Hairball Office
Chapter 29 Hairballs
"Senior?"
"You should know the death and life curse, and your elders should have told you that the death and life curse should not be used unless it is a last resort."
The facts are indeed the same as what the old ear mouse said, now in every clan, the elders will warn the next generation that the life and death curse cannot be used, Yan Yan nodded after thinking about it.
"Do you know why it can't be used?"
"It is said that you will go crazy after using it--
Hey--
Yan Yan's words were interrupted by the old ear mouse's long sigh, and Yan Yan stopped talking. She knew that things were definitely not as simple as being crazy, so she waited for the old ear mouse's answer.
Old Earmouse randomly found a place beside the bed, sat down, then took out a pipe from nowhere, and started smoking.The corners of Yan Yan's eyes twitched, why didn't she hear that this old man still has this hobby.
The old ear mouse took a few puffs and exhaled a few puffs of smoke, and his thoughts seemed to drift to the past with the cloud of smoke.It seems to be talking to Yan Yan, but it seems to be talking to himself.
At that time, you little guys were not born yet.
It's very different from now, there are fighting everywhere, the strong prey on the weak, and every monster is carefully surviving, maybe in the blink of an eye, you have lost your breath.
There are countless crazy monsters. The Death and Life Curse was also researched at that time. No one knows who made this spell. Everyone only knows that during that time, a certain monster suddenly became stronger, and The end result was almost the same, they all died of madness and self-mutilation.
There is only one special case, I think you must have heard of this, it is a pair of lovers, it can be regarded as a joke to have such sincere feelings in that era.
Who would care about that kind of thing that is tied, no one wants it, so the couple was bullied at the time, and the monster you know has a strong sexual desire, and it doesn't care about gender.In the end, one of the lovers was tortured half to death by other monsters, and the other used the life and death curse in order to save the other's life.
Fortunately, both of them survived, and both became stronger than before. The most important thing is that they are not crazy.
Do you know why, the death and life curse was considered a forbidden curse in the past, but it is not necessarily a forbidden curse now, at least it will not be a forbidden curse for those monsters living among humans.
In addition to taking away the life of the other party, the death and life curse can also provide life to the other party, but the premise must be that you are voluntary, and you are willing to share your life with that person.
In that chaotic era, feelings were regarded as a joke, not to mention sharing life.The reason why those people go crazy is because they killed the side that sucked their vitality. However, the most ingenious part of the spell is that his animal pill and spiritual consciousness will not disappear, but will drill into the body with the passage of vitality. the opponent's body.
So there are two strands of spiritual consciousness fighting for one body, and the final result is of course a loss for both sides. The result of incompatible animal cores is death, nothing else.
After taking a few more puffs of cigarettes, the old ear mouse seemed to have experienced something again.
"I've said so much, you should know what I mean."
After hearing so much, Yanyan also has guesses. According to what the old ear mouse said, Zhulong probably didn't want Xiao Moyi to occupy his body, but Xiao Moyi didn't have any pills, this...
"Senior, but one of them is a human and the other is a monster."
Yan Yan really doesn't understand, there is no comparison between a human monster and two monsters.
"This monster did not absorb the vitality of this human being, but only absorbed the spiritual energy in his body."
Seeing the monsters and humans lying on the bed, Old Ear Mouse frowned. There has never been such a precedent of humans and monsters, and this may be the first.
"Little Suzaku, the point is to share life, to share voluntarily."
Well, these words are so clear, Yanyan is a fool if he doesn't understand, that is to say, as long as Zhulong is willing to share, then Xiaomo will be fine, right? Oh, my god, Zhulong will Yes, I feel that the whole world is bad.
However, now the big rock in Yan Yan's heart is finally let go, it's good that it's okay, isn't it?
"They're fine, but this monster, he shouldn't be in this world, he shouldn't be here."
Yan Yan was taken aback. Could it be that the old ear mouse recognized Zhulong? It's not impossible.
