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Chapter 77 Brain hole
◎The president's name is Chu Tianba!It's outrageous! ◎
[At this time, the sun is shining golden, and the majestic president Chu Tianba is standing on the top of a 3-story building, looking down at all living beings...]
"Stop, stop, stop!"
According to the plot, the actor Xiao Lin played by Lin Zhou is playing the president Chu Tianba, standing in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows set up in the studio, holding a red wine glass, looking out of the window with contemptuous eyes.
But the narration was readable, and Xiao Lin immediately stopped it.
"Director, this is outrageous. A 3-story building, let's not talk about whether it can be built so high. If it really has to be this high, I'm afraid I might be hypoxic!" Xiao Lin, the actor played by Lin Zhou, quickly complained.
At this time, the camera turned and turned to Zhang Laihe. That's right, Zhang Laihe actually acted as the director this time, playing with Lin Zhou.
"Change, change, the screenwriter, changed it!" Zhang Laihe waved his hand, and just said a word.
Later, the screenwriter came up with a new stack of papers, "Here, change this."
"Okay, continue again, start."
As the screenwriter submitted a new script, the camera started shooting again.
[At this time, the sun is shining, Chu Tianba is standing on the first floor, looking down at all living beings...]
"Good guy, it's okay to live on the first floor. Is there anything to look down on on the first floor? Do you look down on ants?"
In the play within the play, Lin Zhou's inner narrator was crazily complaining.
But the drama continues.
[Suddenly, there was a hasty knock on the door, the president was about to open the door, but the door was knocked down directly, and the president was crushed under the door...]
"No, is this thing reasonable for him? In the river!" The inner complaint was still roaring.
The key is how he plays this thing!
Lin Zhou looked at the director innocently.
As soon as the camera turned, the director called the screenwriter again.
The screenwriter took out a stack of papers again.
Good guy, this movement is becoming more and more proficient!
[I saw the president make a wrong step, move, dodge, and dodge the fallen door...]
Lin Zhou OS: "I didn't even think that the direction you changed would be so strange, hey!"
[I saw that the person who came was the president's Gao Zhu, who looked at the president's steps in astonishment, couldn't help being deeply fascinated, gave a thumbs up, and shouted "President is awesome!"]
Lin Zhou OS: "You knocked down my door in such a hurry, are you now just to flatter yourself? The filming is still so untechnical."
Lin Zhou's expression at this time was timely and strange, with an indescribable aggrieved and uncomfortable feeling.
Wouldn't he feel uncomfortable if he kept such a big point of nonsense in his heart and didn't complain?
But the plot assumes that he is a newcomer to acting, and the two previous protests have already annoyed the director, and he will also look at his face. Naturally, he can't complain at this time, so he can only OS in his heart.
Not to mention, although it was just an opening scene, Lin Zhou was able to let go of the burden of being an idol and perform such a natural comedy effect. Zhang Laihe and everyone watching couldn't help but want to laugh all the time.
["What's up?"]
["President is bad, new intern, broke your favorite water glass."]
Lin Zhou OS: "You knocked down the door of my fucking house, and you actually came here just to tell me about it, you must be sick!"
But what is even more sick is his character, at this moment he suddenly became furious, shouted "What?", then quickly left the room and walked outside.
"Card! Change scene."
The filming of the scene in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows and going out was over. After the characters in Lin Zhou's play stopped acting, they went to the director and screenwriter to listen to the next scene.
At this time, the heroine of the play also appeared. In fact, she just found a classmate who studied acting in school.
There are not many scenes, but this female classmate doesn't have any idol burden, after all, the next scene is outrageous enough.
"Okay, let's act like this, all departments pay attention, let's start."
Zhang Laihe said loudly, and then the camera turned to Lin Zhou, who saw Lin Zhou striding into the new setting office, and the heroine was lying on the ground, with her hand stretched out towards the glass that fell on the ground. It seemed that she was still at the moment when she wanted to catch the cup, as if time had stopped.
And the people next to them all opened their mouths in surprise.
Lin Zhou OS: "Good guy, if the main character Chu Tian is not coming, it's why these people can't move."
["What happened?"]
["Ah, the president is really sorry, I didn't mean to."]
