Tang Daxia wrote a thousand original novels
Chapter 043 The Black History I Wrote
A'Du wanted to find a perfect husband for Liang Wan.
Then the first thing he did was spread rumors.
In the rumor, he vividly described a false story.
It was said that Liang Wan was not close to men because he had witnessed the death of his beloved.In order to get out of the sadness, he tried his best to save many beautiful men in the world, so that these people would not be in a desperate situation, and they would not lose hope in human nature.
But in the process of saving people, Liang Wan himself gradually came out of the shadows.
So, now he feels lonely in his heart, full of spring, and wants to find a lifelong partner.
The partner should preferably be a man.
And if it is a handsome man.
As long as he can find it, he doesn't mind retiring from the world, nor does he mind teaching his partner his knowledge of martial arts.
If you put this kind of story that is fake on hearing it on others, no one will understand it.
But this is Liang Wan.
Liang Wan, who is as beautiful as a fairy mother, is as gentle as the sea, a chivalrous man, and a master of lightness skills!
So people really came one after another.
The first wave is mainly for testing.
They were all crooked and shabby, not to mention poor in character, and they were all beaten away by A'Du.
In the second wave, some sincere people came.
Some sons of rich and noble families admire Liang Wan's beauty and temperament, and there are slightly normal warriors who admire Liang Wan's character and want to learn lightness kung fu skills from Liang Wan.
But not perfect.
Each has its shortcomings.
A'Du sent them away one by one.
The means of dismissal include: pretending to be robbers and robbing those noble sons, driving back the guards and forcing them to leave, and wearing black clothes to intimidate the warriors who came here because of their reputation, pointing them all with acupuncture points, picking them up. They took off their clothes, humiliated and scolded them, and threatened them to quit!
From A'Du's point of view, how could a truly perfect and perfect husband leave after being frightened by such a blow?
You should go forward bravely without fear of hardships and dangers, and win Liang Wan's heart!
His thoughts were very good, but when he made a move and showed his sword skills, even if everyone didn't know it was him, they all knew that there was a very powerful master guarding Liang Wan's side.
This tough bone seems to be about to become a life-threatening bone.
How can this be eaten?
A'Du couldn't help feeling sad.
Fortunately, Liang Wan has been wandering around Fengzhou for the past few days. He seems to be helping Miracle Doctor Luo to collect medicinal materials, so he will not leave for a short time. Even if he knows that A'Du is making trouble and spreading rumors behind his back, he just laughs it off , not counted.
This tolerant, even conniving attitude only made A'Du feel annoyed.
So he became more determined to revenge.
He must find a perfect husband to gnaw Liang Wan's hard bone.
He didn't believe that Liang Wan was really a Bodhisattva.
Even if he is really a kind-hearted Bodhisattva, he would have to smash this ten thousand-foot golden body with one sword and smash it with one hand, so that he would have a thousand desires and feel all kinds of love!
He didn't want to violate this Bodhisattva.
He wanted this bodhisattva to invade him!
[Xiao Chang couldn't hide his shock, and said with emotion: "This... this guy... is really..."
Liu Qixing just looked puzzled, and said rather dissatisfied: "How did such a self-indulgent and willful person acquire such powerful swordsmanship!?"
I know what he wants to say, he has never been close to color in his life, nor indulged himself, just a little proud, but his swordsmanship is not as good as A'Du, so he can't be angry.
Qiu Lianzheng only took a sip of tea, and continued: "This kid, he wants to turn Liang Wan into a kindred spirit."
I nodded: "Then you guess, did he succeed?"
"I don't know about that." Qiu Lianzheng shook his head, "But Liang Wan seems to have been missing for a few months, is it because of this that he..."]
On this day, A'Du was waiting in a tavern.
This tavern is called "Qidaowen".
It is said that there are seven kinds of wine energy, every time there is a wave of wine energy, there will be more heat on the body, until the end of the heat, everyone has to open up a little bit, chatting and laughing with strangers, not only warming the whole body, but also warming the heart, So it is called "Qidaowen".
This tavern is actually small and dilapidated.
But it is not only for wine, but also for tea and food, and for news exchanges.
Therefore, guests who come from south to north always come to this "Qidaowen" to have a cup of tea and wine, drink it to warm up, and listen to the news by the way.
A'Du was in a corner of the tavern observing the passing crowd.
He didn't want to attract attention, he just wanted to observe others, so he put a beard on his face, wore a felt hat, didn't take a bath for a few days, it was oily and smelly, and he really looked like a nondescript middle-aged man , how can anyone recognize this—this is Zhao Xijing, who used to pick lotus with a sword and was so glamorous?
