Tang Daxia wrote a thousand original novels

After the story was over and the audience dispersed, I went back to my room, washed my face well, lay down on the bed for a while, and finally felt refreshed. At this time, Feng Bishu just brought food, and I opened the door. Seeing that he finally took off his disguise and showed his true face as an honest man, I smiled and patted him on the shoulder.

Then I asked a small question of mild social death.

"Brother Feng...Actually, I didn't know you were there when the story was told yesterday, so some plots have been slightly edited and details have been added...you don't mind, do you?"

Feng Bishu was silent for a moment, raised his head, and said seriously: "I think it's a good addition!"

After speaking, he immediately gave a proud thumbs up!

"Brother Tang's book is indeed meticulous and vivid!"

Wu Huangwu was in front of a real person, and she was still praised by cooking!

Originally, I was as nervous as a creeping little gecko, and really wanted to find a hole to bury my face in, but Feng Bishu boasted with a sincere expression and no false flattery, as if he sincerely agreed with my analysis of the relationship between him and A'Du .

I breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to close the door, but Feng Bishu pondered for a moment, and stared at me for a long time with seriousness, when I was getting a little hairy, he suddenly stepped forward and squeezed my hands tightly for three seconds , holding the joints crackling, and then suddenly separated!

"I only found out after listening to the book I talked about yesterday that brother Tang is the author of "The Story of Izumo", "The Story of Luoxue" and "The Story of Yaotai" that I was looking for, 'Shanling Xiaoxiaosheng'!"

My body trembled violently at the words.

My finger almost got stuck in the wooden lattice of the door!

You're talking about the blackening of father and son, Shuang Xing's master and apprentice, and brothers who love each other and kill each other! ?

I hesitated for a while before I wanted to expose this matter.

"After all, these are the three books I wrote when I was young. The writing and plots are all so clumsy that it really made Brother Feng laugh. Please, Brother Feng, forget about these three books, and also forget the pen name 'Shanling Xiaoxiaosheng'." .”

Let the thunder of the past, the evil of the past, let it explode silently in the past.

As a result, Feng Bishu said with seriousness on his face: "Actually, I have not only read these three ancient books, but also read "Fang Chun Ji", "Yu Mei Ji" published by you under the pseudonym of 'Shan Ling Xiao Xiao Sheng' in the past year. ", "Rui Se Ji"! Compared with the previous three articles, I think these three articles are more sophisticated in writing and profound in meaning throughout.

My face froze, and I fell completely silent.

It seems that I can't wait to be inlaid in the wooden board at this moment.

He actually read the last few articles?

That was when I was recovering from my injuries, so I wrote three articles based on the character of Qiu Lianzheng, a bastard Huang Wen! !

He actually saw eight honors and eight disgraces from inside!

I also saw the positive energy of socialism! ?

In the end I wrote it wrong.

Or is one of your eyes or your head misaligned?

Seeing my silence, Feng Bishu thought he had said something wrong.

He originally wanted to express his gratitude for my storytelling all morning.

As a result, I spoke words of appreciation, but Amway's words shocked me for a moment.

Like a little bastard whose underpants were ripped off, he died at the bottom of the well and under the table without being able to turn over.

He stepped back suddenly, opened the distance between the readers and the author, and bowed slightly: "Sorry, Brother Tang published under a pseudonym, but he didn't want to reveal his identity, and you probably wouldn't want to use your identity as Hero Tang with me. Saying this... I was reckless..."

I breathed a sigh of relief, and he said more seriously: "Since it's about the appreciation and analysis of the works, I should discuss it with readers...I'll go to Brother Chou and recommend the three recent articles written by Brother Tang to him for discussion!"

……

When I saw him turn around, he was so angry that his mouth "squeezed", and spit spit out angrily: "You are not allowed to go!"

Feng Bishu was stunned, looking at my shock and anger with a puzzled face, I immediately realized something, wiped my mouth embarrassedly, and then said angrily: "I don't want him to know more of my works, you read it yourself It’s fine if you like it, you don’t need to discuss it with him!”

I thought about it, and added: "You are not allowed to mention these three articles with other people in this house! Not even one of them!"

Once you tell the content of the story and spread it to Qiu Lianzheng's ears, wouldn't he immediately guess that I used his character as the prototype to write three small yellow articles about attacking and giving birth! ?

Feng Bishu didn't know what he said was wrong, but he agreed honestly.

