Tang Daxia wrote a thousand original novels

"Is the story still being told? Could it be that my good Brother Tang stopped telling stories when Xu Liangming came?"

Mao Maochou was angry and angry, but he didn't forget to remind him.

As soon as he called for an update, A'Du also chimed in and said, "That's not bad. You guys have recounted the old days, and you've had a quarrel. It's time to continue the story, right? I also want to know the relationship between Gao Youyou and Guo Nuanlu. Is there anything like that?"

When he could say that, both sister Luo and Zhao's sister showed some doubts, and A'Du gave them a vivid summary of it with a very enthusiastic attitude and tone, and even danced and used it like an Italian. The rich body language matched the retelling, and Lao Qi also said a few words in his voice. I didn't realize that he should have listened to the story when he was on the roof.

These two started talking about CP, which is really interesting. One is like a monkey rampaging in Haitang city, and the other is like an old man who has been immersed in AO3 for many years. The personality traits and physical compatibility of Gao Youyou and Guo Nuanlu are from the beginning to the end. After analyzing it again, what I said was clear and logical, and the conclusion was two words - a perfect match.

They believed that if anyone's brain waves could match Gao Youyou's in the world, it would be Guo Nuanlu.

Conversely, if there is anyone in the world whose brain circuit can be as ingenious as Guo Nuanlu, it is Gao Youyou.

The words were plausible and almost convinced me, the client.

I say almost, because none of them saw the situation with their own eyes.

This is Gao Youyou, the peak period with 100% AI content three years ago, and Guo Nuanlu, a secondary school swordsman who believed in "my wife is a sword spirit" for ten years.

I am not sure about whether the AI ​​software was unstable at that moment, and whether Zhongerjian can recover from the advanced stage of the second cancer.

At that time, Gao Youyou pointed at the wind and threw it towards Guo Nuanlu.

Then do you think Guo Nuanlu would stand there stupidly?

Sorry, he is really standing there stupidly.

Because when the wind of the finger hit him, he tilted his head slightly, the extremely swift wind of the finger almost brushed his brow bone, and also shaved a little bit of black hair on his forehead.

Such a dangerous, terrifying finger.

But Guo Nuanlu turned around very calmly and said something seriously.

"Your murderous fingering is beautiful."

He praised Gao Youyou's fingering without any teasing and joking tone, but a calm and peaceful evaluation, just like a jewelry craftsman complimenting a beautiful woman's hairpin with jewels and pearls, the pure and unobstructed appreciation made me unable to help Confused, did he intentionally let Zhifeng get so close to his face just now?

【Dr. Luo asked suspiciously: "Why do you have to be so close?"

Zhao Xining guessed: "It's close enough for him to observe and feel the strength of the finger wind?"

A'Du said with a smile: "I think he also likes the excitement and joy of wandering between life and death."]

I noticed something was wrong with the atmosphere, and walked away calmly. Sure enough, Gao Youyou only raised her snow-colored face after hearing the praise, her eyes remained cold.

"Your swordsmanship is also beautiful, but it's a pity that it fell into your hands."

Guo Nuanlu's lips twitched slightly: "What a pity?"

Gao Youyou said coldly: "Because those who offend me don't live long, and so do you!"

After finishing speaking, he put on his clothes in an instant. The white and dust-free clothes covered the muscle lines of his whole body, floating on his body like a thin layer of mist. He didn't care about the enemy in the dark, and just tapped it with his finger!

The target this time is Guo Nuanlu's hand!

He is bound to force Guo Nuanlu to draw his sword here and now!

[Zhao's sister is a little speechless: "Why is this Mr. Gao so ignorant? The foreign enemy is still there, so there is internal strife?"

A'Du laughed and said: "If he is a sensible person, will we still meet him here?"]

Gao Youyou made several finger winds in a row, and moved towards the wrist and forearm. Guo Nuanlu just dodged back and forth, his body was lean and muscular like a thin tiger cub, and even in the dim light, his delicate structure and The proportion, combined with his unique body technique, enables him to twist his body, turn his stride, and slide at various incredible angles.

