Hairball Office

The powerless Mo Yi sat cross-legged on the sofa—in a daze, anyway, in Zhulong's eyes, this was the scene. This human being stared blankly ahead, this symptom was obviously the so-called daze.But Mo Yi was not in a daze this time. It should be said that Mo Yi was rarely in a daze. Usually, he was thinking in this situation, and he was thinking about a problem that, um, seemed incomprehensible to outsiders.

- such as now

Should I teach Zhulong a lesson, and give him some common sense and legal knowledge about the earth? Today is a fire, which is normal. Fires and the like are still possible in summer.

Um?Why is Zhulong hugging me?Mo Yi looked at Zhulong with his "sluggish" eyes, Zhulong saw it, and thought to himself, are you in a daze or not, then continued to hug the person, turned around, and walked towards the bed.And Mo Yi also saw Zhulong's glance at him just now, so he continued to think!

Well, let's forget about the fire, in case he picks up a basket of ice picks sometime, how can that be explained!That's fine, if——

Um?Why did Zhulong hug me to the bed, do you know that I am tired today, conscience found out, and took the initiative to let me rest, my God, am I dreaming?Ever since, he once again looked at Zhulong with those "sluggish" eyes, and then Daxian Zhulong gave him another mysterious glance.OK, keep thinking!

Putting aside the ice disaster, what if he gets upset and attracts a group of monsters?Isn't that game over.It can't go on like this, absolutely not.

After finally thinking about it, Mo Yi made up his mind to teach Zhulong a lesson, but he was a little speechless looking at the scene in front of him.

Who will tell him why Zhulong is lying on top of him?Usually it's fine, after all, he always appeared in the shape of a beast at that time.But now he is in human form, hey, what's more, he is half naked now, and——why is he taking Lao Tzu's clothes off!Still touching!Touch your sister!

"Cough cough, that, Zhu Yi, if you are so dissatisfied, I can take you to a place to vent it out, well, I'm a man, maybe, cough cough, what, hahaha, can't satisfy you " Mo Yi really thought that Zhulong was dissatisfied with his desires, and thinking about it, he hadn't touched a woman for many years, so it was understandable.However, I can't be hungry, I admit that I look pretty good, but I'm a man after all.

Hearing this, Zhulong finally raised his head that was working on Mo Yi, and the too hot and explicit gaze made Mo Yi even more rigid.

And Zhulong was just wondering if this human being made a mistake.

"You are just my food. Don't forget, human beings, you have no right to refuse." You should feel honored to be favored by this monster. There is this treatment.

"Huh? Stop joking, I'm a man! I don't have that function!" Mo Yi was really a little angry, yes, he was just food, what happened to the food, even if I was your food, I was still a normal human being , a normal man, who the hell is going to be fucked, get out!

"Human, you caused this fire yourself."

I didn't do anything well!Did I touch you or kiss you!

white light flashed—

Wait—wait a minute—touch—no, no, I was just worried at the time, it's over, I, I really touched, I touched everything that wasn't left.

No, if you still react after being touched by a man, this is obviously your problem, okay?I'm dissatisfied with my desires, I can take all men and women... I can take all men and women...Is this me going to be late for the festival...

"Cough, um, why don't you get up first? You see, I'm just food. You and food are like this, isn't this detrimental to your majesty as a demon?" Mo Yi pushed Zhulong while talking, and I was already You have degraded yourself to such an extent, Master Zhulong, please let the little one go, please.

I don't know if Mo Yi's words played a role, he really got up from Mo Yi.

Mo Yi roared silently, Damn, this is so fucking hurtful!Is my father so unbearable!

Phew—calm down, I want to be calm, and don't care about this kind of stupidity who didn't try.

From the corner of his eyes, he secretly stared at Zhulong, and with this stare, Mo Yi's little self-esteem was shattered again.Looking at his half-naked body, and then at the wheat-colored body of Zhulong Yaozun, he couldn't move it at first glance. No matter how he looked at himself, he looked like a chicken, and he really couldn't compare with him!

Although I don't want to compare, but people always like to make petty scumbags. Mo Yi considers himself an ordinary person, so he must not fall into the cliché-continue to compare carefully.

Well, I still need to exercise. Look at his figure, he is called a man.It's decided, I have to go to the gym in the future, and when it's summer vacation, I have to find a good place to bask in the sun.Well, the others are pretty much the same.

Mo Yi, who had secretly made a plan, noticed something was wrong.

???

What's wrong with him, why is he staring at me again!

"Is something wrong?"

"Ah."

What a blunt answer, Mo Yi really doesn't like him, why is he so frank, why can't he be more tactful, watching so much TV is for nothing!Do you know the ways of the world?

Don't you know that every time you say something, I want to hit the wall!But not only can I not hit the wall, but I have to satisfy you. Is he born to be a slave? Isn't this too bloody.

"Let's talk." Such a helpless, aggrieved tone, it's a pity that Yaozun Zhulong didn't hear it, and even if he did, he should just ignore it.

Zhulong didn't speak, but told Mo Yi what he said with actions.Naturally, he climbed up again, ignoring the suddenly rounded eyes of the person below him, pressing on the other person, and his hands became restless.

Mo Yi wanted to punch someone when Zhulong came up to him, of course that was all he wanted to do. He just wanted to resist and push him a little bit, but the thing on his stomach made him stop instantly.

Fuck, are you so dissatisfied with your desires?Put away your hot thing for me, Nima, I don’t want you to play with people like this, my great immortal, my ancestor!

With a body that was too stiff to move, Mo Yi's uncontrollable Cosmos erupted as he watched the other person's face getting closer and closer, the breathing in his ears getting thicker and thicker, and the claws on his body that were getting more and more excessive.

