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September 9st is a very important day for these excited students who are preparing to welcome their new lives.This means that they will step into another stage, start another life, and touch another world.

Maybe it's more ordinary, maybe it's more dazzling, maybe it's more—perverted.

Among them, the three universities that have attracted the most attention are Herun University, which has cultivated a group of writers and artists; Jingzhong University, which has produced a group of presidents and managers; and Shangxuan University, which has produced dozens and dozens of experts in different fields. .

Most of the students heading to Herun and Jingzhong arrived yesterday or the day before yesterday, and arrived at the college they had longed for after a few hours of long-distance bus rides, while almost all the students heading to Shangxuan University were three days ago. It's time to leave, and what's even more surprising is that less than half of the students who have arrived at the academy are now.

Throughout the ages, everyone knows that each school has its own characteristics, and this Shangxuan University can be said to be far superior to other schools in this respect.Speechlessly looking at the school that seemed quite close in front of him, the people at the foot of the mountain became restless, and Mo Yi held his forehead, feeling a little desire to turn around.

Mo Yi looked at the hill in front of him, and the small universe exploded, "I just said not to come to this school! Ordinary people should go to ordinary schools honestly! As an extremely ordinary, extremely normal young man, I dare 200% I'm sure I'm definitely not suitable for this school, there is an abnormal atmosphere inside and out, okay! Which school will build the school on the mountain? I don't know if the high place is too cold!"

Thinking of the moment when he received the admission notice, Mo Yi was a little happy, but also a little bit like crying, really want to cry but have no tears.Shangxuan, Shangxuan, what a good school, the rumors from the outside world have said that this school is the best place to train all kinds of old scholars!Old pedant, old pedant, Mo Yi doesn't want to grow old so fast at all, he is going to marry a wife and have children!

Looking at Tianmo, I really want to ask again if we can change schools, can we not go to this school?

The old man of the Mo family flicked his eyes - he can change schools if he pays back the money.

Damn, Mo Yi is angry, doesn't he just owe you money, and even threatens me to pay back the money immediately if I don't go up, is it my own child?Forced by the coercion, Mo also decisively seeks out his elder brother for a secret way to pay back the money. "Brother, how did you survive back then, and how did you pay back so much money?"

The eldest brother of the Mo family pampered his younger brother's soft hair, "I took over his company in high school."

Depend on!Do you want to do this!The villain in Mo Yi's heart raised his head to the sky and screamed.

Tolerate!Must endure!

Mo Yi could only comfort himself, saying that he was too young and that the old man was too insidious. "One of the family rules, the children of the strangers, after the age of 18, have to pay back all the expenses spent in the previous 18 years, and women will pay half of it. This family rule must be notified when the children reach the age of 18." Damn, this is not cheating. , It's just cheating your son, okay!

Under such deceitful family rules, Mo Yi received a horrible bill, one 0, two 0s, three, four, five, six... Damn, so much!

"Old man, are you sure you didn't trick me!"

Tightening the bill in his hand, Mo Yi wanted to burn it, but Mo's father shattered his fantasy with a single sentence.

"Oh, the one I gave you is a copy, I'll keep the original,"

How fucking ruthless!Hmph, Mo Yi doesn't believe it anymore, with his high IQ mind, after 8 years and 10 years, it's definitely no problem to pay off, it's just a bit miserable.

Well, I don't care about those for the time being, let's think about how to go up the mountain first.When I received the notice, there were six big characters written on it—depart three days in advance.Although I don't understand the school's intentions, it is always right to follow suit.

But now that people are here, what's next?Is it really necessary to hike through this endless woods?I will get lost, I will.

However, is it really necessary to go three days in advance? Mo Yi still has some doubts about this. Is it possible that the students are required to go for two full days?Are you kidding me? It’s probably only a few kilometers away. Besides, isn’t there a big sign on the top of the mountain? Look—the most iconic building of Shangxuan University—Dangdangdang, a huge bell tower.

I really can't figure out the significance of three days in advance.

It's not a problem to stand here, so let's go to the convenience store over there and ask.

Mo Yi dragged his suitcase and came to the only small convenience store within the range of vision, "Auntie, may I ask, is there a mountain road to Shangshangxuan University here?" The auntie of the convenience store looked up, Then he pointed to the large cabinet on the right.Mo Yi stepped forward to take a look, it really made the corners of his eyes twitch, hehehe!

There is a note on the big cabinet, which reads: Our lovely freshman, when you see this note, we would like to congratulate you first, because you have passed the first level, and you have a 50% chance to come to Our school, next, please open the cabinet, take a package, and temporarily store your luggage in the convenience store, and the owner of the convenience store will not sell things to freshmen.Then please take your cute little package to the owner of the convenience store to sign in, and then come to the school in any direction.OK, good luck then.The inscription is still an extremely kawaii "cat's paw".

God, are you really kidding me? Why is this school so weird? Does the teacher in charge of admissions read too many comics?

Holding his forehead, Mo Yi decided to take a look at what was in the package first. Well, sleeping bag, flashlight, insect repellent powder, two bottles of water, two packs of dry food, and a small positioning firework bomb.What kind of rhythm is this, field survival training?

Tsk, Mo Yi's most hated word - whatever.It's nice to say, whatever you want, you can just show it to me, there is no one way to go, okay!

That's enough, um, the tree is growing nicely, very tall, very good - just this way.

Mo Yi walked and walked, he was very lucky at this moment, if he didn't climb the mountain often, he would really not be able to walk this road.I feel sorry for those girls. If I remember correctly, the girl with glasses who was at the foot of the mountain just now came to Shangxuan. Hey, Shangxuan is decisively seeking hatred.

