Hairball Office
Chapter 17 Hairballs
"Well, well, um, I'm a broom beast, a monster that specializes in cleaning." When Zhulong heard that, a broom beast?What the hell is this? The pride that had just been bred was completely shattered.
So he completely despised this little guy, his descendants are really getting more and more outrageous, even this kind of guy with 0 combat effectiveness is created, how weak is degenerated.Frowning, Zhulong was thinking about how to deal with this kind of thing, such weak spiritual power was not enough to plug his teeth.
After thinking about it, Zhulong shook his hand, and the little fat pier fell into Mo Yi's arms following the arc he drew.
Mo Yi caught it steadily, hey, it seems that Zhulong doesn't want this little thing anymore, hum, it doesn't matter, I want you!
However, does this little thing have anything to do with Broomstar? If so, then I can't accept it either.Picking up the chubby boy's neck with one hand, he turned it around a few times, aiming and aiming, but he didn't think there was anything special.After thinking about it, he put the little fat man on the ground.
"Hey, little chubby, scan a few times and have a look."
Little Fatty was taken aback, and swept a few times. Is this for him to sweep the floor? I don’t know what this human being wants to do by himself. Little Fatty picked up the broom and drew a few times on the ground, and then suddenly a small garbage pile appeared.The little fat pier continued to draw a circle around the garbage with the broom, and then brushed in the air a few times. I don't know if it was an illusion or something, but Mo Yi saw a very familiar thing.
This thing really made him stunned and trembled. Isn't it a magic circle that he made when playing games? Damn, this little thing is so trendy?
Mo Yi vaguely felt that this little thing was not simple, and judging by his appearance, it should have nothing to do with Broom Star.How exciting it would be if it could be cleaned without attracting bad luck bugs.
After thinking about it, Mo Yi felt that it would be quicker to ask Xiaopangdun directly, because he actually didn't know that broom star.
"Hey, little chubby, who is your broom star?" The poor little chubby ran decisively to Mo Yi's - behind?When he started the daily "cleaning", the adult's eyes suddenly stuck to him for some reason. Was that more terrifying than his coercion? He felt that his time had really come to an end , Enduring the danger of his little heart jumping out at any time, he tried his best to carry out the last cleaning in his life.
And Mo Yi, who spoke at this time, undoubtedly just saved his little heart. Although he also felt that this human being is still very scary just now, isn’t there a saying in the world that it is better to live than to die. If he survived, then just feel sorry for yourself.
Um!A small leak will sink a great ship.
"Well, that, the broom star is actually me, but - I, I am not the broom star you say, and will not bring bad luck. Really, we broom beasts are actually just cleaning every day." After finishing speaking He also looked at each other innocently with big watery eyes.
Mo Yi was quite depressed, he actually didn't pay much attention to what the little guy said, he only knew that the little guy ran behind him as soon as he uttered his voice.It’s okay to just run behind, I can understand being timid, I can also understand being afraid of Zhulong, I was like this at the beginning.
But Nima, don't hug my leg and say it to Zhulong!Mo Yi glanced at the little fat pier at his feet, hum, if this is the case, then I don't care.Zhu——Mo Yi was about to call him Zhulong, but on second thought, no, although there are very few people named Zhulong, it doesn't mean that others don't know, after all, Zhulong's identity is still very dangerous now.
So - Zhuqing, this, you deal with it.Zhulong didn't react for a while, Zhuqing?who.Mo Yi would definitely not tell Zhulong that he thought of bamboo when he couldn't hold the candle, and then thought of Zhuyeqing very smoothly, and then Zhuqing came out, hahaha.
Candle Dragon hadn't reacted yet, but the little broom beast did. He thought the great immortal in front of him was Zhuqing, although he had never heard of this name, well, then it must be the so-called hidden immortal.My God, if I let this fierce immortal deal with me, would I still be able to live?In Xiaopangdun's eyes, the expressionless master in front of him is a demon-killing knife that kills monsters without blinking an eye, and Mo Yi is at best a knife chain, a more cunning knife chain.After such a comparison, the little broom beast decisively hugged Mo Yi's calf, crying and talking about his family history.Elders, don't blame Xiaozhi, Xiaozhi is also for his own life, you must understand me, woohoo.
"Our broom beast clan has indeed done some bad things. Because——because the elders of the previous generation were not willing to be just cleaning little monsters, so later, later, they led us to cause damage." Little broom As he spoke, the beast glanced at Mo Yi, seeing that the other party's posture was obviously telling him to continue, so he had no choice but to continue to accept his fate. "We broom beasts can clean up, and vice versa, we can also pollute. What we clean up is not just dust. We can also clean up the so-called air pollution and water pollution as you humans say." Also, it's still the same posture just now.
