The actor is not doing his job every day

what did i do?

You fucking kissed Teacher Lu.

Fuck, why should I kiss Teacher Lu?

Because he is upset and you want to comfort him.

There are ten thousand ways to comfort people, why kiss?

I just thought, he looks good.

This kind of shameless thought made Gu Yuzhuo jump up from the bed.

——If you don’t run fast, you may be beaten to death by Teacher Lu.

He got up without washing his teeth or brushing his face, and ran outside without putting on his clothes.Halfway through the run, I remembered that I hadn’t picked up my phone. I was so angry that I vomited blood, and went back to get my phone.

Checking the time on the phone, it was only 06:30.

It is impossible for Mr. Lu to get up.

He tiptoed downstairs, grabbed a bottle of mineral water before leaving, put the key card on the bar, and ran away in a hurry.

As the door locked with a "click", Lu Nanchuan, carrying a cup of hot tea, came out from the shadow of the corner, saw the socks kicked by the black cub and flew out of the bedroom door, turned and went back to the room to catch up on sleep.

Gu Yuzhuo's restlessness lasted all the way to the airport.

Yuan Mao was pulled up from the bed by him, and he looked puzzled, "You are also strange, the plane at [-] o'clock has to come so early... You don't feel bad after a hangover?"

Gu Yuzhuo shook his head, he couldn't feel the physical pain, but the psychological scratching had already brought him to the state of ecstasy.

Sitting in the lounge, Gu Yuzhuo began to bite his lips, nails and hands.

He opened Baidu to defeat Zhihu and opened Weibo, searching for the circumstances under which people would kiss others madly because of drinking.

The answers he found looked different, but they were the same in essence. They all told him that he was motivated by sex, and was cowardly when he was drunk.

There was even a big brother who said: I have kissed everyone, the old man took the initiative and confessed to the girl!

The problem was, he wasn't kissing a girl.

Turning around, he looked for Xu Yaochen again and asked him: Will you kiss me when you're drunk?

World-class retreating performance artist: [spit]

Your dad: Will I kiss you when I'm drunk?

World-class retreating performance artist: [spit]

Your dad: talk.

World-class retired performing artist: Who did you kiss?

Your dad: Bye.

You can't tell Xu Yaochen about this matter, this Wanzi doesn't understand the mentality of a straight person, and once you tell him, he will definitely go to Wanzi's way of thinking.

Ah, so what to do.

In this vast and vast world, no one can give me the answer.

Yuan Mao was drowsy across from him, half-closed his eyes to see that his buttocks were sitting like thorns, so he asked, "Do you have lice?"

Gu Yuzhuo's eyes fell on his face, he thought for a while, and asked cautiously: "Yuan'er, what will happen if I want to kiss you?"

Yuan Mao waved at him: "Don't love me, it won't work, I have a girlfriend."

Gu Yuzhuo said, "Say it."

"I'll give you a punch right away." Yuan Mao said, "But considering that you are a nonsensical cub, maybe it's fine."

Gu Yuzhuo thought for a while: "Do you think I should have a girlfriend? I've been single for too long and I think men are as beautiful as flowers."

Yuan Mao raised his eyelids and looked at him, "It has nothing to do with being single for several years, not to mention you are such a peony. Let's put it this way, if you want to be frivolous because of his handsome appearance, then you like men." He said to Leaning back on the sofa, he narrowed his eyes again, "Desire is the driving force of behavior."

Gu Yuzhuo: "..."

If you die, I will dark shark you, you know?

After going back, Gu Yuzhuo only rested for half a day before he started to get busy, running around for announcements today, so that his whole body was a little pale.

Rao Xiaoqian now has to take care of the child while going to work, and her whole person is several degrees more irritable than before, all the kindness and joy are given to her son, and the rest of the indifference belongs to Gu Yuzhuo.

Rao Jun was also very miserable, he stayed at his mother's company after school, and his high-priced tutor completely followed his position.When he is in the company, the teacher will come to the company, and when he is at home, the teacher will go home. If he goes to the show with Rao Xiaoqian, the teacher will have to go too.

When Gu Yuzhuo was recording the program, he ran into Rao Jun teaching in the dressing room several times.

"Uncle, can you give me a bottle of your drink?" Between homework, Rao Jun stared at the red soda can on the table.

Gu Yuzhuo raised his face, and the makeup artist helped him trim his eyebrows. He quickly glanced at the bear, and said, "No, your mother said that your teeth are almost rotten, and you're drinking Coke."

Rao Jun was very upset, so he taunted him: "You are so boring, no wonder you are single."

The make-up artist shook his hands with joy, Gu Yuzhuo pointed his elbow, "Steady, bro, don't shave my eyebrows bald." Then he glanced at Rao Jun, "Fuck you!"

But Xiongzi's words still stabbed his already fragile part.

Ever since he left the film crew, he and Lu Nanchuan had basically lost contact.

A lot of news comes from Weibo.

What a mess of Reuters, highly blurred edited videos, gossip revealed by insiders, how long it will take to finish, and so on.

Apart from these, it was Lu Nanchuan's circle of friends.

Lu Nanchuan used to post it too, but because the group was together every day, Gu Yuzhuo didn't take it seriously.

Now, thousands of miles away, sometimes a photo in Moments can last for a long time.

After reading it, I have to give myself a moment, and feel that I am a pervert.

But I couldn't help it, I really wanted to know what happened to Teacher Lu.

