are you a clown

Except for Saturdays and Sundays, when companies with a certain degree of humanistic care will not arrange interviews, Lin Chensan will arrange at least two interviews in a day to increase the chances of getting a job.

Especially on this day, she had a total of three interviews, each for a different position.Purchaser, personnel recruitment, game customer service.The three seemingly irrelevant positions are actually irrelevant positions.

The first buyer's job is the farthest, in the suburbs of the city, [-]km away, even if it takes a bus, it takes an hour and a half.

When he was a freshman, the traffic card given by the school still had balance, because he originally rented a house around his work place. This was the first time Lin Chensan took the bus after almost a year.She used to suffer from motion sickness, and she never took a car without taking a car. She thought that the one-and-a-half-hour drive would make her feel nauseous and vomiting, but in fact, the situation was better than she thought. After a long time, she could still look at the scenery outside the window calmly until an hour passed.

Some sunshine, some wind blowing the leaves of the street trees, some pedestrians, some brand-new concrete buildings are rising... This is a development area, and it can be imagined that it will be prosperous and prosperous five years later.

Some of the stations in the middle were surrounded by construction site fences. The driver slowed down the speed of the car symbolically when approaching, and closed the door after less than a second, and did not give those who wanted to get on the train the steps to get on the train.This may not be a matter of justice, but seeing that no one in the car said a word, Lin Chensan thought it was the default justice, causing trouble out of nothing.It can be ignored.

No matter which company's navigation map you use in the destination industrial park, you can only find it nearby. With a computer bag containing two pages of resume paper on your back, Lin Chensan asked two people before he found the company that announced the recruitment.

At that time, she didn't know the difference between the so-called construction unit and the construction unit, otherwise she would never go so far with this company.

There are only two people in the small company this day, one is the lady in personnel affairs, and the other is Hu/President who is in charge of interviewing her, who is also the boss of this company.

The question is basically the interview template shared by a certain quagmire. At any rate, he has been in sales for a period of time. answer.Although she has no experience in procurement, there is no work that can be experienced before experience. She thinks that it is enough to consider the problem within her own ability.

She is not an interviewer, she is just here for an interview. Whether she can be hired in the end depends on the other party.

Finally, the most critical question was asked: "What is your expected salary?"

Hearing this question, she frowned, and subtly eased her expression, because generally speaking, the salary needs to be raised by the company to be sincere. After being asked this way, after a while, she didn't After waiting for the supplementary explanation later, she knew that the job was gone. She said: "The general salary in the industry is good."

"There are many definitions of general salary."

"Then it will be based on the general salary defined by your company." Lin Chensan had already revealed some salesman's tone of voice when he said this.

"In addition to the general salary, we also have a commission bonus." Hu/President was really not used to it: "Let's stop here for the interview, and I will give you specific information within three days."

This person didn't even ask her for a copy of his resume, um, that's okay, he saved a dollar for the color printing fee, and since he was ordered to evict him, Lin Chensan didn't say much.She ended the first interview under the delivery of the smiling personnel lady.

The second interview was on the way back. The distance is not too far. That is, the only station in this place where you can wait for the bus is surrounded by the construction site. Stopping, the chances of being able to wait for the car are really slim.

As a result, Lin Chensan decided to go there by bicycle.Although it is remote here, there are not a few shared bicycles, whether they are yellow or blue.The only technical difficulty is that she basically can't ride a bicycle.The memory of learning to drive still stays in elementary school. After learning to drive and crashing into a pile of firewood placed by a farmer in the village, she insisted on walking.

If he wanted to learn to ride a bicycle suddenly, Lin Chensan would definitely think that the delay would be longer than waiting for the bus in the past.But because this is a suburb, there are very few vehicles passing by on the national highway, and even two or three pedestrians can't be seen at a glance, so she is full of confidence: at least compared to when she was a child, she is much taller, When the seat of the shared bicycle is lowered, even she can barely brake the bicycle with her feet. She doesn't have to worry about the bicycle staggering and falling, so she thinks she can ride the bicycle on the road.

Actually it is.Except, she doesn't know how to turn a bicycle at all... Every time she reaches an intersection that needs to be turned, she has to push the bicycle to turn herself.

