Naruto Ukiyo-e Dream

Because of the fast speed, we arrived at the sand-hidden border the next morning.Looking at the route, we successfully found the hiding place of the Renegade.As soon as I entered the cave, I heard someone say: "Stupid human beings. Are you here to die again?"

Zhishui and I looked at each other speechlessly, and walked in.Zhishui instantly opened the kaleidoscope, "This place is full of Chakra sensory networks. Be careful." I nodded and restrained my breath a little.

Walking to the end, I vaguely saw a figure. "Shayin S-class rebellious ninja, wonderful?" Zhishui asked. "What a young voice, I don't know if you look good or not." A hoarse voice came out.

Along with the sound came the overwhelming poisonous needles. "Water escape, flow wall!" I took the attack. "Fire escape, the art of fireball!" A huge fireball was released by Zhishui. "Hehe, not bad, finally two masters have come this time."

"Ninja method, poisonous mist!" Chiao spat out the poisonous mist. "Susano!" In an instant, Shisui and I were protected by the ice-green bones, and a line of blood and tears flowed from Shisui's eyes. It is not a very convenient thing to maintain Susano.

"Wow, it's really powerful. Although I don't know what it is, it should be the strongest defense. I really convinced you, but how do you kill me?" "It's very simple." Zhishui put away his beard Zuo Nenghu.

He and I attacked him at the same time, and he also fled with a blink.After a few rounds, although we have the upper hand, there is no way to kill with one blow. "It's really good. This level of instant body is almost the same as Konoha's instant body water."

Zhishui couldn't help sneering, and walked behind him in an instant, swiping the kunai stab, the kunai turned black and shattered into pieces the moment it touched his body.Zhishui's pupils dilated instantly, what's going on? !

"Yi, leave quickly, his body is poisonous!" I saw his strange complexion through the dim light, it was the color that would be obtained after long-term application of poison on my body, poisonous dark blue.That can no longer be called skin, his skin has long been corroded to nothing.

"What's going on?" Zhishui retreated to my side, "He wrapped himself in poison, I think he should only have a skeleton left, so there is no way to get close. I want to try ninjutsu, probably only This will kill him." I took a step back and unwrapped the scroll.

I held the plum blossom machete and looked at him coldly. "Ice escape, a thousand-year ice prison!" Eight icicles surrounded him, and when his hand touched the icicle, a large piece of the icicle was corroded, and it escaped smoothly.

"What's the situation?" Zhishui frowned, "Huo Dun, Huo Long flaming!" The fire dragon rushed towards him, and he left in an instant. "Cut, how could it be possible to attack him like this." Zhishui continued to make seals: "Fire escape. Phoenix Immortal Fire Art!" The linear fire rushed towards him.

Shun Shen is indeed omnipotent, Shishui finally felt a little headache, but soon, I looked into his eyes, and then the two of them smiled tacitly.The next second, Zhishui looked at Qi Ao, "Wu Jiang!" The space stagnated.

I quickly made a seal: "Water Dun, hard vortex water blade! Ice Dun, iceberg blizzard!" Three seconds later, I heard a scream, Chiao's poisonous skin was cut open, the venom corroded my bones, and Putting the water blade on, the whole person began to shatter, and finally turned into a cloud of dust.

"It's ridiculous. He was not killed by us in the end, but was corroded by his own venom." I spread out the scroll and put the ashes in the scroll, "Okay, we can go."

Leaving the dark cave, I just ran into a team. "Who! How dare you come in and out casually!" The leader of the team was an uncle who covered half of his face with a curtain. He looked familiar, but he just couldn't remember who it was.

"Say. Who, if you don't tell, we can only think that you are threatening the village." The ninja said.Zhishui and I kept silent, how should we put it, we are people with no identity at all.

"Kill it." I looked at Zhishui and said lightly in Chinese.Shisui nodded, "Wait, wait...!!" The Jonin looked very excited, Shisui and I were both stunned, he was speaking Chinese! !

"Bosses, help me to make them faint." Jonin said in Chinese. "Oh." We are naturally very happy to have found the one from Earth.Shishui knot seal "Illusion, a real illusion." It is impossible for those Chunin ninjas to resist Shishui's illusion.

"Thank you~ I'm Sagakure Jōnin Maki, please give me your advice." Maki bowed exaggeratedly. "Why did you let me stun them?" Zhishui asked. "Oh, let's go to the hotel and talk about it~" Markey was very excited.

