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Almost in the next second, Wen Chan threw himself on Pei Xu.

Based on his experience of smoking catnip for nearly 20 years, he was sure that if the smell on Pei Xu's body wasn't catnip, he had been carrying it for a long time.

The perverted man just went out to have a meal just now, could it be a cat spirit, right? It has such a strong smell, and it’s hard to believe that he had a meal without fooling around. Okay, let the Zen kitten suck second-hand catnip, it’s simply not good Morality!I have lost the conscience of the shit shovel officer!

If so, the catnip has already gone crazy, Wen Chan buried his face in Pei Xu's collar, fluttered his nose slightly, and felt the smell of catnip with all his strength.

"Well, Wen Chan, you..." Pei Xu was obviously frightened, he lay down on the sofa directly, not daring to breathe, he could only put his arms around Wen Chan's thin waist, silently listening to the man's gradually heavy breathing .

"Don't move, my leg is numb." Wen Chan's voice was quite painful, and it sounded worrying. Pei Xu really didn't dare to move, his heart was beating so fast that it was almost noisy.

Wait a minute, let me smoke for a while, I'm addicted to peppermint, give me a little while.

"But why is your face so hot?"

Pei Xu was puzzled again, and pinched Wen Chan's face by the way.

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That, the leg cramps are transferred to the face, and the mechanical energy is transferred to thermal energy. Are you satisfied with this answer?

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After sucking for a while, Wen Chan couldn't pretend anymore, and slowly got up from Pei Xu.He straightened his clothes in embarrassment, and wiped Pei Xu's collar considerately, only to realize that this guy didn't have a tie.

It's still there when you go out, but it's gone when you enter the door. Wow, are you going to eat in the Bone Demon Cave?

Wen Chan was puzzled, but he didn't dare to say too much, for fear that Mr. Pei would rush out of the door in a fit of anger and take catnip away with him.

Tonight, Mr. Pei went to bed very early, maybe the sleeping pills had an effect, or maybe he didn't dare to make a mistake in someone else's house, anyway, he washed up early, and Wen Chan watched with heartache at the door of the bathroom.

"Well, do you have anything else to do?" Wen Chan's wolf-like gaze stared at Pei Xu, silently wiping his face with Wen Chan's small chrysanthemum towel, hesitating.

"No, I'm just... my family is poor, and I want to watch over you and save water."

Wen Chan stared at the water flowing down the sewer in pain, with regret in his heart and eyes.

You wash it lightly, my catnip, don't wash away the smell, woo woo woo.

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Pei Xu fell asleep, and Wen Chan announced that sleeping pills are one of the greatest inventions of the 21st century.

Looking at Pei Xu who was half covered with towels on the bed, Wen Chan had shameful feline happiness for the first time.

Why not let Pei Xu sleep on the sofa?Because, it is inconvenient for Zen Kitty to play!

The first step is to determine the target state:

Wen Chan prepared the knife and fork, put on a small scarf, crept onto the bed, and slapped Pei Xu hard, but there was no response.

The second step is to determine the task route:

Wen Chan smiled contentedly, and he bent down to smell Pei Xu's body everywhere, but the smell of catnip was everywhere, and it felt like it was everywhere.

Did this person take a catnip bath?Which bathhouse is so cat-like, please tell me that I will become a member and go every day.

Wen Chan took Pei Xu's suit jacket and took two deep breaths, not as energetic as himself.

There's no way, you've sucked me so many times, I'll suck it back once, isn't it too much?

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Not too much, not too much, how can scholars' affairs be called too much, that is called helping each other.

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Wen Chan raised his non-existent tail, arched it into Pei Xu's arms, pressed the tip of his nose against Pei Xu's clothes, and took a deep breath.

I rely on me, I rely on me, is this the treatment that a kitten can have? Humanoid catnip, today's Zen kitten is the most authoritative cat emperor!

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Until the next morning, Wen Chan was still in high spirits, and even stared at Pei Xu while eating porridge.

"I always felt that something was pressing on me last night, did you feel it too?" Pei Xu asked helplessly while scooping up the vegetables and porridge in front of him.

"I don't know, maybe my bed is not very good." Wen Chan pretended to be stupid, Meimei finished her breakfast, passed by the bathroom, and looked in the mirror.

He was like a vixen who had sucked his energy, with an inexplicable vitality all over his body. He hummed a song and put on a layer of lipstick. He just pursed his lips when he suddenly realized that something was wrong.

The sides of his lips seemed to be a little swollen, and there were faint marks.

That's weird, bitten in a dream?

Wen Chan leaned over and touched the mirror carefully, but he didn't think it looked the same again.

He sucked and fell asleep last night, so he shouldn't be gnawing on himself, right?

"What's the matter?" Pei Xu leaned against the door frame, his tall figure covered the sunlight, Wen Chan looked against the light, and could only see the outline of Pei Xu clearly.

