are you a clown

"Why, what's the matter?" Lin Chensan felt a little pain in his waist being strangled.

"... This movie viewing experience is very good, Lin Chensan... thank you very much." Er Jiasi said in a voice that was about to cry.

"Thank you? I didn't do anything, did I? If I really want to say thank you, it's me thanking you. Thank you for accompanying me to watch the movie."

"Although it is true, although it may be true, this is the first time that I have accompanied others to the cinema to watch a movie and then express my thoughts without any hesitation. This feeling is really good, I just want to say this This kind of movie that invites traffic stars to star, eight out of ten are bad movies, next time no matter who invites me to watch a movie to make a scene, I will say that, I am not interested in watching this kind of bad movie with them .”

Although I really want to express my sympathy for Er Jiasi's experience, but as far as Er Jiasi's words are concerned, Lin Chensan feels the need to sympathize with himself: "So what you mean is that you probably knew this before watching it. A bad movie?"

"Hey." Er Jiasi's face moved away from Lin Chensan's chest, showing a slightly mischievous expression, "You saw it."

Suddenly, an unknown fire rose from the soles of his feet to the top of his head. This guy always did this. From the first time he forced her to tell his name, the second time he treated her as a high school student and dragged her to drink. Now, knowing that it was a bad movie but I recommended it to her, and after reading it, she put on such an expression that can be called a "villain's pride", and it was really hard for her not to restrain her anger.

It's really too much to treat her as a human being... A complete experiment, a complete stepping stone and whetstone.It's really too much.Regarding this, Lin Chensan also wanted to spurn himself, but he couldn't let people climb on his head again and again just because he had such a beautiful face.

She has grown up, and she hasn't suffered much in the way of dealing with people.

How can it be repaired, how can it be repaired!

To be tricked three times by the same person in the same way...

Lin Chensan pressed Er Jiasi's shoulders with both hands to keep her away from her. She tried hard to search for the dirty words in her stomach, and was about to choose among some words such as "I fuck, you fuck, fuck you" One came to the beginning, and she thought that such a word was too close to be spoken, so she stopped again. As a result, she stood still, her pursed lips trembled several times, and she just didn't say a word.

Only his face was flushed.

It's not that she doesn't know how to swear, sometimes she can't control herself, when she encounters enough righteous indignation, she can always blurt out words like grass, shit, fuck, day, chat with group friends in the game using QQ and WeChat At that time, she could also type words like Hu Qingyi, the gravehead dancer, on the keyboard, but the difficulty was that she couldn't speak like this to living people in three dimensions.

Perhaps this can also be explained in one sentence: online I strike hard, but in reality I am obedient.

Fortunately, this time, Er Jiasi still intended to treat Lin Jiasan as a person, and realized that her behavior was inappropriate. She stood where she was, with the fingers of both hands twisted into a ball, and the toes of her feet bumped back and forth from time to time. , but only with a serious expression and bright eyes: "I told you when I was in the coffee shop before that I have a character flaw that doesn't treat acquaintances as human beings. I have always wanted to change it, but every time I don't I can succeed, sometimes I wonder if this is my nature, and I simply don’t want to change it. But I want to say, I don’t want to make you unhappy with this, in fact, every time I say that suddenly I can only realize that I said something wrong after I said it. I really want to be friends with you from the bottom of my heart. No, no, I can’t still be with you when I obviously have a good impression of you Talk about being friends."

Lin Chensan felt that a catastrophe was imminent.

Don't tell me, don't just agree with others and dare not express your thoughts in front of others, but dare to say anything in front of her.Anyway, it's still in a movie theater. Although it's not a holiday, there are quite a lot of people around here.

Lin Chensan asked himself that he had no plans to come out publicly.Covering Er Jiasi's mouth, she dragged him to the crane machine with a little less traffic.

Then she let go of her hand, looked at Er Jiasi with a little helplessness and said, "No, what then?"

Er Jiasi clenched his fists, his eyes continued to shine brightly: "I said earlier, I hate the kind of clear love, but because of various inferiority complexes, misunderstandings, and external forces, the confession failed, and then after all kinds of mistakes The situation recalls the sweetness of being together at the beginning, and revisiting the old place again. When I am almost 30 years old, I still have a wave of teenage love, and I dared to take a look at each other when I was sneaky. Finally, with the help of friends, I was able to consummate love."

