Bamboo Horse Invasion Guide

At the end of the exam, there was a light rain, and the campus was a little stuffy. The melodious radio singing was mixed with the wind, showing the relaxed mood after the exam.Fu Shi didn't like rainy days very much, but today's light rain did not extinguish Fu Shi's joyful little mood. He walked briskly, and was going to find Shen Changtang in the teaching building next to him.

The old sycamore tree along the road was bent by the blow, and it stopped for a while, and met Zhuang Cheng under the tree.

"Shen Changtang said—"

Fu Shi stared at him for a while, then jumped up suddenly, and put his foot on the sycamore tree trunk. Unexpectedly, Zhuang Cheng, who had no time to dodge, was drenched by the shaking water, and he felt a little embarrassed. Touching the water on his face in confidence, he looked at Fu Shi.

Fu Shi laughed loudly and said, "Drowned."

Zhuang Cheng wiped off the drops of water on his chin, and stared at him slowly: "Shen Changtang asked me to take you to dinner."

"Where are the others?" Seeing that Zhuang Cheng showed no sign of getting angry, Fu Shi approached and asked.

Zhuang Cheng: "I have something to do."

"Why do you two have so many little secrets? Are you going to make it?" Fu Shi whispered, he glanced at the embarrassed Zhuang Cheng, and said, "You don't need to take me there, I can go to eat by myself. "

Zhuang Cheng took out a crumpled coupon from his pocket and said, "Buy one get one free cheese sweet potato at the Korean barbecue restaurant expires today."

Fu Shi: "Fuck!"

Zhuang Cheng really loves the way this stupid little dog is so aggrieved by him, he can't wait to take out his mobile phone to snap two pictures, take them as wallpaper, emoticons, and profile pictures. He leads people out of the school, on the way I met a classmate in his class and asked him: "Zhuang Cheng, why did you get drenched like this when it didn't rain?"

Zhuang Cheng glanced at the guilty Fushi and said, "There is artificial rainfall."

Fu Shi hummed in a low voice to express his dissatisfaction, and when he followed Zhuang Cheng into the taxi, he stayed away from Zhuang Cheng in disgust.

"Don't get my clothes wet."

Zhuang Cheng said, "Little rascal."

Fu Shi had goose bumps all over his body: "Are you disgusting?"

Zhuang Cheng was taken aback for a moment, and almost blurted out: You really like this kind of address on the Internet!

Little pig, little treasure, little idiot.

He coughed twice and said, "Let's go buy a change of clothes first."

"Trouble, give me the coupon, and I'll eat it myself." Fu Shi spread his hand towards him.

Zhuang Cheng shook his head: "That can't be done. Shen Changtang told me that I can't let you eat two servings of cheese and sweet potatoes by yourself, otherwise your mouth will swell again tomorrow."

In fact, Zhuang Cheng was looking forward to seeing Fu Shi's swollen mouth.

"Then you dawdle, there are so many troubles." Fu Shi withdrew his hand, crossed his chest and looked out the window.

Zhuang Cheng sighed heavily, the voice was very loud, as if he was afraid that Fu Shi could not hear him.

"It's okay if you don't change clothes, it will probably be done soon."

Fu Shi secretly rolled his eyes: "I want to go once, but I don't want to go later, how can you be a mother-in-law."

"It's not you—"

Fu Shi turned his head and looked at him fiercely: "Just go! Don't ask! It's so noisy!"

Zhuang Cheng muttered something about the irritable hour, but Fu Shi didn't hear it.

"Ugly, choose such an ugly color, Zhuang Cheng, can your eyes work?"

"It's not good, it's not good."

"My grandfather had the same one."

"The next one."

"Tsk, do you think I want to comment on it?"

Zhuang Cheng's face has not changed, but the waiter next to him has already turned dark. Zhuang Cheng glanced at Fu Shi who was obviously picking on him, and asked him, "Then which one do you think looks better?"

Fu Shi hummed twice, sat up and pointed to a white sweater he was looking at, and said, "This one is okay."

Zhuang Cheng got the sweater and handed it to the waiter: "Then I'll buy this one, please help me remove the tag, I'll put it on now."

Zhuang Cheng put on clean and fresh clothes and walked out of the locker room. Fushi's vision was really good. Zhuang Cheng looked clean and neat, he was tall, and he was eye-catching and handsome in this color. Zhuang Cheng was going to pay, but he was told that he had I bought it.

Fu Shi carried his old clothes in a bag, leaned against the door, and said lazily, "Are you ready? Are you going to starve me to death?"