Little Fatty was in a hurry, this human still didn't believe it, Little Fatty scratched the ground with his paws anxiously, suddenly he had a flash of inspiration and thought of a good way.I saw our cute little chubby dragging his little broom, turning around the room a few times, pausing in several places respectively, I don’t know what he did, but the effect was obvious, Mo Yi and others went Instantly felt that the air was so fresh, dimples appeared on Mo Yi's face, and the little chubby was relieved.
If it knew that Mo Yi was just trying to lure him home and ask him to do something, I don't know if the little fat man would work so hard.
Mo Yi's whole head is now thinking about taking Xiaopangdun home, so that he won't have to clean up in the future, and he feels refreshed just thinking about it.The free air freshener is completely environmentally friendly; the small vacuum cleaner can be used for unlimited times; the cleaning lady does not need to pay!Ah, that's right, according to what he said, the water quality in the future can also be treated by him first, can it be treated by ultraviolet rays? Oh, no matter how you think about it, it is a treasure.
Mo Yi was so happy there by himself, he completely forgot what they were here for, and Zhulong was also caught in his own thinking.It's just that he thinks more deeply, everything can be cleaned up, and he knows what it means.
In order to prove his idea, Zhulong grabbed the chubby pier and walked out the door first, and then flew back home. Fortunately, it was night and there were no people, otherwise he would not have been scared to death when he saw a big living person flying in the sky .
Mo Yi was even more dizzy by Zhulong's sudden actions. He thought that Zhulong didn't want this little guy anymore, but it didn't seem to be the case.Seeing the figure disappearing into the air, Mo Yi was speechless.Damn, just leave, you can't keep a low profile, you are afraid that others will not know you are here, right?Turning his head to look at the old housekeeper who was as confused as himself, Mo Yi's head hurts again—it's troublesome.
Holding his forehead, Mo Yi drew a small circle in his heart and cursed Zhulong, but there are more important things right now - taking money.You always ran away so irresponsibly, and I still have to stay and try to cheat the money. I am so angry.Ah, no, he is not human, he is just an old monster, hey, forget it, there is no comparison at all.No matter what, no matter how much you think about it, it's a fart, and it's true to get the money.
: "Butler, you have also seen that we have already caught the culprit, so what." Needless to say, the butler also knows what he wants to say. What they do is just for money.Now that the culprit has been caught, of course the money must be given, but the culprit is a bit unexpected. I didn't expect it to be a little mouse, and a mouse that can stand, walk and speak human words.
The old housekeeper thought about many possibilities, but he just didn't expect it to be such a thing. Although he was mentally prepared when the old housekeeper found Suzaku, he was still shocked because he had never seen a real monster before. Little jump.But—even if we were frightened, our housekeeper was still a good housekeeper who kept his promise, and gave the agreed bounty to the young man in front of him, just kidding, no matter what, we can't be ashamed in front of the two young cubs, right?
Mo Yi weighed the bag in his hand, it wasn't heavy, but it was heavy enough, and it was full of cute grandpa Mao.Today I feel good, I am in a good mood. Seeing that Zhulong is doing well today, and I have also got the share of Grandpa Mao, I don't care about him directly abducting someone and leaving first, and going home.
"Thank you, Mr. Butler. I'll leave now. If you encounter any problems, please feel free to find me." Mo Yi took out a business card with a cute cartoon furball from his pocket and handed it to the butler , This business card Moyi has printed a full hundred copies. For business, business cards are a necessity.
The old butler's eyebrows twitched, business card?This brat is eager for something to happen, right? Return the business card. Please, he doesn’t want anything to happen. Well, turn around and stop looking at Mo Yi. He’s afraid that his old face won’t be able to maintain his calm mask, because he’s already heard that the mask is cracking. the voice.
The old butler walked to the inner court and explained the situation to the old Patriarch one by one. The old Patriarch seemed very calm after hearing this. He was indeed an old man who had experienced the baptism of wind and rain. It seemed that the old Patriarch was not an easy character.
Mo also doesn't care what these old people are thinking, he just wants to go home now, and he doesn't know why Lord Zhulong is taking Xiaopangdun away, so let's go home first.
And here, after Zhulong grabbed Xiaopangdun and flew home, the first thing he did was to ask Xiaopangdun: "Can you clean everything?"