In just twenty rounds, Gao Youyou hit a full 45 fingers!

【Qiu Lianzheng's expression darkened, as if facing a formidable enemy: "This, is this really his peak strength?"

Xiao Chang looked at me in surprise: "Xiao Tang, did you just watch at that time? Why didn't you persuade me?"

I said: "Do you think I can persuade the two of them by myself?"]

Gao Youyou at that time was indeed crazy, but he also had the capital to be crazy.

He refers to the wind like a continuous crossbow, raises his hand like a cloud, and he can shoot in several directions without any scruples when fighting someone!

However, Guo Nuanlu was injured and was unable to counterattack. He dodged left and right dozens of times, but he only made three moves.

But these three moves are the weirdest, most magical, and most skillful three sword moves I have ever seen!

The first move is to instantly fold the blade back to the chest, and flick the three fingers to block the wind!

The second move, his men rushed forward, but handed the tip of the sword back without looking back!

People are people and swords in one, but his sword and people go their own way. The sword stretches and bends back as if detached from the wrist, and collides with the fingering wind with a "bang bang", deflecting the fingering wind in an instant. traces of!

The third move was in the last round. He seemed to have lost his strength, and he no longer planned to dodge or dodge again. When the wind hit, his people just stayed where they were. "Water Sword" pierced in a strange and unreasonable direction.

The speed of that stab was obviously very slow and the force was not heavy, but it was so strange that it seemed as if it had calculated the trajectory of the finger wind early. It accurately met the first finger wind, then accelerated instantly, turned over, and faced The second refers to the wind, then shakes and trembles, and then wraps around the third refers to the wind.

Folding three times and turning three times with one sword in this area completely relieved Wuxiang's energy of following his heart!

【A'Du said in surprise: "He, did he see through all of Gao Youyou's attack methods?"

Lao Qi also frowned: "The first nineteen rounds of Guo Nuanlu were just dodging and defending. In fact, he was observing the gap and speed of Wuxiangfollowing his heart? Then he calculated the direction and origin of the next move in his mind?"

Xiao Chang's face changed: "Then, then this person's eyesight is too scary."]

Guo Nuanlu was indeed observing.

His eyesight is indeed very vicious.

But it is also inaccurate to say that he has completely seen through the mind finger without phase.

Because Gao Youyou was suffering from cold poison at the time, his internal strength was affected, and his subordinates were also merciful, so they didn't use all of it.

【Qiu Lianzheng frowned: "He told his subordinates to be merciful like that? You are his friend, so you can't be partial like this."

I patted his palm lightly, and said: "At that time, he hit all the wrists and joints, and didn't hit the vital parts. Isn't that called mercy?"]

Anyway, after twenty rounds passed, Gao Youyou also saw the weirdness and unpredictability of Guo Nuanlu's swordsmanship, and frowned. After a while, I saw the right moment and rushed over from behind.

【Qiu Lianzheng was stunned: "What are you rushing to do at this time?"】

As soon as I rushed over, Gao Youyou instantly pointed back and poked my palm!

I instantly retracted my left palm and stretched out my right hand. The right hand just avoided the fingertips, caught his beautiful wrist, and twisted it in the opposite direction!But Gao Youyou instantly raised the other palm, and a finger wind brewed under the palm, and it went straight to my waist!

I backed away, and at the same time twisted his wrist and turned it outwards. I thought it would be good to let him lose his strength, but in the end I felt like I had twisted a piece of fine steel and cold iron. The person who was about to lose his strength was I!

【Qiu Lianzheng complained: "You still want to twist Gao Youyou's wrist? Do you know that you are trying to die?"

Xiao Chang glared at him: "What do you know? It's called fighting to save your friends!"

... Isn't that just a euphemism for courting death? 】

Seeing that my side was at a disadvantage, Guo Nuanlu flew away in an instant, leaned over and rushed forward, pretending to stab Gao Youyou's forehead with a sword!

