Tang Daxia wrote a thousand original novels
Chapter 079
Originally, I was in a state of soreness that I didn't know whether to be stunned or soft by his serial confession.But once he uttered these last words, it was like a severe blow to my Platonic dream, and I was completely awake at once.
Caterpillar……
Want to prostitute me! ?
How dare you say it in front of my face.
He spoke so eloquently and righteously.
As if I'm so willing to prostitute him?
Compared with others, his caterpillar doesn't have much advantage at all!
Apart from his white and beautiful chest muscles, his delicate and handsome face, his forearms are wider and more graceful, his fingers are slender and more flexible, and his second brother is a little more powerful and ferocious than ordinary people, what else is he better than him?
It was just that one time, but it made me feel pain for the first [-]% of the time, and only then did I know what a pleasure was for the last [-]%.
He prostitute me?
I'm more or less cheating on him.
My face darkened, and I looked at Qiu Lianzheng, who was in high spirits, but saw his eyes burning, and saw his handsome face come out of the shadows, active in the light, with a dangerous and terrifying edge.
Like a prey that has been camouflaged for a long time, at this moment it finally reveals the shrewd face of a hunter, with a terrifying aura that will never give up until it reaches its goal.
Look at it like this, if I hit him, he will not hide, he will soften my heart with pain.
This whore, Mao Maochou, seems to be innocent, but he's actually quite solid, right?
I'm so soft-hearted!
So soft that he dares to miss my ass!
I was so angry that I laughed: "I vaguely guessed that you have some cruel and beastly thoughts. I didn't expect you to have the courage to say it!"
I couldn't help it after speaking, opened my hand, and patted the silent palm lightly.
As if to applaud him for his bold revelations.
Cheers to him for not concealing his beast nature!
Qiu Lianzheng was surprised by my ambiguous attitude, because I neither became angry from embarrassment nor turned cold and indifferent, completely out of his expectation.
For a moment, he couldn't make up his mind.
After squinting his eyes for a while, he only said calmly: "I always say what I say, I'm not Feng Bishu."
I withdrew my palm and said slowly: "You are indeed not Feng Bishu, but I am not A'Du either."
Qiu Lianzheng frowned, as if he didn't understand what I said, I just stretched out one hand, and gently and slowly placed it on the clothes on his chest.
Qiu Lianzheng was taken aback.
Because that's what he did to me in the secret room.
In the past, he listened to my heartbeat and judged lies, but now I put my hands on his broad and undulating chest muscles.
Not for the lie detection, purely because of this behavior, to declare the dominance I once had.
"You've been talking for so long and with such emotion, but you forgot to ask one thing—you forgot to ask me if I like you."
Qiu Lianzheng's chest trembled.But my palm pressed against it even harder, as if trying to smooth that touch of Yokokawa.
But in such a close situation, with just a little effort, the red-hot internal force is enough to invade the heart and lungs, and kill him within a few days!
I looked up again, and saw the light in his pair of handsome star pupils shrunk to a very small and very limited point.Like 36 silver thorns hanging high above his head, falling with the words, some pierced his eyes, some fell into his mouth.
But he didn't evade.
He gave up his heart.
Give the key to my fingertips.
I just smiled, my hand, my deadly palm, my human weapon that could be released at any time, slowly curled up into a fist on his chest.
The fist is hot, and its shape is like a bright threat, but it is gently lying on the broad chest, and it is like some elusive love that can float away at any time.
What I'm going to say next is to match this set of combined punches.
"Because of the past, you have respect and affection for me, but I used to be a little soft-hearted towards you, but of course I was also a little surprised."
I paused, my palms tightened, and my fingertips clenched a little corner of his clothes.
"But, I don't dare to like you anymore."
I looked at the fading light in his eyes, slowly loosened the fist, and let go of the hot corner of his clothes.
"I won't be intimate with you any more."
I dropped my hands completely, and when I spread them out, a charred piece of clothing fell like ashes.
Qiu Lianzheng's eyes tightened, but I spoke eloquently as if I was comforting him.
"But to be honest, although you have a beast's mind and appearance, you are also very gentle and kind sometimes. You just need to restrain your spirit, learn to be kind to others, use your heart, and be emotional. I think any girl or man, They will love you and treat you well."
"It's just that these people don't include me."
Then I put my hand on my side, the palm is slightly warm and full of energy.
He stared at my face first, his eyes burning like meteors.
