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Family members, let's just say that Wen Chan is a man who wants to save face and likes to come in order. Adhering to the idea of ​​not seeing his parents too soon, he decided not to go home with Pei Xu this year.

But on the night he decided to do so, he turned back into a little black cat.

Ha, but so what, are we Zen kittens the kind of little whores who rush to get fucked?

Thinking in this way, Wen Chan turned his head, stared at his kitten's paw, and put it on Pei Xu's hand decisively.

"Meow meow meow!"

Give me a rub, my paws are itchy!

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Pei Xu was browsing the official websites of major luxury goods. The New Year is approaching, and he has to buy some gifts for Mrs. Pei back home.That boy Pei Jiangyu doesn't have to worry, just buy some game cassettes and get rid of it.

Pei Xu rolled the mouse, and something soft was stuffed into the palm of his lap, and he looked down blankly.

A pitch-black kitten jumped onto the chair, stepped on his thigh, nestled up softly, and stared at him seriously.

While watching, he patted Pei Xu urgingly.

"Back to a kitten again?"

Pei Xu smiled, and he squeezed the Zen kitten's paw, who knew that Uncle Meow was demanding, thought his actions were perfunctory, so he jumped onto the table and walked around holding his paw.

"This is you, the WeChat step count is not full?"

Pei Xu looked at the little black cat walking back and forth with a puzzled look on his face.

The Zen kitten was also dumbfounded, but Pei Xu smiled, and immediately tied the phone to a string and hung it on Zen kitten.

"Then you can help me brush it too, I have [-] steps left this week."

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Whose family's poor kitten was crushed on the bed and squeezed under the bed.

I just want to go for a walk to find the feeling of being a kitten, and I have to be forced to do this and that.

"Meow meow meow!"

Seeing that the Zen kitten was angry, Pei Xu quickly hugged the kitten into his arms and smoothed its fur.

"Don't be angry, don't be angry. If you are angry, the hair will not shine, and it will be difficult to touch."

The Zen kitten meowed, retracted its fangs, and lightly licked Pei Xu's finger.

Forget it, let's make do with it, and we can't leave.

If you leave, there will be no expensive cans and free big houses to live in in the future.

Zen Kitten still didn't agree to go home with Pei Xu, despite Pei Xu's various temptations before going to bed, Zen Kitten remained unmoved.

On a dark and stormy night not long after, Meimei, an ignorant kitten who believed in humans, slept all night. When she woke up the next day, she found herself in a luxurious cage.

The man walked around in slippers, the suitcase was opened, and the clothes were neatly folded.Zen Kitten jumped up, grabbed the box, and slammed on the door.

"Meow meow meow!"

Come on!Someone kidnapped a cute kitten!Come on!help!

Hearing the Zen kitten's voice, Pei Xu walked up to the box, greeted a few times in a hypocritical manner, picked up two cans of canned food, and gestured intimately.

"Friendly question, do you want to eat the canned food on the left or the canned food on the right for Chinese New Year? The journey is far away, so I'll bring you more."

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Believe it or not, I ate you first during Chinese New Year!

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Seeing that the coaxing is not enough, some people think of abduction, and feel that since they want to abduct, they have already done it anyway, so it is better to do something big.

Anyway, what was kidnapped was just an innocent and pitiful kitten who had no intention of going home for the New Year.

What right does a kitten have to meow?

Not clever kitty is just a man's plaything.

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Pei Xu's hometown is in the province's most livable city, more than five hours' drive away, facing the sea, a second-tier city with a rich cultural atmosphere.

The Zen kitten was lying in the box, secretly looking at this four-story seaside villa.

The villa is planted with evergreen trees, and the shrubs are neatly trimmed, leaving a small area of ​​tidy flower beds next to it, just waiting for the beautiful flowers to be planted next spring.The Xiaoyang Building is decorated in a unique style. There is a circle of corridors around the building. The log floor is neatly paved, and it will make a hollow sound when you step on it.

Pei Xu took the Zen kitten out of the box, unzipped the zipper, and stuffed it into his arms, revealing only the cat's head looking around when he was free.