"It's been a long time since I heard Chinese. You two, let's go have a drink if you're okay." Markey squeezed between us, took me with one hand, and Zhishui with the other, and arrived at a hotel far away from Shayin.

"Boss, I want a private room." Ma Ji rubbed his hands, and Zhishui and I looked at him calmly.After the food was ordered, the door was closed, and the three of us began to communicate in Chinese. "Bosses, can you show me your real appearance?" Markey was very excited.

We looked at each other and lifted our cloaks. "Wow!!!" followed by Machi's 3-minute-long cry: "Shishuidian! Yakuradian! Woohoo!!" Machi covered his face first, then fell to the ground, and finally straightened his body .

"Markey, Markey, what's wrong with you?" Zhishui stepped forward and shook the smoking Markey. "The Temple of Still Water is so gentle~" Ma Qi suddenly revived with full blood and climbed back to his position. "Cough," I drew my attention awkwardly, "Well, my name is Wen Qianyi."

"Xia Yiling." "My name is Xue Yawen, you can call me Xiaoya." Ma Ji finally returned to normal. "By the way, Yi and I are both sophomores in Jiangcheng Middle School. Xiaoya, how old are you?" "Wow, you are a top student in the city! I'm from No. [-] Middle School, freshman in high school, so I should call you seniors~"

"It's Senior Sister." Zhishui corrected. "How did you get here?"

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"Xiaoya, people from Jiangcheng Middle School are coming soon, are you ready?" a member asked. "Well, this year's cosplay show is also coming from Jiangcheng Middle School. The level must be very high. We have to prepare well, so we can't lose the face of No. [-] Middle School."

"President, the theme this time is Hokage. We happen to have several sets that were exhibited last time, and they are just usable." Another person said. "There are a few pieces that are not good, and need to be improved. The hair of the scorpion is a little too light.

Didara's fishnet shirt is Itachi's, and I took it wrong.And this, Kakashi's forehead is too big, covering his entire face.Daily makeup is too heavy!Again. "Xue Yawen is rushing to direct, she has been busy for several days.

"President, you can go outside. The people from Jiangcheng Middle School have already arrived." "Okay, I'll go first. You can go to the backstage and wait after you make changes." As she said, she hurried towards the door, and suddenly, the whole The person loses gravity and falls into the hole in the doorway.

When I woke up, I found myself sitting in a house surrounded by sand. "Mr. Maji, the fourth generation asked you to come over." Before Xue Yawen screamed to the sky, he was dragged away by Anbu.

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"So, we all came here when we stepped on the door and failed?" Zhishui supported his head and thought for a while. "It's okay, I like this place very much." Ma Ke held Zhi Shui's hand, Xing Xing stared at him.

"Shisuiden, Yakuraden, why are you all wearing such beautiful people, and I'm the only one wearing it on an uncle." Ma Ji pointed his index fingers and looked at us resentfully.

"It's okay, at least you still have a legitimate identity now." I pursed my lips. "Yakuraden, haven't you been controlled by Lord Madara?" Maki asked puzzled. "Don't mention this person to me." I coldly refused.

"Well, beautiful Yakura-den, Shisui-den, have you ever thought about making gorgeous JQ?" Machi's saliva was about to flow down.Zhishui and I looked at each other, not knowing what to say.After a while, I came back to my senses.

"He already has a man." I said lightly to Markey.Boom!Markey fell to the floor again, but this time with two long streams of nosebleeds, and his nosebleeds continued to flow, lying on the ground incomprehensible.

After a while, when we all thought he was dead, he got up extremely strong: "Yakuraden, did Shisuiden have an affair with Itachi?" "Nonsense, he didn't have an affair with Itachi Are you still having an affair with Sasuke?" I rolled my eyes at him.

Boom!Markey fell to the ground again, this time with more nosebleeds.Zhishui, who really couldn't see it, took some tissues and pinched Ma Ji's nose.Ma Qi got up from the pool of blood and grabbed Shishui's wrist.

"Zhishuidian, I liked you very much in the past. I cried for a long time when you were killed by Weasel Palace. Now I know that Zhishuidian is indeed the Holy Mother, so gentle. Zhishuidian, you We must go to reform Itachi Palace so that he will not be killed by Zuoer Shao!

