do you want a cat

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For Pei Xu, cat slices are just fuel to the fire.

But Zen Kitten looked at it seriously, lying on the pillow with its tail up and down.Pei Xu raised him very well, his fur was black and shiny, smooth to the touch, and he seemed easy to touch.

Pei Xu scratched the back of the kitten's neck, suppressing his desire, his eyes flicked between the screen and the back of Zen kitten's head.

Perhaps aware of Pei Xu's gaze, Zen Kitten looked back at him for two seconds, then turned around and fell on the bed, spreading its paws at him.

Why are you watching me, watching a movie?

He blinked.

Pei Xu couldn't bear it.

"Little liar, accompany me to the bathroom."

Pei Xu grabbed the kitten and rushed into the bathroom.

The bathroom echoed with the faint meowing of cats, the sound of water, and the mist brushing against the frosted glass.

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After a while.

Zen Kitten crawled out of the bathroom, shadows fell behind him.The satisfied man was refreshed. He was wrapped in a white bathrobe, bent over and hooked his hands, and held the Zen kitten in his arms.

"Hey, why does my kitten sink so much?"

Even Pei Xu weighed it twice with his hands like weighing a carrot.

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Don't weigh it, just a few ounces of meat, you can't sell it for a good price!

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Pei Xu's voice seemed to be wrapped in water vapor, the hoarseness and joy neutralized each other.Holding the hair dryer in one hand, he carried the Zen kitten to the mirror, and lowered his head to fiddle with the socket.

Who did Shangfang Jiewa's brave little black cat survive for a hundred days?

The culprit smiled, and the victim gritted his teeth and greeted his family.

Zen Kitten turned over on the table, lying on his back, blinking his eyes lightly, staring at the ceiling absently.After a while, he turned to the other side.

Pei Xu was wearing a white bathrobe with a tight belt, covering his entire chest.A black wire was wrapped around his wrist, and a strand of hair dripping from his forehead fell to the ground with a slap, like a flower blooming in the eyes of a Zen kitten.

When the noise rang, Pei Xu turned his head to test the temperature of the wind, and gently blew on his hands.

"Are you satisfied with your boyfriend's beauty?"

Pei Xu raised the corner of his mouth, and showed a tingly but pure smile.

Zen Kitten's eyes widened, silently covering its face with its paws.

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Zen kitty, how on earth did you pick such a good-natured man out of countless handsome, handsome, rich, fresh and refined men for yourself?

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Don't ask, if you ask, the person concerned is very regretful, so regretful that he wants to immediately pull out the pair of eyes that don't know people well.

After blowing hair, one person and one cat both entered the bed.

Alas, this quilt, which has suffered many twists and turns and witnessed too much, is still as warm as before.

Zen Kitten sighed, thinking he could finally sleep, when he suddenly felt Pei Xu touching him.

Just touch it, the kitten is not allowed to be touched, the key point is that the person stretched out his hand, first touched the ear, then touched the paw, and finally touched the kitten's buttocks.

The Zen kitten whined and pawed with his backhand.

"Oh, so fierce, so scary."

Pei Xu reacted very quickly, and he quickly withdrew his hand, as if he knew what Zen kitten was thinking.He pillowed his arm flatteringly and scratched the back of the kitten's neck.

"Even if it's your legal partner, do you still want to kill him?"

Pei Xu smiled lowly, he stopped teasing the kitten, hugged a ball of liquid-like living thing, and stuffed it in front of his chest.

"Listen, it's jumping so fast, it's scared by you."

Pei Xu pressed the Zen kitten's ears to his heart, and spoke softly.

The Zen kitten sneered, and was about to scold Pei Xu for having too many dramas, when he suddenly looked up, and there were two kitten scratches that were extremely conspicuous among the scattered skirts.

That is……

Zen kitty in the bathroom...

Did you catch it...?

The Zen kitten was guilty and meowed, which made Pei Xu feel distracted. His soft hair carried the fragrance of bath liquid, and Pei Xu turned off the bedside lamp in satisfaction.

"I hope that when I wake up, my kitten can become a human."

Pei Xu closed his eyes and sincerely made a wish.

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But this wish did not come true.