What is absolute facial paralysis, Xiaopangdun said that he saw it today.Facial paralysis is definitely facial paralysis. Daxian begs you to give me a facial expression. I don’t expect you to raise your eyebrows. It’s also okay to squint your eyes. If you do this, I’m going to kneel down again.
It's a pity that this is impossible for facial paralysis, and the Great God Candle Dragon still has that face that doesn't know whether to be happy, angry, sad or happy.
Little Fatty was obviously frightened again, Daxian didn't release his coercion anymore, but Daxian took him away directly, it's hard—could it be, Little Fatty swallowed hard, Daxian didn't want to eat him, did he? want him to be a slave.
The little guy, who was completely immersed in his delusion of being persecuted, didn't notice the other party's questions, so fortunately, the coercion fell on him again.
"Can everything be cleaned?"
Still the same sentence, this time the little fat pier didn't dare to be distracted anymore, he didn't want to lose his life just like that.
: "Yes, what, everything can be cleaned." The little fat pier said that he could pretend to be dead, the pressure was too great, it really wanted to lie down, even if he didn't eat himself, he still couldn't stop his terrifying aura ah.
"Sealing is also fine." Obviously, Master Zhulong would not consider the mood of the little fat pier, and directly stated his own problem, using declarative sentences, as if if the little fat pier said no, he would It's like tearing people apart.Little Fatty was depressed and wanted to hit the wall. Can he say no, obviously he can't, is he still going to die, don't be like this, he has betrayed the elder so hard, why.
"The reason for the broom star is fake." Xiao Pangdun, who had been sad all the time, stopped being sad for an instant, and was replaced by panic.He stared stiffly at the Great Immortal in front of him, and only belatedly realized the question that the Great Immortal had just asked—the seal!How did he know that he could break the seal? This is a secret of their clan, and no one or beast knows it.He, who the hell is he, could it be——then due to excessive panic, the little chubby stopped shaking, and directly sat down on the ground, loading wood.
The author has something to say:
(Cute Little Theater)
——Zhu Yi, restrain your eyes for Lao Tzu
-Um?what's the matter, is there any problem
- It's too cold to scare people
——Well, but I watched Mr. Bingshan paralyzed talk like this on TV—hehe, he is ice and paralyzed, but he is rich, do you have—uh, no, but my hometown has it, really
——Then wait until you can go back to your hometown, now work hard!
So he completely despised this little guy, his descendants are really getting more and more outrageous, even this kind of guy with 0 combat effectiveness is created, how weak is degenerated.Frowning, Zhulong was thinking about how to deal with this kind of thing, such weak spiritual power was not enough to plug his teeth.
After thinking about it, Zhulong shook his hand, and the little fat pier fell into Mo Yi's arms following the arc he drew.
Mo Yi caught it steadily, hey, it seems that Zhulong doesn't want this little thing anymore, hum, it doesn't matter, I want you!
However, does this little thing have anything to do with Broomstar? If so, then I can't accept it either.Picking up the chubby boy's neck with one hand, he turned it around a few times, aiming and aiming, but he didn't think there was anything special.After thinking about it, he put the little fat man on the ground.
"Hey, little chubby, scan a few times and have a look."
Little Fatty was taken aback, and swept a few times. Is this for him to sweep the floor? I don’t know what this human being wants to do by himself. Little Fatty picked up the broom and drew a few times on the ground, and then suddenly a small garbage pile appeared.The little fat pier continued to draw a circle around the garbage with the broom, and then brushed in the air a few times. I don't know if it was an illusion or something, but Mo Yi saw a very familiar thing.
This thing really made him stunned and trembled. Isn't it a magic circle that he made when playing games? Damn, this little thing is so trendy?
Mo Yi vaguely felt that this little thing was not simple, and judging by his appearance, it should have nothing to do with Broom Star.How exciting it would be if it could be cleaned without attracting bad luck bugs.
After thinking about it, Mo Yi felt that it would be quicker to ask Xiaopangdun directly, because he actually didn't know that broom star.
"Hey, little chubby, who is your broom star?" The poor little chubby ran decisively to Mo Yi's - behind?When he started the daily "cleaning", the adult's eyes suddenly stuck to him for some reason. Was that more terrifying than his coercion? He felt that his time had really come to an end , Enduring the danger of his little heart jumping out at any time, he tried his best to carry out the last cleaning in his life.
And Mo Yi, who spoke at this time, undoubtedly just saved his little heart. Although he also felt that this human being is still very scary just now, isn’t there a saying in the world that it is better to live than to die. If he survived, then just feel sorry for yourself.