Zhishuidian, the dream of our girls who care about Weasel Temple is fulfilled by you.As long as you reappear in front of him, Itachi will never let you go, and he will not die. If I see Itachi living happily with you, I will love you to death!We fans will thank you, Zhishuidian, I wish you a successful home run as soon as possible! "

"He has already succeeded." I corrected from the side. "Yakuraden, can you stop being so witty!! How can we live if you say such destructive words with such a pure face! Shisuidian, so you are already with..." Nosebleeds spewed out again.

"Hey, Qianyi, I can't keep up with his train of thought." Zhishui said speechlessly while pinching his nose. "It's rare that you can't keep up with other people's thinking." I took a deep look at Markey.

"...Have you come this far with Weasel Palace? Wereis Palace actually wants to kill you, it really is a trick!! But since Weasel Palace has found happiness, I can die." Ma Ji was about to fall down for the third time .

"Ahh!" He got up again: "Does Yakura-den have someone he likes? Yakura-den, do you like Goddess Terumi? No, no, Yakura-den, have you reached the age of marriage?"

"I'm already an adult!!" I stood up angrily, "Aww!! Tsundere~ So cute, I like Zhengtai Tsundere the most. The Queen's Gong and Aojiao are both Mizukage, perfect match It's a perfect match!" Markey seemed to have been beaten.

In less than 10 minutes, he has already prepared the CP for us.Zhishui and I can't even say a word, what's going on?Yi seemed to have fallen into a state of panic, and the whole person froze there motionless.

"Shisuiden, Yakuraden, what do you want to do next? Go to Akatsuki, Pupu, okay, Shisuiden, to complete Itachiden's redemption? Yakuraden should go back to Wuyin to spend the spring night with Sister Mizukage ?” Mackey approached without fear of death.

"Do you want to follow us?" Zhishui, who had been dying all the time, suddenly revived with full blood, and immediately heard the overtones. "Okay, Shisui Palace, Yakura Palace, I beg you. Let me go with the Chinese, for the sake of the fact that we are all sons and daughters of China~"

"It's possible, but it's dangerous. We're bounty hunters now, and we don't have the extra energy to protect you." Shisui said, "Okay, okay, I can do it, but a shinobi like me still can't Easy and convenient!!" Seeing that Zhishui agreed so easily, Ma Ji was extremely happy.

In the evening, we gathered in the room, "Qianyi, you can tell us about your time in Kirigakure. I think Xiaoya should also know about it, what do you think?" Shisui said suddenly.I thought about it and said it anyway.

It was really a long, long story, and I also told what happened to Konoha by the way. It is really a sad thing to retell my own experience to others, and it was hard to keep everything in my heart. Now turn it up one by one.

After hearing the story, Markey was silent for a long time. "It's like a dream. If there is no Mizunazuki Xuanye, this dream will not be broken." Markey commented, "It's not his fault, it's because I take myself too seriously, I thought I mean a lot to him." I said bitterly.

"No, no, I really think Master Ban likes you very much." Ma Ji hurriedly explained, "No, Xiaoya, don't comfort me, Yi also said the same. If he likes you, he won't kill me in the end .” I waved my hand.

"No, Mr. Madara must be very, very important to you, so you will be so angry when you are tricked by Xuan Ye, and if you don't like you very much, Mr. Madara will not always treat you so well. Mr. Madara what? You know your temper, you ghost." Ma Kei said.

"Forget it, what use are these to me? If I appear in front of him again, he will still choose to kill me. After all, if there is still affection, he will not kill me anyway. I I've given up a long time ago." My words were more clear and dull.

"That's not necessarily the case!" Ma Ji jumped up, "I think there should be a way to get you back to Mr. Ban!" As if resurgent, a gleam of hope flashed in my eyes. "Well, Yakura-den, do you like Madara-ye?" Maki leaned over.

"..." I looked at the sky and didn't answer. What kind of wonderful feeling is this?Last night, the high hall was blood-stained, people were in the corridor, and the moon was in the corridor.Now I sit alone and think about the Lord, thinking when I walk, and thinking when I sit.

It turned out that no matter when, I never really let go.She told herself that she couldn't love him, but ended up keeping him in her heart forever in the way of hatred.why?Raising his head, he met Maji's wolf-like eyes.

"So you and Mr. Madara have JQ, blessed~"

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