Tang Daxia wrote a thousand original novels

I always feel that Mao Maochou is a clean party.

It's the kind of reader that bothers me the most.

The relationship between me and Jiedang has always been that of Jiedang Lei Wowen, I am a member of Lei Jiedang, and the chain of our contempt for each other is as stable as the relationship between mountains and rivers for thousands of years.

But the cleaning party in my impression has always only cleansed the protagonist, so why clean the author.

Maybe Mao Maochou is not a pure clean party.

But he must be a simple protagonist control.

Even if he doesn't like A'Du's eccentric and perverted personality any more, he will still glare at A'Du when he hears that A'Du has been wronged, slapping the table and scolding his mother, forcing me to tell the more comfortable spoiler later, before he gives up.

Unexpectedly, Qiu Lianzheng's brows were wriggling like caterpillars, and the anger was ready to be released on his lips, but he suppressed it forcefully.

He just said indifferently and impatiently: "Since you are a storyteller, tell your book well. Don't play with the audience's feelings anymore."

Who played with your feelings?

Qiu Lianzheng asked back: "You didn't play tricks? Didn't you want to talk about A'Du's love and hatred before? Why did you talk about yourself again?"

He smiled lightly and gave me a squinting look: "You won't just give yourself some unwarranted roles just because you are a storyteller?"

...You thick eyebrows and big eyes, you actually think I'm adding drama to myself! ?

You still think I'm robbing A'Du of the leading role in this unit drama! ?

I just showed my vest, I don't even have a few lines!Did my play go to outer space?

I looked at Qiu Lianzheng, who was calm on the surface, and felt that the more I looked at it, the more outrageous it became. I felt that the smell in the air became more and more sour because of his sour words and demeanor, like some kind of socks were poured on after natural fermentation. A pot of vinegar, although it cannot be said to be fragrant and delicious, it can also be said to destroy people's nasal cavity in an instant.

I smiled wryly, "You really took great pains to prevent me from getting in touch with A'Du."

Qiu Lianzheng was noncommittal, I just looked up at him: "But have you forgotten that it all happened in the past. Even if you can keep me from talking, can you go back to the past so that things don't happen again?"

Qiu Lianzheng was taken aback.

Then he calmly said: "Of course I can't reverse the past, but at least I can grasp the present and decide what I want to hear and what I don't want to hear."

What do you mean?

Qiu Lianzheng frowned and said firmly: "No matter what happened in the past, we are the ones listening here. As your most important audience, I must let you know that I don't like you talking too much about A'Du and Your intimate story, please respect me for that..."

I laughed angrily: "I respect you, so do you respect me?"

But he can't say too much, otherwise he will have to abandon the pit and leave in a fit of anger.

So I asked again: "If you don't want to hear it, you have to give a reason. Do you think I am not good enough for A'Du, or do you think A'Du is not good enough for me?"

Qiu Lianzheng was silent for a moment, and said with a determined face: "There is nothing that is not worthy, you are a dragon and a phoenix among men, and A'Du is not a cat or dog like Zhao Xijing, but I only accept him being close to other men." !"

Then he took a deep breath and tried to make a righteous protest: "If you always tell the story of him being close to you, when I look up and see you... I will dance! I will not be able to concentrate!"

Still can think of such a reason...

It's embarrassing for the caterpillar.

Liu Qixing actually nodded as well: "I also think it's a little weird. Hearing that Hero Tang and A'Du are sleeping in the book, and then seeing Hero Tang talking to us here, I always think it's going to be a show."

On the contrary, Xiao Chang, who had seen the big storm, smiled naively, and said casually: "What's so exciting about this? I saw Xiao Tang appearing, and I can only be happy."

My Xiaochang is better, he is neither the protagonist nor the supporting role, he is just a hard-working Xiaotang.His eyes will go wherever I am.

But Xiao Tang is good at control, Xiao Tang is good at control, please continue to use your advanced control power, it is best to cancel each other out with Qiu Lianzheng's tricky party cleansing power.

As a result, Qiu Lianzheng gave him a cold stare, and Xiao Chang took a breather, lowered his head and continued to eat cakes, and looked at me from time to time, and I sighed deeply that this person is unreliable, what good is a reader like a caterpillar? Afraid?He is also a little more terrifying in his imposing manner, do you think I will easily succumb to him?

Unexpectedly, Qiu Lianzheng said indifferently: "However, it's hard work for you to tell the book, so you can't talk about it in vain."

After finishing speaking, he suddenly took out something from his cuff and gently pushed it towards me.

"The tea bag of 'Qianfeng Yingcui Tea' in Yunnan, have you ever drank it in your spare time?"

Just such a small package is worth more than 500 taels!

But I was upright, and pushed the tea bag forward: "I drank it in my spare time, but it didn't suit my appetite."

Qiu Lianzheng took out something else: "This is the tea cake of Sichuan's 'Pi Yun Luo Ying'."

Just such a small cake is worth more than 1000 taels!

But I was meticulous, and refused to feed the tea cake as soon as I pushed it: "I drank it in my spare time, it was too fragrant and greasy."

My eyes are as straight as iron, and my face is as cold as a stone. Does he think that I am a Jinjiang writer who bends his waist for five buckets of rice?Want to bribe me with just a few precious tea leaves to change the next plot?

Just him?Want to be my patron?There are no doors!

Qiu Lianzheng took out something else: "This is the newly released 'Xiefang Xinrui Cake', which was made by Meng Banling, the 'San Knife Chef' himself."