"He shouldn't have appeared, and what he will bring is a disaster that none of us can bear."
Yan Yan can now be sure that the old ear mouse must have recognized the candle dragon, otherwise she would not be so sure, but she still does not understand that it is a fact that the candle dragon does not belong to the world, but from the old ear mouse's words, he always feels that Things are not as simple as she thought.
Yan Yan wanted to ask Old Ear Mouse what it meant, but Old Ear Mouse didn't give him a chance to ask.
"Little Suzaku, take it. I can give it to them after tonight. If there is no accident, they will wake up tomorrow. My medicine can only save their lives. It is best if they both respond normally. If one of them If you’re stupid, then it’s up to you to choose.”
The old ear mouse took another sip. This kind of situation has never been seen before. Even if it happened, no one would come to ask for help.
"My medicine has another effect besides life-saving. It suppresses perception and makes the person who takes the medicine become no different from an ordinary monster within a certain period of time. The shortest is half an hour, and the longest is half a day. Therefore, the combat effectiveness will plummet. You'd better Do a good job of protection."
Yan Yan sat on the edge of the bed and looked at the two people who were still in a daze, almost wanting to hit the wall.Before the old guy left, he left a sentence. His medicine was only used on monsters, so the effect on humans is unknown.
Depend on!Isn't this cheating!
Sighing, rubbing his head, he called the old man downstairs to come up.
"Mo Dahang, change shift, give them both of these medicines after 12 o'clock." After Yan Yan finished speaking, he quickly created an extremely complicated barrier, and then——turned into a small Suzaku, and got into the In the arms of the old man, he fell asleep directly.
Yan Yan is quite at ease about their safety, and almost none of them who can break through the limit of Zhulong's blood restriction has awakened, or is not in this world.
.. ......
Countless little question marks and ellipsis circulated in the old man's head for a few weeks, and then the old man got angry!Why always him!Father, I don't want to guard the door!
The silent accusation, the little Suzaku who was asleep would definitely not be able to feel it, let alone the two stunned people on the bed, the old man could only blame himself.
Poor thing, there is no one to talk to, alas.The sighing old man thought of another poor character at the moment of emotion, that is our tragic little fat pier.Only then did the old man realize that the little fat pier had disappeared for a day. Could it be that he was off to do other things?Maybe.
If the old man knew the truth, maybe he would be angry with Yan Yan, but he would also be happy to watch the door.
By the way, what happened to Little Fatty?
What a "miserable" word!Why--
After the old ear mouse went back, he picked up the little chubby and threw it directly into the previous medicine jar.The Earmouse family is a drug addict. Now that there is such a weed-resistant little guy, the old Earmouse has long been so excited that he doesn't know where to go.
As soon as he went back, he opened his fingers decisively and started it directly. As for the little white monkey, he really couldn't bear to let the toy he just got spoiled like this, so he poured a lot of big tonics into Xiaopangdun, anyway, it was all kinds of enhancements. Physique enhances XX resistance or something.
But he didn't know that his drugging behavior greatly prolongs the time that Little Fatty was tortured. Anyway, it's not bad, so isn't it fun!
So, many years later, a guinea pig that is invulnerable to all kinds of magic and has strong resistance to various spells just appeared. Hey, it's not easy, it's really tears if you say too much.
At the same time that Xiaopangdun's tragic fate befell Mo Yizhulong and fell into a coma, monsters and human forces all rushed towards them one by one.Because Zhulong absorbed Mo Yi's spiritual energy before, the spiritual energy of Zhulong doubled in an instant. Although he was still far from his peak, it was extremely powerful for ordinary monsters, and even more so for humans.
Everyone didn't know when this powerful monster appeared, and everyone was afraid of it.Of course, apart from those guys who are afraid of this spiritual power, there is another group of guys.Well, those are the old and small antiques of Candle Dragon back then.
Although according to their perception, Zhulong's aura was not weak enough to fit between the teeth, but that trace of familiar perverted aura would not be deceiving.