Another heavy and slow sword move, but almost impossible to avoid!

Gao Youyou's eyes sharpened, as if he was about to make a serious move, Guo Nuanlu turned around halfway, and sideways slashed the sword, instead zoomed in closer, drew out the hilt, and met his finger!

Gao Youyou stabbed with her finger, and it was inserted into the hilt of the sword without any mistakes!

Guo Nuanlu turned the hilt of the sword in an instant, and his fingers followed suit, and under the wind of his middle finger, the hilt of the sword was instantly torn apart and shattered completely!

Immediately, his face turned cold, and he immediately kicked Guo Nuanlu!

This person was going to fight Guo Nuanlu, I immediately pulled out my hands and hugged his waist, taking advantage of his distraction, I put all my weight on it, like a slapstick, and pushed Gao Youyou to the ground!

A second after I pressed him down, my body was so heavy that he couldn't get up. His five fingers suddenly appeared in front of my neck. I was startled. Seeing that he was about to strangle me with all his strength, Guo Nuanlu's sword tip suddenly appeared.

And it gently tapped Gao Youyou's beautiful and delicate eyebrows.

The tip of the sword was so gentle that it seemed to help him shave his eyebrows.

But Gao Youyou couldn't move anymore.

He just said with a blank face: "You two fight one, it's a good cooperation."

I was annoyed: "The enemy is still fighting among themselves?"

Gao Youyou: "Didn't you want internal strife?"

I was taken aback, when did I say this?

Gao Youyou glanced at Guo Nuanlu, and Guo Nuanlu immediately showed a very shallow and very faint smile, and then the man retracted the tip of the sword instantly, and "plopped" on the ground without thinking about anything.

I was startled and asked in a low voice, "What are you doing?"

Guo Nuanlu opened his eyes wide, looked at the sky and said, "I'm dead, don't talk to me."

On the contrary, he stared at the sky with his pupils, obediently "dead" without closing his eyes.

I instantly understood: "Are you deliberately fighting among yourself, creating the illusion of killing each other, so that people outside the secret room will open the door and collect the corpse for you?"

Gao Youyou just gave me a sideways glance. I don't know why I saw a look of contempt on his face. It might be an illusion.

【A'Du smiled and said: "It's not an illusion, he just despised you at that time."

This time it was my turn to stare at him with Qiu Lianzheng, but Sister Luo laughed. 】

It's true that I proposed the plan to pretend to be infighting to deceive the enemy at the beginning, but Gao Youyou's expressionless wooden face doesn't seem to understand, why didn't he understand it? Why didn't he tell me?

I pressed on Gao Youyou, and muttered softly: "Then you 'killed' each other, and I have to 'die' too, you quickly pinch me, hurry up."

Gao Youyou gave me a disgusted look, and instantly moved her five fingers, strangling my neck.

As soon as he exerted his strength, I yelled a few times in a very cooperative "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".

"Gao Youyou...you...you...wanted to kill me..."

"You are... simply... inhuman... ungrateful..."

"What a hateful, hateful... ungrateful little boy..."

Gao Youyou frowned and said, "Are you taking the opportunity to scold me?"

I rolled off him at the speed of light and rolled to Guo Nuanlu's side, completely dead.

Then I glanced sideways at Guo Nuanlu, who "will not die with peace in my eyes", and asked softly, "How long are we going to die?"

Guo Nuanlu just stared at the sky with wide eyes, and said seriously: "I'm already dead, I can't hear you."

...It's just pretending to be dead, don't get into the drama like this!

Gao Youyou also "died" cooperatively, just lying on his side, "dead" in a posture that could explode at any time.

We just slept on the cold ground, "dead" for a full hour.

Finally, as expected in the plan, the seemingly seamless wall in the darkness suddenly split to both sides as if cut by a knife, leaving a door in the middle.