Staring at my palm again, his face was complicated and unspeakable.
And I glanced at him again, I burned a big hole in the clothes on his chest.
The snow-white and beautiful chest muscles and the undulating valleys like mountains and rivers were exposed.
I sighed, such a beautiful breast, I can only touch it once and stop, I can't miss it anymore.
I turned to look out the window.
The tree shadows are reflected on the window paper under the hazy moon, swaying and whirling like a dream.Just like the crystal-clear jade lakeside on Xingxiao Mountain, I combed my hair as Ye Xiaoyan to refute all his doubts, and then said that sentence casually and lightly.
"Now, you can go."
I say the same now.
Qiu Lianzheng was silent.
Also no longer action.
Unexpectedly, the heat in his eyes did not sink completely.
He looked at me, trying to get the whole person out of the shadow of rejection, when the light in his eyes converged to one point again, he looked at me hard and smiled hard.
"You're still a little soft-hearted, a little amazing, aren't you?"
I am silent.
I don't want to be softhearted.
But his smile softened, his eyes were slightly warm, and he said slowly but firmly: "If there is... that's enough!"
Enough for what?
He finally left, but I couldn't sleep that night.
It was just a little bit short, and I really wanted to shake it.
Fortunately, Qiu Lianzheng revealed his animal side in time, exposing his unscrupulous intentions on my buttocks, which made me rein in the precipice and dare not fall into it again.
After the face dies, it can be revived in situ.
Even if the pit is abandoned, the article can be reopened.
But a good ass is really rotten if it rots!
And I couldn't be soft-hearted.
I can't fall in love with him anymore.
I have to do something, so as not to waver again!
After thinking about it, I won't be able to sleep this night anyway, so I just went to find Liang Wan.
Opening the door, he looked at me sleepily, but I smiled energetically and said, "Aren't you inviting me in?"
Liang Wan looked at me helplessly, and let me open the door.
I just walked in and talked to him a little bit.
"You are also a master of disguise, and you have some experience in changing your appearance. Do you know that there are some methods that can completely change a person's facial features, face shape, and even body shape?"
Liang Wan smiled and said, "Tang Yue, what are you trying to do?"
I said lightly: "People in the Jianghu place the most importance on decency, but I have lost this decency. So, I don't want to tell the story with my true face, change my face, change my identity, and I will feel at ease."
Liang Wan's smile became even more intriguing: "Who are you trying to pretend to be?"
I said: "Su Baizhou, known as the 'White-sleeved God', this person is my friend on the surface, but in fact it is me."
Liang Wan frowned all of a sudden, his words were beyond shock.
"'White-sleeved God' is an old man in his 50s, is this also one of your false identities?"
I smiled and said: "The contrast is big enough to cover up your identity. But to be safe, I still need your help. You are a master of disguise, and you must have a reserve of human skin masks. No one here has seen Su Baizhou. You choose Zhang He I have a similar face, give it to me."
Liang Wan really helped a lot.
In his small storage box, there are not only various masks, but also a complete set of makeup tools. There are even fake muscles, fake beards, fake eyebrows, fake stomachs, fake scars, everything except a fake breast.
And in order to cover up the eyes and completely change the shape of the face, I put a little pigskin on the nose before putting on makeup, and then put a human skin mask on it, so that the peak of the nose is higher than before, quite Some nose shape.Then put on a wig, hang the flesh around the eyes a little higher, and the shape of the eyes also changes accordingly. The almond-shaped eye sockets are more narrow and long, and it looks a bit sinister.Finally, some prostheses and beards are placed on the chin, so that the goose egg becomes an awl face, and a circle of piercing beard surrounds the chin, which conceals the prosthesis and facial contours.
Liang Wan looked me around and smiled appreciatively: "I have disguised myself many times, but I have never been able to dress up so perfectly like you."
But there's a place that's not perfect
As soon as I looked back, Liang Wan seemed to understand my difficulty, and asked carefully: "Do you want to make the buttocks look less prominent?"
I coughed: "Be more tactful."
Liang Wan couldn't help laughing out loud.
But when I gave him a glare, he realized he was about to cough, cleared his throat and said, "It's not too difficult. The reason why your part looks prominent is because the curve of your waist and back is too prominent. A thin back makes your waist look thinner. The detailed rules make the buttocks thicker, you can put a complete fake muscle on the back, wouldn't it be enough?"