So while those two idiots were still in a coma, the outside world had already started to turn upside down.
Humans, especially the Twelve Wings Legion, are in a hurry now. They were so anxious that they were about to explode because one of the candle dragon formations was broken. Now it's all right, it completely exploded. What the hell is going on? Situation.
The few old men sitting right in front of the meeting just wanted to go directly to Mo Yi's side at this moment, so they were too good at adding to the chaos. Of course, they actually took action, but they didn't go there themselves.
"The East is indeed a place with a long history, so it's so hidden." Old man, it's up to you what to do now, don't bother to find you, you just wait for the mess, hum.
"Alec, what you said is wrong. Our east is nowhere near as good as your west. Every time the speed is always faster than ours." Old man, can you control it? Why, being abused by Cain It's not enough, believe it or not, I will stimulate the old man again, hum.
"Hehe, Mr. Qi really knows how to joke."
"Hehe, each other."
The rest of the little old men didn't care about the insinuation of the two bosses, and went about what they should do. Anyway, they have been used to the way of getting along with these two people for nearly a hundred years.So, let's be subordinates, let's continue to drink tea and talk about family affairs.
the same in another corner of the east
"Old Shi, you are most familiar with Mo Lao, do you know what happened this time?"
"To tell you the truth, Shi really doesn't know this time, but I guess - this incident may have something to do with his grandson. I can't think of anything else that could make him ignore our meeting except for his spoiled grandson. .”
"An old man, what do you think of this incident?"
Ye Lao stroked his long gray beard, and narrowed his small eyes that were shining all the time.
Shi Lao continued to pick up the pipe, and continued to play with two small stones with his left hand.
Seeing this scene, Mr. Ye is not angry, it happens every time!Every time the four major families have a meeting, these old guys have such an attitude that it has nothing to do with them. I am really fed up!Taking a deep breath, Elder Ye was extremely thankful at the moment. Fortunately, that dead Mo Dahang didn't come, otherwise he would really have to increase the dose of heart disease medicine.
The other people standing behind the four elders seemed to be used to this situation as well.
After playing with the beard for a long time, Mr. An finally uttered a syllable——Mmm, Mr. Ye felt his brows twitch. Could he say that he didn't want to hear what An Shiming said next at all.
"Shi Hengfeng, this pipe of yours is pretty good, where did you get it." Ye Lao clenched his hands silently, he knew that this guy must not have anything good to say!Compared to Ye Lao's slander, Shi Lao is much calmer.
"Sent by grandson."
And then there's silence... silence... silence...
In the end, everyone got up and left after Ye Yue and Ye Lao gave a sound to end the meeting. Ye Yue couldn't understand, couldn't this group of guys be decent?After all, they are also the four major families, what does this look like.Ye Yue really felt that one day he would lose his braids due to aggravated heart disease.
In addition to these relatively decent organizations, there are many other organizations in the human race that have also taken a look.Like the Wolf Gang, the biggest gang buried deepest in the black market, which the police uncles can't catch, and the Kappa G5, a biological research institute that reveals a neurotic temperament throughout.
These are the reactions from the human side, but on the opposite side, the monster side also caused quite a commotion.Not to mention the frightened little guys running around, the elders of all ethnic groups squatted in their secret rooms to chat.In addition, there are still signs of a few seals being breached. Helplessly, those who were sealed are basically Zhulong's old acquaintances, so they all wanted to come out for a walk when they were stimulated by Zhulong. Strolled.
So, poor Twelve Wings, so busy.
The author has something to say:
(Cute Little Theater)
——Woooo, my Shaoai, my pharmacist, woooo
-you like him?
——Well, my second life, woo woo
—I always thought you liked that Yuren
--Um?why
— because every time you see his eyes turn green
——You know what a fool, I only got green when I saw him and Shaoai together!
(Please forgive my infinite resentment towards Thunderbolt BJ--, Sensen feels that the future Mengmengda theater will become my Thunderbolt YY theater--, how to break it-,-)
"You should know the death and life curse, and your elders should have told you that the death and life curse should not be used unless it is a last resort."