Fortunately, his circle of friends is like a diary, there can be almost one entry in a day or two, which basically covers his living conditions.

It's smooth, not the same as before.

Gu Yuzhuo's runaway was finally interrupted by the director, who came to communicate with him about the game session. After a brief talk, he said with a smile, "It's okay, Mr. Gu, the game is not difficult, so don't be nervous. There are some things in it that are in line with the promotion of your show. Memes require interaction between the male and female protagonists, and the hosts have communicated with each other, so they can be clicked as soon as possible, leaving some room for the audience to imagine."

"Okay, I understand, I was a little distracted just now," Gu Yuzhuo smiled embarrassedly, "I'm sorry."

Rao Jun came back after the director left.

"There's something wrong with you," the broken boy stared at his face, "My mother said that you are absent-minded sometimes, but I don't think you are sometimes, you are often distracted."

Gu Yuzhuo lowered his eyes and looked at him, "Didn't your mother say that you can't speak Chinese well? Why do I think you are so proficient in Chinese, you're even better than me."

"Oh, my Chinese depends on the situation." The poor boy waved his hand, pretending to be advanced, "It doesn't make sense for an old man like you."

Hei Zai, who thought he was still young, was hit on the waist by an "old man", and immediately felt short of breath, and his beard was about to grow. He turned his head and looked at the flowers of the motherland, swept away all the drinks on the table, opened the door and went out up.

Rao Jun was so angry that he scolded Uncle Hei in the room.

Gu Yuzhuo's new drama was aired. It can't be said that it was an overwhelming marketing campaign, but the hot searches were still arranged every now and then, and several ace variety shows that should be featured were also featured.

He interacts harmoniously with the heroine, and the data of the drama is not bad, but when he is alone, he always feels a little empty.

Driven by this feeling of emptiness, he ran to Xining to visit Xu Yaochen's production crew, and took Ma Xiao, who had put them down two times before, planning to try again, to see if he could always end up in a fly stall superior.

Xu Yaochen was filming an ancient drama, in which the fairy spirit was ethereal, and the play was rough, so Gu Yuzhuo just stood outside and watched for a while.As a result, it doesn't matter if you look at it like this, he was immediately discovered by the proxy photographer, and a few photos were taken, and they were immediately in the hands of Ms. Zhan.

If you don’t drink at this time, how long will you wait? Even before the afternoon, the enthusiasm of “Brother Calm” has risen like a rocket.

When Chaohua was busy, Gu Yuzhuo and his brother Xu Yaochen were eating crayfish in the RV.

"Did you have any grievances and grievances with Zhou County Cuisine in your previous life, and you must be so inseparable in this life?" Xu Yaochen poured Gu Yuzhuo a glass of white, "Take a couple of sips, it might kill bacteria, or you might not be able to get out of Xining. "

Gu Yuzhuo took a sip, and it was so hot that he bared his teeth, "Gentlemen, why are you afraid of gastroenteritis?"

"What's the matter?" Xu Yaochen didn't drink with him. There was still a show in the afternoon, so he took a sip of hot tea and said, "Come on, tell me about your pain to make me happy."

Gu Yuzhuo looked at him, without saying a word, and lowered his head to pick up several shrimps.

"Fool," Xu Yaochen stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers in front of him, "Everything other than love can hurt you, so let's talk about it."

Gu Yuzhuo had red oil on his mouth, rubbed it on himself, and then transferred it to his face.

"Chen, how are you sure you like a man?"

He opened a pair of ignorant eyes and looked at his brother Wanzai.

Xu Yaochen took out a piece of paper and handed it to him, saying: "When you don't have any impulse towards girls, but only want to be in love with men, you can almost know it."

Gu Yuzhuo let out an "ah", thinking to himself, it's really his own brother, he didn't chase after you like an outsider who doesn't open his eyes and ask you why you ask such a wonderful question, and whether you have a crush on a certain man.

He was lucky, and asked with flickering eyes: "Then how do you know that you like another person?"

"Like a person, the feeling is more complicated and subtle." Xu Yaochen said, "Simply put, it means that you will think of this person when you have nothing to do. Sometimes it is just a flash of 'thinking', and sometimes you will always 'think'. Needless to say, it’s common sense to be red-faced and hot-hearted. When he gets close to you, he’s like a rogue, and he can’t help but want to get closer, touch you, worry about gains and losses, and start to pay attention to all the details related to him.”

"To be more direct, when this person is standing in the crowd, you don't have to look carefully, you can see him at a glance, even if it's just the back of his head, you know it's his round head."

"……understand?"

Facing Xu Yaochen's sincere eyes, Gu Yuzhuo couldn't say whether he understood or not, because he was stuck on the hurdle of not understanding.

The truth is clear, but sometimes it is difficult for people to clarify their true thoughts.

Ordinarily, this is not a difficult question, but for Gu Yuzhuo, it is tantamount to subverting his own perception of himself for more than 20 years.

Once determined, he is not straight in the world.

Thinking about it, he subconsciously clicked on the phone again, and watched the dynamics in Weibo Chaohua——

Amazing, after not watching it all morning, Mr. Lu and a certain man swiped the screen, commenting on howpay, and it’s over.

Hei Zai is angry, what are you drinking again?

Nibbling nibbling all day long, don't your teeth hurt?

The author says:

Happy Chinese New Year, babies, and auspicious Year of the Tiger!I wish everyone health, safety, happiness and success in the new Year of the Tiger!