Thrilling Dragon Knight
Chapter 81 They Are in Modern Times
Rong Yuda is a happy college student boy. He yearned for Chinese martial arts since he was a child, so he always likes to be called Ada. Unfortunately, he is born tall and thin, no matter how hard he practices, he can't gain much muscle.Later, when he had nothing to do and read books, he discovered that there is actually a "convenient way" to cultivate Taoism and become immortal.
Path", and began to dream every day that one day he could cultivate into a fairy body, soar in the daytime, and become the CEO and marry Bai Fumei at that time.
However, he himself said that this is a "dream", and it's enough to think about it when he usually dreams. Rong Yuda loves to dream but is actually very realistic at the same time. Things that are reliable have been lost now, can he still count on the fairy art that sounds even more outrageous?
But despite what he said, he usually likes to collect some mahogany swords, small yellow talisman compass pendants, etc., which can be regarded as a little bit to satisfy his desire to become a fairy, and whether these things are for his own play or to please girls. That's fine, even if girls like his gadgets more than him.
On this day, Rong Yuda was very happy, because he picked up half a copper mirror while walking on the road!Such a thing lying on the ground would be tempting to anyone, regardless of whether they are greedy for money or not. He picked it up without even thinking about it.Rong Yuda thought it was an antique at first, so he ran to the counter for appraisal happily, but he was told that this mirror was not a treasure. Although he couldn't understand the age, it was very likely that it was a modern antique handicraft.
So Rong Yuda was depressed, but after thinking about it, could this be the demon mirror that God bestowed on him to help him practice Taoism?Forget it, it's all for nothing anyway, he still stuffed the mirror into his trouser pocket with some relief.
However, what happened next made him unhappy anyway.
why?Isn't this obvious, have you ever seen someone who was robbed by a gunman and still looked like a fool?
Rong Yuda really wanted a tiger landing and paid for it. He really wanted to, but the problem was that he really didn't bring any money when he went out, not even a dime.
These days, who doesn't go out with some money? Rong Yuda himself doesn't believe this, and the gangsters are even less likely to believe it—it's a pity that this is still the truth.
Just when he called Tian Tian Ying and the ground was ineffective, and he huddled into a ball and was about to be beaten with his head in his arms, the gods descended to earth.
That's right, it's a fairy!
That person appeared in front of Rong Yuda with a "whoosh" without any warning at all, and even those gangsters who wanted money and did not care about their lives were frightened for a moment.
Rong Yuda looked up secretly, and was amazed immediately, the person who came here was really tall and straight, handsome and elegant!I saw the hem of his white shirt moving automatically without wind, the whistling faintly hinting at the power that might erupt at any moment, and the white pants wrapped around his slender and powerful legs, which were firmly blocking the In front of him, even though he was wearing clothes that had nothing to do with immortals, there were only four words to describe both his aura and his appearance: Immortal demeanor.
To put it bluntly, Rong Yuda suddenly felt that his mouth was a little wet, and he wiped it with his hand casually, and found that his mouth was indeed drooling.
He had never tried to drool over a man!Uh, and, by the way, when can foreigners become immortals?
But the immortal is worthy of being an immortal, he just looks good, his skin is like honey, his eyes are like the sea, his blond hair looks like it is really made of gold thread, he is really handsome .
It's a pity that such beautiful eyes are not looking at him, which makes Rong Yuda feel a little depressed.
"Great Immortal, you are an Immortal!" Rong Yuda hugged the man's thigh suddenly, but the Immortal ignored him, so he just took the initiative to attack!
Sure enough, the world is full of wonders, so there are still gods now, then can I also ask the gods to learn the skills of cultivating immortals, Rong Yuda thought happily, and... the legs of the gods are really good to touch .
Immortal was taken aback by him, at this moment, those gangsters suddenly pulled out their guns, and shot wildly at the two without any explanation.
Ah, to die!
Rong Yuda only had two thoughts at this moment. One was, who said that many gangsters' guns were just decorations. Can fake ones smash the wall into a sieve? !The second is that immortals are indeed fragrant...
Soon, Rong Yuda realized that he was still thinking wildly, he is not dead yet?Rong Yuda was so shocked that he couldn't help himself.