This makes sense.
In the past, I only knew how to pad the waist, but without the back pad, it would appear that the muscles in the back are moving unnaturally. Thinking about it this way, it really is better to have a little pad for the back and waist.
And Su Baizhou looks like he is over 50 years old.
No matter how insane Qiu Lianzheng is, he wouldn't stare at the ass of a 50-something old man, right?
That's too indecent, too brutish.
But after padding my back and putting on loose clothes, Liang Wan saw my outfit and said: "You are completely dressed up, covering up the shape of eyes, nose, face, and even waist and hips. There is even makeup and coloring on the hands, and it is really impossible to see the original appearance. It's just..."
"Just what?"
Liang Wandao: "If you change your identity to tell the story, the original Tang Yue will have to leave. How are your friends willing to let it go? Especially the head of the enemy sect, and Gao Youyou, they will only listen to what you say, and what others say , these two will never listen."
I laughed and said, "Who said Tang Yue was leaving?"
Liang Wan guessed: "You plan to pretend to stay in Baizhou, and at the same time go back and change into yourself? Wouldn't that be troublesome?"
I shook my head: "When I was telling the story, Tang Yue himself had to be by the side to supervise, otherwise how could those people have any reason to be convinced?"
Liang Wanqi said: "How can this be done..."
I said, "Just pretend to be me."
Liang Wan was taken aback.
The expression on his face almost lost a dimension.
The delicate facial features don't know where to put them.
Then he came to his senses and flatly denied it: "It's absolutely impossible. They are all people who know you well, and I will easily reveal my truth!"
I smiled and said, "What are you afraid of? You don't look like me from the front, but this profile is somewhat similar to mine. Your figure is also thin, and you are about the same height as me..."
Liang Wan considered it for a long time, then cautiously refused: "It's not that I don't want to help, it's that my place...is really not prominent enough..."
This time it was my turn to be stunned.
I thought about it, and then I looked at Liang Wan, a big shot, with the determination of a strong man.
"Old Liang... pad your buttocks."
"..."
After several seconds of blank expression, Liang Wan finally found his voice.
"I'm afraid that after padding, it will still appear insufficient..."
When I got annoyed, I said, "Just put your buttocks on and put on a thick cloak, and sit on the gazebo next to the lotus pond opposite, and we sit on the other side. They will watch from a distance and won't see anything."
Liang Wan frowned: "What I want to say is not this..."
I sighed: "Old Liang, to tell you the truth, I lost face just because of storytelling. If it wasn't for saving A'Du, I didn't have to do this."
I softened my tone and looked at him even more softly: "Do you really have the heart to see me go tell stories in front of people I don't want to see after I've lost all this face?"
The softness of my eyes once made Brother Liangming get goosebumps all over his body, and made Gao Youyou glaring and scolding, even Xiao Chang would find a corner and shrink his big head in after hearing it.
But when he met Liang Wan, he didn't scold him, didn't get goosebumps, and didn't escape into a hole in the ground.
Just slipped out with a sigh, a feeling of helplessness, he still accepted this willful arrangement.
"Forget it, you shamed Tang Daxia, I should accompany you to lose face."
I laughed and said, "Good Liang Wan! I know you are loyal enough!"
So the next morning, I dressed up as a slightly old and unyielding Su Baizhou, while Liang Wan wore a cloak, deliberately draped some broken hair, lowered his eyebrows and looked sideways, sitting gracefully and dignifiedly in the pavilion beside the lotus pond .
When the deaf-mute guy played by Feng Bishu led Qiu Lianzheng, Gao Youyou, Xiao Chang, Zhong Yanzhen and Liu Qixing who came to visit to the tables beside the lotus pond, they first saw the round I was sitting on the stone table, and when I looked up, it was Liang Wan who was sitting far away in the gazebo.
Liang Wan rested his chin in thought, only facing each other sideways, a little bit of hair was exposed on his forehead, and the sunlight hit his fair and delicate face, like a perfect jade statue.
I don't even know it myself.
I am so beautiful!
But Qiu Lianzheng only looked at him that way.
He frowned, his eyes suddenly changed.
Because Liang Wan played me, I never went to see him.
There was no joy in this person's eyes, lifeless, with a world-weary and people-weary look that completely closed himself off, as if he was still angry because of what happened yesterday.
So Qiu Lianzheng turned around and wanted to go to the pavilion, Gao Youyou also wanted to leave.