I watched him leave, and the breath in my heart was the result of riding the roller coaster three times, nine times on the pirate ship, and thirteen bungee jumping times, and then came back. It was almost half a second, up and down, without a moment of peace.

In order to calm down, I took the food box Feng Bishu gave me, and wanted to run to the gazebo in the lotus pond. I ate and enjoyed the beautiful scenery at the same time. I think my mood can finally calm down, right?

As a result, I lowered my head, embarrassed my face, and took the food box all the way to the gazebo, but when I walked not far away, I raised my head, but I was stunned.

Qiu Lianzheng was also eating there.

While eating, he also picked out some of the vegetables he didn't like in the rice, and threw them into the lotus pond to feed the fish. Wherever he threw them, the gold carp and silverfish in the pond would flock to them, shaking their scales one by one. Tail, flippers and head, just like fierce tigers fighting for food and packs of wolves fighting for meat!

And he was throwing it casually at first, but he smiled in surprise when he saw that the fish were so curled up.

After laughing, I throw more and more frequently, as if I want to brew an outstanding pool fight scene inside the lotus pond fish!

I wanted to avoid seeing it.

After all, I remembered those little yellow articles that were based on him just now.

But seeing him waste food like this, I feel a little uncomfortable.

I flew forward and said to him: "Don't feed them like this, they will be as picky eaters as you are!"

Seeing me, Qiu Lianzheng was taken aback for a moment, then raised his face and raised his chest, his handsome face turned a bit unconvinced: "Didn't you see that they are all so thin? I don't think Liang Wan is usually very Come to this house, they are all starved to death!"

There is a kind of thinness, Qiu Lianzheng thinks you are thin.

I glared at him and said, "What's wrong with being thinner? You look better if you are thinner!"

Qiu Lian stared at me: "It's not good to be thin! This kind of ornamental carp has to be as big and fat as a beauty's buttocks to look beautiful!"

... whose ass are you fucking talking about?

I stared back at him: "What are you talking about? What are you thinking about every day?"

Qiu Lianzheng smiled casually, and I ignored him. I just opened the food box, took out the chopsticks, and started eating the food inside. As a result, I concentrated on eating, and Qiu Lianzheng waited wholeheartedly. After a few seconds, I turned around. They came to peek at me, and then turned more and more frequently, as if silently expecting me to speak.

But when I was almost done eating, I didn't say a word.

He was surprised and disappointed, and turned to look at me.

"Didn't you come to talk to me specially? Why are you just focusing on eating?"

I put down my chopsticks and turned half my face to look at him.

"I specially choose a place with a good view to eat, but the weather is not good, and there happens to be you here."

Qiu Lianzheng raised his eyebrows and said, "Just me?"

He thought for a while, and then said, "But you've come here, aren't you going to say something?"

I sighed, raised my head, and looked at him: "What do you think... what should I say?"

Qiu Lianzheng raised his bulging chest, and I really wanted to poke the two heads on his chest with a small chopstick. I saw his Adam's apple rolling back and forth on his fair neck for a long time, and finally heard He solemnly squeezed out a question.

"How's your health recently?"

I knew what he wanted to ask, and I slowly said: "Don't worry about it, I carry the prescription prescribed by Doctor Luo with me, and Liang Wan will cook it for me, and I will recover soon."

Qiu Lianzheng said again: "After you heard what I said this morning, you don't have anything else to say?"

I thought about it and said, "After you heard my story, you decided to go all out. I am very grateful to you."

It’s over.

After listening to my formulaic words, Qiu Lianzheng raised his sword eyebrows and said, "But at first you lied to me about this story, saying that you hoped that I would realize some truths. In the end, you told the story for another purpose, that's all right. Well, anyway, you are used to deceiving people! But now that you have talked about such a point without end, I haven't realized whether I prefer you as a woman or you as a man, so I will go all out, don't you? Aren't you going to say something?"

Oh I see.

This is after the story is told and sold.

I turned to him and said with a smile, "Then what else do you want to discuss about this story? I'm all ears."

Qiu Lian contended: "I've said almost everything that needs to be discussed, do you really have nothing else to say to help me enlighten?"

I didn't expect him to say that, and after thinking about it seriously, I said, "No."

Want a special episode?Calvin is gone.

After sale?It's drained.

Want me to complain about you?That's a big deal.

Qiu Lianzheng tightly shut his mouth and stared at me for a long time.

Suddenly his hand moved.

Just touched the lid of the food box to the food box, and there was a loud crisp sound immediately.