Even though he made a wish every day, it still failed to come true.

One morning, half a month later, Pei Xu lifted the blanket again, and after seeing the little black cat lying on his back, snoring like a king's engine, he picked up the phone by the bedside and dialed it.

Zen Kitty was woken up by Pei Xu, he smacked his lips, and was about to sew in the quilt to soak up the heat of his cheap boyfriend when he suddenly heard an outrageous question.

"Hi doctor, is there any way to turn Wen Chan back into a human?"

"He sleeps next to me every day, if he endures it any longer, I will die."

After speaking, the Zen kitten opened its eyes with a swish, and every hair was telling panic.

Pei Xu looked down at Zen Kitten sadly, with an aura of desire and dissatisfaction all over his body.

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It was extremely obvious that Zen Kitten had a premonition that the day he would turn back into a human next time would be his death date.

The one who died in bed died.

The Zen kitten is squatting on the dining table. From the morning when Pei Xu ended his phone call with Dr. Kitty, the whole person has shown a state of solemnity or relaxation. From time to time, he lifts the tail of the Zen kitten to look at it, or squats in the cat litter Next to the basin, watch the kitten poop.

Is kitten pooping a performance art, worthy of your hard work?

Where did you put those little meteorites in your sky?

Kitten Zen squinted, he was so tired of Pei Xu, and crawled into the unmade bed to sleep, who would have thought that after a while, Pei Xu lifted the quilt and fixedly looked at him.

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When you stare at the abyss, the abyss has big innocent eyes, hiding under the blanket and not coming out.

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"Meow meow meow!"

The Zen kitten was pinned on the bench with its hands and feet bound, just like a prisoner in interrogation.

Pei Xu sat aside, holding a small pointer, projecting the chat messages on the phone onto the wall, and reading them to Zen Kitty one by one.

The clean interface is the chat history of Pervert Pei Xu and Dr. Kitty.

[Pei Xu just wants to be self-reliant]:

Hello, if you have any questions, please come to consult.

[A doctor is a doctor's doctor]:

I pledge my work ethic that I won't tell anyone what happened today, so where are you and Zen Kitty? (Quickly throw the gossip into my mouth.jpg)

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Zen Kitten was puzzled.

What about professional ethics?Then you have been a paparazzi for three years and won the professional ethics guarantee of the best dedication award?

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[Pei Xu just wants to be self-reliant]:

(I'm ashamed, I'm afraid I'm going to call the police.jpg)

[A doctor is a doctor's doctor]:

...?

[Pei Xu just wants to be self-reliant]:

Sorry, it was a cat who posted it just now (smile.jpg)

Zen Kitty looked up in doubt and glanced at Pei Xu.

Pei Xu smiled sincerely.

[A doctor is a doctor's doctor]:

The thing is, after you guys got together, the zen kitty became a cat again?Under what circumstances?

[Pei Xu just wants to be self-reliant]:

It was when we measured the circumference of the bed.

[A doctor is a doctor's doctor]:

???

[Pei Xu just wants to be self-reliant]:

(He is the most shy monster.jpg)

Zen Kitten raised its head again and showed its paws.

Pei Xu smiled politely, and whipped the little pointer in his hand.

Zen Kitten withdrew his electric eyes and continued to read the records.

[A doctor is a doctor's doctor]:

Okay, I probably understand that his condition is a typical symptom, and his academic name is Abner Fixerola Cabel Gina, which is called the syndrome of stealing household registration for short.

[Pei Xu just wants to be self-reliant]:

?

[A doctor is a doctor's doctor]:

To put it simply, he likes you, but he doesn't know that he likes you. The frequent switching before being with you is a side effect of the first love, which is called the syndrome of not stealing a registered permanent residence.As for now, he likes you, and you like him too, but he doesn't know how to express it, he is very shy, calling...

[Pei Xu just wants to be self-reliant]:

Stealing into account book syndrome?

[A doctor is a doctor's doctor]:

Oh hoo?You kid is very talented!Would you like to come to work in my lab?

A few drops of sweat dripped from Zen Kitten's forehead.

He suddenly felt that entrusting his illness and life-long affairs to these two seemed to be afraid that he would live too comfortably.