"There will be a lot of my family members today. Just remember, they will all be called in the future."

The Zen kitten raised its head, rubbed its ear against Pei Xu's chin, and let out a cry in response.

Ha, what's so difficult about it, Zen Kitty was a smart cat who could distinguish the generation of the girl who was the niece of the uncle and her second uncle's son.

But beyond Wen Chan's expectation, Pei Xu's strange relatives were a bit too much.

Especially the relatives were very enthusiastic, patting Pei Xu on the shoulder and talking endlessly.

"I haven't seen Xiao Pei for a year and he has grown taller again hahahaha"

"Thank you Uncle, it's just that I'm one centimeter shorter than last year."

"Xiao Pei has a cat? What kind of cat is so beautiful, it looks like a small ball of goat dung?"

"...my cat probably doesn't like that adjective."

"Hahaha okay, when will you give birth?"

"Third Cousin, my cat is male..."

"Okay, okay, give me one for my family, your brother is clamoring for a cat, hahaha."

"..."

"How is Xiao Pei's studies now?"

"Fortunately, I'm ready for the postgraduate study."

"Xiao Pei is really promising! Still looking at the stars?"

"... You are joking, sometimes you also look at the sun and the moon."

"Oh, Xiao Pei, I told your mother just now, when will you ask for a wife?"

"Auntie, I already have a partner."

"Have a date? It's a pity... no, great, which girl?"

The Zen kitten folded its ears and meowed.

—Look down, under your eyelids, there is a little goat dung ball.

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Breaking through the encirclement of relatives, Pei Xu finally fled to the bedroom area on the third floor—once Chinese New Year comes, all the relatives in the same line live in the villa. There are three rooms on the third floor belonging to Pei Xu's family, one for his parents, one for Pei Xu, and one for his parents. Pei Jiangyu's room.

They passed by Pei Jiangyu's room, and saw Pei Jiangyu who was studying hard from the half-hidden door.

"Pei Jiangyu, do your homework?" Pei Xu knocked on the door with the Zen kitten and entered. Pei Jiangyu was not allowed to go out because of the crime of not finishing his homework, and was on the way to write quickly.

"Damn it, why does this small piece of wood with mass m move? It keeps moving back and forth. Will it die if it doesn't move?"

Pei Jiangyu dropped the pen and looked at Pei Xu, like a parrot beeping.

"Brother, I don't want to do it, you can do it for me."

Pei Xu smiled, and the Zen kitten patted him, and he put the cat down. Just as he was about to say something, he heard someone downstairs calling them two brothers.

The two brothers went down to help, and when they came up again, Kitten Zen had been squatting on the table and reading the papers for a long time.

"Brother, your cat is so dark, is it from Africa?" Pei Jiangyu walked over with his pockets in his pocket, and nodded the cat's head.

"Don't worry, which question you don't know, sit down and I will explain it to you." Pei Xu finally found a scumbag to show his superhuman IQ, and his tone was about to fly.

"No, I don't understand what you're talking about." Pei Jiangyu was deeply poisoned by the attribute of his brother's soul lecturer. He gave up on himself and sat on the stool, pinched the Zen kitten's neck, and said with a sneer: "Looking so seriously, it seems that you can I seem to understand."

The Zen kitten turned its head, turned to the multiple-choice question, and pressed A with one paw.

Pei Jiangyu's eyes widened.

Immediately afterwards, Kitten Zen proudly patted several times, all on the options, then flicked its tail, proudly glanced at Pei Jiangyu with the tip of its eyes.

"Brother, your cat discriminates against me." Pei Jiangyu was furious.

"AAB?" Pei Xu leaned closer, looked at the paper, and then laughed. "Cats are smarter than you, aren't you ashamed?"

"Fuck?" Pei Jiangyu couldn't hold back anymore, after reading the answers in the workbook, they were all right.

"Brother, is your cat a genius?" Pei Jiangyu murmured.

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No, just read the answer.

Zen kitten looks up.

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"Why don't you let me do my homework." Pei Jiangyu cried.

Zen kitten flicked its tail and lay back in Pei Xu's arms again.

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But I couldn't help it, and I remembered three questions in total.