are you a clown

Phone ringtones are factory-set original goods.

Of course, it’s not just the phone’s ringtone. When you’re about to swipe the green symbol to answer, the phone will be hung up suddenly. After unlocking with your fingerprint, you can see it clearly. Lin Chensan’s phone wallpaper is also factory-built .

In the past few years, she didn't plan to change it.

If nothing else happened, she should be able to use this phone until it breaks.

Then turn your gaze back.

Look at the caller ID.

It's an unfamiliar number, but it belongs to this city.After thinking about it, there is no one I know locally who didn't save the number when it was necessary.However, the guy just now may be a local.

After thinking about it this way, instead of thinking about the act of this person hanging up before answering the phone call, he just created a new contact and made a note of the other party's name.

She said it, so remember it well.

Erjiasi typed the word three times and deleted it three times.Lin Chensan finally typed a homonym of two plus four.She is not sensitive to numbers, but if it is two-digit addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, she still has the confidence to distinguish what they represent.

She should be able to remember the name.

This night, Lin Chensan slept later than any other night before.

Occasionally, when I go to bed late, the biological clock of the human body is naturally not so good at regulating it, so it is natural that I am not woken up by the mobile phone alarm clock, and I am naturally disrupted. , Of course, I forgot to verify the comfort of the shoes I was wearing when I went out.

In the elevator, Lin Chensan stretched out her hand to press down her curled hair, she could feel that the old pair of sneakers, which she hadn't worn for a long time, were so unwelcome to her.Although it felt that only the heel of the left foot had that kind of rough feeling, but this result did not make her feel any better.

Why is there only one shoe that wears your feet?To put it another way, why doesn't the other shoe rub your feet?

If the shoes are all made of one material and one size, wouldn't this result mean that she has one foot bigger and the other smaller.

For ordinary women, this is really enough to cause psychological barriers.

In general, though, what looks symmetrical isn't really exactly symmetrical either.Take the glasses on the bridge of Lin Chensan's nose as an example. Usually, you don't feel anything when you wear them, but once you take them off, you can find that the height of the two temples of the glasses is actually not on the same level.They are not the same height.

So it can be seen from this that Lin Chensan's two ears are not the same height, maybe they are different sizes... Under such circumstances, it is too normal for the two feet to be one big and one small.

And so are people.Even in this crowded elevator, people who look older are not necessarily very old, and people who look younger are not necessarily young.They all look similar, and because of many reasons, they set off from this elevator in such an early morning to start a new life for this day.

In this look, she doesn't look very different.

After all, it is not the glasses that I want to wear, nor the shoes that I want to wear.The kind of comfort or discomfort, in fact, only you know.

This fast-paced early morning doesn't give her time to go back and change her shoes.

Maybe she could pick up a Band-Aid at a nearby convenience store.

However, as I said before, she doesn't hate the slight pain.After a short period of adaptation, she was able to do the same things as usual without hindering her pace.

This kind of pain is also suitable for refreshing the mind. After all, it is quite difficult not to feel sleepy in such a gray morning.

Because of their good performance, among the three new recruits in the same group, Lin Chensan and another boy were decided to enter the newly opened area server at [-]pm with an old employee.

The three camps are also for convenience. Before the balance of power is formed, each of them has three accounts, one account for each camp, and they can communicate with each other. spy.

If a player wants to attack the city but is stuck in a weak situation and the enthusiasm for the game is hit, then it's time for their gs to come in handy, and they have to pretend to be enthusiastic players to help.This statement is applicable to various situations such as the player has no purpose in the early stage of the game, and cannot reasonably allocate existing resources for development.On the other hand, if the faction is too powerful, they will have to sell their teammates to complete the balance indicators. If necessary, they can also sell themselves... Although the name of the gs account may not be the No. 1 of the faction, but to be a second There are more than enough three, and they will play a pivotal role in the forces of this camp.

The names of Lin Chensan's three English numbers are: map, may. max.

Then the team leader called back quickly: "Your three English names are too easy to be seen as work-study students."

She touched her nose, and the team leader was indeed right.

Then she changed it: aniplex, bones, sunrise.

This is the name of several animation companies.