With the arrival of the male lead, everyone seemed to be awake, and began to move one by one. At this time, the female lead staggered up and approached the male lead, wanting to bow and apologize.
In the end, he accidentally stepped on the water stains on the ground, and a flop... This flop was really fake, with his arms open, his facial features widened, and his expressions and limbs were extremely praiseworthy.
Lin Zhou has already started complaining in his heart.
And the next plot should be Lin Zhou reaching out to hug the heroine, and then unfolding the Mary Su plot, falling in love at first sight, followed by the classic line: "Woman, you have attracted my attention."
["Card!"]
As a result, who would have thought that the director would actually yell a card while the heroine was falling, and Lin Zhou almost stretched out his hand, but he froze in the middle of the road, and then with a "baji", the heroine successfully 'landed' .
["Director, why are you shouting!"] At this time, the person who asked the director was not Lin Zhou, but the heroine.
["This kind of plot is too old-fashioned, and the audience is tired of watching it. Screenwriter, I will give a new version."] As soon as Zhang Laihe's words came out, another screenwriter appeared again and gave a new stack of papers. .
The movement is smooth, natural and fast, in one go.
There was no hesitation or pause at all, and the acting was called a neat one.
["Come on, shoot again according to the new one, start!"] With the director's voice again, the play within the play is staged again.
I saw the hostess rushing towards the president again, but the president frowned, feeling that the hostess was lying on the ground just now, and now she was rushing towards him again, becoming obsessed with cleanliness, and once again performed wrong steps, shifted positions, and dodged.
It's also thanks to Lin Zhou's dancing skills, otherwise, he might not be able to perform this small walk, after all, the requirements for flexibility are too high.
But what I never expected was that the heroine, an actress, is also amazing, no matter how Lin Zhou moves, she can always rush towards the target again.
I hide.
I chase.
Good guy, these two are playing here, is the eagle catching the chicken?
["Xiaolin don't move, let her pounce on you, the screenwriter has a new idea."] With the director's voice-over, Lin Zhou paused.
At this time, the heroine also threw herself on Lin Zhou, but instead of hugging Lin Zhou, she touched Lin Zhou's abdominal muscles with her palm.
At this time, the voice of the narrator sounded again: [Ah!Is this the legendary president's 184-pack abs?So strong, so good. ]
["Wait!"] This narration Lin Zhou couldn't take it anymore.
Why is it legendary, and it’s still 184 yuan. Is he a corn cob?Who TM has 184 pack abs!
["Director, you're being ridiculous!"] Lin Zhou pulled the heroine's hand away, then let the heroine fall to the ground in a daze, and ran straight to argue with the director.
The screenwriter on the side also joined in the quarrel, and the scene suddenly became chaotic.
At this moment, Zhang Laihe yelled, "Cut! OK, this one is over, everyone has worked hard, rest!"
At this point, the play within the play is considered over.
After stopping, Lin Zhou returned to the classmate who played the heroine, and asked softly, "Are you okay! Did you fall?"
It's normal for Lin Zhou to ask such a question, after all, the two of them just acted opposite each other, so it's normal to be polite and caring.
"Oh, it's okay, thank you!" The female classmate was not pretentious, patted the clothes on her body, and responded with a smile.
Seeing her ignoring, Lin Zhou didn't live any longer, smiled, and turned to read the next script.
But the female classmate, after seeing Lin Zhou walk away, couldn't help but blushed, ahh, Lin Zhou, I actually touched Lin Zhou's abdominal muscles just now!Ahhh!So excited and happy!
It seems that this female classmate is a fan of Lin Zhou, but as a professional actor, she must not show it out of her composure, she must restrain herself and hide it in her heart.
But there is one thing to say, don't look at Lin Zhou's thin appearance, but he is indeed a real material!
Although she simply put her hands on Lin Zhou's stomach, she didn't dare to touch it hard, and she was separated by a layer of suit, but after all, she had the inertia of falling, and she was really serious about these abdominal muscles Got it.
Now she is very fortunate that when other students are yearning for big productions or idol dramas with heroines, she took over the filming of this low-budget sitcom. Otherwise, where would she feel her abs!