Um!A small leak will sink a great ship.
"Well, that, the broom star is actually me, but - I, I am not the broom star you say, and will not bring bad luck. Really, we broom beasts are actually just cleaning every day." After finishing speaking He also looked at each other innocently with big watery eyes.
Mo Yi was quite depressed, he actually didn't pay much attention to what the little guy said, he only knew that the little guy ran behind him as soon as he uttered his voice.It’s okay to just run behind, I can understand being timid, I can also understand being afraid of Zhulong, I was like this at the beginning.
But Nima, don't hug my leg and say it to Zhulong!Mo Yi glanced at the little fat pier at his feet, hum, if this is the case, then I don't care.Zhu——Mo Yi was about to call him Zhulong, but on second thought, no, although there are very few people named Zhulong, it doesn't mean that others don't know, after all, Zhulong's identity is still very dangerous now.
So - Zhuqing, this, you deal with it.Zhulong didn't react for a while, Zhuqing?who.Mo Yi would definitely not tell Zhulong that he thought of bamboo when he couldn't hold the candle, and then thought of Zhuyeqing very smoothly, and then Zhuqing came out, hahaha.
Candle Dragon hadn't reacted yet, but the little broom beast did. He thought the great immortal in front of him was Zhuqing, although he had never heard of this name, well, then it must be the so-called hidden immortal.My God, if I let this fierce immortal deal with me, would I still be able to live?In Xiaopangdun's eyes, the expressionless master in front of him is a demon-killing knife that kills monsters without blinking an eye, and Mo Yi is at best a knife chain, a more cunning knife chain.After such a comparison, the little broom beast decisively hugged Mo Yi's calf, crying and talking about his family history.Elders, don't blame Xiaozhi, Xiaozhi is also for his own life, you must understand me, woohoo.
"Our broom beast clan has indeed done some bad things. Because——because the elders of the previous generation were not willing to be just cleaning little monsters, so later, later, they led us to cause damage." Little broom As he spoke, the beast glanced at Mo Yi, seeing that the other party's posture was obviously telling him to continue, so he had no choice but to continue to accept his fate. "We broom beasts can clean up, and vice versa, we can also pollute. What we clean up is not just dust. We can also clean up the so-called air pollution and water pollution as you humans say." Also, it's still the same posture just now.
Little Fatty was in a hurry, this human still didn't believe it, Little Fatty scratched the ground with his paws anxiously, suddenly he had a flash of inspiration and thought of a good way.I saw our cute little chubby dragging his little broom, turning around the room a few times, pausing in several places respectively, I don’t know what he did, but the effect was obvious, Mo Yi and others went Instantly felt that the air was so fresh, dimples appeared on Mo Yi's face, and the little chubby was relieved.
If it knew that Mo Yi was just trying to lure him home and ask him to do something, I don't know if the little fat man would work so hard.
Mo Yi's whole head is now thinking about taking Xiaopangdun home, so that he won't have to clean up in the future, and he feels refreshed just thinking about it.The free air freshener is completely environmentally friendly; the small vacuum cleaner can be used for unlimited times; the cleaning lady does not need to pay!Ah, that's right, according to what he said, the water quality in the future can also be treated by him first, can it be treated by ultraviolet rays? Oh, no matter how you think about it, it is a treasure.
Mo Yi was so happy there by himself, he completely forgot what they were here for, and Zhulong was also caught in his own thinking.It's just that he thinks more deeply, everything can be cleaned up, and he knows what it means.
In order to prove his idea, Zhulong grabbed the chubby pier and walked out the door first, and then flew back home. Fortunately, it was night and there were no people, otherwise he would not have been scared to death when he saw a big living person flying in the sky .
Mo Yi was even more dizzy by Zhulong's sudden actions. He thought that Zhulong didn't want this little guy anymore, but it didn't seem to be the case.Seeing the figure disappearing into the air, Mo Yi was speechless.Damn, just leave, you can't keep a low profile, you are afraid that others will not know you are here, right?Turning his head to look at the old housekeeper who was as confused as himself, Mo Yi's head hurts again—it's troublesome.
Holding his forehead, Mo Yi drew a small circle in his heart and cursed Zhulong, but there are more important things right now - taking money.You always ran away so irresponsibly, and I still have to stay and try to cheat the money. I am so angry.Ah, no, he is not human, he is just an old monster, hey, forget it, there is no comparison at all.No matter what, no matter how much you think about it, it's a fart, and it's true to get the money.
