Qiushuiyiren GL

New Year's Day is here, and a new year has begun.

The new year does not necessarily have good weather.On New Year's Day, the smog was severe and visibility was extremely low. Many pedestrians who went out wore gas masks.

During a rare holiday, Ji Shui and Yi Ran planned to go for a walk in the suburbs, but seeing the severe smog, they had no choice but to give up.The two were discussing how to spend this short vacation, so Wu Zhuohang called and asked Ji Shui to have lunch together, saying that he also invited some classmates, so it was a small gathering among classmates.Ji Shui asked which classmates they were, and lowered his head in thought.She turned on the loudspeaker, and Yi Ran could hear their speech clearly. Seeing Ji Shui like this, she knew that her classmates were somewhat important, so she patted her hand and nodded to her, meaning you should go.Ji Shui originally thought that she should go, but she felt that it would be interesting to spend the holiday with Yi Ran, and she was a little reluctant.Seeing that Yi Ran signaled that she should go, she nodded and agreed.

Ji Shui went to Shuwei to attend a class reunion. Yi Ran was bored at home alone, so she held potato chips and turned on the TV to watch. The show is too boring, in short, boring.Just as he was about to turn off the TV, Hu Xiaobing called again—it was New Year's Day, and it was time to see his mentor Fang Tinghai.

The two of them are the same mentor, and they got married. Fang Tinghai was their witness when they got married. To visit such a real master, one must go in pairs to show respect.Yi Ran sent a WeChat message to tell Ji Shui her whereabouts, and went to Fang Tinghai's house with Hu Xiaobing.They took a taxi to visit their elders during this kind of festival. It is impossible not to drink some wine, and it is not convenient to drive.

Fang Tinghai lives in a villa area on the North Fifth Ring Road. The decoration of the home is pure Chinese style, antique and extremely elegant.As soon as Hu Xiaobing got out of the car with a gift from Yi Ran, Fang Tinghai's wife came out to greet him first: "Xiaobing and his wife are here! How many times have I told you that coming here is coming home, what gifts do you bring!"

"Etiquette can't be less." Yi Ran took her arm affectionately, and joked, "Is there anything bothering Mrs. Madam recently? Let us have fun if we have something to say."

"You stinky girl, you're here to make fun of me again! Seeing that I look better than you, you're jealous, don't you?"

"That's right! Those who go out with you will think you are my sister, and those with bad eyes will definitely think you are my sister. Can you not be jealous!"

"Hahaha, why don't I like chatting with you, because you only speak from the heart!" The teacher's wife smiled very brightly. She is from Yantai. She grew up by the sea since childhood, and she was born with an open-mindedness.She, Yi Ran and Hu Xiaobing are both from Qilu State, so she is very close to them both, and they speak casually.

Entering the room, putting down the gift, Hu Xiaobing asked, "Master, where is Teacher Fang?"

"Here!" Fang Tinghai showed half of his head from the kitchen, and shouted, "Is the little soldier Yiran here? Let's have dinner after I finish this sweet and sour carp dish. I'm happy today, let's have a good drink."

"Okay!" Hu Xiaobing went to the kitchen and looked in: "Mr. Fang, I have learned a few dishes recently, can I show you my skills?"

"What nonsense! Come on!"

While Hu Xiaobing was cooking, Yi Ran chatted with his wife in the living room.The teacher's wife is a dance teacher, and she maintains her figure very well, and she can't tell that she is almost [-] at all.And her mentality is also very good. She never feels that she is old, likes to be exposed to new things, has no airs, and often tells jokes or pops up a few Internet buzzwords. Such elders are rare, and Yi Ran also I really enjoyed chatting with her.

Fang Tinghai was in great spirits and drank a lot of wine while eating.In the wine field, the teachers toasted, and the students had no reason not to accompany them, so both Yi Ran and Hu Xiaobing also drank a lot.They drank 42-degree Jiannanchun, and the three of them drank four bottles.Teacher's wife doesn't know how to drink white wine, so she uses red wine instead.Yi Ran also wanted to drink red wine at first, but Fang Tinghai disagreed. He was well aware of his drinking capacity as a female student, and with his teacher and wife on the side telling him to "stay at home when you're drunk", Yi Ran simply got scalped. Yiheng, drink it!

