The bosses cry and put down the butcher knife

"Then, miss, do you want to think about me?"

"...???"

silence.

Regardless of Dazai's expression, Oda Miyuki's face was blank for a while.Then she regained her composure and continued to stare at the young man opposite, looking...as if she was waiting for something.

As time passed by, the expression on Dazai's face that couldn't tell whether it was serious or joking gradually changed into a look similar to doubt.

"I thought...you were going to say 'just kidding' next."

After confirming that the troublemaker has no more text, the girl said with some hesitation.

The black-haired young man froze for a second, then his expression became... more elusive.In the end, he suddenly sighed, and fell back on the sofa again: "Ahh, Miss Oda actually thinks that way—"

Oda Miyuki: "Because you will do that."

"..." Dazai choked, turning his head in disbelief, "Because of 'that person' you know?"

"Yes." The girl was very calm.

Dazai: "..."

Oda Miyuki: "..."

The young man looked at the girl in front of him, as if he wanted to refute, but found that he couldn't say anything.He knew what the other party said was right, just like no matter how unreasonably he put on an appearance, it was impossible for him to say "Osamu Dazai in this world would do this, but I wouldn't".

Because... this is indeed what "Dazai Osamu" will do.

Whichever it is.

In the past few days, Dazai has certainly thought about the issue of "parallel worlds", and he has already figured out the source of the differences.For the girl in front of him, the lover of the world's "Hong Kong black leader Osamu Dazai", he admits that he is somewhat curious.

Although there is not much communication, she can clearly see the different "Osamu Dazai", but she also understands what they have in common.That's not based on the sharpness of the mind, maybe it's closer to instinct.

It's just these questions... maybe Oda Miyuki himself can't say anything.

"I'm not kidding about things like that, though."

After a brief silence, the young man suddenly spoke seriously, at least he looked serious.Oda Miyuki blinked, but did not comment on this, but put on an appearance of listening attentively.

Dazai didn't look at her, as if recalling something: "Actually, I should have seen... In my original world, I saw a 'Miss Oda' who was almost the same as you - I think, it should be in that world Miss you."

Oda Miyuki was slightly taken aback.

"Her surname is not Oda, so it should be a very rare occurrence for Ms. Oda to become the 'adopted daughter of Oda'." Dazai said his speculation, "About two months ago, the detective agency received a commission. , when the investigation progressed to a late stage, it was mixed into a case of tearing up tickets after kidnapping."

"The kidnapped person is a somewhat popular idol star, and some of his colleagues are chasing after her TV drama." Having said this, Dazai turned his head to look at the girl opposite, "Her name is 'Hanin Miyuki'."

Oda Miyuki: "..."

Although she was mentally prepared, the girl still had a palpitation.

"Is she dead?" Then she asked.

Dazai was not surprised, and nodded noncommittally: "According to the follow-up investigation, she encountered a crazy illegitimate meal. After the attempted kidnapping and threats, the other party committed a murder with passion——when we found it, the prisoner was about to dispose of the corpse. In a state of death, neither Dr. Xie Ye can save her."

What he said was very calm and objective, without any superfluous expressions.Oda Miyuki nodded, before he could think of what to say, he heard the other party sigh:

"I have to say, seeing a beautiful face withering is really heartbreaking. I was so sad that I only ate half a bowl of rice that day." When he said this, he suddenly got up and slid over from the sofa, before the girl could react. , knelt down exceptionally neatly and held her hand: "I didn't expect to be able to renew my relationship in this world, Miss Oda, do you really not consider dying in love with me?"

Oda Miyuki: "..."

"Dazai! Why do you want to harass girls like this in another world?!!!"

Just when the two (unilaterally) held hands and looked at their tears and were speechless, there was a sudden violent roar from the gate on the other side.

Oda Miyuki only felt a gust of wind approaching from a distance, she instinctively tried to open up her personality, and then realized that someone's paw was still holding hers—the next second, Dazai let go of his hand with an "ow", and then the whole body The person was sent flying to the wall next to him.

It fell into a word "too".

Oda Miyuki: "..."

Dazai: "..."

Visitors: "Hoo, hoo..."

"Kuni, Kunikida-kun..." After a long silence, the humanoid characters on the wall let out a breathless voice, "Why are you so fierce..."

Oda Miyuki: "..."

"Ah? Why are you still asking?!" The girl here was incapable of responding for a while, and the person next to her seemed to be set on fire, and her whole body was almost on fire. Our world! Can't you be quieter, Dazai?!"

Oda Miyuki: "..."

Oda Miyuki was stunned for a while.

Then she turned her head slowly and looked behind her.

Kunikida Doppo stood one step away from her, from the tied hair to the thin-rimmed glasses, it was exactly the same as the one Oda Miyuki remembered.