Anyway, A'Du just sat down and began to observe people.
Some people are deer-headed and mouse-eyed, which is not a good thing at first glance.
Some people have wretched faces, and they can hold back bad ideas just by looking at them.
There are also people who are ordinary, and there is really nothing special about them.
All these people are not worthy of Liang Wan.
He must find Liang Wan the best, best, and most manly man in the world!
【Qiu Lianzheng was silent for a moment: "Why is he like an old nanny in the palace... Is this trying to choose a concubine for Liang Wan?"
I choked with a pop, and almost choked on the cake.
He didn't mock me anymore, but he was really good at stabbing A'Du. 】
But today there was an accident.
A very handsome and upright man walked into the tavern.
He has a sword hanging from his left waist.
The sword is as long as a mountain snake.
On the right waist is a knife,
The knife is as wide and thick as the full moon.
A sword is a good sword.
A knife is a good knife.
People seem to be handsome too.
This person seems to be proficient in swordsmanship at the same time.
What's even more strange is that when he sat down, regardless of the knife or sword, he only held out a few books, and then picked one of them and read it carefully.
A'Du glanced over, and saw that the titles of the three volumes were "The Story of Izumo", "The Story of Luoxue", and "The Story of Yaotai".
[Xiao Chang looked at me in surprise: "This... these three books weren't written by you when you were young?"
Damn, I mentioned these three books because I thought no one there would know that I wrote them.
How did Xiao Chang know that I wrote it?And he still remembers such a long book?
Qiu Lianzheng also looked at me suspiciously, and Zhong Yanzhen was even more curious: "Hero Tang, is this person really reading your book? What is it about?"
I glared at the big-mouthed Xiao Chang, and was about to explain, but Xiao Chang seemed to know that I had made a mistake, so I said first: "This "Izumo Ji" seems to be about a pair of fathers who are kind and sons filial." story."
Uh... It's about a pair of righteous father and son who do a lot of evil. The foster father treats the foster son very well. As a result, the foster son blackens and imprisons the foster father. Then he XXOOs the foster father and OOXX goes back. Then the foster father also blackens and blackens Turning black and breaking through the prison, he in turn imprisoned the adopted son, and then stabbed the adopted son back and forth, and finally the adopted son escaped again, gathered his men to fight against the foster father, and the two abused each other, imprisoned, raped and penetrated each other, The educational story of the end together.
This is what I wrote to vent my anger when I was young, but it spread unexpectedly, and it was quite popular.It can be seen how hungry and thirsty the ancient people were for this immoral educational culture.
I remember now.
Xiao Chang probably hasn't read these three books.
But when I secretly printed and distributed these books four years ago, he helped to buy hundreds of copies, but he didn't read them after buying them, just to help me.
His summary is actually very good and incisive.
This is a great filial essay about father's kindness and son's filial piety!
As a result, when Zhong Yanzhen heard Xiao Chang's words, he immediately laughed and said, "Since it is a book about filial piety, I must buy it back and show it to my nephew..."
My scalp went numb, and I said with a dry smile, "This...that's unnecessary...that's a nonsense story I wrote when I was young, and I can't mislead my children."
Zhong Yanzhen smiled and said, "Hero Tang is so good at storytelling and reasoning, how could he mislead his disciples? There is no need to be modest."
I... I, I glared at Xiao Chang, but Qiu Lianzheng said indifferently: "Since it's a story about filial piety you wrote when you were young, I'll go back and buy a few hundred copies... let the brothers who are proud of you have a copy." alright."
... You stop it! ! !
If you buy a few hundred copies of my black history, doesn't the whole world know about it? ! !
I took a deep breath and explained: "Xiao Chang really exaggerated. It was a venting work I wrote when I was young. Please don't read it."
Zhong Yanzhen sighed regretfully, and asked curiously: "What about "The Story of Luo Xue" and "The Story of Yaotai"?"
Er... Er... These two books... How should I put it?
I suddenly found it difficult to generalize, and I was about to talk nonsense, but I was speechless, so I immediately jumped out to smooth things over for me and said: "This "The Story of Luo Xue" tells the story of a pair of masters and apprentices who slay demons and defend the way. "The Tale of Yaotai" tells the story of a pair of brothers who support each other and work hard. However, there is nothing special, it is just a very common story, you don't need to read it."
Uh, the previous article was about a pair of evil masters and apprentices. It was about the evil apprentice who woke up late at night and found the evil master bathing in a hot spring. Begonia style master-student education story that overturned the evil master on the spot...