She knows how much she can drink, but generally speaking, 42 taels is the dividing line for wine with a temperature of about 7 degrees. , the consciousness is clear, dizzy, and a little drunk; after a catty, or after a catty or two, although the consciousness is clear, the body starts not to be dominated by the brain, and this time is often really drunk.

Today, however, she was a bit evil, Yi Ran drank a little more than a catty, and she was able to walk in a straight line. This made her feel amazing, and at the same time she had to ask: "Mr. Fang, is your wine fake?"

"What's fake?" Fang Tinghai lit a cigarette, raised his hand and knocked her on the head: "Do you understand that this is a rare one? Did you realize that it tastes more mellow than ordinary sword?"

"It's better than Pu Jianxiang, but how can I still walk in a straight line after drinking so much? I used to have to draw an S when I drank a catty. This is unscientific!"

Hu Xiaobing said: "Don't underestimate this wine, it has great stamina! Besides, drinking is also related to mood. I usually only drink a catty, but today I drank more than a catty, because I am in a good mood. You see, I am also Are you not drunk?"

Even if she wasn't drunk, Yi Ran didn't dare to drink anymore, after all, she wasn't at home, so she couldn't get drunk recklessly.It was hot inside and cold outside, and the cold air was good for sobering up. The wife was making soup, she glanced at Fang Tinghai and Hu Xiaobing who were chatting happily, and sneaked out the door without seeming to notice her.

The cold air really worked. She was blown by the little north wind, and she was instantly sober. It's just that she drank too much, and she still had some double vision.She called Ji Shui first, and when she got up, she asked, "Have you been drinking?"

Ji Shui heard that she had a big tongue, and guessed that she must have been drinking, so she said, "I drove out, but I didn't drink. You drank a lot, right?"

"Well, Hu Xiaobing and I both drank a lot. Ji Shui, say you miss me." Yi Ran acted coquettishly by taking advantage of the alcohol.

Ji Shui walked out of the box and said dotingly, "I miss you."

"Didn't hear clearly, say it again."

"I miss you."

"Good boy. How many people are there for your classmate gathering?"

"Want to investigate?" Ji Shui lowered his head and smiled, "There are six in total, besides Wu Zhuohang and I, there are two men and two women."

Yi Ran said bitterly: "It's exactly three pairs!"

"It's messed up again. Well, let me report to you. Two men named Zhang Feng and Xing Lei, one in the Intellectual Property Office and one in the Ministry of Culture, are married. Xing Lei just had a daughter this year. The two women are Wu Xue and Qian Hongyi. Wu Xue is also married in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, and her daughter is two years old. Qian Hongyi, like Wu Zhuohang, is engaged in venture capital. She has just divorced and is currently looking for The possibility of the target is not very high. Miss Yi, the report is over."

"Okay. Your classmates... especially the male classmates, there are quite a lot of politicians. Among my classmates, there are far fewer officials."

"Politics for the arts...doesn't make sense." Ji Shui's tone was full of suspicion.

Yi Ran said unconvinced: "Don't underestimate those who engage in art! We either don't play, and we play earth-shattering ones! Such as Adolf Hitler."

Ji Shui clicked his tongue and said, "You scare me to death! So it's better for you to paint stipples honestly and wholeheartedly to contribute to the art cause of the motherland, and don't meddle in other things."

"Hate! Honey, I need you to pick me up."

"Okay, tell me the address, I'll finish here right away, and I'll pick you up in a while."

After Yi Ran told her the address, she hung up the phone, and then sat down on the stone bench by the garden. She pressed her temples hard, she was really drunk, her eyes were straight, and everything she saw was in pairs. , and his face was a little numb from drinking, but at least he was not drunk, but still sober.

