The recipe is not so easy to change

"Tausig Yuri."

I turned around, and the thick night almost swallowed everything around me, but the vampire's eyesight was good enough for me to count how many eyelashes he had.

"Another Karen?" My God, I have never been lucky enough to meet a similar one in the past few decades. This gloomy town has "harbored" so many vampires at the same time. "Humans have become so stupid and live in one place with their Lord?"

"On the contrary, they are very smart. We have to do everything possible to hide it so far." He frowned and answered my words, "I think you have agreed to Carlisle's agreement. So, starting today, leave Swan's house Stay away!"

He clearly showed his hostility, and the four snow-white canines will not appear.I spread my palms and continued to walk from here to there: "First, I'm here for vacation; second, I want to maintain a happy mood; third, I'm not a kind person!" Shadow, fight with this young Karen.

Teeth and nails are our weapons, but sorry, I've never been interested in meat delivered to my door.A claw ripped open the muscles in that neck, followed by a punch in the stomach.Oh no, not one punch, but three punches!

"So, I hate talented vampires the most." Fortunately, I am strong enough, if I get punched, it's like this!Karen was like hitting a moving car, and was pushed hundreds of meters away from this end, "Honey, I hate little brats who don't respect their elders." And you happen to have it all.

It's a pity that a few crackling sounds came from behind quickly, and the parents arrived.

"Edward, are you alright?" Several strange vampires looked at me vigilantly while helping their brothers.Carlisle confronted me head-on, "It seems that the agreement between us is about to be voided?"

It’s enough for a child to find a parent to settle after being bullied by an adult: “Have we made an agreement?” Before they put on a fighting stance, that Karen had already stood up, “I only promise you not to hunt casually, Are vampires included too?"

It was the first time Carlisle showed such seriousness, and I think I'd be in a better mood if he admitted that he was angry."This is my son Edward Cullen," he said.

I nodded at him: "Hello."

His face suddenly darkened.

"It's like this. According to the secrecy regulations, after the vampires move to a new place, we can't reveal the essence. As your son said, human beings are very smart. If I stay behind closed doors for a long time, or keep being secretive, it will not be good. Would have sparked the curiosity of my neighbor, Sergeant Swan. Should he ever venture into my house and discover the truth, I can't guess how it would turn out.

"You see, in order to avoid tragedy, I kindly visited Swan's house and ate dinner cooked by Bella herself." In the distance, the light in the living room of Swan's house was turned off, "Although the taste is not very good. "

"Next, I have to remind you of one thing, Mr. Edward Cullen. He has been watching me from the shadows since I took the first bite of lasagna. Human prisons are freer than this, sir."

Unexpectedly, Carlisle did not admit any shame. He even looked at Edward kindly: "So, all this is a misunderstanding? Edward is just worried, after all, it is the first time that outsiders have settled here."

What a thick skin!In amazement, I looked at this group of people again and again. Except for that Edward who twitched his mouth a few times, everyone else seemed to be taking it for granted.

"Okay," it's just like exercising after meals, "I'm not going to take this as an example."

"I'm afraid there will be countless more." I turned to Carlisle, "unless you move to another place."

Isabella Swan!

"You like that girl?"

Ms. Esme hugged Carlisle's shoulders affectionately, with a look of 'you are making trouble' on her face: "Why not Edward?"

Edward is Edward, this family really hates it.

As Carlisle said countless times, I see that voyeur almost every night.Yes, peeps!Vampires are physically more qualified for this profession than any human being.Poor Officer Swann, he must have no idea how much his daughter is being taken advantage of.

I was thinking wildly, when Edward Cullen's face suddenly turned to this side, his pale cheeks were covered with cloud, just like Fox's special weather.Heh, peeping doesn't forget to stare at people, his goal could be me, right?But do vampires need a bath?

Tsk, without Elizabeth's hospitality, I almost forgot the feeling of swimming in the pool.Let's hope the tap water in Forks doesn't smell too bad, although the damage value of bleach to vampires is negative.

Entering the bathroom to turn on the water, I am sincerely grateful that I did not transform Elizabeth, this chick can always extend my soaking time by half an hour, I hate hot bath water.

However, I seem to have forgotten to get a bath towel?

"Hey, Edward, are you still there?" Even if there is a door blocking, I believe he can hear it, after all, he has carried forward the career of voyeurism so well.

No one answered.

"Honey, don't make trouble."

"I know you're still peeping (peeping) outside—surveillance ()—look!"

"Baby, are you sure you want to stay so far away from me? Or, I'll go to Swan's house to find Bella now?"

I actually found fun in the bathroom by myself, but unfortunately Edward kicked the door so hard that it made me feel bad, my door!

"What's the matter!" According to my analysis, he should be bursting with anger at the moment, but the strange thing is that there is still a sense of complacency in the corner of his mouth.This is the deadly pleasure enjoyed in M?

"What, what, what!" Now that he was blushing again, where did the complacency go?

I shrugged: "I forgot to take the bath towel, please help me."

"This is your house!"

"Oh." I was silent for a while, and suddenly remembered that my luggage went into the trash can a few days ago, "Then you can borrow one from Swan's house for me. By the way, I don't like bath towels used by men."

"Tausig Yuri!"

I'm also a little annoyed right now, even a newborn is not so irritable as a mother-in-law, and this Edward Cullen is simply explosive.

"Since you're so reluctant, I won't force it." At worst, I don't wear anything, since this is my house anyway.But I always have to ask where the supermarket is, "I said..."

Hey, what about people?

"The supermarket is at Mrs. Fan's house on the next street."

Cut, ran to spy on Isabella Swan again.

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Villa outside the town.

Alice, who was in a happy mood, flew all the way down from the second floor. Her eager actions were only pleasing to the eye. Her soft and flexible dance steps made her look more like a beautiful elf flying in the jungle.

"Hey, your face stinks." She could look better if her tone wasn't so schadenfreude, Edward thought.

Recalling everything that happened last night, especially the encounter in the early morning, he almost wanted to encourage Emmett to join him in a similar hunt.That vampire is the thickest guy!

Alice sat next to Jasper. Although she tried her best to hide what was going on in her mind, who made this prophecy so interesting? It was really impossible for the single boy of the Karen family to be so overwhelmed by themselves. .Alice told herself that she couldn't think any more, otherwise Edward would explode.

"What can't you think about?" Edward sensitively captured what was on her mind. His sister obviously had something special to hide from him.

Alice put her head close to Jasper, pretended to be dead, and said, "No, there's nothing you can't think about." But she just wanted to see his jokes!Tausig's teasing made her look forward to the boring future that she could always predict.

There was a loud "bang", Edward hit the ceiling in a hurry, he just wanted to stand up: "Did you see that?"

"A little bit." She gestured with her thumb and index finger, but she thought in her heart: That's why Carlisle didn't plan to touch Tausig Yuri.As soon as this idea came up, Edward growled again: "Carlisle also knows?"

Really bad!Alice messed up her short hair: "At present, the three of us know."

Jasper was dissatisfied with his lover for hiding something that seemed interesting: "Are you going to let me know?"

"No!"

Alice smiled and gave him a sideways glance: "It's nothing, I told Carlisle about Edward being molested by Tausig." Then she tilted her head and looked at her brother, "Don't do that, you also looked at his body, You're even, aren't you?"

"..." Jasper scowled, "Alice!"

"Honey, my 'sight' was blocked by Edward. In fact, I didn't see anything." Alice smiled and took Jasper's hand, "Get up and walk around with me."

The author has something to say: This chapter is a bit offensive~~~~~ Hahahahaha