The last one is about a pair of evil brothers. The younger brother and the older brother yearn for each other, so they blacken each other and kill each other's lovers. Then they explore the mysteries of the human body together...
So what is this teaching?
Educate people not to do many evil things.
Xiao Chang hadn't read these two books either. He asked at the time, and I casually mentioned the introduction, but he actually wrote it down.
These are all the yellow texts I printed in a vest four years ago when I was very, very boring!
It's all ethical and memorized in German, written for venting!
It cannot be counted!
Can't represent my normal level!
I bit the bullet and said to these people: "This is what I wrote when I was young and ignorant. They are all strange stories... It is really not worth reading."
As a result, Qiu Lianzheng thought about it.
The curiosity in his eyes seemed to grow stronger.
Like he was genuinely curious about how amazing the story could be. 】
Although A'Du has never read these three books, he probably knows that the contents inside are very curious and unsightly. Now he sees that this man is a man of talent and good looks, but he is reading this book very seriously and intently, and he has a feeling in his heart. doubt.
Could it be that this man is a hypocrite with a righteous appearance but a beast inside?
Or, he is an innocent reader who doesn't know how terrible these three books are, and reads them as ordinary stories?
If it's the former, he should observe carefully.
If it was the latter, he had to think about it, would Liang Wan be interested in saving this person?
He couldn't help but look at the man curiously.
But it caught the man's attention.
He raised his head, only glanced at A'Du, and said, "Do you want to read this story?"
His tone is very light, his face is calm, his words are not heavy, and his speech speed is not fast.
It seems neither humble nor overbearing, neither excessive nor intimate, and has a sense of distance.
A'Du nodded: "Brother, do you know what kind of story this is?"
The man nodded and said seriously: "I know, it was recommended to me by someone else, but before I opened it, I really didn't think of it..."
A'Du smiled, feeling that this is really an honest man who was tricked by others.
In the end, the man said seriously: "I didn't expect this to be such a good story with profound meaning and teaching people to be kind!"
A'Du was so shocked that his hands shook.
He almost tore off the fake beard and dropped it into the wine bowl he hadn't drunk yet! !
The author has something to say:
Double update, depending on the situation, it may be the third update, or it may go to bed directly, everyone should go to bed early XD
Then the first thing he did was spread rumors.
In the rumor, he vividly described a false story.
It was said that Liang Wan was not close to men because he had witnessed the death of his beloved.In order to get out of the sadness, he tried his best to save many beautiful men in the world, so that these people would not be in a desperate situation, and they would not lose hope in human nature.
But in the process of saving people, Liang Wan himself gradually came out of the shadows.
So, now he feels lonely in his heart, full of spring, and wants to find a lifelong partner.
The partner should preferably be a man.
And if it is a handsome man.
As long as he can find it, he doesn't mind retiring from the world, nor does he mind teaching his partner his knowledge of martial arts.
If you put this kind of story that is fake on hearing it on others, no one will understand it.
But this is Liang Wan.
Liang Wan, who is as beautiful as a fairy mother, is as gentle as the sea, a chivalrous man, and a master of lightness skills!
So people really came one after another.
The first wave is mainly for testing.
They were all crooked and shabby, not to mention poor in character, and they were all beaten away by A'Du.
In the second wave, some sincere people came.
Some sons of rich and noble families admire Liang Wan's beauty and temperament, and there are slightly normal warriors who admire Liang Wan's character and want to learn lightness kung fu skills from Liang Wan.
But not perfect.
Each has its shortcomings.
A'Du sent them away one by one.
The means of dismissal include: pretending to be robbers and robbing those noble sons, driving back the guards and forcing them to leave, and wearing black clothes to intimidate the warriors who came here because of their reputation, pointing them all with acupuncture points, picking them up. They took off their clothes, humiliated and scolded them, and threatened them to quit!
From A'Du's point of view, how could a truly perfect and perfect husband leave after being frightened by such a blow?
You should go forward bravely without fear of hardships and dangers, and win Liang Wan's heart!
His thoughts were very good, but when he made a move and showed his sword skills, even if everyone didn't know it was him, they all knew that there was a very powerful master guarding Liang Wan's side.
This tough bone seems to be about to become a life-threatening bone.
How can this be eaten?
A'Du couldn't help feeling sad.
Fortunately, Liang Wan has been wandering around Fengzhou for the past few days. He seems to be helping Miracle Doctor Luo to collect medicinal materials, so he will not leave for a short time. Even if he knows that A'Du is making trouble and spreading rumors behind his back, he just laughs it off , not counted.