No, she didn't come here just to touch her abs, and she didn't know that Lin Zhou was also on the set at the beginning. She just liked comedy at first, and then she wanted to try her luck.
Unexpectedly, it actually happened to be lucky.
In the following time, the entire crew was filming in an orderly manner.
After all, it is a small cost, and it is still a sitcom. All the shooting is basically done in the studio, and the shooting efficiency is simply not too high.
In this day alone, two episodes were filmed.
The first episode is about reversing the president, which basically reverses all kinds of strange stalks of presidents on the market, and unexpectedly uses various more brain-opening methods to reverse them to achieve a comic effect.
Although it was a bit too nonsensical, Lin Zhou only felt that the addition of his own complaints behind it only supported the nonsensical point. This kind of integration is quite magical.
Just one thing to say, after Lin Zhou finished filming, he still couldn't help complaining. The brains of this group of screenwriters are really too big. Originally, their scripts didn't fly so fast, but when they arrived at the scene and played it on the spot, in the past Based on the original script, simply don't fly too far.
In the end, the play within a play played by Lin Zhou just turned into an alien flying away, which is outrageous, who knows how it evolved to such a point in the middle!
However, this flying brain hole did not stop after the first episode was filmed, but intensified. In the end, Lin Zhou didn't even know what he was acting.
Lin Zhou's original acting situation was to empathize with the role and empathize with the role to achieve the desired effect, but this time, he was completely unable to act.
Who the hell can be an alien, who the hell can be a dancing zombie who insists on dancing Egyptian hands...
There is also Xianjun who has a bad brain and is about to jump into reincarnation at every turn. That scene is simply a true interpretation of the sentence of rushing to reincarnate.
Compared with the characters in the dramas he played later, Lin Zhou felt that it was normal for the CEO who was always suffering from stomach problems to die.
The filming these days has been so busy that Lin Zhou will soon be unable to act.
Fortunately, after the filming here was almost finished, director Yue's suspense drama started filming, and he finally had the opportunity to play a more normal role.
Even though it's a supporting role that doesn't have many roles, it's better than playing someone who isn't alone!
/want to cry without tears.jpg
[At this time, the sun is shining golden, and the majestic president Chu Tianba is standing on the top of a 3-story building, looking down at all living beings...]
"Stop, stop, stop!"
According to the plot, the actor Xiao Lin played by Lin Zhou is playing the president Chu Tianba, standing in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows set up in the studio, holding a red wine glass, looking out of the window with contemptuous eyes.
But the narration was readable, and Xiao Lin immediately stopped it.
"Director, this is outrageous. A 3-story building, let's not talk about whether it can be built so high. If it really has to be this high, I'm afraid I might be hypoxic!" Xiao Lin, the actor played by Lin Zhou, quickly complained.
At this time, the camera turned and turned to Zhang Laihe. That's right, Zhang Laihe actually acted as the director this time, playing with Lin Zhou.
"Change, change, the screenwriter, changed it!" Zhang Laihe waved his hand, and just said a word.
Later, the screenwriter came up with a new stack of papers, "Here, change this."
"Okay, continue again, start."
As the screenwriter submitted a new script, the camera started shooting again.
[At this time, the sun is shining, Chu Tianba is standing on the first floor, looking down at all living beings...]
"Good guy, it's okay to live on the first floor. Is there anything to look down on on the first floor? Do you look down on ants?"
In the play within the play, Lin Zhou's inner narrator was crazily complaining.
But the drama continues.
[Suddenly, there was a hasty knock on the door, the president was about to open the door, but the door was knocked down directly, and the president was crushed under the door...]
"No, is this thing reasonable for him? In the river!" The inner complaint was still roaring.
The key is how he plays this thing!
Lin Zhou looked at the director innocently.
As soon as the camera turned, the director called the screenwriter again.
The screenwriter took out a stack of papers again.
Good guy, this movement is becoming more and more proficient!
[I saw the president make a wrong step, move, dodge, and dodge the fallen door...]
Lin Zhou OS: "I didn't even think that the direction you changed would be so strange, hey!"