Just when he was still dazzled and confused whether he was really dreaming or not, the fairy had already let him go, and then the fairy waved his hand, and several guns suddenly turned into bananas, and then waved his hand again, looking at each other in reaction The gangsters who are also quite slow are all gone.
Rong Yuda was stunned, "They..."
"It's okay, I just gave them a hint to turn themselves in." Only the immortal said.
Rong Yuda nodded blankly.
The person is beautiful, even the voice is so beautiful!
The immortal seemed a little embarrassed by being stared at. He pursed his lips and said hesitantly, "Actually, I came here to find something. I think you should know."
"Tell me, don't talk about looking for things, I can do tomb robbery! But... Well, although I have only read novels, hehe..." Rong Yuda inadvertently bragged as usual, but ended up talking halfway I really feel that it is a sin to lie in front of such a fairy!He scratched his head in embarrassment and laughed.
This kid is really like Will, if he can grow up in such a peaceful and peaceful environment, he should also become another Will, the fairy thought with some nostalgia.
"Immortal, what are you looking for?" Rong Yuda asked again.
"Ah, it's half..." Immortal was about to answer, but suddenly paused, then turned to the open space beside him and shouted in surprise: "Xiaofeng, you're here."
Rong Yuda was puzzled, but he didn't expect a human figure to appear in the air.
Another, another fairy!
The new immortal was a completely different type from the previous one. His face was resolute, and he was more domineering, and his every move implied the attitude of looking down on all living beings.
"Why did you come here?" the new fairy asked, his tone of voice was very gentle, which was completely inconsistent with his appearance.
The immortal who came first lowered his head, and said in a low voice, "I want to get back that mirror full of stars..."
Hearing this, the new fairy frowned, "I said that thing is not auspicious, and the spell on it can only be cast on the first person who sees it. Now that the spell has disappeared, throwing it away will also cause harm." nothing happened."
"No, you can't throw it!"
The immortal who came first was very stubborn, desperately looking for that mirror, Rong Yuda was listening intently, when suddenly he felt a gust of wind blowing against his skin, and when he looked again, the thing held in the hand of the new immortal , isn't it the antique handicraft that I picked up before?
Rong Yuda touched his trouser pocket, and it was indeed empty.
The new fairy stuffed the mirror into the other hand, and said helplessly: "Hey, since you insist on keeping it, I will give it to you. Are you happy now? If we are happy, let's go back quickly, otherwise Lao Jiu really wants to Swallowed up our home." As he spoke, he pulled the immortal who came earlier and left.
The immortal who came first smiled and waved to Rong Yuda when he passed by, "Thank you for helping me find it."
Rong Yuda also waved to him in a daze.
Saying goodbye to the two, Rong Yuda bit his nails, the more he touched the taste, the more he felt something was wrong. Why did the way of getting along between the two immortals feel so strange?I felt uncomfortable just standing next to them, as if there shouldn't be outsiders around when those two were together... Also, why did the new fairy stare at me when he left?
The relationship between those two immortals... It was like the feeling that his good brother Shuaizi who shared the dormitory with him told him.
Rong Yuda seemed to have figured it out, but he didn't seem to understand it at all, so he walked back in a daze.It wasn't until he was about to walk back to the dormitory that he suddenly remembered that the half mirror was actually something of a fairy.
He stomped his feet fiercely, "Just say that many of the identifications at the counter are liars!"
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The two immortals that Rong Yuda met were naturally Xiaofeng and Allens.
The two quickly used the teleportation method together, and returned to the single two-story small building they bought for a temporary stay when they visited this place three years ago, which is their current home.
As soon as they reached the door, the two of them froze for a moment, wondering why Miss Qi Ke, who used to go to the door every day, was not here today for the first time?
It's great that she's not there, though—and that's what they both share.
After entering the room, Xiaofeng glanced around twice, followed by the blue veins on his forehead and jumped a few times.
Before he even had time to take off his shoes, he went straight to the sofa and unceremoniously stepped on the "dead fish" paralyzed on it. Straight call.
"Come on, that's not the name of the fish." Xiao Feng looked around the house carefully again, and asked impatiently at Mr. Chi Ki, the dead fish: "Where's the TV I just bought?"
"Swallow it, it's not as good as the last one, or you'll buy the previous brand next time." Chi kiss, who was clutching his belly, said while licking his lips, without any sense of guilt.
