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Chapter 2: Road Crazy and Drunkard

Assassin followed Linghu Shang with the appearance of a weak little girl. The two walked side by side on the mountain road of Linxi. When they approached the top of the mountain, the road became much flatter, but there were too many trees and it was easy to get lost, and There are many poisonous insects and beasts.

Linghu Shang looked at Assassin beside him and always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.

"What are you looking at me for? Why, did you fall in love with me?" Assassin felt Linghu Shang's gaze and said teasingly.

Hearing Assassin's frivolous tone, Linghu frowned, and thought to himself: "What a shameless woman, she dresses so revealingly, she even shows her legs, and her tone is so frivolous." Impressions hit rock bottom.By the way, the legs, Linghushang finally found something wrong, Assassin seemed to be a little taller than Linghushang!

"Wait!" Linghu stopped Assassin in a hurt and cold voice, "Huh? What's the matter?" Assassin who didn't know why stopped walking and opened his red lips lightly and asked.Linghu Shang called Assassin to take a closer look and found that Assassin was indeed a little taller than Linghushang...

Linghu Shang was greatly frustrated in his heart: I have a figure of the golden proportion of the Sword God of the Western Regions, but I am actually shorter than a woman! ! ! !

"Why do you look so pale, are you alright?" Seeing Linghu Shang's complexion suddenly became serious, Assassin thought his wound had opened.

"It's okay..." The cold voice was icy, if it were someone else, it would probably be directly frostbitten.

"???" Although Linghu Shang still looked paralyzed, why does it feel like he suddenly got angry?

. "By the way, I heard that Linghu Shang is the number one swordsman in Mobei, how could he be injured by a mere pack of wolves?" Assassin asked curiously.

"..." Linghu Shang continued Gao Leng to the end without answering him.

Since Linghushang's righteous brother An Lushan became king in Luoyang, he suffered from eye disease and his health became worse and worse, so as soon as he heard the news that Linxi had a thousand-year-old snow lotus, he immediately sent his most proud righteous brother to lead the daily battalion The [-] elite soldiers of the Spike Army went to look for the thousand-year-old snow lotus. They only needed to climb over this mountain to reach Linxi. When the time arrived, let the Spike Army of the Chasing Ritual Battalion detour from the foot of the mountain, divide the troops into two groups, and get the thousand-year-old snow lotus for the righteous brother as soon as possible.

After driving the mountain road alone for a day, he did not expect to attract a large pack of wolves at night. The number was huge, and Linghu Shang didn't bother to check how many there were. Gradually dispersed, Linghu Shang heaved a sigh of relief when he saw the pack of wolves dispersed, even Linghu Shang couldn't bear to kill the pack of wolves all night, just when Linghu Shang relaxed his vigilance and thought that the pack of wolves had dispersed, a wolf suddenly He counterattacked and grabbed Linghushang, the wolf's paws gleamed with a pitch-black cold light, Linghushang, who hadn't closed his eyes all night, didn't react for a while, was caught straight, raised his hand and killed the sneak attacking wolf, but felt Consciousness gradually blurred.The wolf's claws are poisonous, this was the last thought that flashed through Linghu Shang's mind before he fell into a coma.When he woke up, he saw the "woman in red" who saved his life.

"Wait." Assassin suddenly called out to Linghushang with his seductive voice, interrupting Linghushang's memories

"?"

"There is a poisonous mist in front of us," Assassin said.

"How can you see it?" Linghu Shang asked, there was a thin mist in front of him, but I don't know how Assassin could tell it was poisonous mist. "You can see that the leaves in front have darkened a lot, which means that this place is poisonous, but although the leaves have turned black, they are still alive and lush, which means that this place must be filled with poisonous fog all the year round." The seductive voice made people's ears almost pregnant. ~

"Then how should we get over it." Linghu Shang's voice was as cold as ever, thinking: unexpectedly this woman is useful.