It's just this fire-breathing dragon-like rampant state... Even when Akutagawa Ryunosuke first joined the detective agency, or when Oda Sakunosuke was late because of the old lady downstairs, he never showed such desire The expression of devouring people.

Oda Miyuki looked at Kunikida in front of him, then at Dazai who was moaning and trying to pull himself off the wall over there, and a vague idea appeared in his mind.

Finally she finally said, "Are you from the parallel world... Uncle Kunikida?"

As soon as these words came out, the whole room suddenly fell silent.

Kunikida Dobubu: "..."

Dazai: "..."

Oda Miyuki: "..."

Kunikida Doppo: "..."

Dazai: "...Pfft."

Oda Miyuki suddenly realized: "That, that..."

In the next second, Dazai, who was stuck on the wall, burst into a heart-shattering and frenzied laughter: "Hahahahahahahahaha, Kunikida-kun, although you are already an uncle, don't worry, after all, you are old and strong, old horse knows the way, no problem haha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Kunikida Doppo: "..."

With a "click", someone broke his pen.

After a few seconds of dead silence, a one-sided beating unfolded in the corner of the office, shaking the floor and walls.The amazing thing is that the hair of the violent party is about to explode, while the beaten party laughs like a sand sculpture.In a sense, the instigator froze on the sofa, very awkward from expression to posture.

Oda Miyuki witnessed the violence in the office, and his heart fluctuated violently. He just wanted to find a time machine and put himself in it.

She had already realized that the "Kunikida" in front of her was not the one she knew.

As for the "uncle" or something...it's really not a surprise.

When Oda Sakunosuke joined the Armed Detective Agency, Oda Miyuki had just turned 15 and was in the second grade of junior high school.Since my cheap father is actually only ten years older, when girls in the second stage of middle school face the "elders" around them, they often "call people old".

For example, the elder sister is called aunt, the aunt is called aunt, the aunt is called grandma, grandma... grandma survived the disaster.

Years later, when she became what others called "auntie", she deeply felt the feeling of wanting to send the bear child to the sky to stand side by side with the sun.However, Oda Miyuki, as one of the bear children, not only had no compulsion for himself, but even spontaneously acquired the "skill" of recognizing people by face.

When she was only ten years old, a 16-year-old boy also encountered a similar situation, and finally escaped with his tender face.However, this year she went to the Armed Detective Agency to find her father for the first time, and the first person who opened the door was Doppo Kunikida, who was 20 years old at the time and seemed to have 20 years of teaching experience.

So Oda Miyuki blinked and showed a cute smile: "Hi Uncle, my name is Oda Miyuki, I'm here to find my father."

Kunikida · 20 years old · Doppo: "..."

A young man who has just left school and entered the workplace feels the cruelty of society for the first time.

This matter was just a small oolong, and later Oda Miyuki also apologized to the other party and changed his mind.It's just that occasionally she still calls wrongly, just like when calling Oda Sakunosuke these years, Oda Miyuki always jumped between "Asuke" and "Daddy".

Just like now.

Thankfully, this embarrassing slip of the tongue will always pass, just like when Kunikida beat Dazai always tired. Ten minutes later, the young man in the sand-colored windbreaker was thrown back onto the sofa by his collar, and then Kunikida from the parallel world and Oda Miyuki who had just slipped his tongue just looked at each other in dismay.

"Well, I'm sorry," Oda Miyuki stammered, "I accidentally made a slip of the tongue just now, Kunikida-kun."

Kunikida: "..."

The young man from the parallel world looked at the girl in front of him, forcibly calmed down for a few seconds, and then coughed: "It's okay. You are Oda-kun's... daughter, right? It's the first time we meet, please give me your advice."

The two chatted in a half-embarrassed manner, and then turned the matter over.

Dazai over there moved a few times on the sofa, and straightened himself back up.Kunikida glanced at him, decided to ignore this colleague who had never been worried, and said to the girl in front of him seriously:

"The guy over there should have told you about the situation in the past few days. I just came here yesterday. It is said that it was because of the 'me' in this world that I was somewhat injured. Anyway, Dazai has come over, no matter how much One or two won't matter."

What's more, the timelines of the two worlds are different, and the accident here in Yokohama obviously happened earlier.And the means they have acquired in this world to deal with the enemy can be used in their own world.

"Injured?" Oda Miyuki was stunned for a moment, "But with Ms. Yosano...?"

As far as she knows, Yosano Akiko's superpower "Please don't die" can heal anyone except corpses and Osamu Dazai.

"It seems to be a 'virus', not a simple supernatural ability." Kunikida said simply, "I don't know the specific situation very well, and I may need someone else to tell you."