Xiaofeng couldn't help rubbing his trembling brows, and asked again: "What about the trash can, don't tell me you swallowed it too?"
"Throw away the garbage, swallow the trash can, don't worry, I washed it, and it smells delicious with dish soap." As soon as the words finished, Chi kiss burped.
"Why are you hiccupping? I don't believe that you will have a day when you are full!"
Chi kiss shook her head, "No, it's just that the dish soap foams too much, and I always hiccup after eating it."
Xiaofeng couldn't bear it anymore, and stepped on the belly that needed to be beaten again, "Hurry up, this is my sofa, where do you want me and Alans to sit when you die here?"
Chi kiss immediately burst into tears when he heard this, looking so pitiful, "Third brother, are you still a real brother?"
"It's a real brother, but for the sake of my wife, I can stab my brother twice at any time, so get up!" Xiaofeng said, kicking him again, and finally successfully kicked him off the sofa.
Alans on the side was completely able to turn a blind eye to what was going on in front of him, because since the past two years, it would be a strange thing not to have three or four brothers fighting every day.
He politely sat down beside Xiao Feng, who hugged him, slapped the sofa under his buttocks, and said quite proudly: "How about it, this is the sofa I built for you."
Allens rolled his eyes when he heard the words, and ignored him. Instead, since they came here and he started to get in touch with the computer gradually, the mocking wind would pop out such a sentence from time to time. People feel very cold.
Xiaofeng cheered a little in his heart, and finally managed to divert Allens' attention away, and hugged him!For the past two years since Lao Jiu, a top-notch foodie, had eaten the meals cooked by Allens, and then decided to live in his house for a long time, Xiao Feng has been able to eat vegetarian almost every day, which is really miserable, especially these two years Within a month, there was an extra gatekeeper outside...
Hey, by the way, where is the gatekeeper?
"Hey." Xiaofeng gave another kick to the stomach of the guy lying on the floor pretending to be dead, "Where's the woman who squatted outside all day? Finally gave up?"
"People are here, don't worry, if your wife doesn't agree to be her master, she won't leave for a day." Chi kiss was talking, but it didn't stop him from closing his eyes and pretending to be dead.
A few words silenced the mocking wind, what kind of heart did he let go, the girl obviously came to apprentice, but anyone with eyes could tell that she wanted to have a romantic master-apprentice relationship with Alans ah!
"Then where is Miss Chico now?" Allens asked worriedly.
Chi kiss continued to lie comfortably, raised his hand and patted his stomach and said, "Here it is."
"What, you swallowed it?!" Xiaofeng and Allens said in surprise in unison.
What followed was a flurry of chicken and dog jumping. Alans worriedly asked Chiki if he could spit out Qi Ke. After getting a negative answer, he wanted to take Chiki to the hospital for gastric lavage, but Xiaofeng told him that it was impossible. It doesn't have to be that troublesome.
I saw that Xiaofeng suddenly stepped on Chiki's tail by surprise, and Chiki screamed. Xiaofeng took the opportunity to put his hand into Chiki's mouth, and pulled out a big lump along the esophagus. Personally, a TV, a trash can, and a bottle of dish soap all came out at the same time.
Oh, and one of Aarons' slippers.
Seeing this, Xiao Feng became angry immediately, and continued to step on his tail and punched him hard, and said while beating: "You actually swallowed one of Aarons' slippers, and dare to hide it? When he arrives I can't find my slippers, stepping on you to walk?!"
……
"Xiaofeng, don't fight, it's not a big deal." Even though it happened every day, Aarons still wanted to try to persuade him to fight, even though he knew too well that Chiwen would never be brainy next time.
And... Now his slippers don't seem to be the point, Aarons almost wants to look up to the sky and sigh.
"It's okay, this guy's skin is solid, and he can't break it." Xiao Feng said and stepped on Chiki's stomach again, but this time he was obviously testing the feel of his feet. It seemed that he really intended to use Chiki as a slipper.
"Cough cough." Qi Ke, who lay on the ground and coughed several times, finally breathed out, raised his arms and said weakly, "Hey, whoever takes care of me, the victim first..."
Startled by her ghost-like aura, Allens hurriedly helped her up, put his hands on her back and imitated the mocking wind to give her some fairy spirit.