Assassin stretched out his hand and slowly took off the red veil on his face, handed it to Linghu Shang's red lips and said, "This veil has been soaked in a special potion, you can wear it on your face to prevent the intrusion of poisonous gas."

The moment Assassin took off his veil, he revealed his indistinguishable beauty. His feminine and seductive face had a hint of masculine handsomeness. His narrow red pupils flowed with a different temperament. A wicked smile exudes a gorgeous and dangerous aura.Rao Linghushang couldn't help being amazed by Assassin's beauty and took a second look. Naturally, Assassin didn't miss this opportunity to tease Linghushang, and said with a frivolous tone: "Why, do you like me?" Already~"

"What will you do if you give me the veil?" the male god calmly changed the subject.

"Hehe, you really have a crush on me, and you care about me so much." The seductive voice continued to tease.

"..." Linghu Shang remained indifferent as usual, and did not respond to Assassin's teasing at all.

"Don't worry about me, this little poison has no effect on me." Hehe, it's so cold, I don't know what it would be like to have a flustered expression on this indifferent face, Assassin thought in his heart.

Linghu Shang took the veil and gently covered his face with his hands: I don't wear such a girly bright red ╮(╯_╰)╭

"Let's go." Linghu Shang covered his mouth and nose with a handkerchief in his left hand and walked into the poisonous fog with his right hand holding a sword. The hazy poisonous fog gradually became thicker, covering the road ahead like a thin veil.

"Be careful!" A colorful poisonous snake attacked Linghu Shang and Assassin like lightning, but was cut in half by Linghu Shang with sword energy.Such a fierce sword spirit, the number one swordsman in Mobei really deserves his reputation, Assassin praised in his heart.The faint smell of blood dispersed and attracted many poisonous insects, but they were cut off by Linghu Shang's Golden Snake Sword Qi before they got close.

"Hold me tight." Linghu Shang was afraid that the smell of blood would attract more poisonous insects and ferocious beasts, a princess hugged Assassin and quickly shuttled forward like a flying swallow.

"..." Assassin was hugged by the princess for the first time in his life...

Assassin, who was hugged by the princess, could feel Linghushang's firm muscles through his clothes. He is indeed the number one male god in the Western Regions. It's really expected ́́̄̄

Assassin pressed Linghushang's strong chest with his hand, and it felt good, which caused Linghushang's warning eyes with icy icicles. Most people can't bear Linghushang's low pressure, but it's a pity that Assassin is not an ordinary person , after seeing Linghu Shang's warning eyes, he smiled wickedly, and put his salty pig's hand into Linghu Shang's clothes even more presumptuously. Yes, he actually has eight-pack abs.Linghu Shang froze, stopped his galloping figure and said in a cold voice with a trace of anger: "What are you doing?"

"Hehe, you have a good figure." Assassin said in a flirtatious voice, without the slightest sense of shame about being caught.

Don't even bother to explain? This woman really has no sense of shame. This is the first time Linghu Shang has seen a woman who is so shameless and can ignore his own aura. It is also the first time he has seen a woman who is taller than him (what's wrong?っ°Д°;)っ) The hand holding Assassin caught Assassin's hand that was mopping around and sped up his figure. A gust of wind hit his face, and the surrounding scenery retreated quickly.Linghu Shang held Assassin in his arms and flew with light work for about half an hour, and finally got out of the woods and out of the mountain.

However, it seems that the direction is not right...

"Isn't this the Dragon Gate?" Assassin said in a seductive voice.

"..."

"Could it be that the majestic Sword God of the Western Regions is actually Lu Chi?" There was a bit of gloating in the seductive voice.

"No..." I have a good sense of direction, okay? Σ(っ°Д°;)っ, could it be that I was just dizzy by this crazy woman. "It's getting late, let's go to the inn first." Suspected to be Lu Chi, Linghu Shang's voice became even colder, but unfortunately his indifferent aura was useless to Assassin, ignoring Linghushang's low pressure Asa Xin continued to say without fear of death: "God, do you know the way? There is only one inn in the middle of the Longmen Desert in the entire Longmen Desert. How about I guide you?"