The facts are indeed the same as what the old ear mouse said, now in every clan, the elders will warn the next generation that the life and death curse cannot be used, Yan Yan nodded after thinking about it.
"Do you know why it can't be used?"
"It is said that you will go crazy after using it--
Hey--
Yan Yan's words were interrupted by the old ear mouse's long sigh, and Yan Yan stopped talking. She knew that things were definitely not as simple as being crazy, so she waited for the old ear mouse's answer.
Old Earmouse randomly found a place beside the bed, sat down, then took out a pipe from nowhere, and started smoking.The corners of Yan Yan's eyes twitched, why didn't she hear that this old man still has this hobby.
The old ear mouse took a few puffs and exhaled a few puffs of smoke, and his thoughts seemed to drift to the past with the cloud of smoke.It seems to be talking to Yan Yan, but it seems to be talking to himself.
At that time, you little guys were not born yet.
It's very different from now, there are fighting everywhere, the strong prey on the weak, and every monster is carefully surviving, maybe in the blink of an eye, you have lost your breath.
There are countless crazy monsters. The Death and Life Curse was also researched at that time. No one knows who made this spell. Everyone only knows that during that time, a certain monster suddenly became stronger, and The end result was almost the same, they all died of madness and self-mutilation.
There is only one special case, I think you must have heard of this, it is a pair of lovers, it can be regarded as a joke to have such sincere feelings in that era.
Who would care about that kind of thing that is tied, no one wants it, so the couple was bullied at the time, and the monster you know has a strong sexual desire, and it doesn't care about gender.In the end, one of the lovers was tortured half to death by other monsters, and the other used the life and death curse in order to save the other's life.
Fortunately, both of them survived, and both became stronger than before. The most important thing is that they are not crazy.
Do you know why, the death and life curse was considered a forbidden curse in the past, but it is not necessarily a forbidden curse now, at least it will not be a forbidden curse for those monsters living among humans.
In addition to taking away the life of the other party, the death and life curse can also provide life to the other party, but the premise must be that you are voluntary, and you are willing to share your life with that person.
In that chaotic era, feelings were regarded as a joke, not to mention sharing life.The reason why those people go crazy is because they killed the side that sucked their vitality. However, the most ingenious part of the spell is that his animal pill and spiritual consciousness will not disappear, but will drill into the body with the passage of vitality. the opponent's body.
So there are two strands of spiritual consciousness fighting for one body, and the final result is of course a loss for both sides. The result of incompatible animal cores is death, nothing else.
After taking a few more puffs of cigarettes, the old ear mouse seemed to have experienced something again.
"I've said so much, you should know what I mean."
After hearing so much, Yanyan also has guesses. According to what the old ear mouse said, Zhulong probably didn't want Xiao Moyi to occupy his body, but Xiao Moyi didn't have any pills, this...
"Senior, but one of them is a human and the other is a monster."
Yan Yan really doesn't understand, there is no comparison between a human monster and two monsters.
"This monster did not absorb the vitality of this human being, but only absorbed the spiritual energy in his body."
Seeing the monsters and humans lying on the bed, Old Ear Mouse frowned. There has never been such a precedent of humans and monsters, and this may be the first.
"Little Suzaku, the point is to share life, to share voluntarily."
Well, these words are so clear, Yanyan is a fool if he doesn't understand, that is to say, as long as Zhulong is willing to share, then Xiaomo will be fine, right? Oh, my god, Zhulong will Yes, I feel that the whole world is bad.
However, now the big rock in Yan Yan's heart is finally let go, it's good that it's okay, isn't it?
"They're fine, but this monster, he shouldn't be in this world, he shouldn't be here."
Yan Yan was taken aback. Could it be that the old ear mouse recognized Zhulong? It's not impossible.
"He shouldn't have appeared, and what he will bring is a disaster that none of us can bear."