Like a certain hidden emotion in his heart, he showed his body without saying hello and made a sharp turn, colliding and rubbing against another emotion solidly.

Qiu Lianzheng covered the food box, and then seemed to have made a decision, and said firmly: "The future of this trip is unpredictable, and I don't want to go in a vague way. Since you have no more words to help me enlighten, then I will Go and enlighten yourself."

I wondered: "How do you plan to become enlightened?"

Qiu Lianzheng took it for granted, "Since you can't comprehend it from listening to the story, then try to comprehend it yourself."

I was taken aback, but he just said with a blank expression: "We don't have much time, I'll go to the biggest male brothel in the city tomorrow, try to find a young man, and see if I can get enlightened."

I didn't expect him to say that at all.

It was as if I had been hit by an ice cube, and my shoulder blades moved slightly with anxiety and annoyance. When I opened my mouth, even my voice was as deep as water.

"You still go to Xiaowan when you are injured? Are you not afraid of the injury?"

Qiu Lianzheng raised his head, and said arrogantly: "Feng Bishu can do it. You seem to admire him when you tell the story. Could it be that I am worse than him?"

I was suffocated by his words, so angry that I laughed and said, "Okay, what kind of young lady is Master Qiu going to find?"

Qiu Lian contended: "I'm in a hurry, I won't choose."

He thought for a while, and said casually: "I just want to find someone who looks like a girl with her hair down and tied up like a boy, with thin back muscles and a thin waist, white and cherry-red chest, fleshy thighs, and fleshy calves. Long. The most important thing is that the buttocks must be upturned, at least this big, and the buttocks must be strong..."

After speaking, he raised his hands.

Dare to compare the size!

How dare you describe the shape!

I glared at him and said, "You still don't choose these conditions?"

I was annoyed again: "And you just say it, why do you look at me when you say it?"

In the end, Qiu Lianzheng said with a clear face: "There are references for comparison."

Why don't you report my ID card at all.

Just take me to a brothel to shake people off!

I really couldn't help it, and turned from a normal laugh to a cool ridicule: "I think you and Feng Bishu are really a match made in heaven, you are going to work hard, and you are still thinking about these things in your heart!"

Qiu Lianzheng only said: "Are you angry?"

I withdrew my expression: "Why should I be angry?"

Qiu Lian contended: "You want me to realize which side of you I like. I really want to do this, but you are not happy?"

I was annoyed: "You can't get enlightened in place? Do you have to spoil people?"

Qiu Lianzheng frowned: "I tried to get enlightened on the spot, but I can't do it!"

I was even more annoyed: "Why can't I do it? I can see that others can do it!"

Jinjiang's pure love channel, the little fairies can become enlightened in situ without experiencing any sex life, and instantly change their minds!

Some are even bent from a regular embroidery needle into a paper clip.Why can't you?You are also a handsome caterpillar full of immortality!

Qiu Lianzheng just smiled: "Tang Yue, you said it yourself - you don't like me anymore, and you won't be intimate with me anymore. You said it yourself - you want me to realize what you like about you one side……"

He raised his head and said in a natural tone: "Since your story can't help me, and you refuse to help me, then I'll find someone else to help me enlighten myself, at least I can figure out what I like before I go all out." What, isn't this what you want? Why are you so angry?"

I said coldly: "I don't like you anymore...but you said it yourself - you still like me!"

My voice turned cold: "If you really still like me, how could you go to another young lady so quickly! You are clearly lying! You are as dishonest as Feng Bishu, no, you are more deceitful than Feng Bishu!"

Seeing me like this, Qiu Lianzheng suddenly turned coldly on his face, and his eyes shone brightly.

"Actually, in my original plan, I didn't go to those people, but..."

In the middle of speaking, he suddenly stopped.

Then he stood up, approached me, stood behind a certain point, and then leaned forward little by little, getting closer, so close that his shadow completely covered my body, and his chest muscles were almost on top of my chest When I was on my body, I immediately felt that something was wrong.

I said cautiously: "What are you doing!"

Qiu Lianzheng stopped as expected.

He stopped at a very ambiguous and oppressive position. From his angle, it almost blocked me at this point. If I tried to escape from any angle, it seemed that I would pass his arm and be blocked back.

I was slightly annoyed: "Qiu Lianzheng, what are you doing so close? Back off if you don't speak!"

But he looked at me with a complicated expression.

"You obviously still like me, why don't you admit it?"

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