A husky from the end of the world

In July 2013, the Animal Paranormal Association was established.The four members are the president Husky, the vice president Alaska, the logistics Samoyed, and the Zhinao crispy noodles.

At this moment, the four of them are gathering together for a meeting.

"All the materials are here. If you have any questions, you can talk freely and study together." Wan Qi printed out the materials in four copies and distributed them to the other party one by one.

Liu Xiahui looked around and said, "Should we rent a decent office?"

The temporary place for their current meeting is the typhoon shelter at the entrance of the block for 29 yuan. There are noisy people around, and the grandparents gather together.

"I still owe the bank [-] yuan. Do you have any money?" Wan Qi, the former president of Binggli Group, looked at the other three.

Xiaobai, the youngest son of the president of the Bai Group and the rich second generation, said: "Our company's bonus is settled every year. My current monthly salary is [-]. If it wasn't for the relief from my family... I wouldn't be able to survive in S City!"

Both parents work in high-level positions at the bank. Gun Gun, a wealthy family, said: "I only have a hundred in my wallet now. Is this considered money?"

The three put their last hope on Liu Xiahui.

Liu Xiahui said: "Now I finally understand why God gave us golden fingers... Probably because he wants us poor guys to win at the starting line."

Three people: "..."

"Let's get down to business, let's take a look at the information first..." Wan Qi put on his gold-rimmed glasses and said solemnly: "Whether our Animal Paranormal Association can become famous in one fell swoop and recruit new members depends on the current case. You'd better score 120 points." The spirit of going all out!"

"Understood!" The other three shouted in unison.

Liu Xiahui, who has the first-hand information, said: "I have never met this client, and I am describing everything written in the information from a more objective perspective... First of all, the client is a lady. She should be between 35 and 40 years old, with a southern accent. During the call, she was always emotional. You can read all the conversations I had with her, so I won’t repeat them one by one here... This commission The only thing that made me feel strange in the case was that the other party thought of her dead husband as a slug... Do you know what a slug is?"

Wan Qi pondered: "As a post-[-]s generation, I have to say that I am very familiar with slugs... But after so many years of studying in a modern society and increasing awareness of environmental protection, I really want to know what it looks like." I can't get up."

Xiaobai said: "As the name suggests, a slug must be a kind of worm. According to the snot prefixed with it, we can imagine that it should be a relatively sticky worm, mostly in the form of a white worm... The above are all my guesses, I think If you want to know the correct answer, you can consult Du Niang."

Gun Gun, who was turning on his mobile phone to ask Du Niang for consultation, enlarged the picture and explained: "The situation is roughly the same as what Xiaobai said. The common name of slug is "XX", which is transformed from a snail..."

Liu Xiahui interrupted: "What is XX?"

Gun Gun patiently said: "XX is two very complicated fonts, because it will not affect our conversation this time, so I will briefly describe it..."

"Actually, you are illiterate, right?" Liu Xiahui said mercilessly.As the vice president, he naturally hopes that his subordinates can develop morally, intellectually, physically, aesthetically and in an all-round way.

Gun Gun shrugged and handed him the phone: "If you really want to compete like this, then I can only trouble you to explain..."

Liu Xiahui poked his head over to take a look, and found that he didn't know these two words either.

"It really is XX. I'm sorry. I misunderstood the above. These two words really don't affect our topic. Please continue." He returned the phone to the other party.

After a moment of rolling pause, he continued: "...the slugs are evolved from snails. They are soft and often appear in relatively humid areas... They will go out at night and rainy nights, and they are especially active in the current high temperature and high humidity season. I like it. eat plants, and are pests of agriculture."

Wan Qi pondered: "If you analyze the information obtained from Baidu Encyclopedia...could it be possible that the client is a lady who doesn't like cleanliness? Otherwise, in terms of the current urban structure of City S, slugs are considered cherished animals, right?"

Xiaobai nodded and said, "Actually, you only need to buy a dehumidifier to eradicate slugs. I don't think the problem is that big."

Gun Gun said: "That's right, I think it's better to go to her house to clean up, what do you think?"

Liu Xiahui suddenly had a subtle thought of regretting joining this organization. He never expected that their IQ would be as high as his own, but it was as low as it is now...he didn't expect it.Could it be that the brains of mutated animals inadvertently affect the IQ of humans?

He silently kept this possibility in his mind.

"Sorry, I have to express my opinion here. First, judging from the remuneration the client is willing to pay, she is not short of money, and can even be said to be quite rich. Second, her troubles come from the fact that she put her own Husband wants to become a slug... Let me interview Gun Gun on the spot, what would you do if your lover turned into a slug?"

Gun Gun imagined the appearance of the male god turned into a slug, and couldn't help but say in disgust: "Oil~~"

"That's right, that's the reaction. People will feel disgusted. I believe that this lady must have found other ways to solve her psychological problems, but obviously it didn't work. Until the end, when she was in the middle of the evening newspaper, it was like a fingernail. After she found my ad in the corner, she called my hotline...I wrote all of what happened afterwards in the information.”

Wan Qi said: "You've said a lot, but it feels like it's all nonsense...you can just say what you think."

Liu Xiahui said: "To put it simply, all of our current thoughts are just guesswork, and we can only make a judgment after meeting with the client."

Xiaobai immediately said in hindsight: "Actually, I wanted to say the same thing earlier..."

Gon Gun said: "It's basically the same idea as mine, so which one of us will contact the other party first?"