Zhuang Cheng left the clothing store with him. Before he went to change his clothes, he checked the price, and it was not cheap.

"How did you buy it for me?"

Fu Shi said, "Didn't I wet your clothes?"

Zhuang Cheng couldn't help laughing, he suddenly remembered that Fushi is also a fool with a lot of money on the Internet, every time a new skin is released, it will be sent to his account, especially the beautiful skin of the heroine, for fear of his little girlfriend I got it a few seconds later than others. They are in the same team. There are other girls in the team who are greedy and coax him to buy skins. I'm going to give it to her.

Zhuang Cheng looked at him shaking his head because he was about to eat cheese and sweet potatoes, couldn't hold back, and reached out to pluck his hair.

Fu Shi immediately turned his head and frowned: "What are you doing!"

Seeing the words "you cute" crushed in his throat, Zhuang Cheng paused for a long time and said, "I'll treat you to dinner later."

Fu Shi snorted twice and said, "Of course you invited me."

He just ordered two cheese sweet potatoes, and then handed the menu to Zhuang Cheng.

Zhuang Cheng also ordered a few plates of meat. The menu had just been handed over, and the waiter who added water brought them a children's toy and brought it to the table, saying, "This is the toy that came with the set meal you ordered."

It's an ugly cat doll.

"Why is there such a gaudy thing?" Fu Shi stretched out his hand and pinched two cat's butts. He paused for a moment, and suddenly took out his mobile phone, "Why does this thing look so familiar?"

Fu Shi hurriedly took out his mobile phone, and found a photo from the chat history. It was a corner of his home sent by his girlfriend. On it was a doll that was exactly the same as the cat in his hand. At that time, Fu Shi complained that it was not cute at all. , not suitable for his precious wife.

"Damn it." He compared it several times, and after confirming that it was exactly the same, he looked at Zhuang Cheng in surprise, "Unexpectedly, this is exactly the same as my girlfriend's doll, as ugly as it is."

Zhuang Cheng gently took a sip of the tea in his hand, and pretended to say, "Wow, what a coincidence."

Fu Shi immediately took a photo and sent it to his girlfriend, and Zhuang Cheng's phone immediately lit up.

Cute Hour: Look! ! ! !the same! ! ! !

Kiss my wife baby: cute, where did you come from?

Cute Hour: Come out to eat and send

Zhuang Cheng couldn't hold it back, and chuckled, it seems that this idiot can't tell that this is the one in the hands of his dear wife, baby, and he is still wondering that the barbecue restaurant also has this method of coaxing children, and he is complacent about his luck today Well, I just got sent a doll of the same style as my online dating partner.

He slowly touched the edge of the phone with his thumb, typed and continued to ask.

Kiss my wife baby: Alone?

After sending this sentence, he looked up at Fu Shi, and as expected, Fu Shi also looked up at him with an ugly expression. He lowered his head and replied, "No, with a loathsome person."

Zhuang Cheng: ...

The dishes were ready soon, and Fu Shi bought him clothes. Before that, Zhuang Cheng, who was still a little moved, planned to eat both cheese and sweet potatoes for Fu Shi, and helped him keep it a secret from Shen Changtang, but Now he picked out the smaller share very strictly and handed it to Fu Shi.

"Here."

Fu Shi picked up the spoon and was about to eat it. Seeing Zhuang Cheng put aside his favorite sweet potato with cheese, he said, "You have to eat it while it's hot."

"I don't like cheese." Zhuang Cheng said.

Fu Shi stared: "How can someone not like cheese? Oh no, why don't you give it to me if you don't like it?"

Zhuang Cheng said slowly, "Because Shen Changtang won't let you eat two."

Fu Shi clenched his teeth, angrily picked up the phone, and complained to his dear wife, Baby: Fuck you!He is so annoying I will never go out to eat with him again!

Zhuang Cheng: ...

After Fu Shi finished eating cheese and sweet potatoes, he forced himself not to look at the extravagant and wasteful behavior of the person opposite him. He took a sip of Coca-Cola and was about to grill the meat with tongs. Zhuang Cheng suddenly handed him a bowl full of pork belly, and Fu Shi looked wary: "What are you doing? "

Zhuang Cheng: "Eat quickly, it will be cold later."

Fu Shi: "Eat it yourself, I can bake it."

"I'll give you the sweet potatoes after eating." Zhuang Cheng said lightly.

A bowl of meat was quickly taken away, and Fu Shi reacted while wrapping lettuce, why should he be able to manipulate him?