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about extinction

Since the world was at peace, sometimes Mo Yi would go to Zhulong's lair to nest for a few days when he was bored. This holiday, Mo Yi was picked up by Zhulong and ran back to the demon world as usual.

And the monster beasts who got the news gathered around the monster master's lair again as a matter of course, and squatted down!

A large group of Candle Dragon worshipers, Jiyou, etc., have been squatting for several days. Until now, they have not seen the Yaozun himself, only seeing the little lady planting mushrooms non-stop.

The little madam has been setting up formations with that guinea pig for several days, and the gossip souls of the monsters have also begun to come alive when they are bored.

For example--

"Has a guinea pig with such strong human breath been raised at home?" Well, the monsters all thought that Mo Yi was a guinea pig, because the Xiao Zhi who was with him belonged to the guinea pig family. Of course, this is not the main reason, but those who array.

Mo Yi, who was not far away, naturally heard their thoughts.

"Lao Tzu is a native human being, not of the same kind as him."

The monsters were startled, and then the thoughts in their hearts burst out.

"Human beings who can set up the ancient god formation! This—how is this possible!"

For this, Mo Yi cast a blank stare at them in contempt.

"Why, human beings have a very strong learning ability, okay?"

The eyes of all the monsters looking at the distance, in their heads - human beings are indeed terrible creatures... It is obvious that more than one person has this idea

In this regard, the monster came to a conclusion - to learn from humans, steal more skills, make more money, and embrace more thighs, so that we will not become extinct!

About the Masquerade

Four years of university have passed in a blink of an eye. Before graduation, Shangxuan School followed the footsteps of the times and held a graduation party. The students jokingly called it a masquerade party.

Of course there is a reason for everyone to say this. Based on the fact that the children of Shangxuan have more personalities, and their thinking is different from normal people, they are what the world often calls "wonderful". Therefore, in order to live up to this reputation, the students of Shangxuan, Every dance party is held like a collective COS.

It is unavoidable to bring outsiders to a graduation party like this, and Mo Yi really knows so many people, so the number of people he brought is more than doubled. Of course, this is not the point, the point is that he The people brought here are all eye-catching, as bright as tens of thousands of watts of light bulbs.

Seeing such a fierce battle, the classmates couldn't help but let out a sigh of amazement.then--

"This classmate, which beauty are you pretending to be, can you take a photo together?"

The person being asked naturally didn't know what the classmate was asking, and it was Mo Yi who came to answer the question.

"Ahem, this one is Xi Shi, here are the top ten beauties in ancient my country."

Mo Yi looked at the students who were stunned again, and thought it would be better to explain to them by himself.

"First of all, this one is wearing a dark red robe and a golden belt. She has a very majestic aura at first glance, doesn't she, and she also has a regal demeanor. Needless to say, this is the only female emperor in China— —Wu Zetian!"

Zhulong glanced sideways at Mo Yi, but said nothing, but the majestic look in his eyes made others dare not take pictures.

The next one, Qiongqi, is naturally Zhao Feiyan. Who made him the most "magnificent"? I don't know why Sanzuwu was given the name of Concubine Yu. Pixiu and the others, although not tortured by Mo Yi, are still tormented by their own partners.

But Pixiu is the calmest one. Originally, he has a pretty face and weak writing, so he is very familiar with pretending to be a weak woman.

Jiuying probably had the most fun, pretending to be a man generously once, and eating enough of Wu Shuiyue's tofu.

As for Mo Yi, he played the role of a monk. Others were a little surprised when they saw it. His Zhulong was Wu Zetian, so why did he pretend to be a monk himself?

Regarding this, Mo Yi bitterly complained, "Isn't Wu Zetian's first favored guy Feng Xiaobao? That guy is a half-way monk!"

Hearing this, everyone couldn't help turning their heads and holding back their laughter, poor Mo Yi, you just can't escape being crushed.

About Valentine's Chocolate

Before you know it, Valentine's Day is here, and a handmade chocolate workshop called Black Sweetheart has recently opened near Shangxuan University.

When this Valentine's Day comes, Black Sweetheart also offers a series of special offers for couples, the most popular of which is the humanoid version of chocolate, these coughs have to be booked many days in advance.

On the day before Valentine's Day, everyone lined up to get the chocolates they ordered and waited to give them away.

There is no problem in the process of taking chocolate, and there is no problem in giving it away, but when opening——

"Zhulong, this gift for you, look, my simulated version of chocolate, it's very cute."

The corners of Zhulong's eyes twitched, one nose and two eyes, how is it different from others, what are your characteristics?Can't see it at all, okay?

Don't say anything else, just walk away and run to the shop of the black sweetheart.

"Why does Moyi's humanoid chocolate look nothing like it!"

"Hey, Master Yaozun, you have to know that there are too many orders, and we are all rushing to work, so it is inevitable that we will make mistakes."

"Redo it for me, and it will be delivered immediately within 12 hours. Money is not a problem."

"OK."

Naturally, the Zhulong family is not the only one that has the same problem.

"Damn, I ordered a three-legged crow, you just give me a bird, what do you mean!"

"Black sweetheart, I ordered Ying Long, why did you give me a long strip! You cut corners and materials like this, what are you thinking!"

"Black sweetheart, you provoked my killing intent."

Qiongqi: "Hey, Feng Xiaotian, what is this black mess of yours?"

Chi Ruoxing: "I think this should probably be Taotie."

I am sorry for your loss

about translation

On this day, Qiongqi, who had just finished studying with Mo Yi, returned to his lair. Looking at Sanzuwu's golden hair, he couldn't help but think of the foreign language Mo Yi spoke today, and asked, "Sanzuwu, what would you say?" English?"

The three-legged Wu old god didn't move his head, and replied, "Yes."

Qiongqi became interested, "Tell me a few words and see."

Three-legged crow has always been responsive to Qiongqi's request, and this time it was naturally the same, so he was very obedient and skipped a few words in English.

"Oh, myladygaga."

"What do you mean?"

"My god."

"Uh, can you speak Japanese?"

"Huh, Baga Yalu, Yay Butterfly."

"What do you mean?"

"Master, fuck you to death!"

Qiongqi was stunned, and decided not to ask Sanzu Wu any more foreign languages.

The author has something to say:

So far, Xiaosheng’s first article is over, and there is still a lot of room for improvement. I am ready to ponder about the new pit bird~~~~ Little angels who read the article silently, see you in the future~