"Shut up." (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻I'm really not a road idiot

The Longmen Inn is in the middle of the Longmen Desert. The proprietress is Jin Xiangyu, a shrewd and capable woman. Jin Xiangyu has been running the inn for many years and has seen many martial artists of all kinds. There are also many beauties and heroes. Hushang has never seen such an alluring appearance before, even if she has been in the world for many years, she has become a little crazy. Seeing that the proprietress has been staring at them with ice blue eyes, Linghushang gave Jin Xiangyu a warning look. , the invisible aura exudes an indifferent aura that rejects people thousands of miles away.

Such a terrifying aura, this person must not be an idle person, Jin Xiangyu woke up from the nympho stared at by Linghu Shang's cold eyes, and stammered: "Two, two, how many rooms do you want."

"Two upper rooms." My aura is still very effective, it seems that it is only useless for that shameless woman→_→

"You two, please follow me." Jin Xiangyu arranged Linghu Shang and Assassin into two guest rooms on the second floor. "Do you two need something to eat, we have a special collection of 200-year-old Baigan, do you want to try it?" Jin Xiangyu sold it while walking.

"Okay." Linghu Shang has lived in the Western Regions for a long time and has never drunk the fine wine of the Central Plains.The two went to their rooms separately.Linghu Shang took a look at his room, it was good, there was plenty of light, although it was not luxurious, it was neat and clean, after taking a look at the room, Linghu Shang went downstairs to get something to eat.

"Shang, here, I know you don't know the way to take the seat for you." The seductive voice can't help but attract everyone's attention.

"..."(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Who doesn't know the way, who are you calling Shang, do I know you very well. Linghu Shang looked at him with a cold face and a bright smile on his face, waving to himself Thanks to Assassin, everyone stared at Linghushang, thinking in their hearts: He is so handsome that he doesn't recognize his way...

With a paralyzed face, Linghu walked to Assassin's side and sat down beside everyone's gaze, glaring at Assassin fiercely.Ignoring Linghu Shang's murderous eyes, Assassin poured him a glass of white dry wine, and the rich aroma of the wine overflowed.

"..." Why is my aura useless to this woman╭(╯^╰)╮

After taking a sip of the wine that Assassin poured, Linghu Shang said: "Girl, let's part ways here."

"Well, why?" Assassin asked lazily, taking a sip of the wine from his red lips.

"..." Don't tell me you still want to pester me.

That's right ^ω^

"We met by chance, and the kindness of saving your life was repaid by bringing you out of the forest, so don't let it go, there will be a later date." It was rare to say so many words at once, and after finishing speaking, Linghu Shang drank a glass of wine to moisten himself With a slap in the throat, it is indeed a 200-year-old Baigan, and it tastes good.

=_= It’s too easy to repay your life-saving grace.

"Actually, I'm an orphan. Both my parents died since I was a child, and I wandered alone, tossing and turning, lonely and helpless. I..." Assassin was pitifully telling what he had just said in his seductive voice. The [-]-word poor life experience, the acting skills of the Oscar statuette and the voice that can make ears pregnant are really pitiful to me, enough to arouse the sympathy of men.It's a pity that the man I want to arouse sympathy for seems to be... dizzy?What's the matter, is there poison in the wine?No, no one can poison me under the nose of Assassin. Assassin checked Linghushang's pulse and found that he was drunk!

-_-||I got drunk after only two or three glasses of alcohol.

"Pfft." I didn't expect that the majestic Sword God of the Western Regions was not only a road idiot, but also had such a bad drink capacity.

Linghu Shang: I'm really not a road idiot!

A princess in Assassin picked up Linghu Shang and carried him back to her room. The passers-by saw a beautiful and thin woman in red hugging a muscular white-haired man in her arms. That picture is so weird and weird.

It's really Feng Shui's turn, it's my turn to hug you so soon, and it feels good.Assassin carried Linghu Shang to his room and put him on the bed, thinking to himself.

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