This tolerant, even conniving attitude only made A'Du feel annoyed.
So he became more determined to revenge.
He must find a perfect husband to gnaw Liang Wan's hard bone.
He didn't believe that Liang Wan was really a Bodhisattva.
Even if he is really a kind-hearted Bodhisattva, he would have to smash this ten thousand-foot golden body with one sword and smash it with one hand, so that he would have a thousand desires and feel all kinds of love!
He didn't want to violate this Bodhisattva.
He wanted this bodhisattva to invade him!
[Xiao Chang couldn't hide his shock, and said with emotion: "This... this guy... is really..."
Liu Qixing just looked puzzled, and said rather dissatisfied: "How did such a self-indulgent and willful person acquire such powerful swordsmanship!?"
I know what he wants to say, he has never been close to color in his life, nor indulged himself, just a little proud, but his swordsmanship is not as good as A'Du, so he can't be angry.
Qiu Lianzheng only took a sip of tea, and continued: "This kid, he wants to turn Liang Wan into a kindred spirit."
I nodded: "Then you guess, did he succeed?"
"I don't know about that." Qiu Lianzheng shook his head, "But Liang Wan seems to have been missing for a few months, is it because of this that he..."]
On this day, A'Du was waiting in a tavern.
This tavern is called "Qidaowen".
It is said that there are seven kinds of wine energy, every time there is a wave of wine energy, there will be more heat on the body, until the end of the heat, everyone has to open up a little bit, chatting and laughing with strangers, not only warming the whole body, but also warming the heart, So it is called "Qidaowen".
This tavern is actually small and dilapidated.
But it is not only for wine, but also for tea and food, and for news exchanges.
Therefore, guests who come from south to north always come to this "Qidaowen" to have a cup of tea and wine, drink it to warm up, and listen to the news by the way.
A'Du was in a corner of the tavern observing the passing crowd.
He didn't want to attract attention, he just wanted to observe others, so he put a beard on his face, wore a felt hat, didn't take a bath for a few days, it was oily and smelly, and he really looked like a nondescript middle-aged man , how can anyone recognize this—this is Zhao Xijing, who used to pick lotus with a sword and was so glamorous?
Anyway, A'Du just sat down and began to observe people.
Some people are deer-headed and mouse-eyed, which is not a good thing at first glance.
Some people have wretched faces, and they can hold back bad ideas just by looking at them.
There are also people who are ordinary, and there is really nothing special about them.
All these people are not worthy of Liang Wan.
He must find Liang Wan the best, best, and most manly man in the world!
【Qiu Lianzheng was silent for a moment: "Why is he like an old nanny in the palace... Is this trying to choose a concubine for Liang Wan?"
I choked with a pop, and almost choked on the cake.
He didn't mock me anymore, but he was really good at stabbing A'Du. 】
But today there was an accident.
A very handsome and upright man walked into the tavern.
He has a sword hanging from his left waist.
The sword is as long as a mountain snake.
On the right waist is a knife,
The knife is as wide and thick as the full moon.
A sword is a good sword.
A knife is a good knife.
People seem to be handsome too.
This person seems to be proficient in swordsmanship at the same time.
What's even more strange is that when he sat down, regardless of the knife or sword, he only held out a few books, and then picked one of them and read it carefully.
A'Du glanced over, and saw that the titles of the three volumes were "The Story of Izumo", "The Story of Luoxue", and "The Story of Yaotai".
[Xiao Chang looked at me in surprise: "This... these three books weren't written by you when you were young?"
Damn, I mentioned these three books because I thought no one there would know that I wrote them.
How did Xiao Chang know that I wrote it?And he still remembers such a long book?
Qiu Lianzheng also looked at me suspiciously, and Zhong Yanzhen was even more curious: "Hero Tang, is this person really reading your book? What is it about?"
I glared at the big-mouthed Xiao Chang, and was about to explain, but Xiao Chang seemed to know that I had made a mistake, so I said first: "This "Izumo Ji" seems to be about a pair of fathers who are kind and sons filial." story."
Uh... It's about a pair of righteous father and son who do a lot of evil. The foster father treats the foster son very well. As a result, the foster son blackens and imprisons the foster father. Then he XXOOs the foster father and OOXX goes back. Then the foster father also blackens and blackens Turning black and breaking through the prison, he in turn imprisoned the adopted son, and then stabbed the adopted son back and forth, and finally the adopted son escaped again, gathered his men to fight against the foster father, and the two abused each other, imprisoned, raped and penetrated each other, The educational story of the end together.