——In just a few short years, Allens has already entered the Nascent Soul stage. Whether it is the new spells and Taoism, or the magic skills practiced since childhood, they have all been completely upgraded to a new level. Things like infusing spiritual power to people are completely easy to do.
Qi Ke groaned and enjoyed it, and soon Allens felt that it was almost done, so he wanted to withdraw his hand. Unexpectedly, as soon as Qi Ke noticed his intention, he immediately yelled louder, "Oh, it's so uncomfortable, I'm almost bored Die! Immortal, I have tightness in my chest, can you please help me to breathe smoothly."
Aarons naturally failed to understand what she meant, and Qi Ke rolled his eyes, and without a word, he took Aarons' hand and stretched it out to his chest.
Xiaofeng quickly pulled Allens over, and slammed Qi Ke's paws, gnashing his teeth and said: "Woman, don't push yourself too hard, that guy Chi Kiss is a fairy, and his stomach is full of fairy energy. If you If you feel uncomfortable, then there is a problem!"
At this time, Allens' face was completely red, he had never expected that this girl would be so bold and more "passionate" than Jessica.
"He, is he a fairy?" Qi Ke was shocked, and pointed at Chi kiss with shaking hands.
"Yeah, I'm a fairy." Chi Wen got excited when he heard this, jumped up from the ground, and hurriedly showed off, "This is just my animal shape, I can also become a human." He said Flicking his tail, a handsome man appeared in front of his eyes.
He is just lazy, usually too lazy to change.
Qi Ke stared straight at him, and repeated: "Are you also a fairy?"
"Hmm." Chi kiss nodded again without knowing why.
"They're still so handsome... Those two are already a pair, so there's no reason to let the single one go!" Qi Ke muttered.
Xiaofeng understood as soon as he heard it, the girl is still a nympho, that's just right.
But he still had to make sure of something first. He pointed to the chi kiss and asked Qi Ke: "He ate you just now, aren't you afraid?"
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid," Qi Ke shook his head vigorously, "His stomach is full of fairy energy, but I feel very comfortable in it, and almost fell asleep."
Okay, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer. It's all work.
Xiaofeng pushed Qi Ke into Chiwen's arms, and said impatiently: "Then you two can exchange feelings slowly, this place belongs to you too, and Alans and I will not bother you."
As he said that, he turned to Aarons, "Aarons, shall we continue to play elsewhere?"
"Okay." Alans has no psychological pressure on Xiaofeng's behavior of selling Qi Ke in this way, because in his opinion, Qi Ke and Chi Kiss are really a good match.
So, is Allens spoiled by the mocking wind?
Soon, Xiaofeng said to Chiwen, "Remember to chew before swallowing next time", and then disappeared without a trace together with Alans.
"Where are we going?" Xiaofeng asked comfortably.Without those two noisy people, he now feels that the wind blowing on his face is comfortable.
Alans thought for a while, "Well... can you go to the adults?"
Xiaofeng replied solemnly: "That's good, but you also know that Feng's temper is very wild, who knows which world they are wandering in now." He will never say that he is unwilling to find Feng and Cronin's real reason.
After being entangled by those two guys for so long, it's time to live the two-person world between him and Allens!He was almost "hungry" crazy!
"Well, that's fine, then where should I go..." Alan stomped his chin and thought hard.
"Go anywhere!" Xiaofeng said boldly.
"By the way," Alans suddenly slapped his hand, "I happened to meet a strange person when I was going out today. When he saw me, he pulled me and said some strange things, and said..."
"What did you say?"
Allens pursed his lips, and replied embarrassingly: "He said you were not filial, and you still didn't take me to see your parents."
"What? What does he look like?" Xiaofeng hurriedly asked.
Alans tried his best to recall, "He's quite tall and handsome... Hey, speaking of it, he seems to be somewhat similar to you."
"Ah—" Hearing this, Xiaofeng couldn't help but sigh, "Airens, even if you can survive one day, it's fine, he hasn't shown up for thousands of years, and this can be taken by you 'Coincidentally' met!"
"Ah, who is he?" Allens was curious.
Xiaofeng didn't answer, but turned into a beast shape in a heartbroken state, and said to Alans: "Come up, let's go."