But I sat on the chair, lightly supported my beard and said: "Don't disturb Tang Daxia, please sit down."
Suspicion gathered between Qiu Lianzheng's brows, and he said coldly and vigilantly, "Who is your Excellency?"
I twirled one or two long beards, and said in an old-fashioned voice, "I'm staying in Baizhou, and I'm a friend of Tang Daxia."
Zhong Yanzhen said happily: "The old man is the 'White Sleeve Master' who lives in Baizhou? It's a pleasure to meet you."
After speaking, he introduced the people present and me one by one.
Liu Qixing, who was wearing Jin Peiyu, looked confused, and she was dazzled and fascinated by the dazzling clothes.
Gao Youyou has no expression on her face, and she has done a good job as a competent AI.
Xiao Chang only looked at Liang Wan, and also looked at me, a stranger, from time to time, which seemed strange.
Chou Lianzheng obviously listened impatiently, and finally frowned, very dissatisfied: "You old man, why are you sitting in this seat? Why is Tang Yue sitting so far away? Where is Liang Wanren?"
I glared at him: "You young man, why are you so irritable? Mr. Liang is decocting medicine, and Tang Daxia is resting. The weather has turned cold recently. He has a bad voice and is not feeling well, so he entrusted the task of storytelling to the old man." . After you sit down and listen, you will naturally be able to talk to him.”
Qiu Lianzheng couldn't believe it: "I heard that he likes storytelling the most in his spare time, why would he let you tell the book?"
He looked at me, and said half annoyed and half contemptuously: "Old man Su, others don't need to talk about it, but I have to be honest. When you speak, your throat seems to have a mouthful of phlegm. I think you have laryngitis. You are more serious than that. Yue's cough is more serious, how do you say it's a good book?"
After finishing speaking, he looked towards the gazebo, and shouted unwillingly: "Tang Yue! The story is only half left. Are you really going to let someone else finish it for you? Isn't this just a fake hand and a waste of previous efforts?"
Xiao Chang put on a bitter face, and apologized politely: "Mr., it's not that we are picky. Xiao Tang's storytelling is very upright, cadenced, and full of energy. Others can't easily learn it."
Liu Qixing also said to Zhong Yanzhen: "I also think it's very strange that I changed someone halfway through the hearing. Brother Zhong, since Tang Daxia is not feeling well, why don't we come back another day?"
Zhong Yanzhen didn't say anything, but looked at me thoughtfully.
That Gao Youyou was just like Qiu Lianzheng, his eyes kept looking towards the gazebo.
I just smiled wryly: "You young people, why don't you have the slightest respect for the old and love the old, and you all despise an old man, what's the reason for that?"
At this time, I also looked at Liang Wan in the gazebo, and shouted loudly: "Hero Tang, I'm afraid I won't be able to continue with this book, why don't you come here."
The me played by Liang Wan, just like a script I wrote, slowly opened my mouth and said in a cold tone.
"Do some of you think of me as something that comes and goes when you call it?"
"When you have doubts, you try to spy on me and say some nasty things. You make me lose face, and you want me to tell you stories. How can there be such a good thing in the world?"
After Liang Wan said this, he said coldly: "The overall situation is the most important thing now, and I have invited a friend to read the book. If you still dislike things and don't want to finish listening to this book, don't talk to me again." Already!"
Wow, the lines are recited so proficiently!The tone is really neat!
I couldn't help giving him a thumbs up secretly for his acting skills. I didn't expect Qiu Lianzheng to frown after hearing this, and said, "I talked to you about this yesterday, and you were already relaxed, but you are in such a mood now." Bad, is it because I expressed my heart to you at the end of the conversation?"
He looked bitterly, and under the surprised or dumbfounded gazes of everyone, he said in a serious voice, "Just because I told the truth, are you going to avoid me like this? Tang Yue!"
……Hey?
My face was blank for a while, and the hand holding my beard froze instantly.
After Liang Wan was stunned for a short time, he looked at me with an inexplicable look in his eyes.
As soon as I made eye contact with him, I knew what he wanted to ask.
This line is not in the script, is it?What do you say?
Seeing that Liang Wan didn't reply for a long time, Qiu Lianzheng only looked towards me.He couldn't help turning his head back, looking at me with a strange expression on his face.
And my face is as motionless as the wind.
I have already scolded the street in my heart.