: "Butler, you have also seen that we have already caught the culprit, so what." Needless to say, the butler also knows what he wants to say. What they do is just for money.Now that the culprit has been caught, of course the money must be given, but the culprit is a bit unexpected. I didn't expect it to be a little mouse, and a mouse that can stand, walk and speak human words.
The old housekeeper thought about many possibilities, but he just didn't expect it to be such a thing. Although he was mentally prepared when the old housekeeper found Suzaku, he was still shocked because he had never seen a real monster before. Little jump.But—even if we were frightened, our housekeeper was still a good housekeeper who kept his promise, and gave the agreed bounty to the young man in front of him, just kidding, no matter what, we can't be ashamed in front of the two young cubs, right?
Mo Yi weighed the bag in his hand, it wasn't heavy, but it was heavy enough, and it was full of cute grandpa Mao.Today I feel good, I am in a good mood. Seeing that Zhulong is doing well today, and I have also got the share of Grandpa Mao, I don't care about him directly abducting someone and leaving first, and going home.
"Thank you, Mr. Butler. I'll leave now. If you encounter any problems, please feel free to find me." Mo Yi took out a business card with a cute cartoon furball from his pocket and handed it to the butler , This business card Moyi has printed a full hundred copies. For business, business cards are a necessity.
The old butler's eyebrows twitched, business card?This brat is eager for something to happen, right? Return the business card. Please, he doesn’t want anything to happen. Well, turn around and stop looking at Mo Yi. He’s afraid that his old face won’t be able to maintain his calm mask, because he’s already heard that the mask is cracking. the voice.
The old butler walked to the inner court and explained the situation to the old Patriarch one by one. The old Patriarch seemed very calm after hearing this. He was indeed an old man who had experienced the baptism of wind and rain. It seemed that the old Patriarch was not an easy character.
Mo also doesn't care what these old people are thinking, he just wants to go home now, and he doesn't know why Lord Zhulong is taking Xiaopangdun away, so let's go home first.
And here, after Zhulong grabbed Xiaopangdun and flew home, the first thing he did was to ask Xiaopangdun: "Can you clean everything?"
What is absolute facial paralysis, Xiaopangdun said that he saw it today.Facial paralysis is definitely facial paralysis. Daxian begs you to give me a facial expression. I don’t expect you to raise your eyebrows. It’s also okay to squint your eyes. If you do this, I’m going to kneel down again.
It's a pity that this is impossible for facial paralysis, and the Great God Candle Dragon still has that face that doesn't know whether to be happy, angry, sad or happy.
Little Fatty was obviously frightened again, Daxian didn't release his coercion anymore, but Daxian took him away directly, it's hard—could it be, Little Fatty swallowed hard, Daxian didn't want to eat him, did he? want him to be a slave.
The little guy, who was completely immersed in his delusion of being persecuted, didn't notice the other party's questions, so fortunately, the coercion fell on him again.
"Can everything be cleaned?"
Still the same sentence, this time the little fat pier didn't dare to be distracted anymore, he didn't want to lose his life just like that.
: "Yes, what, everything can be cleaned." The little fat pier said that he could pretend to be dead, the pressure was too great, it really wanted to lie down, even if he didn't eat himself, he still couldn't stop his terrifying aura ah.
"Sealing is also fine." Obviously, Master Zhulong would not consider the mood of the little fat pier, and directly stated his own problem, using declarative sentences, as if if the little fat pier said no, he would It's like tearing people apart.Little Fatty was depressed and wanted to hit the wall. Can he say no, obviously he can't, is he still going to die, don't be like this, he has betrayed the elder so hard, why.
"The reason for the broom star is fake." Xiao Pangdun, who had been sad all the time, stopped being sad for an instant, and was replaced by panic.He stared stiffly at the Great Immortal in front of him, and only belatedly realized the question that the Great Immortal had just asked—the seal!How did he know that he could break the seal? This is a secret of their clan, and no one or beast knows it.He, who the hell is he, could it be——then due to excessive panic, the little chubby stopped shaking, and directly sat down on the ground, loading wood.
The author has something to say:
(Cute Little Theater)
——Zhu Yi, restrain your eyes for Lao Tzu
-Um?what's the matter, is there any problem
- It's too cold to scare people
——Well, but I watched Mr. Bingshan paralyzed talk like this on TV—hehe, he is ice and paralyzed, but he is rich, do you have—uh, no, but my hometown has it, really
——Then wait until you can go back to your hometown, now work hard!
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