[Pei Xu just wants to be self-reliant]:

So how to solve it?

[A doctor is a doctor's doctor]:

Try habit therapy, increase interaction, and make him realize that you can be relied on.Let him get used to you slowly and accept you.In fact, Zen Kitty itself has a strong control over felineization. It is because he was too laissez-faire since he was a child that made the problem a little more serious.

[Pei Xu just wants to be self-reliant]:

Where should I start?

[A doctor is a doctor's doctor]:

Look at you, look at him too, I won't teach you in detail, just take it easy.

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The chat history ends here.

The Zen kitten flicked its tail. In fact, it still didn't understand what Dr. Kitty meant, but it was obvious that Pei Xu thought he understood.

He squatted in front of Wen Chan, with a clear joy in his brows.

"It turns out that you became like this because you love me too much."

Pei Xu held the kitten's paw in a friendly manner, as if the ambassadors of the two countries met before the peace talks.

Don't be passionate about yourself, I don't like you much.

I just want to show you

Zen Kitty turned his face away, fortunately he was dark, otherwise Pei Xu, the meteorological instrument, would have noticed that the sun was shining today.

"I thought about it, our exclusive treatment plan starts from the first day you become a human, how about it?"

Pei Xu smiled softly.

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Wen Chan sneered in his heart.

Half a month has passed, and he has no tendency to change back at all. If he counts on turning back into a human being, I'm afraid it will be useless after the Chinese New Year.

After all, Wen Chan had been in the Zen kitten state for half a year.

But this time, Wen Chan miscalculated.

Because Pei Xu started to wear only trousers at home after talking with Dr. Kitty Kitty, with his upper body bare.

Based on the principle of seeing what is out of sight, the Zen kitten lies on the highest cat climbing frame, opens one eye, so as not to die, and can always catch a glimpse of Pei Xu wandering around.

That is to say, Zen kitten really doesn't like the pussy cat, but the drool, it doesn't obey!

That abs, that biceps, that inverted triangle figure, that shoulder blade profile!

Meow!

Zen kitten stepped on the mat, paws tossing back and forth, he tried his best to pull himself out of the colorful world, just turned his eyes away, but Pei Xu seemed to predict that the kitten would care, and made some noise on purpose.

"Wen Chan, please hug me, you haven't hugged me in 67 seconds, two or three."

Pei Xu said aggrievedly with pure eyes.

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Empress Poseidon, I beg you, take this big wave boy away T^T.

If this continues, the little cat will really have a mental breakdown.

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Under Pei Xu's persistent seduction, Wen Chan finally broke through the kitten's protective defense.

"Wen Chan, give me a pinch of the meat pad."

Pei Xuchi was wearing an apron, and while cooking soup, he was pinching the little cat's claws that were barely stretched out.

"Wen Chan, rub your stomach for me."

Pei Xu nestled on the sofa to read documents, with kitten candy in his mouth, passed the kitten vaguely on the floor, occupying his soft belly.

"Wen Chan, give me a kiss."

Pei Xu chased the anime on the bed, put his arm around the kitten, and made a gesture of kissing the soft flesh.

boom--

As the white smoke flickered, a trace of astonishment flashed across Pei Xu's face, followed by the joy and charm of a successful trick.

"There is something wrong with you...you want me to kiss you!"

Wen Chan huddled naked on the bed, his face was red as well as the tip of his ears, the tip of his nose was upturned, full of utter shyness.

This disheveled pervert harassed a well-known kitten every day, swaggering like an oiran patrolling the streets, not shy at all? !

"Whose lost kitten is this?"

Pei Xu smiled sullenly and pulled the quilt to cover Wen Chan, never tired of playing tricks.

"Let me see, it's so beautiful..." Pei Xu picked Wen Chan's chin and looked at it for a long time, his eyes were bent like little crescent moons. "It turned out to be my house."

"Shameless." Wen Chan's eyes widened, and he bit Pei Xu in the air, but before he could close his mouth, he was directly suppressed.

"You can't get a wife if you are shameless."

Pei Xu's smile gradually deepened.

"If you take the initiative to change back, do you want to do something else besides kissing?"

Pei Xu's eyes darkened a lot.