Hey, don't worry about it, let's keep going. In other words, I don't know if this direction is right. Look at the big clock tower.Uh-this?Mistake!

This forest where the sun cannot be seen from above, you have given us Moyi a small gap, why can't we see the bell tower at all?Mo Yi slumped on the ground powerlessly, knowing that it was not that simple. Looking at the matter of several kilometers, he didn't know how long he had walked, damn, what a pit of redness!

No wonder it has to be three days in advance. In other words, where to stay at night, is it just this one sleeping bag-the violent corpse wilderness.

Hehe, it's so cold.

Mo Yi was thinking about it, looking around casually, and found the problem with this glance.

"That's—a tent? Don't jump out of the corner of your eye. I understand you, sincerely." This school is really well prepared, even the tent is set up for us, tsk, it's sure that no one can pass in a day what.What a pervert, hum.

"Coo coo coo", this one after another, reminded Mo Yi that he hadn't eaten today, so he looked through the package.Give him a supercilious look, just two pieces of bread, not ordinary stingy, let's just eat it.

Anyway, the annoying night is over, let's continue to find the way.

It has to be said that Mo Yi was lucky. After wandering around for several hours, he finally got out of the jungle, and the iconic clock tower was right above him.

: "Hahaha, I finally came out." No wonder Moyi is so excited, you have to understand that a person who has been wandering around for nearly ten hours is mentally abnormal to some extent.Look, Mo Yi is definitely not the only one who is excited.

"Wooooow, I'm so excited, thank God, thank the Virgin Mary, Amitabha, I will definitely burn incense when I go home."

"Oh my god, it really made me transfer out, shit luck this is"

.. ......

Looking at all these wonderful students, Mo Yi suddenly felt a kind of exclamation - he deserves to be Shangxuan!What kind of school and what kind of students really are, this psychological endurance is really abnormal.

But if this is the case, it is not surprising that batches of different talents have emerged from Shangxuan Neng.Hey, from this point of view, these students are actually a good match for this school.

At first glance, Mo Yi was still a little excited. The photos of Shangxuan School he had seen on the Internet before could not be compared with what he saw with his own eyes!At that time, I was still wondering if those photos were real, but now it is confirmed, it is true, it is too real, how strange it is.

After the report was over, the school had already brought up the luggage and the like, and took the things to his dormitory. After finishing everything, Mo Yi decided to do what a college student would do—go to school!You know, when he just came out of the woods, he wanted to turn around. The building of this school is simply too eye-catching.

I still remember the photos I saw at that time, especially those top views and the visual effects.

The terrain on the top of the mountain is like a series of small slopes. On one side of the small slope stands the dormitory, on the other side is the teaching building, on this side is the library, and on the other side is the playground. Anyway, every small slope is occupied by large and small buildings.

In addition to the slightly irregular architectural layout, what is even more irregular is the style of those buildings. I guess it is probably because of the professionalism besides the topography.

When I reported it just now, the very long-winded senior sister had almost explained it.There are actually quite a lot of majors in Shangxuan University, among which the Department of Biology, Archeology and Natural Science are the main ones. The Department of Biology literally means animals and plants. Thinking in the abstract direction is right.

Finally, there is the Department of Archeology. This department has only one major and only one class with about [-] students. Maybe many people think that it is a bit strange to separate this major as a department, but it turns out that this is completely different. It’s OK, because in the Archeology Department of Shangxuan University, one-third of the students who graduate every year will become famous archaeologists, and the rest will definitely be famous archaeologists even if they have not reached the level of archaeologists.

No longer wasting time thinking about it, Mo Yi rushed out of the house in a hurry. According to the explanation of the senior sister and senior, these places are not students of Shangxuan University, but they will not know their real use.

Hey, based on the principle of proximity, Mo Yi finalized the first building in sight, the sphere.

I can roughly guess at a glance that this should be the teaching of the Department of Biology. I heard from the senior sister that this is a good place for self-cultivation. It is said that the students here usually drink afternoon tea and read books for a while. Hmm, it’s cool .

Simple two-story design, the special feature is that it is cylindrical, and the balcony on each floor is like a small fence, with occasional vines wrapped around it, light blue walls, and wooden doors .Mo also continued to delve deeper. What he was more interested in was the big courtyard, the experimental testing base of the Department of Biology.

Well, go in and have a look!

Seeing this, Mo Yi was dumbfounded. Senior sister, is this really a good place for self-cultivation? Are you sure you remember correctly?This whole is a small "biochemical weapon" research institute!Nondescript plants grow crazily, and cute flowers spit out strange liquids. What kind of liquid is that, ah, it dripped on the table, and the table started to melt.This is the cheating!Passed, flash people.

Mo Yi, who ran out in a hurry, went straight all the way until——

"Huh? What is that? Is this a return to the ancestors? Uh, the Department of Kao-Ancient."

Mo Yi couldn't believe it anymore, the Department of Archeology, if I remember correctly, his major seems to be called Archeology.Is this where I will stay in the future?Just this stone castle?

Thick stones, piled up layer by layer, make up this spectacular and somewhat clownish stone castle.Mo Yi was thinking about archaeology, maybe it was based on the principle of not destroying the original stone, but is such a rough stone really good?

I don't know if there is a yard, Mo Yi turned around, but I couldn't find the yard, but - there is a basement!Hahaha, um, Mo Yi was instantly satisfied, let's go!

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