"Where are you going?" Alans was at a loss.
Xie Feng was about to cry for the "two-person world" they would die in the future, "Go, meet the parents..."
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Path", and began to dream every day that one day he could cultivate into a fairy body, soar in the daytime, and become the CEO and marry Bai Fumei at that time.
However, he himself said that this is a "dream", and it's enough to think about it when he usually dreams. Rong Yuda loves to dream but is actually very realistic at the same time. Things that are reliable have been lost now, can he still count on the fairy art that sounds even more outrageous?
But despite what he said, he usually likes to collect some mahogany swords, small yellow talisman compass pendants, etc., which can be regarded as a little bit to satisfy his desire to become a fairy, and whether these things are for his own play or to please girls. That's fine, even if girls like his gadgets more than him.
On this day, Rong Yuda was very happy, because he picked up half a copper mirror while walking on the road!Such a thing lying on the ground would be tempting to anyone, regardless of whether they are greedy for money or not. He picked it up without even thinking about it.Rong Yuda thought it was an antique at first, so he ran to the counter for appraisal happily, but he was told that this mirror was not a treasure. Although he couldn't understand the age, it was very likely that it was a modern antique handicraft.
So Rong Yuda was depressed, but after thinking about it, could this be the demon mirror that God bestowed on him to help him practice Taoism?Forget it, it's all for nothing anyway, he still stuffed the mirror into his trouser pocket with some relief.
However, what happened next made him unhappy anyway.
why?Isn't this obvious, have you ever seen someone who was robbed by a gunman and still looked like a fool?
Rong Yuda really wanted a tiger landing and paid for it. He really wanted to, but the problem was that he really didn't bring any money when he went out, not even a dime.
These days, who doesn't go out with some money? Rong Yuda himself doesn't believe this, and the gangsters are even less likely to believe it—it's a pity that this is still the truth.
Just when he called Tian Tian Ying and the ground was ineffective, and he huddled into a ball and was about to be beaten with his head in his arms, the gods descended to earth.
That's right, it's a fairy!
That person appeared in front of Rong Yuda with a "whoosh" without any warning at all, and even those gangsters who wanted money and did not care about their lives were frightened for a moment.
Rong Yuda looked up secretly, and was amazed immediately, the person who came here was really tall and straight, handsome and elegant!I saw the hem of his white shirt moving automatically without wind, the whistling faintly hinting at the power that might erupt at any moment, and the white pants wrapped around his slender and powerful legs, which were firmly blocking the In front of him, even though he was wearing clothes that had nothing to do with immortals, there were only four words to describe both his aura and his appearance: Immortal demeanor.
To put it bluntly, Rong Yuda suddenly felt that his mouth was a little wet, and he wiped it with his hand casually, and found that his mouth was indeed drooling.
He had never tried to drool over a man!Uh, and, by the way, when can foreigners become immortals?
But the immortal is worthy of being an immortal, he just looks good, his skin is like honey, his eyes are like the sea, his blond hair looks like it is really made of gold thread, he is really handsome .
It's a pity that such beautiful eyes are not looking at him, which makes Rong Yuda feel a little depressed.
"Great Immortal, you are an Immortal!" Rong Yuda hugged the man's thigh suddenly, but the Immortal ignored him, so he just took the initiative to attack!
Sure enough, the world is full of wonders, so there are still gods now, then can I also ask the gods to learn the skills of cultivating immortals, Rong Yuda thought happily, and... the legs of the gods are really good to touch .
Immortal was taken aback by him, at this moment, those gangsters suddenly pulled out their guns, and shot wildly at the two without any explanation.
Ah, to die!
Rong Yuda only had two thoughts at this moment. One was, who said that many gangsters' guns were just decorations. Can fake ones smash the wall into a sieve? !The second is that immortals are indeed fragrant...
Soon, Rong Yuda realized that he was still thinking wildly, he is not dead yet?Rong Yuda was so shocked that he couldn't help himself.
Just when he was still dazzled and confused whether he was really dreaming or not, the fairy had already let him go, and then the fairy waved his hand, and several guns suddenly turned into bananas, and then waved his hand again, looking at each other in reaction The gangsters who are also quite slow are all gone.
Rong Yuda was stunned, "They..."