The team leader is one year older than Lin Chensan. Looking at these three English words, he felt a little awkward, but he didn't know what was awkward: "This time the change is not bad, I will help you apply for the stored value subsidy later. Yes Now, do you set your identity as a man or a woman?"

Lin Chensan opened his mouth and answered, "Male."

"Why?" The team leader almost jumped, "You don't use such a good gender advantage of women."

"Huh?" Lin Chensan expressed doubts about this, "Shouldn't all of them be men, so that they can speak pornography better and increase the distance between them?"

Most of the games she played in the past were stand-alone games. Even if she played similar role-playing games later on, Lin Chensan was more inclined to use male characters as controllable characters, unless the game she was playing was full of girls. have to choose.However, this principle only applies to European and American style and Korean games.If it was a Japanese game, she would naturally choose a female heroine without even thinking about it.

Because the visual experience of the buttocks of Korean female characters running is really uncomfortable.Damn, can't you run a little more seriously?Just like she hates big boobs, she hates big ass.Especially the shaking big breasts and big ass.

Are you here to fight, or to dance yangko?Lin Chensan's anger will always be particularly obvious in this respect.

The habit of using a male tone is not only to match the role positioning, but also for convenience.After all, she is very good at playing games with a little technical content. If she is a female player, she will be taken for granted. Only male players will have the general treatment of mourning her misfortune and hating her indisputable existence.

But she would definitely not say such things to the team leader. Like the team leader, she would definitely say, what skills do girls want?You're a girl, so you're considered God's meal in the game.

"What's the use of getting closer? Will they put money into the game just because they treat you as a friend? I tell you, no. Why are the most beautiful peacocks male? Because they have to compete in front of females before they can get The right to reproduce. Is the player becoming stronger to show off in front of friends? It must be to show off in front of the opposite sex. Do you know why some boys especially like to play games with girls?"

The boy sitting on Lin Chensan's left said, "Because girls are too good at playing games..."

"Stupid. It's all about taking girls to the top. Is it that important to be good or not? The important thing is vanity, let me put it this way. If it were you, you would be willing to play games with a bunch of big and three rough men, Or would you rather play games with a group of girls who can whine, cry, brother is awesome, and brother is awesome?"

There is another group.

Lin Chensan pursed her lips: "Of course it's a girl." After she finished speaking, she added: "But now the Internet is full of whimpers, and those who cry are basically boys..."

The team leader interrupted her: "If you don't take the initiative to expose it, others will not think about it even if they have that idea. You can ask our minister, how many boys and girls are there in our second department? But our gs account is basically They all set the identity of women, except for a few who can't pretend to be women at all..."

The minister passed by at this time: "I have to clarify this point, I am all men."

"That's a different style. Your character design is the kind of rich second generation who manages a family business. In addition to studying art, you also study music. You don't go online for half a month, and then you charge [-] as soon as you go online, which is not much. I can talk to you personally. But we are ordinary people, you leave me alone...don't make trouble for me." After pushing away the minister, the team leader spoke righteously to Lin Chen, "In short, the words But in short, you have to be a woman, and to speak in the game channel, the words and sentences must be feminine."

Day, ghost knows how to make English feminized.

At that time, Google Translate will not have a bunch of unclear meanings.

"Don't be so nervous, you are not the same as us pretending, you are a real woman, just talk normally." The team leader comforted her, and then said, "Let me tell you, I have a difference." , Usually no one talks at all, it’s like I’m dead, but as soon as I go online, I’m so enthusiastic, it’s like a collective orgasm... the recharge records have to turn over several pages.”

Fuck, it made her want to know their chat records.

Before returning to her seat, the team leader cheered her up: "It's better than Tencent, Ma Huateng has also been a female customer service."

The truth is this.

After only two hours of this, an American in the game confronts her: "Are you really a woman? You don't even like rabbits."

Gan, why should women like rabbits?

She also likes eating rabbit heads the most.

When she got off work that night, the team leader praised her: "Isn't this a good job?!"

What?Is this what girls are supposed to be like now?

"The group of stinky white skins like Amazon daughter warriors the most. They may still be excited when they are scolded by women."

Shit, she doesn't believe in such things.