When Yi Ran returned, Fang Tinghai and Hu Xiaobing had already gone to the study. Fang Tinghai had a habit of drawing a few pictures after drinking. He sometimes compared himself to Li Bai, a poet. It is indeed better than when you are awake.This may be due to the fact that he doesn't ponder over too many details when he's drunk, and can express his feelings unscrupulously.The kind of master has the kind of apprentice, and his habit is naturally passed down to Yi Ran and Hu Xiaobing. They also often paint after drinking, but now they are all around work, and the opportunity to pick up a brush and paint is incomparable. on campus now.

The study is very warm, Yi Ran had already been blown away by the cold wind outside a lot of alcohol, but now it was steamed by the heating in the room, and all of it rushed up again.Her head started to feel heavy again, and she really wanted to yell presumptuously, but she knew that this was at the teacher's house, and she couldn't be presumptuous at all.

She tried her best to brace her nerves until Ji Shui arrived.Ji Shui called to tell her that she had arrived, and she hurriedly took Hu Xiaobing to leave.The teacher's wife wanted to serve Fang Tinghai, so she couldn't come out to see them off, so she just told them to be careful on the way.When the two came out and saw Ji Shui, their tense nerves instantly relaxed. Hu Xiaobing drank much more than Yi Ran, and he was tough in front of Fang Tinghai. The serf who had been oppressed for many years finally saw the Red Army who could make him stand up, and his whole body was extremely warm.

Yi Ran could no longer walk in a straight line, and Ji Shui took a lot of effort to push her into the co-pilot. Hu Xiaobing, who was better, climbed into the car by himself, half-lying on the back seat, panting, and after panting, he was drunk again. Said: "This car is... so fucking comfortable! It's like the Taj Mahal!"

Ji Shui said, "Thank you! Compare my car to a grave!"

"Hey! That grave... is not an ordinary grave, is it? What did Mr. Tagore say? He said it was... a teardrop on the cheek of Eternity."

"Oh...these poets are really sour," Yi Ran burped, "Hu Xiaobing, you don't want to go to India, do you? You are going, so you can drink a few more bowls of Ganges water. It is said that you have a glass of water." To prolong life, drink two cups to live forever, drink three cups to live a hundred years, drink four cups to live forever, drink five cups to protect heaven, drink six cups..."

"Fuck you! You...Your elementary school Chinese was taught by the physical education teacher? After using longevity, just, don't use immortality! You...Do you want me to live long or do you want me to live forever? Aren’t you old? Besides, who...who said I’m going to India? The men over there haven’t evolved well, and they don’t even let babies and animals go, so they’re afraid!” Hu Xiaobing put his head in his hands and widened his eyes, making a gesture The frightened look is very cute.

Ji Shui laughed loudly and said, "Hu Xiaobing, you have finally exposed your nature of suffering!"

"Oh my sister, your smile is really creepy! Let me tell you a secret, my brother is a gong, pure!" Hu Xiaobing straightened his neck proudly: "Speak seriously, brother-in-law, thank you for coming to pick me up!"

Yi Ran turned around and sprayed him: "Hu Xiaobing! You are not allowed to call my brother-in-law Ji Shui, such a flowery face is clearly my wife's!"

Hu Xiaobing said: "Pull it down! You... look like you are destined to be married, and your temperament is too much! It is my brother-in-law who is domineering, good and evil, can be attacked or accepted, if you don't talk to me It looks like Dongfang Bubai, and when she speaks, she looks like Dongfang Bubai's mother..."

Yi Ran asked, "Who is Dongfang Bubai's mother?"

"Dugu seeking defeat!"

"Isn't Dugu Qiubai a man?"

"Hi! He also came from the palace!"

"When did it happen? Why didn't I know?"

"It should be after Huang Rong and Mu Nianci got married."

"Mu Nianci and Huang Rong are dating? Why didn't I know?"

"Guo Jing and Yang Kang are now a couple, and they are forced to be a couple."

"Guo Jing and Yang Kang are good? Why don't I know?"

"Why don't you know anything? It's terrible to be uneducated!"

……

Yi Ran and Hu Xiaobing sang and chatted drunkenly, Ji Shui didn't bother to talk to them, after fastening Yi Ran's seat belt, she straightened her messy hair, kissed her face sideways, and coaxed, "Be good, go home." ", stepped on the accelerator again, and rushed towards the rising sun.