[I saw that the person who came was the president's Gao Zhu, who looked at the president's steps in astonishment, couldn't help being deeply fascinated, gave a thumbs up, and shouted "President is awesome!"]
Lin Zhou OS: "You knocked down my door in such a hurry, are you now just to flatter yourself? The filming is still so untechnical."
Lin Zhou's expression at this time was timely and strange, with an indescribable aggrieved and uncomfortable feeling.
Wouldn't he feel uncomfortable if he kept such a big point of nonsense in his heart and didn't complain?
But the plot assumes that he is a newcomer to acting, and the two previous protests have already annoyed the director, and he will also look at his face. Naturally, he can't complain at this time, so he can only OS in his heart.
Not to mention, although it was just an opening scene, Lin Zhou was able to let go of the burden of being an idol and perform such a natural comedy effect. Zhang Laihe and everyone watching couldn't help but want to laugh all the time.
["What's up?"]
["President is bad, new intern, broke your favorite water glass."]
Lin Zhou OS: "You knocked down the door of my fucking house, and you actually came here just to tell me about it, you must be sick!"
But what is even more sick is his character, at this moment he suddenly became furious, shouted "What?", then quickly left the room and walked outside.
"Card! Change scene."
The filming of the scene in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows and going out was over. After the characters in Lin Zhou's play stopped acting, they went to the director and screenwriter to listen to the next scene.
At this time, the heroine of the play also appeared. In fact, she just found a classmate who studied acting in school.
There are not many scenes, but this female classmate doesn't have any idol burden, after all, the next scene is outrageous enough.
"Okay, let's act like this, all departments pay attention, let's start."
Zhang Laihe said loudly, and then the camera turned to Lin Zhou, who saw Lin Zhou striding into the new setting office, and the heroine was lying on the ground, with her hand stretched out towards the glass that fell on the ground. It seemed that she was still at the moment when she wanted to catch the cup, as if time had stopped.
And the people next to them all opened their mouths in surprise.
Lin Zhou OS: "Good guy, if the main character Chu Tian is not coming, it's why these people can't move."
["What happened?"]
["Ah, the president is really sorry, I didn't mean to."]
With the arrival of the male lead, everyone seemed to be awake, and began to move one by one. At this time, the female lead staggered up and approached the male lead, wanting to bow and apologize.
In the end, he accidentally stepped on the water stains on the ground, and a flop... This flop was really fake, with his arms open, his facial features widened, and his expressions and limbs were extremely praiseworthy.
Lin Zhou has already started complaining in his heart.
And the next plot should be Lin Zhou reaching out to hug the heroine, and then unfolding the Mary Su plot, falling in love at first sight, followed by the classic line: "Woman, you have attracted my attention."
["Card!"]
As a result, who would have thought that the director would actually yell a card while the heroine was falling, and Lin Zhou almost stretched out his hand, but he froze in the middle of the road, and then with a "baji", the heroine successfully 'landed' .
["Director, why are you shouting!"] At this time, the person who asked the director was not Lin Zhou, but the heroine.
["This kind of plot is too old-fashioned, and the audience is tired of watching it. Screenwriter, I will give a new version."] As soon as Zhang Laihe's words came out, another screenwriter appeared again and gave a new stack of papers. .
The movement is smooth, natural and fast, in one go.
There was no hesitation or pause at all, and the acting was called a neat one.
["Come on, shoot again according to the new one, start!"] With the director's voice again, the play within the play is staged again.
I saw the hostess rushing towards the president again, but the president frowned, feeling that the hostess was lying on the ground just now, and now she was rushing towards him again, becoming obsessed with cleanliness, and once again performed wrong steps, shifted positions, and dodged.
It's also thanks to Lin Zhou's dancing skills, otherwise, he might not be able to perform this small walk, after all, the requirements for flexibility are too high.
But what I never expected was that the heroine, an actress, is also amazing, no matter how Lin Zhou moves, she can always rush towards the target again.
I hide.
I chase.
Good guy, these two are playing here, is the eagle catching the chicken?
["Xiaolin don't move, let her pounce on you, the screenwriter has a new idea."] With the director's voice-over, Lin Zhou paused.
At this time, the heroine also threw herself on Lin Zhou, but instead of hugging Lin Zhou, she touched Lin Zhou's abdominal muscles with her palm.