It's just such a small point, the value... the value... the value can't be estimated with money!

This is a dessert made by Meng Banling, the 'God of Three Swords Chef'!

Sweets!

sweet!

Qiu Lianzheng seductively said in a light tone that deserved a beating: "If you don't eat any more, it's going to be cold."

hateful!

Despicable, vile and hateful caterpillar!

How dare you threaten me with such a precious cake!

But do you think this will force me to give up my dignity as an author and lick you bastard! ?

Qiu Lian said indifferently: "Since you are not interested, I'd better throw it away. Anyway, I don't like sweets, sweets are very boring..."

I immediately snatched the sweet from his hand, and said coldly: "How can such a greasy thing appear on our table? It's a sight to behold! I confiscated it!"

After I finished speaking, I confiscated the most precious cake in history and put it in my mouth. It contained sweetness and tenderness, and I felt as if I was about to ascend to heaven, and my tone softened a little.

It is really freshly made, and there is no change in taste overnight.How did he get it?

"The temperature doesn't look like it's going to be cold at all. Why are you hiding it in your sleeve and covering it?"

Qiu Lianzheng just watched me chewing intently, I quickly confiscated the sweets in my mouth, asked again, and then he slowly said: "I like this taste, so I just cover it, it's best for me Sleeves smell like that too, don't they?"

Didn't you say that this stuff is too sweet?Do you still like the taste?You are a liar.

But how did he hide this bag of tea leaves, a tea cake, and a sweet in such a narrow sleeve?How did he know that my favorite thing is to drink tea and eat sweets while storytelling?In the past year, I have gained ten catties of meat back. Apart from exercising and killing people, I rely on this sweet food.

How did Qiu Lianzheng know?

Did he investigate me?

This is a well-prepared caterpillar! ?

I immediately looked at him vigilantly, and just wanted to say a word or two to go back, but the fragrance of the sweets that I had just confiscated remained in my mouth, and the free taste of that dessert was still lingering in my nose, so I couldn't bear it. , just coughed, and tried his best to say: "Don't worry, I was talking about A'Du, my appearance is just a cutscene, and it won't be the focus of his love."

Only then did Qiu Lianzheng nodded in satisfaction. He was about to take back the tea and tea cakes, but when he saw me make a quick move, he frowned, and let my hands rest on these things.

There are precious cakes, how can it not be matched with tea and tea cakes?

I'm going to be bribed anyway, why not be bribed thoroughly?

If you bend at the waist, you have to fold it to the end. You can't fold it in half and then go back.

If it is not rotten, it is firm and not rotten!

So I confiscated them all!

I turned magic into decay!

I, Tang Yue, today is the spokesperson of the decadent!

But when I looked at Qiu Lianzheng, I felt that he looked at me like a frequent feeding master, looking at me with the eyes of a greedy small animal.Seeing that I quickly confiscated it, although he was not smiling, the curvature of his lips exposed his heart completely, which clearly pretended to be a kind of small comfort and arrogance after he succeeded, but looking at the cake left on my mouth, his eyes briefly When you stop, turn around.

But this extremely short glance was actually very gentle.

Like a knife completely hidden in silk satin.

I was amazed at this brief glance of tenderness, gentleness, and delicate emotion, but he quickly turned his head and retracted his gaze, and there was nothing left. He didn't dare to give me another look at this kind of tenderness.

So stingy.

I looked at the tea cake in my hand with a complicated mood, but Xiao Chang poked me excitedly, wanting to taste the taste of tea now, Zhong Yan’s eyes flicked from side to side between the two of us, and jumped to the back It could only be turned into a clear smile, and said: "Hero Tang, let's continue. Brother Qiu, don't worry too much. I think Hero Tang must be measured no matter what plot he talks about."

I only looked at Qiu Lianzheng, and warned: "If I keep talking, don't take out the things again. If you take them again, I won't be able to confiscate them."

The stomach also has capacity, okay?

Meat also has weight, understand or not.

I am already a normal weight, and I can't fall into endless sweet eating, I must limit the feeding of sweets.

Qiu Lianzheng said indifferently: "I don't guarantee that I won't take out anything, you just restrain yourself and don't just confiscate it casually."

Then he raised his proud head again, looking at me with a hint of urging but not urging, and said, "Why don't you tell me? You haven't finished eating yet? Do you want me to take out some more valuables?"

Really! ?And more precious cakes! ?

But I woke up immediately, and from the arc of Qiu Lianzheng's mouth, I saw that it was his conspiracy to feed, so I immediately said calmly: "Don't make trouble, I'm going to continue telling the story."

Qiu Lianzheng laughed lightly, but straightened his sitting posture immediately.

Sit more seriously than anyone else.

He raised his face higher than anyone else.

It is like comparing the sharpness with the side-cutting mountains, and comparing the height with the horizontal steps!

He listened eagerly and attentively, his ears trembling slightly with the ups and downs of the plot, the sun hit his face, only reflecting a strange and magnificent light, like a critic who is ready to go in Jinjiang, Ambushes early at the end of the last chapter, just wait for the author to post a new chapter, and then soar into the sky - cast the biggest votes and slap the sweetest face! !

The author has something to say:

The tricky cleansing of the party and the feud has evolved into a reader who throws thunder overnight. May I ask if this is the loss of human nature, or the distortion of insect nature?

In the next chapter, A'Du's real attack is finally revealed!

Oh, by the way, I'm a jet lagged party, I just woke up now, if my physical strength allows, there may be another update