Damn Mao Mao Qiu!How dare I add bitterness to myself in my script, the leading male lead drama of sadomasochism!
Caterpillar……
Want to prostitute me! ?
How dare you say it in front of my face.
He spoke so eloquently and righteously.
As if I'm so willing to prostitute him?
Compared with others, his caterpillar doesn't have much advantage at all!
Apart from his white and beautiful chest muscles, his delicate and handsome face, his forearms are wider and more graceful, his fingers are slender and more flexible, and his second brother is a little more powerful and ferocious than ordinary people, what else is he better than him?
It was just that one time, but it made me feel pain for the first [-]% of the time, and only then did I know what a pleasure was for the last [-]%.
He prostitute me?
I'm more or less cheating on him.
My face darkened, and I looked at Qiu Lianzheng, who was in high spirits, but saw his eyes burning, and saw his handsome face come out of the shadows, active in the light, with a dangerous and terrifying edge.
Like a prey that has been camouflaged for a long time, at this moment it finally reveals the shrewd face of a hunter, with a terrifying aura that will never give up until it reaches its goal.
Look at it like this, if I hit him, he will not hide, he will soften my heart with pain.
This whore, Mao Maochou, seems to be innocent, but he's actually quite solid, right?
I'm so soft-hearted!
So soft that he dares to miss my ass!
I was so angry that I laughed: "I vaguely guessed that you have some cruel and beastly thoughts. I didn't expect you to have the courage to say it!"
I couldn't help it after speaking, opened my hand, and patted the silent palm lightly.
As if to applaud him for his bold revelations.
Cheers to him for not concealing his beast nature!
Qiu Lianzheng was surprised by my ambiguous attitude, because I neither became angry from embarrassment nor turned cold and indifferent, completely out of his expectation.
For a moment, he couldn't make up his mind.
After squinting his eyes for a while, he only said calmly: "I always say what I say, I'm not Feng Bishu."
I withdrew my palm and said slowly: "You are indeed not Feng Bishu, but I am not A'Du either."
Qiu Lianzheng frowned, as if he didn't understand what I said, I just stretched out one hand, and gently and slowly placed it on the clothes on his chest.
Qiu Lianzheng was taken aback.
Because that's what he did to me in the secret room.
In the past, he listened to my heartbeat and judged lies, but now I put my hands on his broad and undulating chest muscles.
Not for the lie detection, purely because of this behavior, to declare the dominance I once had.
"You've been talking for so long and with such emotion, but you forgot to ask one thing—you forgot to ask me if I like you."
Qiu Lianzheng's chest trembled.But my palm pressed against it even harder, as if trying to smooth that touch of Yokokawa.
But in such a close situation, with just a little effort, the red-hot internal force is enough to invade the heart and lungs, and kill him within a few days!
I looked up again, and saw the light in his pair of handsome star pupils shrunk to a very small and very limited point.Like 36 silver thorns hanging high above his head, falling with the words, some pierced his eyes, some fell into his mouth.
But he didn't evade.
He gave up his heart.
Give the key to my fingertips.
I just smiled, my hand, my deadly palm, my human weapon that could be released at any time, slowly curled up into a fist on his chest.
The fist is hot, and its shape is like a bright threat, but it is gently lying on the broad chest, and it is like some elusive love that can float away at any time.
What I'm going to say next is to match this set of combined punches.
"Because of the past, you have respect and affection for me, but I used to be a little soft-hearted towards you, but of course I was also a little surprised."
I paused, my palms tightened, and my fingertips clenched a little corner of his clothes.
"But, I don't dare to like you anymore."
I looked at the fading light in his eyes, slowly loosened the fist, and let go of the hot corner of his clothes.
"I won't be intimate with you any more."
I dropped my hands completely, and when I spread them out, a charred piece of clothing fell like ashes.
Qiu Lianzheng's eyes tightened, but I spoke eloquently as if I was comforting him.
"But to be honest, although you have a beast's mind and appearance, you are also very gentle and kind sometimes. You just need to restrain your spirit, learn to be kind to others, use your heart, and be emotional. I think any girl or man, They will love you and treat you well."
"It's just that these people don't include me."
Then I put my hand on my side, the palm is slightly warm and full of energy.
He stared at my face first, his eyes burning like meteors.
Staring at my palm again, his face was complicated and unspeakable.
And I glanced at him again, I burned a big hole in the clothes on his chest.