Mo Yi exerted all his breastfeeding strength and at the same time used all the courage of the rest of his life, bent his legs fiercely, and then—swipe—kicked Zhulong's lifeblood...

Mo Yi said weakly that he really didn't want to, he actually just wanted to hit the opponent's stomach, but Zhulong just lifted his body, and then moved a little—and—then bumped into So I really can't blame myself for this!

"Well--"

"Uh-uh-I-I just wanted to move-move, no-not-so-deliberate." Mo Yi regretted a little, he was really scared now, but he didn't deny that there was still a little bit in his heart. Silk chuckled.But to be honest, I really really really don't want to be someone who dies on the bed! ! !

After Zhulong was kicked hard by that leg, he didn't say anything, and went straight to action, with one hand ruthlessly pinching the neck of the human below him, his ruthless eyes made the person below him start to tremble uncontrollably.

He knew very well that as long as he exerted a little more force, this human's neck would be broken.

He didn't know where this human being had the courage to kick himself.Just move?It takes so much strength to move?

"If you don't want to die, don't do stupid things." The cold voice made Mo Yi tremble again and again, God, don't be like this, I am very innocent, okay?

But Zhulong doesn't care whether the other party is innocent or not, he only knows that his desire has been aroused, and there is something to vent in front of him.Monster beasts never wrong themselves, and in their eyes, sexual desire is gender-neutral.

Mo Yi's mind has turned into a mess now, he doesn't know how it became like this, he was fine when he came back, why did it suddenly happen like this.Don't be kidding, miss Lao Tzu?I fuck you sir!What Lao Tzu loves is a woman, and if he gets fucked by a man, what the hell.

The more Mo Yi thought about it, the more disgusting he felt. Being inserted into the ass by a man is really not a fucking human thing.Anyway, my life has been in danger since I met him. It's not the same if I die sooner or later. Anyway, I will die in his hands, tsk.

Now that he has figured it out, Mo Yi doesn't care who he is, anyway, if he wants to fuck me, there is no way!

He punched Zhulong, and while the opponent was stunned, Mo Yi turned over and sat on Zhulong, and continued to punch.Mo Yi never thought about running away, let alone killing the other party, he was very clear about how much he weighed.If he wanted to kill himself, it would be as simple as crushing an ant to death. If this is the case, then I will beat him up!Beat hard!I can't beat you, but I'll be more happy if I punch you.

Mo Yi doesn't want to think about anything now, he just wants to beat this guy hard, what's the matter, he's going to die like a man!A punch is heavier than a punch, and a punch is faster than a punch, and they all land on the faces of the people under him.

Zhulong thought that human beings would lie down peacefully, but it seemed that he was wrong again. Not only did he not lie down obediently, he even punched him.For a moment, the Lengshen Zhulong actually made Mo Yi earn a few more punches, but Zhulong would not let him go.Grabbing one in each hand, imprisoned the opponent's hands.

Mo Yi saw that he couldn't move his hands, so he didn't feel surprised, it was fine.

After Zhulong saw that the human being was imprisoned by himself, he didn't feel any fear at all, and he didn't even panic, but——he bumped his head directly.

pain pain pain—

This is the common feeling of the two of them, but even though the pain was so painful that he wanted to faint, Mo Yi still gritted his teeth and prepared to hit again.When Zhulong saw this situation, he instantly released his coercive pressure, and it was released against Mo Yi, and at the same time began to drain Mo Yi's spiritual power.

In fact, when Zhulong and Mo Yi were together, they never released coercion on him, and they never used the forbidden spell. The life and death curse can instantly take away the other party's life and strength, but the other party's spiritual consciousness will not disappear. It's rushing into your own mind, merging with yourself.

Even Yan Yan doesn't know this. Many people in the monsters are very strange about this forbidden spell. They can directly take away the opponent's life and strength without hurting themselves. Such a good way to gain strength, why do the elders I have been telling my descendants that this curse must never be used.

Of course, there must be some people who cannot resist the temptation, and the result is a community of spiritual consciousness. In the eyes of others, this person is just talking nonsense all day long, so everyone will think that this person is crazy.Since then, no one has dared to use it.

Just like now, Zhulong just emptied Mo Yi's spiritual power, but didn't take his life, because it was very troublesome.

Zhulong looked at the human being who lost his strength and fell on him in an instant, and his desire went down. He didn't understand why he tolerated this human being again and again. Even now, he didn't want this human being to die.

Zhulong threw the human on the bed, and gave Mo Yi a little bit of spiritual power, really just a little bit, enough to save his life.

Opening the window, Zhulong's figure disappeared immediately.

Little Fatty, who was working hard in the yard, had heard the movement in the house long ago, but he never dared to go up and look.It wasn't until Zhulong's figure disappeared into the sky that Xiao Pangdun slipped into Mo Yi's room, opened the door carefully, and saw the owner on the bed.

The little fat pier only took one look at Mo Yi and quickly left the room.

Well, what's going on here, the master is in a very dangerous situation now, and there is only one life-saving spiritual power left, I have to find Suzaku quickly, otherwise, the master will never see the master again, woo woo woo...

Little Fatty didn't understand, since he hadn't come to speak to his master in a hurry since he woke up, why did his master become like this.He remembered that he was fine when the master came back, right?ah!Great Immortal Candle Dragon!It must be the Great Immortal Candle Dragon!It's over, it's over, Great Immortal Suzaku, where are you, woo woo woo—Master, Xiaozhi can't find Master Suzaku.

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Dear friends, please forgive my laziness. It is too difficult to sum up what I want to summarize. In fact, I don’t want to divide chapters at all--,