"It's okay, I just gave them a hint to turn themselves in." Only the immortal said.
Rong Yuda nodded blankly.
The person is beautiful, even the voice is so beautiful!
The immortal seemed a little embarrassed by being stared at. He pursed his lips and said hesitantly, "Actually, I came here to find something. I think you should know."
"Tell me, don't talk about looking for things, I can do tomb robbery! But... Well, although I have only read novels, hehe..." Rong Yuda inadvertently bragged as usual, but ended up talking halfway I really feel that it is a sin to lie in front of such a fairy!He scratched his head in embarrassment and laughed.
This kid is really like Will, if he can grow up in such a peaceful and peaceful environment, he should also become another Will, the fairy thought with some nostalgia.
"Immortal, what are you looking for?" Rong Yuda asked again.
"Ah, it's half..." Immortal was about to answer, but suddenly paused, then turned to the open space beside him and shouted in surprise: "Xiaofeng, you're here."
Rong Yuda was puzzled, but he didn't expect a human figure to appear in the air.
Another, another fairy!
The new immortal was a completely different type from the previous one. His face was resolute, and he was more domineering, and his every move implied the attitude of looking down on all living beings.
"Why did you come here?" the new fairy asked, his tone of voice was very gentle, which was completely inconsistent with his appearance.
The immortal who came first lowered his head, and said in a low voice, "I want to get back that mirror full of stars..."
Hearing this, the new fairy frowned, "I said that thing is not auspicious, and the spell on it can only be cast on the first person who sees it. Now that the spell has disappeared, throwing it away will also cause harm." nothing happened."
"No, you can't throw it!"
The immortal who came first was very stubborn, desperately looking for that mirror, Rong Yuda was listening intently, when suddenly he felt a gust of wind blowing against his skin, and when he looked again, the thing held in the hand of the new immortal , isn't it the antique handicraft that I picked up before?
Rong Yuda touched his trouser pocket, and it was indeed empty.
The new fairy stuffed the mirror into the other hand, and said helplessly: "Hey, since you insist on keeping it, I will give it to you. Are you happy now? If we are happy, let's go back quickly, otherwise Lao Jiu really wants to Swallowed up our home." As he spoke, he pulled the immortal who came earlier and left.
The immortal who came first smiled and waved to Rong Yuda when he passed by, "Thank you for helping me find it."
Rong Yuda also waved to him in a daze.
Saying goodbye to the two, Rong Yuda bit his nails, the more he touched the taste, the more he felt something was wrong. Why did the way of getting along between the two immortals feel so strange?I felt uncomfortable just standing next to them, as if there shouldn't be outsiders around when those two were together... Also, why did the new fairy stare at me when he left?
The relationship between those two immortals... It was like the feeling that his good brother Shuaizi who shared the dormitory with him told him.
Rong Yuda seemed to have figured it out, but he didn't seem to understand it at all, so he walked back in a daze.It wasn't until he was about to walk back to the dormitory that he suddenly remembered that the half mirror was actually something of a fairy.
He stomped his feet fiercely, "Just say that many of the identifications at the counter are liars!"
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The two immortals that Rong Yuda met were naturally Xiaofeng and Allens.
The two quickly used the teleportation method together, and returned to the single two-story small building they bought for a temporary stay when they visited this place three years ago, which is their current home.
As soon as they reached the door, the two of them froze for a moment, wondering why Miss Qi Ke, who used to go to the door every day, was not here today for the first time?
It's great that she's not there, though—and that's what they both share.
After entering the room, Xiaofeng glanced around twice, followed by the blue veins on his forehead and jumped a few times.
Before he even had time to take off his shoes, he went straight to the sofa and unceremoniously stepped on the "dead fish" paralyzed on it. Straight call.
"Come on, that's not the name of the fish." Xiao Feng looked around the house carefully again, and asked impatiently at Mr. Chi Ki, the dead fish: "Where's the TV I just bought?"
"Swallow it, it's not as good as the last one, or you'll buy the previous brand next time." Chi kiss, who was clutching his belly, said while licking his lips, without any sense of guilt.
Xiaofeng couldn't help rubbing his trembling brows, and asked again: "What about the trash can, don't tell me you swallowed it too?"