The snow-white and beautiful chest muscles and the undulating valleys like mountains and rivers were exposed.
I sighed, such a beautiful breast, I can only touch it once and stop, I can't miss it anymore.
I turned to look out the window.
The tree shadows are reflected on the window paper under the hazy moon, swaying and whirling like a dream.Just like the crystal-clear jade lakeside on Xingxiao Mountain, I combed my hair as Ye Xiaoyan to refute all his doubts, and then said that sentence casually and lightly.
"Now, you can go."
I say the same now.
Qiu Lianzheng was silent.
Also no longer action.
Unexpectedly, the heat in his eyes did not sink completely.
He looked at me, trying to get the whole person out of the shadow of rejection, when the light in his eyes converged to one point again, he looked at me hard and smiled hard.
"You're still a little soft-hearted, a little amazing, aren't you?"
I am silent.
I don't want to be softhearted.
But his smile softened, his eyes were slightly warm, and he said slowly but firmly: "If there is... that's enough!"
Enough for what?
He finally left, but I couldn't sleep that night.
It was just a little bit short, and I really wanted to shake it.
Fortunately, Qiu Lianzheng revealed his animal side in time, exposing his unscrupulous intentions on my buttocks, which made me rein in the precipice and dare not fall into it again.
After the face dies, it can be revived in situ.
Even if the pit is abandoned, the article can be reopened.
But a good ass is really rotten if it rots!
And I couldn't be soft-hearted.
I can't fall in love with him anymore.
I have to do something, so as not to waver again!
After thinking about it, I won't be able to sleep this night anyway, so I just went to find Liang Wan.
Opening the door, he looked at me sleepily, but I smiled energetically and said, "Aren't you inviting me in?"
Liang Wan looked at me helplessly, and let me open the door.
I just walked in and talked to him a little bit.
"You are also a master of disguise, and you have some experience in changing your appearance. Do you know that there are some methods that can completely change a person's facial features, face shape, and even body shape?"
Liang Wan smiled and said, "Tang Yue, what are you trying to do?"
I said lightly: "People in the Jianghu place the most importance on decency, but I have lost this decency. So, I don't want to tell the story with my true face, change my face, change my identity, and I will feel at ease."
Liang Wan's smile became even more intriguing: "Who are you trying to pretend to be?"
I said: "Su Baizhou, known as the 'White-sleeved God', this person is my friend on the surface, but in fact it is me."
Liang Wan frowned all of a sudden, his words were beyond shock.
"'White-sleeved God' is an old man in his 50s, is this also one of your false identities?"
I smiled and said: "The contrast is big enough to cover up your identity. But to be safe, I still need your help. You are a master of disguise, and you must have a reserve of human skin masks. No one here has seen Su Baizhou. You choose Zhang He I have a similar face, give it to me."
Liang Wan really helped a lot.
In his small storage box, there are not only various masks, but also a complete set of makeup tools. There are even fake muscles, fake beards, fake eyebrows, fake stomachs, fake scars, everything except a fake breast.
And in order to cover up the eyes and completely change the shape of the face, I put a little pigskin on the nose before putting on makeup, and then put a human skin mask on it, so that the peak of the nose is higher than before, quite Some nose shape.Then put on a wig, hang the flesh around the eyes a little higher, and the shape of the eyes also changes accordingly. The almond-shaped eye sockets are more narrow and long, and it looks a bit sinister.Finally, some prostheses and beards are placed on the chin, so that the goose egg becomes an awl face, and a circle of piercing beard surrounds the chin, which conceals the prosthesis and facial contours.
Liang Wan looked me around and smiled appreciatively: "I have disguised myself many times, but I have never been able to dress up so perfectly like you."
But there's a place that's not perfect
As soon as I looked back, Liang Wan seemed to understand my difficulty, and asked carefully: "Do you want to make the buttocks look less prominent?"
I coughed: "Be more tactful."
Liang Wan couldn't help laughing out loud.
But when I gave him a glare, he realized he was about to cough, cleared his throat and said, "It's not too difficult. The reason why your part looks prominent is because the curve of your waist and back is too prominent. A thin back makes your waist look thinner. The detailed rules make the buttocks thicker, you can put a complete fake muscle on the back, wouldn't it be enough?"
This makes sense.
In the past, I only knew how to pad the waist, but without the back pad, it would appear that the muscles in the back are moving unnaturally. Thinking about it this way, it really is better to have a little pad for the back and waist.