"No, it feels like I was bitten by something." Wen Chan murmured, and just wiped his lower lip when Pei Xu pinched his chin and turned away.

???

This standard provocative gesture of pinching the chin would not be followed by a sentence [man, are you implying me? 】

"It's not obvious from the outside." Pei Xu shook his head, let go of him, and said, "Let's go, we're going to find the cat."

Damn, look for cats, look for cats, forget about it all.

Wen Chan muttered to himself how to find the cat, but when he didn't see behind him, Pei Xu curled his lips and rubbed his own.

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He doesn't know what catnip smells like,

He has tasted all the smells of Zen.

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Pei Xu said that the cat bumped into him at school, so if you want to find a kitten, you should go to school first.

Wen Chan said in his heart, it can be pulled down, if it is not for looking for a long-term meal ticket, any cat with a normal mind will not bump into a pervert.

"I like that kitten very much. I think we are made for each other." Pei Xu smiled and walked on campus in a suit.

Indeed, there used to be a campus legend that there was a strange man in a suit who wandered around the campus every day. Whenever the moon was full at midnight, some classmates would see a man in a suit and leather shoes walking in and out with a bath basket at the entrance of the east bathhouse. He was well dressed. .

When it's over, and walk with Pei Xu for a while, Wen Chan feels that he will also become a part of the campus legend.

"By the way, do you have class today? I have a professional class later, maybe I have to go to class first before I can accompany you to find a cat." Pei Xu was so apologetic that Wen Chan felt embarrassed when he heard it.

Didn't I accompany you to find the cat? How can your [-]-year-old memory change?

"I've dropped out of school, and I don't have classes recently." Wen Chan replied like this, but Pei Xu was extremely happy.

"Really? Then you can accompany me to class." Pei Xu was full of joy.

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Must be obsessed.

Wen Chan stared at the teacher who was spitting in front of the blackboard, looked down at the Chinese description of the general theory of relativity, and once again expressed admiration for the limit of human IQ.

People are different from each other. Some people are born with Morse code N-level encrypted calls.

"What does it mean?" Wen Chan and Pei Xu shared the same textbook, but a guy like him who was only thinking about Do-a-mi couldn't understand at all. He moved his head to Pei Xu's side and was suddenly caught The person cushioned it with the palm of his hand.

"Why?" Wen Chan glanced at him blankly, and found that Pei Xu closed his eyes, and whispered in his ear: "Others are watching."

Wen Chan:?Am I afraid of others looking at my handsome face?

Wen Chan frowned, and said quietly: "Do you think I'm handsome?"

Pei Xu froze for a moment, like an underground party leader, he said in a lower voice, "Handsome."

Wen Chan was overjoyed, but on the surface he looked indifferent.

"So, when others look at me, it's fine if I don't ask them for tickets."

"My face, Wu Yanzu in the music industry, is not a name for nothing."

Wen Chan was satisfied with Pei Xu's shock, turned his head with a smile, and found that the whole class was looking at them.

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This, what, did I kill someone?

Wen Chan was confused, and soon, the old professor on the podium, who had devoted himself to academic research, opened his dim eyes and spoke in Sichuan dialect with correct words.

"Student, are you also interested in the theory of relativity?"

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Hello teacher, I am very interested in how to disappear in place.

Wen Chan blinked, reached under the table, and twisted Pei Xu through his trousers.

"You didn't tell me that even your teacher found me." Every word of his mouth smelled like the enamel of the alveolar teeth, and it sounded like every word, white and tender, with deep and full emotions.

"Our teacher is a member of the professor's preferential treatment project. It is half price to enter the National Center for the Performing Arts, and the National Park is free. You will definitely not need a ticket." Pei Xu did it straightly, rubbing the place where Wen Chan had pinched, and by the way I touched my little hand.

"Fuck your mother, is this what I'm talking about?" Wen Chan's face remained motionless, his lips were buzzing, and his voice was soft and thin.

"Why are you still swearing at people? Swearing at people is harmful to your cultivation." Pei Xu refuted jokingly with sharp teeth.

Really think that I am a monster. If I am a monster, I will allow you to be unrestrained. I will send you to an uninhabited island in the Pacific Ocean with a Hunyuan Xingyi Taijiquan.

Just as Wen Chan was about to say something, he suddenly heard the old professor squinting his eyes, and said to the crowd:

"Student, you are not from our class, are you?"

So, is it more convincing to say that you went to the wrong classroom or came to observe?

In a blink of an eye, Wen Chan came up with a hundred answers, but Pei Xu was smarter than him, and came as soon as he opened his mouth.

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"Professor, he can't learn music anymore, I'll take him to experience the joy of physics."

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Pei Xu was killed by a squib in his previous life, so he loves to talk so much in this life, right?

Wen Chan is convinced of this.