This is what I wrote to vent my anger when I was young, but it spread unexpectedly, and it was quite popular.It can be seen how hungry and thirsty the ancient people were for this immoral educational culture.
I remember now.
Xiao Chang probably hasn't read these three books.
But when I secretly printed and distributed these books four years ago, he helped to buy hundreds of copies, but he didn't read them after buying them, just to help me.
His summary is actually very good and incisive.
This is a great filial essay about father's kindness and son's filial piety!
As a result, when Zhong Yanzhen heard Xiao Chang's words, he immediately laughed and said, "Since it is a book about filial piety, I must buy it back and show it to my nephew..."
My scalp went numb, and I said with a dry smile, "This...that's unnecessary...that's a nonsense story I wrote when I was young, and I can't mislead my children."
Zhong Yanzhen smiled and said, "Hero Tang is so good at storytelling and reasoning, how could he mislead his disciples? There is no need to be modest."
I... I, I glared at Xiao Chang, but Qiu Lianzheng said indifferently: "Since it's a story about filial piety you wrote when you were young, I'll go back and buy a few hundred copies... let the brothers who are proud of you have a copy." alright."
... You stop it! ! !
If you buy a few hundred copies of my black history, doesn't the whole world know about it? ! !
I took a deep breath and explained: "Xiao Chang really exaggerated. It was a venting work I wrote when I was young. Please don't read it."
Zhong Yanzhen sighed regretfully, and asked curiously: "What about "The Story of Luo Xue" and "The Story of Yaotai"?"
Er... Er... These two books... How should I put it?
I suddenly found it difficult to generalize, and I was about to talk nonsense, but I was speechless, so I immediately jumped out to smooth things over for me and said: "This "The Story of Luo Xue" tells the story of a pair of masters and apprentices who slay demons and defend the way. "The Tale of Yaotai" tells the story of a pair of brothers who support each other and work hard. However, there is nothing special, it is just a very common story, you don't need to read it."
Uh, the previous article was about a pair of evil masters and apprentices. It was about the evil apprentice who woke up late at night and found the evil master bathing in a hot spring. Begonia style master-student education story that overturned the evil master on the spot...
The last one is about a pair of evil brothers. The younger brother and the older brother yearn for each other, so they blacken each other and kill each other's lovers. Then they explore the mysteries of the human body together...
So what is this teaching?
Educate people not to do many evil things.
Xiao Chang hadn't read these two books either. He asked at the time, and I casually mentioned the introduction, but he actually wrote it down.
These are all the yellow texts I printed in a vest four years ago when I was very, very boring!
It's all ethical and memorized in German, written for venting!
It cannot be counted!
Can't represent my normal level!
I bit the bullet and said to these people: "This is what I wrote when I was young and ignorant. They are all strange stories... It is really not worth reading."
As a result, Qiu Lianzheng thought about it.
The curiosity in his eyes seemed to grow stronger.
Like he was genuinely curious about how amazing the story could be. 】
Although A'Du has never read these three books, he probably knows that the contents inside are very curious and unsightly. Now he sees that this man is a man of talent and good looks, but he is reading this book very seriously and intently, and he has a feeling in his heart. doubt.
Could it be that this man is a hypocrite with a righteous appearance but a beast inside?
Or, he is an innocent reader who doesn't know how terrible these three books are, and reads them as ordinary stories?
If it's the former, he should observe carefully.
If it was the latter, he had to think about it, would Liang Wan be interested in saving this person?
He couldn't help but look at the man curiously.
But it caught the man's attention.
He raised his head, only glanced at A'Du, and said, "Do you want to read this story?"
His tone is very light, his face is calm, his words are not heavy, and his speech speed is not fast.
It seems neither humble nor overbearing, neither excessive nor intimate, and has a sense of distance.
A'Du nodded: "Brother, do you know what kind of story this is?"
The man nodded and said seriously: "I know, it was recommended to me by someone else, but before I opened it, I really didn't think of it..."
A'Du smiled, feeling that this is really an honest man who was tricked by others.
In the end, the man said seriously: "I didn't expect this to be such a good story with profound meaning and teaching people to be kind!"
A'Du was so shocked that his hands shook.
He almost tore off the fake beard and dropped it into the wine bowl he hadn't drunk yet! !
The author has something to say:
Double update, depending on the situation, it may be the third update, or it may go to bed directly, everyone should go to bed early XD
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