And Su Baizhou looks like he is over 50 years old.
No matter how insane Qiu Lianzheng is, he wouldn't stare at the ass of a 50-something old man, right?
That's too indecent, too brutish.
But after padding my back and putting on loose clothes, Liang Wan saw my outfit and said: "You are completely dressed up, covering up the shape of eyes, nose, face, and even waist and hips. There is even makeup and coloring on the hands, and it is really impossible to see the original appearance. It's just..."
"Just what?"
Liang Wandao: "If you change your identity to tell the story, the original Tang Yue will have to leave. How are your friends willing to let it go? Especially the head of the enemy sect, and Gao Youyou, they will only listen to what you say, and what others say , these two will never listen."
I laughed and said, "Who said Tang Yue was leaving?"
Liang Wan guessed: "You plan to pretend to stay in Baizhou, and at the same time go back and change into yourself? Wouldn't that be troublesome?"
I shook my head: "When I was telling the story, Tang Yue himself had to be by the side to supervise, otherwise how could those people have any reason to be convinced?"
Liang Wanqi said: "How can this be done..."
I said, "Just pretend to be me."
Liang Wan was taken aback.
The expression on his face almost lost a dimension.
The delicate facial features don't know where to put them.
Then he came to his senses and flatly denied it: "It's absolutely impossible. They are all people who know you well, and I will easily reveal my truth!"
I smiled and said, "What are you afraid of? You don't look like me from the front, but this profile is somewhat similar to mine. Your figure is also thin, and you are about the same height as me..."
Liang Wan considered it for a long time, then cautiously refused: "It's not that I don't want to help, it's that my place...is really not prominent enough..."
This time it was my turn to be stunned.
I thought about it, and then I looked at Liang Wan, a big shot, with the determination of a strong man.
"Old Liang... pad your buttocks."
"..."
After several seconds of blank expression, Liang Wan finally found his voice.
"I'm afraid that after padding, it will still appear insufficient..."
When I got annoyed, I said, "Just put your buttocks on and put on a thick cloak, and sit on the gazebo next to the lotus pond opposite, and we sit on the other side. They will watch from a distance and won't see anything."
Liang Wan frowned: "What I want to say is not this..."
I sighed: "Old Liang, to tell you the truth, I lost face just because of storytelling. If it wasn't for saving A'Du, I didn't have to do this."
I softened my tone and looked at him even more softly: "Do you really have the heart to see me go tell stories in front of people I don't want to see after I've lost all this face?"
The softness of my eyes once made Brother Liangming get goosebumps all over his body, and made Gao Youyou glaring and scolding, even Xiao Chang would find a corner and shrink his big head in after hearing it.
But when he met Liang Wan, he didn't scold him, didn't get goosebumps, and didn't escape into a hole in the ground.
Just slipped out with a sigh, a feeling of helplessness, he still accepted this willful arrangement.
"Forget it, you shamed Tang Daxia, I should accompany you to lose face."
I laughed and said, "Good Liang Wan! I know you are loyal enough!"
So the next morning, I dressed up as a slightly old and unyielding Su Baizhou, while Liang Wan wore a cloak, deliberately draped some broken hair, lowered his eyebrows and looked sideways, sitting gracefully and dignifiedly in the pavilion beside the lotus pond .
When the deaf-mute guy played by Feng Bishu led Qiu Lianzheng, Gao Youyou, Xiao Chang, Zhong Yanzhen and Liu Qixing who came to visit to the tables beside the lotus pond, they first saw the round I was sitting on the stone table, and when I looked up, it was Liang Wan who was sitting far away in the gazebo.
Liang Wan rested his chin in thought, only facing each other sideways, a little bit of hair was exposed on his forehead, and the sunlight hit his fair and delicate face, like a perfect jade statue.
I don't even know it myself.
I am so beautiful!
But Qiu Lianzheng only looked at him that way.
He frowned, his eyes suddenly changed.
Because Liang Wan played me, I never went to see him.
There was no joy in this person's eyes, lifeless, with a world-weary and people-weary look that completely closed himself off, as if he was still angry because of what happened yesterday.
So Qiu Lianzheng turned around and wanted to go to the pavilion, Gao Youyou also wanted to leave.
But I sat on the chair, lightly supported my beard and said: "Don't disturb Tang Daxia, please sit down."