At this time, the voice of the narrator sounded again: [Ah!Is this the legendary president's 184-pack abs?So strong, so good. ]
["Wait!"] This narration Lin Zhou couldn't take it anymore.
Why is it legendary, and it’s still 184 yuan. Is he a corn cob?Who TM has 184 pack abs!
["Director, you're being ridiculous!"] Lin Zhou pulled the heroine's hand away, then let the heroine fall to the ground in a daze, and ran straight to argue with the director.
The screenwriter on the side also joined in the quarrel, and the scene suddenly became chaotic.
At this moment, Zhang Laihe yelled, "Cut! OK, this one is over, everyone has worked hard, rest!"
At this point, the play within the play is considered over.
After stopping, Lin Zhou returned to the classmate who played the heroine, and asked softly, "Are you okay! Did you fall?"
It's normal for Lin Zhou to ask such a question, after all, the two of them just acted opposite each other, so it's normal to be polite and caring.
"Oh, it's okay, thank you!" The female classmate was not pretentious, patted the clothes on her body, and responded with a smile.
Seeing her ignoring, Lin Zhou didn't live any longer, smiled, and turned to read the next script.
But the female classmate, after seeing Lin Zhou walk away, couldn't help but blushed, ahh, Lin Zhou, I actually touched Lin Zhou's abdominal muscles just now!Ahhh!So excited and happy!
It seems that this female classmate is a fan of Lin Zhou, but as a professional actor, she must not show it out of her composure, she must restrain herself and hide it in her heart.
But there is one thing to say, don't look at Lin Zhou's thin appearance, but he is indeed a real material!
Although she simply put her hands on Lin Zhou's stomach, she didn't dare to touch it hard, and she was separated by a layer of suit, but after all, she had the inertia of falling, and she was really serious about these abdominal muscles Got it.
Now she is very fortunate that when other students are yearning for big productions or idol dramas with heroines, she took over the filming of this low-budget sitcom. Otherwise, where would she feel her abs!
No, she didn't come here just to touch her abs, and she didn't know that Lin Zhou was also on the set at the beginning. She just liked comedy at first, and then she wanted to try her luck.
Unexpectedly, it actually happened to be lucky.
In the following time, the entire crew was filming in an orderly manner.
After all, it is a small cost, and it is still a sitcom. All the shooting is basically done in the studio, and the shooting efficiency is simply not too high.
In this day alone, two episodes were filmed.
The first episode is about reversing the president, which basically reverses all kinds of strange stalks of presidents on the market, and unexpectedly uses various more brain-opening methods to reverse them to achieve a comic effect.
Although it was a bit too nonsensical, Lin Zhou only felt that the addition of his own complaints behind it only supported the nonsensical point. This kind of integration is quite magical.
Just one thing to say, after Lin Zhou finished filming, he still couldn't help complaining. The brains of this group of screenwriters are really too big. Originally, their scripts didn't fly so fast, but when they arrived at the scene and played it on the spot, in the past Based on the original script, simply don't fly too far.
In the end, the play within a play played by Lin Zhou just turned into an alien flying away, which is outrageous, who knows how it evolved to such a point in the middle!
However, this flying brain hole did not stop after the first episode was filmed, but intensified. In the end, Lin Zhou didn't even know what he was acting.
Lin Zhou's original acting situation was to empathize with the role and empathize with the role to achieve the desired effect, but this time, he was completely unable to act.
Who the hell can be an alien, who the hell can be a dancing zombie who insists on dancing Egyptian hands...
There is also Xianjun who has a bad brain and is about to jump into reincarnation at every turn. That scene is simply a true interpretation of the sentence of rushing to reincarnate.
Compared with the characters in the dramas he played later, Lin Zhou felt that it was normal for the CEO who was always suffering from stomach problems to die.
The filming these days has been so busy that Lin Zhou will soon be unable to act.
Fortunately, after the filming here was almost finished, director Yue's suspense drama started filming, and he finally had the opportunity to play a more normal role.
Even though it's a supporting role that doesn't have many roles, it's better than playing someone who isn't alone!
/want to cry without tears.jpg
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