"Throw away the garbage, swallow the trash can, don't worry, I washed it, and it smells delicious with dish soap." As soon as the words finished, Chi kiss burped.
"Why are you hiccupping? I don't believe that you will have a day when you are full!"
Chi kiss shook her head, "No, it's just that the dish soap foams too much, and I always hiccup after eating it."
Xiaofeng couldn't bear it anymore, and stepped on the belly that needed to be beaten again, "Hurry up, this is my sofa, where do you want me and Alans to sit when you die here?"
Chi kiss immediately burst into tears when he heard this, looking so pitiful, "Third brother, are you still a real brother?"
"It's a real brother, but for the sake of my wife, I can stab my brother twice at any time, so get up!" Xiaofeng said, kicking him again, and finally successfully kicked him off the sofa.
Alans on the side was completely able to turn a blind eye to what was going on in front of him, because since the past two years, it would be a strange thing not to have three or four brothers fighting every day.
He politely sat down beside Xiao Feng, who hugged him, slapped the sofa under his buttocks, and said quite proudly: "How about it, this is the sofa I built for you."
Allens rolled his eyes when he heard the words, and ignored him. Instead, since they came here and he started to get in touch with the computer gradually, the mocking wind would pop out such a sentence from time to time. People feel very cold.
Xiaofeng cheered a little in his heart, and finally managed to divert Allens' attention away, and hugged him!For the past two years since Lao Jiu, a top-notch foodie, had eaten the meals cooked by Allens, and then decided to live in his house for a long time, Xiao Feng has been able to eat vegetarian almost every day, which is really miserable, especially these two years Within a month, there was an extra gatekeeper outside...
Hey, by the way, where is the gatekeeper?
"Hey." Xiaofeng gave another kick to the stomach of the guy lying on the floor pretending to be dead, "Where's the woman who squatted outside all day? Finally gave up?"
"People are here, don't worry, if your wife doesn't agree to be her master, she won't leave for a day." Chi kiss was talking, but it didn't stop him from closing his eyes and pretending to be dead.
A few words silenced the mocking wind, what kind of heart did he let go, the girl obviously came to apprentice, but anyone with eyes could tell that she wanted to have a romantic master-apprentice relationship with Alans ah!
"Then where is Miss Chico now?" Allens asked worriedly.
Chi kiss continued to lie comfortably, raised his hand and patted his stomach and said, "Here it is."
"What, you swallowed it?!" Xiaofeng and Allens said in surprise in unison.
What followed was a flurry of chicken and dog jumping. Alans worriedly asked Chiki if he could spit out Qi Ke. After getting a negative answer, he wanted to take Chiki to the hospital for gastric lavage, but Xiaofeng told him that it was impossible. It doesn't have to be that troublesome.
I saw that Xiaofeng suddenly stepped on Chiki's tail by surprise, and Chiki screamed. Xiaofeng took the opportunity to put his hand into Chiki's mouth, and pulled out a big lump along the esophagus. Personally, a TV, a trash can, and a bottle of dish soap all came out at the same time.
Oh, and one of Aarons' slippers.
Seeing this, Xiao Feng became angry immediately, and continued to step on his tail and punched him hard, and said while beating: "You actually swallowed one of Aarons' slippers, and dare to hide it? When he arrives I can't find my slippers, stepping on you to walk?!"
……
"Xiaofeng, don't fight, it's not a big deal." Even though it happened every day, Aarons still wanted to try to persuade him to fight, even though he knew too well that Chiwen would never be brainy next time.
And... Now his slippers don't seem to be the point, Aarons almost wants to look up to the sky and sigh.
"It's okay, this guy's skin is solid, and he can't break it." Xiao Feng said and stepped on Chiki's stomach again, but this time he was obviously testing the feel of his feet. It seemed that he really intended to use Chiki as a slipper.
"Cough cough." Qi Ke, who lay on the ground and coughed several times, finally breathed out, raised his arms and said weakly, "Hey, whoever takes care of me, the victim first..."
Startled by her ghost-like aura, Allens hurriedly helped her up, put his hands on her back and imitated the mocking wind to give her some fairy spirit.
——In just a few short years, Allens has already entered the Nascent Soul stage. Whether it is the new spells and Taoism, or the magic skills practiced since childhood, they have all been completely upgraded to a new level. Things like infusing spiritual power to people are completely easy to do.