Suspicion gathered between Qiu Lianzheng's brows, and he said coldly and vigilantly, "Who is your Excellency?"
I twirled one or two long beards, and said in an old-fashioned voice, "I'm staying in Baizhou, and I'm a friend of Tang Daxia."
Zhong Yanzhen said happily: "The old man is the 'White Sleeve Master' who lives in Baizhou? It's a pleasure to meet you."
After speaking, he introduced the people present and me one by one.
Liu Qixing, who was wearing Jin Peiyu, looked confused, and she was dazzled and fascinated by the dazzling clothes.
Gao Youyou has no expression on her face, and she has done a good job as a competent AI.
Xiao Chang only looked at Liang Wan, and also looked at me, a stranger, from time to time, which seemed strange.
Chou Lianzheng obviously listened impatiently, and finally frowned, very dissatisfied: "You old man, why are you sitting in this seat? Why is Tang Yue sitting so far away? Where is Liang Wanren?"
I glared at him: "You young man, why are you so irritable? Mr. Liang is decocting medicine, and Tang Daxia is resting. The weather has turned cold recently. He has a bad voice and is not feeling well, so he entrusted the task of storytelling to the old man." . After you sit down and listen, you will naturally be able to talk to him.”
Qiu Lianzheng couldn't believe it: "I heard that he likes storytelling the most in his spare time, why would he let you tell the book?"
He looked at me, and said half annoyed and half contemptuously: "Old man Su, others don't need to talk about it, but I have to be honest. When you speak, your throat seems to have a mouthful of phlegm. I think you have laryngitis. You are more serious than that. Yue's cough is more serious, how do you say it's a good book?"
After finishing speaking, he looked towards the gazebo, and shouted unwillingly: "Tang Yue! The story is only half left. Are you really going to let someone else finish it for you? Isn't this just a fake hand and a waste of previous efforts?"
Xiao Chang put on a bitter face, and apologized politely: "Mr., it's not that we are picky. Xiao Tang's storytelling is very upright, cadenced, and full of energy. Others can't easily learn it."
Liu Qixing also said to Zhong Yanzhen: "I also think it's very strange that I changed someone halfway through the hearing. Brother Zhong, since Tang Daxia is not feeling well, why don't we come back another day?"
Zhong Yanzhen didn't say anything, but looked at me thoughtfully.
That Gao Youyou was just like Qiu Lianzheng, his eyes kept looking towards the gazebo.
I just smiled wryly: "You young people, why don't you have the slightest respect for the old and love the old, and you all despise an old man, what's the reason for that?"
At this time, I also looked at Liang Wan in the gazebo, and shouted loudly: "Hero Tang, I'm afraid I won't be able to continue with this book, why don't you come here."
The me played by Liang Wan, just like a script I wrote, slowly opened my mouth and said in a cold tone.
"Do some of you think of me as something that comes and goes when you call it?"
"When you have doubts, you try to spy on me and say some nasty things. You make me lose face, and you want me to tell you stories. How can there be such a good thing in the world?"
After Liang Wan said this, he said coldly: "The overall situation is the most important thing now, and I have invited a friend to read the book. If you still dislike things and don't want to finish listening to this book, don't talk to me again." Already!"
Wow, the lines are recited so proficiently!The tone is really neat!
I couldn't help giving him a thumbs up secretly for his acting skills. I didn't expect Qiu Lianzheng to frown after hearing this, and said, "I talked to you about this yesterday, and you were already relaxed, but you are in such a mood now." Bad, is it because I expressed my heart to you at the end of the conversation?"
He looked bitterly, and under the surprised or dumbfounded gazes of everyone, he said in a serious voice, "Just because I told the truth, are you going to avoid me like this? Tang Yue!"
……Hey?
My face was blank for a while, and the hand holding my beard froze instantly.
After Liang Wan was stunned for a short time, he looked at me with an inexplicable look in his eyes.
As soon as I made eye contact with him, I knew what he wanted to ask.
This line is not in the script, is it?What do you say?
Seeing that Liang Wan didn't reply for a long time, Qiu Lianzheng only looked towards me.He couldn't help turning his head back, looking at me with a strange expression on his face.
And my face is as motionless as the wind.
I have already scolded the street in my heart.
Damn Mao Mao Qiu!How dare I add bitterness to myself in my script, the leading male lead drama of sadomasochism!
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