Isn't this the modern version of the romance movie just now?

"Obviously Chapter 1 is about to go to bed, and then there are all kinds of stand-ins. A plot that can be written in [-] words is written in [-] chapters just to pay for the draft fee. In this case, whether it is a novel or a manga, I will The most annoying of all."

"...Really?" Lin Chensan felt that Er Jiasi's anger spread a little too far.

"By the way, there is absolutely no need for novels and comics where the candidates for the main palace are determined at the beginning, but one supporting role is sent between the two protagonists, just to create a scene where the two protagonists throw dog food. If I have to say it, delete all the parts that sprinkle dog food, and it will not have any impact on the growth of the two protagonists. And in the end, there will always be some moths before the ending that ends with marriage, I don’t know Where did passerby A and passerby B come out to snatch marriages, they just don't know that they are not the protagonists, so they dare to do this kind of marriage snatching drama that only the protagonists can do. "

Lin Chensan felt that his face was numb: "Like the kind of plot that spreads dog food, people come to see it for the purpose of spreading dog food. If the supporting role knows that he is a supporting role, there will be no leading role." What's the matter?"

"That's why there are so many novels and comics with supporting roles. I read ten Korean comics, and nine of them are vicious female supporting roles reincarnated in another world."

"Then there is another one?"

"There is another one where she is dressed as a tyrant's daughter, a little princess, and she talks about survival from a desperate situation, but in fact everyone likes her."

Er Jiasi added another sentence here: "They were all hit by a truck."

It seems that the business scope of truck drivers is getting wider and wider, not only in Neon, but also in Korea.

"Did I choose the wrong label? Shouldn't all the subjects be like this?"

"I have always chosen Korea, South Korea, these two words labels, not youth, passion, workplace, love..." Er Jiasi's voice suddenly became louder, as if he was very dissatisfied with Lin Chensan's doubts .

Lin Chensan felt like covering his ears: "Okay, okay, I understand."

"So what's your answer?" Er Jiasi's voice suddenly returned to normal, and the transition of the range was as natural as that of a national player.

"What?" The extension of the topic had long made Lin Chensan forget what the two of them were talking about at the beginning, but the result was that Lin Chensan didn't react at all.

"I said that I can't talk to you about being friends when I obviously have a good impression of you. So, what's your answer?"

Er Jiasi's beauty was not of the gentle kind, but in such a straightforward tone, the oppressive force that kind of beauty gave people was very strong.Thinking back to high school, the oppressive force given to her by the person who was booed by a class to confess was not so suffocating.

The idea of ​​settling accounts with Er Jiasi was immediately dispelled in her mind, Lin Chensan just wanted to get out of this suffocating situation, she waved her hands: "No, that's not right .Did you make a mistake? So far we haven’t known each other for a few days. The total intersection and the previous drinking together are actually only twice. You accompanied me to watch this movie. I don’t have anything. Do, if you want to say how many friendships we can have between us through this aspect, it is unknown, if we really want to develop further..."

"What you want to say is that we don't know each other well enough. For example, you just found out today that I am a student studying in this city, and you don't even know which university I am, and you didn't know that the other night What was I doing near that bus stop? Why did I tell you that kind of night-running lie on a rainy night? I wanted to tell you something, but I haven’t told you so far... and me, besides knowing your name, I'm an office worker in the neighborhood, and I don't know anything about you other than the address of a previously rented house that has already moved. You think we don't know enough about each other to be able to develop that kind of degree of relationship, right?"

Good guy, not only have you learned how to grab the white, this series of words, the thinking is clear and the logic is coherent, it is indeed a point that the general public is particularly concerned about.So is she.

"It's true that we don't know each other deeply enough..."

"It's just an excuse. No matter what you do to me or what I do to you, we can do nothing but each other's bodies, such as money, relationships, your work and my life, Neither can actually do anything to each other's bodies."

Just the sound of this statement makes my brain explode.Where did this child come from? It's scary.

"But the compatibility of the three views is still very important..." Lin Chensan whispered.

"It takes a long-term relationship to understand. People are like this, they want to pretend to be the best in front of their lovers." Er Jiasi turned half of her body, "That's why I want it, I like it on you."

Lin Chen wanted to jump a few times, but in his bones, he really regarded her as a test object, a whetstone, a stepping stone.