Yan Yan can now be sure that the old ear mouse must have recognized the candle dragon, otherwise she would not be so sure, but she still does not understand that it is a fact that the candle dragon does not belong to the world, but from the old ear mouse's words, he always feels that Things are not as simple as she thought.
Yan Yan wanted to ask Old Ear Mouse what it meant, but Old Ear Mouse didn't give him a chance to ask.
"Little Suzaku, take it. I can give it to them after tonight. If there is no accident, they will wake up tomorrow. My medicine can only save their lives. It is best if they both respond normally. If one of them If you’re stupid, then it’s up to you to choose.”
The old ear mouse took another sip. This kind of situation has never been seen before. Even if it happened, no one would come to ask for help.
"My medicine has another effect besides life-saving. It suppresses perception and makes the person who takes the medicine become no different from an ordinary monster within a certain period of time. The shortest is half an hour, and the longest is half a day. Therefore, the combat effectiveness will plummet. You'd better Do a good job of protection."
Yan Yan sat on the edge of the bed and looked at the two people who were still in a daze, almost wanting to hit the wall.Before the old guy left, he left a sentence. His medicine was only used on monsters, so the effect on humans is unknown.
Depend on!Isn't this cheating!
Sighing, rubbing his head, he called the old man downstairs to come up.
"Mo Dahang, change shift, give them both of these medicines after 12 o'clock." After Yan Yan finished speaking, he quickly created an extremely complicated barrier, and then——turned into a small Suzaku, and got into the In the arms of the old man, he fell asleep directly.
Yan Yan is quite at ease about their safety, and almost none of them who can break through the limit of Zhulong's blood restriction has awakened, or is not in this world.
.. ......
Countless little question marks and ellipsis circulated in the old man's head for a few weeks, and then the old man got angry!Why always him!Father, I don't want to guard the door!
The silent accusation, the little Suzaku who was asleep would definitely not be able to feel it, let alone the two stunned people on the bed, the old man could only blame himself.
Poor thing, there is no one to talk to, alas.The sighing old man thought of another poor character at the moment of emotion, that is our tragic little fat pier.Only then did the old man realize that the little fat pier had disappeared for a day. Could it be that he was off to do other things?Maybe.
If the old man knew the truth, maybe he would be angry with Yan Yan, but he would also be happy to watch the door.
By the way, what happened to Little Fatty?
What a "miserable" word!Why--
After the old ear mouse went back, he picked up the little chubby and threw it directly into the previous medicine jar.The Earmouse family is a drug addict. Now that there is such a weed-resistant little guy, the old Earmouse has long been so excited that he doesn't know where to go.
As soon as he went back, he opened his fingers decisively and started it directly. As for the little white monkey, he really couldn't bear to let the toy he just got spoiled like this, so he poured a lot of big tonics into Xiaopangdun, anyway, it was all kinds of enhancements. Physique enhances XX resistance or something.
But he didn't know that his drugging behavior greatly prolongs the time that Little Fatty was tortured. Anyway, it's not bad, so isn't it fun!
So, many years later, a guinea pig that is invulnerable to all kinds of magic and has strong resistance to various spells just appeared. Hey, it's not easy, it's really tears if you say too much.
At the same time that Xiaopangdun's tragic fate befell Mo Yizhulong and fell into a coma, monsters and human forces all rushed towards them one by one.Because Zhulong absorbed Mo Yi's spiritual energy before, the spiritual energy of Zhulong doubled in an instant. Although he was still far from his peak, it was extremely powerful for ordinary monsters, and even more so for humans.
Everyone didn't know when this powerful monster appeared, and everyone was afraid of it.Of course, apart from those guys who are afraid of this spiritual power, there is another group of guys.Well, those are the old and small antiques of Candle Dragon back then.
Although according to their perception, Zhulong's aura was not weak enough to fit between the teeth, but that trace of familiar perverted aura would not be deceiving.