Qi Ke groaned and enjoyed it, and soon Allens felt that it was almost done, so he wanted to withdraw his hand. Unexpectedly, as soon as Qi Ke noticed his intention, he immediately yelled louder, "Oh, it's so uncomfortable, I'm almost bored Die! Immortal, I have tightness in my chest, can you please help me to breathe smoothly."
Aarons naturally failed to understand what she meant, and Qi Ke rolled his eyes, and without a word, he took Aarons' hand and stretched it out to his chest.
Xiaofeng quickly pulled Allens over, and slammed Qi Ke's paws, gnashing his teeth and said: "Woman, don't push yourself too hard, that guy Chi Kiss is a fairy, and his stomach is full of fairy energy. If you If you feel uncomfortable, then there is a problem!"
At this time, Allens' face was completely red, he had never expected that this girl would be so bold and more "passionate" than Jessica.
"He, is he a fairy?" Qi Ke was shocked, and pointed at Chi kiss with shaking hands.
"Yeah, I'm a fairy." Chi Wen got excited when he heard this, jumped up from the ground, and hurriedly showed off, "This is just my animal shape, I can also become a human." He said Flicking his tail, a handsome man appeared in front of his eyes.
He is just lazy, usually too lazy to change.
Qi Ke stared straight at him, and repeated: "Are you also a fairy?"
"Hmm." Chi kiss nodded again without knowing why.
"They're still so handsome... Those two are already a pair, so there's no reason to let the single one go!" Qi Ke muttered.
Xiaofeng understood as soon as he heard it, the girl is still a nympho, that's just right.
But he still had to make sure of something first. He pointed to the chi kiss and asked Qi Ke: "He ate you just now, aren't you afraid?"
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid," Qi Ke shook his head vigorously, "His stomach is full of fairy energy, but I feel very comfortable in it, and almost fell asleep."
Okay, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer. It's all work.
Xiaofeng pushed Qi Ke into Chiwen's arms, and said impatiently: "Then you two can exchange feelings slowly, this place belongs to you too, and Alans and I will not bother you."
As he said that, he turned to Aarons, "Aarons, shall we continue to play elsewhere?"
"Okay." Alans has no psychological pressure on Xiaofeng's behavior of selling Qi Ke in this way, because in his opinion, Qi Ke and Chi Kiss are really a good match.
So, is Allens spoiled by the mocking wind?
Soon, Xiaofeng said to Chiwen, "Remember to chew before swallowing next time", and then disappeared without a trace together with Alans.
"Where are we going?" Xiaofeng asked comfortably.Without those two noisy people, he now feels that the wind blowing on his face is comfortable.
Alans thought for a while, "Well... can you go to the adults?"
Xiaofeng replied solemnly: "That's good, but you also know that Feng's temper is very wild, who knows which world they are wandering in now." He will never say that he is unwilling to find Feng and Cronin's real reason.
After being entangled by those two guys for so long, it's time to live the two-person world between him and Allens!He was almost "hungry" crazy!
"Well, that's fine, then where should I go..." Alan stomped his chin and thought hard.
"Go anywhere!" Xiaofeng said boldly.
"By the way," Alans suddenly slapped his hand, "I happened to meet a strange person when I was going out today. When he saw me, he pulled me and said some strange things, and said..."
"What did you say?"
Allens pursed his lips, and replied embarrassingly: "He said you were not filial, and you still didn't take me to see your parents."
"What? What does he look like?" Xiaofeng hurriedly asked.
Alans tried his best to recall, "He's quite tall and handsome... Hey, speaking of it, he seems to be somewhat similar to you."
"Ah—" Hearing this, Xiaofeng couldn't help but sigh, "Airens, even if you can survive one day, it's fine, he hasn't shown up for thousands of years, and this can be taken by you 'Coincidentally' met!"
"Ah, who is he?" Allens was curious.
Xiaofeng didn't answer, but turned into a beast shape in a heartbroken state, and said to Alans: "Come up, let's go."
"Where are you going?" Alans was at a loss.
Xie Feng was about to cry for the "two-person world" they would die in the future, "Go, meet the parents..."
The author has something to say: Dragon Knight is completely over, thank you for your support all the way, Xiaoqi bows here!
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