Liu Xiahui looked at Wan Qi.

Wan Qi said: "Okay, as the president, I still need to step in at critical moments...Call me, and I'll call her right now."

After the call was made, Wan Qi made a hissing gesture to the three of them.

"Hello? Hello, are you Miss Wang?"

"Who's there?" A woman's hoarse voice just woke up came from the other end of the phone.

"If you have anything to do here, please call me. If you have nothing to do, you can call me to help you. Telephone Service Co., Ltd., you have called us for help before. After reading your information, all our staff found that your current The situation is very serious, and even caused great harm to your mental state, so we decided to meet with you, what do you think?"

"...You are right, if this matter is not resolved, I will go crazy..." The woman sobbed and said, "I have time for a few days...but because I am not feeling well, I may need you to come to my house for service ..."

After getting the other party's address, Wan Qi said: "We're all free recently, it's better to hit the sun if we choose a date, how about we come over today?"

"Okay, I'll wait for you at home."

After hanging up the phone, Wan Qi made a LetsGo gesture to the three of them.

Liu Xiahui asked the waiter to come over and pay the bill.

Wan Qi said: "I'll treat everyone to a meal when the first deal is done. Today I'm not welcome, you guys come first..."

Xiaobai said: "I knew I brought a transportation card when I came out with you today, so...hehehehe."

Gun Gun said: "Although I'm the fattest here, but I'm young, I won't argue with you about paying the bill, which needs to show off your masculinity..."

Liu Xiahui silently took out 200 yuan from his wallet and said, "Let the waiter issue an invoice, and the company will reimburse the account next month."

Wan Qi: "..."

Members of the Animal Supernatural Association are indeed not fuel-efficient lamps!

****

After the four of them transferred to two subways and two buses, they finally arrived at the door of the client, Ms. Wang.

The salesperson Xiaobai said: "Such a remote community... I guess this is the only house in S City that is less than [-] yuan per square meter..."

Rolling Road: "It's four o'clock in the afternoon, are you sure there is still a bus when we leave?"

Liu Xiahui said: "Looking at the layout of one elevator and one household, it is estimated that even if someone calls for help in the room, they will not be heard upstairs."

Wan Qi knocked on the door.

The door was opened by a tall, fair-skinned woman with long hair and shawls.She looked at the four of them warily.

"We are helping you with Telephone Service Co., Ltd., here is my business card." Wan Qi handed the other party a business card through the gap in the door.

After looking at it repeatedly, the woman finally opened the hidden button behind the door and said, "Sorry, I live alone, so I will be more careful when facing strangers. Come in and sit down..."

The four of them walked in and found that the room was very damp, and there was a musty smell in the south-facing living room.

Miss Wang took out four bottles of drinks from the refrigerator, and she said: "I'm sorry to trouble you to come to the door, I originally wanted to meet you outside, but my health is not particularly good recently, so..."

Wan Qi said: "We understand. By the way, let me introduce to you that the three next to me are my colleagues." He pointed to Liu Xiahui and said, "This is Comrade Xiao Liu who answered your call."

"Hello." Miss Wang said politely.

Liu Xiahui nodded.

"Before we talk about things, is it convenient to take a tour of your room? Some details may not be noticed by you..." Wan Qi walked to the glass closet and asked wonderingly: "This...is it formalin?"

Ms. Wang was taken aback, and replied: "I graduated from medical school, so I have these containers at home, but they are just some animal organs I used in my early experiments. Although I don't work as a doctor now, every time I see them I can always recall something from the past…”

Liu Xiahui glanced at Wan Qi.

Wan Qi understood: "It turns out that it is like this. Now you can explain the cause of the matter in detail... You were too emotional during the last call, so we didn't have a clear understanding of your situation."

"Don't worry, why don't you have some drinks first, it's quite hot outside today..." Ms. Wang smiled.

The greedy Xiaobai opened the can after saying thank you.

A plume of blue smoke suddenly came out of the mouth of the drink.

Xiaobai smelled Miss Chao Wang and said, "Is it too long in the refrigerator? Why is there still smoke in it?"

After finishing speaking, he fainted on the ground.

Wan Qi didn't need to look to know that something was wrong.He said angrily: "Miss Wang, we kindly came here to help you. What do you mean by that? You must know that in modern society, using a drink to stun someone will result in criminal responsibility!"

Next to him, Gun Gun began to pinch the little white man desperately.

Liu Xiahui silently walked aside and pushed the door, only to find that it was locked with a password.

Ms. Wang laughed out loud, her whole body refreshed, sweeping away the sluggish state in front of her.

"Since I called all four of you here... I never thought of letting you go. Is it normal for a few people to disappear in such a big city S? Just by looking at your poor appearance, you can tell that you came from other places to work. Seeing A Coke will brighten your eyes, give up struggling, don’t worry, I will eat you to the bone!”

The three sane people glanced at each other, exercising their special skills to exchange ideas with their eyes.

Gun Gun: As the intelligence brain of the association, I will leave it to you to go up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire.

Liu Xiahui: President, come on.

Wan Qi: Damn, let me go, right? Do you still remember what the first article of our association handbook is?

Gungun and Liu Xiahui: Unity is strength!

Wan Qi: Then what are you waiting for, let’s go together!

The three looked at Miss Wang.

Miss Wang who was standing in front of them disappeared, replaced by a huge slug.

The three of them immediately said in unison: "Oil~~~"

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