So while those two idiots were still in a coma, the outside world had already started to turn upside down.
Humans, especially the Twelve Wings Legion, are in a hurry now. They were so anxious that they were about to explode because one of the candle dragon formations was broken. Now it's all right, it completely exploded. What the hell is going on? Situation.
The few old men sitting right in front of the meeting just wanted to go directly to Mo Yi's side at this moment, so they were too good at adding to the chaos. Of course, they actually took action, but they didn't go there themselves.
"The East is indeed a place with a long history, so it's so hidden." Old man, it's up to you what to do now, don't bother to find you, you just wait for the mess, hum.
"Alec, what you said is wrong. Our east is nowhere near as good as your west. Every time the speed is always faster than ours." Old man, can you control it? Why, being abused by Cain It's not enough, believe it or not, I will stimulate the old man again, hum.
"Hehe, Mr. Qi really knows how to joke."
"Hehe, each other."
The rest of the little old men didn't care about the insinuation of the two bosses, and went about what they should do. Anyway, they have been used to the way of getting along with these two people for nearly a hundred years.So, let's be subordinates, let's continue to drink tea and talk about family affairs.
the same in another corner of the east
"Old Shi, you are most familiar with Mo Lao, do you know what happened this time?"
"To tell you the truth, Shi really doesn't know this time, but I guess - this incident may have something to do with his grandson. I can't think of anything else that could make him ignore our meeting except for his spoiled grandson. .”
"An old man, what do you think of this incident?"
Ye Lao stroked his long gray beard, and narrowed his small eyes that were shining all the time.
Shi Lao continued to pick up the pipe, and continued to play with two small stones with his left hand.
Seeing this scene, Mr. Ye is not angry, it happens every time!Every time the four major families have a meeting, these old guys have such an attitude that it has nothing to do with them. I am really fed up!Taking a deep breath, Elder Ye was extremely thankful at the moment. Fortunately, that dead Mo Dahang didn't come, otherwise he would really have to increase the dose of heart disease medicine.
The other people standing behind the four elders seemed to be used to this situation as well.
After playing with the beard for a long time, Mr. An finally uttered a syllable——Mmm, Mr. Ye felt his brows twitch. Could he say that he didn't want to hear what An Shiming said next at all.
"Shi Hengfeng, this pipe of yours is pretty good, where did you get it." Ye Lao clenched his hands silently, he knew that this guy must not have anything good to say!Compared to Ye Lao's slander, Shi Lao is much calmer.
"Sent by grandson."
And then there's silence... silence... silence...
In the end, everyone got up and left after Ye Yue and Ye Lao gave a sound to end the meeting. Ye Yue couldn't understand, couldn't this group of guys be decent?After all, they are also the four major families, what does this look like.Ye Yue really felt that one day he would lose his braids due to aggravated heart disease.
In addition to these relatively decent organizations, there are many other organizations in the human race that have also taken a look.Like the Wolf Gang, the biggest gang buried deepest in the black market, which the police uncles can't catch, and the Kappa G5, a biological research institute that reveals a neurotic temperament throughout.
These are the reactions from the human side, but on the opposite side, the monster side also caused quite a commotion.Not to mention the frightened little guys running around, the elders of all ethnic groups squatted in their secret rooms to chat.In addition, there are still signs of a few seals being breached. Helplessly, those who were sealed are basically Zhulong's old acquaintances, so they all wanted to come out for a walk when they were stimulated by Zhulong. Strolled.
So, poor Twelve Wings, so busy.
The author has something to say:
(Cute Little Theater)
——Woooo, my Shaoai, my pharmacist, woooo
-you like him?
——Well, my second life, woo woo
—I always thought you liked that Yuren
--Um?why
— because every time you see his eyes turn green
——You know what a fool, I only got green when I saw him and Shaoai together!
(Please forgive my infinite resentment towards Thunderbolt BJ--, Sensen feels that the future Mengmengda theater will become my Thunderbolt YY theater--, how to break it-,-)
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