Lin Chensan didn't feel particularly ashamed when he was watched by those surprised eyes along the way.The biggest gain she can get from working for a year is probably that even if she is asked to carry a snakeskin bag of mineral water bottles on the bus now, she can still feel at ease.

Speaking of this, she remembered that she had a new card customer who picked up mineral water bottles!

I laughed out loud for some reason.Even the mood was relaxed a lot, but this relaxed mood quickly turned to ashes in the second interview.

The hr in charge of recruitment said: "We are recruiting high-tech talents in the high-tech industry, do you know the high-tech talents?"

Infected by that super confident atmosphere, Lin Chensan's speech was a bit vague: "I know a little bit..."

"So generally speaking, as long as one is successfully hired, the commission we can get will be considerable."

In the final analysis, it is still related to sales. Lin Chensan, who realized the problem, asked a lot: "Dare to ask, is this a recruitment for our company?"

hr was taken aback: "Ah, no, it's recruiting for big companies like Alibaba, Tencent, Huawei, and Netease."

"Then, one more question, are the recruits here regular employees, or outsourced employees for the project?"

"For the outsourced employees of the project, even if it is outsourced, not just anyone can do the outsourcing. After all, it is the outsourcing of a big factory... and what do you care about these things, you are responsible for recruiting, and you are not asked to do it Outsource."

"I know, then I have another question. It's you, hr, besides recruiting us, do you usually recruit those outsourced employees?"

"This is for sure. Our company's recruitment cannot always be short of people."

"It may not be a good question to ask, but I'm really curious, so I just ask. How many qualified outsourced employees did you recruit for these big factories last month?"

"Three." HR spit out two words dryly, and then said, "It's because my performance is not good, like last month, I recruited five..." Lin Chensan felt that it was enough when things got to this point She stood up, "I think I may not meet the requirements of your company, and there is no need to waste each other's time, so I will go first."

Before the start of the third interview, Lin Chensan did the personality test for almost half an hour.There will not be any questions that test logic IQ, only the last question, and she paused for a long time: What is the thing you have persisted the longest so far?

Although he knew it was a big taboo to leave blank options on this kind of paper, Lin Chensan honestly wrote a 'none' in the end.

Since she was a child, she has never done anything that can be called persistence.

There is not even a formal room for the final interview.

There were two people who interviewed her, one was quite sweet and had the looks of an anchor of a certain audio tape, and the other was a man who wore black rimless glasses and claimed that if she joined the job, he would be her immediate boss.

The black rimless glasses said: "Have you ever heard of "Legend" games?"

She nodded.

"Then have you ever played games such as "Legend"?"

She shook her head.

"How is your acceptance of "Legend" games?"

"Many people in my father's generation have played this kind of game, and they have a high degree of dependence. There is still a big market for this kind of game. If it can exist, there is a reason for it." No positive answer, But looking at the expression on the black rimless glasses, Lin Chensan thinks that this question has been passed.

After that it's a normal process.

As for the last question: "If players are dissatisfied with the game, how do you deal with it?"

Lin Chensan thought for a while: "Depending on the situation, if it's because of the game content, you should express your apology in time and give feedback for improvement; if it's because of the game service, you have to see where the problem is..."

"What about the player's question?"

"Of course you have to understand it with emotion and move it with reason..."

"The player won't give you this time."

At this point, Lin Chensan already understood the answer the other party wanted, but she had her own position: "Then quietly wait for the players to vent their anger, and then express their affection and reason when they can speak well."

The women who had been on the sidelines were also on the sidelines until the end, when Lin Chensan heard a female voice say to the so-called general manager: "He is still very capable, but his personality is too strong, which may not meet the positioning of our customer service. "

Well, this third interview is also a waste.

Halfway through the bike ride, it was dark.I checked the time, it was only five o'clock.There are not many street lights in this remote place, after looking at the time it took to walk back.For safety, Lin Chensan chose to walk back.

At worst, just walk until dawn, it's nothing.Yes, over 20 years of life have come, and it doesn't matter just this day.But this is the case, as I walked, the tears began to fall, and then it got out of hand.

It wasn't until she saw a man surrounded by a pack of dogs, too frightened to move at a bend in the road, that she sniffed hard to stop her tears.

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