A man in yellow came over from the door, seeing the three of us in such a dead state, he sniffed each of us, and after coming to the conclusion that there was no heartbeat, he smiled very proudly and satisfied.

"What's Gao Youyou from 'Gods and Buddhas Without Phase', what's Guo Nuanlu from 'The Qushui Breaks a Thousand Suns', and what's the 'Mr. Rose' Su Xiaomei, a group of empty-hearted wine bags and rice bags, who just died like this!"

He changed his smile, and said sharply between his brows: "However, if you die, you will die, and I will be injured. I can't let you go away so peacefully."

After finishing speaking, he immediately flipped out a palm, and was about to hit Gao Youyou who was on the ground!

Suddenly, a flash of sword light flashed past, and in the blink of an eye, the palm of the man in yellow was pierced by a sword, and then the tip of the sword continued, directly pierced into the forearm, piercing like a muscle!

From the forearm joint, a bright and strange blood flower bloomed!

Everything happened so fast, until the moment when the blood bloomed, the man in yellow was still smiling triumphantly.

But his smile froze immediately.

He was about to scream.

I instantly turned over and stood up, rushed forward with a stride, circled around with my wrist, locked his throat, and covered his mouth.

At this time, Gao Youyou stood up calmly and looked at the man in yellow.

"Just died for an hour, now it's time for you to die."

The man in yellow looked terrified, but Gao Youyou looked at Guo Nuanlu.

"I was about to hit him just now, what did you do with the sword first?"

Guo Nuanlu was extremely sensitive: "Are you angry?"

Gao Youyou said lightly: "I just wanted to kill people, I was never angry."

I was shocked when I was holding the prisoner, what the hell kind of conversation is this?

In the end, Guo Nuanlu only said: "He is the one I am chasing, of course I should take action. As for you...you seem to get angry easily."

Gao Youyou said expressionlessly: "I'm not angry."

Guo Nuanlu seemed to be curious: "When you are really angry, will the fingering of murder become more beautiful?"

Gao Youyou slowly turned her head: "You really want to see it?"

Guo Nuanlu nodded seriously.

I frowned, and when I felt that the conversation was getting more and more weird, Gao Youyou actually thought about it seriously, looked at me, then at Guo Nuanlu and said, "I'm not angry now, but Tang Yue is with me all the way. , I think you'll have a chance to see it."

I:"……"

To be honest, I really wanted to slap him on the head.

But Guo Nuanlu helped me just now, and he is considered a reliable person, so I held back when I thought about it.

As a result, when the surname Guo heard this, he only gave me a strange look, then held his sword in his chest, nodded in agreement and said, "I think what he said is the truth."

I frowned: "What are you talking about?"

He said: "You are... really good at making people angry."

I wondered: "What's wrong with me?"

Guo Nuanlu: "I haven't seen your real face, but when you acted as Su Xiaomei, the way you spoke and acted was like an old rooster in a floral dress."

"What do you mean?"

He actually said seriously: "There are a lot of talks and people are very coquettish, which makes me want to poke you with a pole."

【A'Du burst out laughing instantly.

Qiu Lianzheng couldn't help but laugh.

My complexion is not very good, very bad. 】

I was staring at them both with an inexplicable expression.

I also want to slap them both into a paste.

They still have the nerve to dislike Su Xiaomei's performance?

What happened to Sao Yan?What's wrong with talking too much?

I was the one who came up with the plan for infighting!Why did these two people form a united front in front of my eyes?

I'm really angry!

very angry!

I angrily pushed the man in yellow out, followed closely by Guo Nuanlu, but out of the corner of my eye, I saw Gao Youyou raised his eyebrows slightly after I went out, as if he was looking at me and Guo Nuanlu direction, revealing an imperceptible smile.

But it's gone in a flash.

Not a trace is left.

That was actually the first time I realized it.

"God and Buddha have no phase" Gao Youyou, maybe he is also a person?

If he was heartless and ruthless, how could he smile so beautifully?