are you a clown

If the company building is the center, the direction of the commercial street and this western restaurant can be said to be completely opposite to each other.

Lin Chensan and Ma Tiantian walked side by side, and the rhythm of their walk became unsteady for some reason, like a penguin in the Antarctic, every few steps they took, their bodies would collide slightly.

I don't know whose way of walking is wrong.The whole thing is a bit sloppy.

"Usually in this kind of situation, you want to hold hands, right?" Ma Tiantian spoke first because it was unbearable to have nothing to talk about on the road, but the focus of her opening was completely inexplicable.

At least to Lin Chensan, it was inexplicable: "What is the general situation?"

Ma Tiantian had already stopped, she stretched out her hand in front of Lin Chensan, but turned her face away for some reason: "I'm still dating right now."

Speaking of this, Lin Chensan naturally couldn't be more clear. She pulled the scarf that was not wrapped around her neck with her left hand, let out a small breath, and stretched out her right hand to hold Ma Tiantian.I always feel that Ma Tiantian is more enthusiastic than her in this regard.

Although she said she was curious, compared with her reaction, her enthusiasm was too high.

It's all □□.

Like what Lin Jianwu said before, the temperature, the color of the palm... How long are the fingers... How distinct are the knuckles... Do you like to sweat... And the feeling of the hand, when Ma Tiantian is holding hands , Lin Chensan has been focusing on this aspect, but Naihe was soon interrupted by Ma Tiantian.

"Didn't it mean that girls' hands should be fragrant and soft? Lin Chensan, what's the matter with you?"

It was Ma Tiantian who questioned the quality of her right hand.

At this time, if you are hurt, you should hit back. Lin Chensan would not be soft-hearted when he replied: "Miss Tiantian, your hand looks fine, but it feels like slime liquid when you actually touch it. Sticky and disgusting."

"Oh. I went to the hospital yesterday and asked the doctor about it. It should be an endocrine disorder. After all, I haven't visited my aunt for a month. It's normal to feel sticky." Speaking of the reason, Ma Tiantian didn't think How big of a problem.

"Is it easy for the Internet industry to do this?"

"I won't ask other girls about my aunt." Ma Tiantian disdained Lin Chensan for asking her this question, but she answered patiently, "However, the trend of young people's sub-health is becoming more and more common nowadays. Yes, the doctor told me, walking on the street now, at least seven out of ten girls my age have breast nodules. Young people are under too much pressure."

What department is this looking at?Or is it that the doctor is not so busy, and he is in the mood to spread this kind of knowledge.

"If you have breast nodules, you should think carefully when buying critical illness insurance."

"So I plan not to go to the hospital for a physical examination before I buy critical illness insurance. If I have a past medical history, it will be terrible."

"Then you're not afraid of something going wrong before the physical examination?"

"Life and death depend on fate and wealth."

"How can young people be so Buddhist? You should work harder, be brave enough to go up, and see more of the world."

Ma Tiantian stared at her all of a sudden: "You tell me this kind of thing, why don't you practice it yourself first, but I heard from Chen Xiaofeng that every time you get off work, I count you as the fastest runner."

"Anyway, the monthly salary is so much, I will not sell my life to the capitalists for an extra minute."

"If you give more money as a co-author, you will be more active."

"With a monthly salary of [-], you don't need to treat me as a human being."

"Really?"

As soon as he was told that, Lin Chensan shrank immediately, and all his enthusiasm just now fell through: "Actually, I just want to go to the beach to pick up trash."

"Hey, I'm really worthless. But, if you're worthless, you're worthless. It's not a shame to be worthless."

The topic extended to this aspect, and the atmosphere of the conversation suddenly died.

Ma Tiantian took Lin Chensan's hand and walked ahead.After two more traffic lights, she stopped again. She no longer held the palm where Lin Chensan's four fingers were, but changed to a state where her fingers were interlocked.

"Do you feel a heartbeat?" Ma Tiantian asked her.It seemed that those so-called conversations before could be regarded as nothing at once.The gloomy atmosphere was ignored and swept away.

Of course Lin Chensan shook his head.

"But that's what it says on the Internet. When fingers are intertwined with each other, it's easy to feel moved." Ma Tiantian brought up her relationship mentor to ask Lin Chensan about her own questions.

Lin Chensan looked at Ma Tiantian, then at the hands they shook together, and she said, "I think it's like this, ordinary holding hands is the state of tandem, but if it's ten fingers If it is buckled, it must be in parallel, and there will be a feeling of moving forward together."

Ma Tiantian didn't understand: "Go forward together, what's the big deal?"

Lin Chensan thought for a while, she kept her fingers intertwined with Ma Tiantian, and looked at him from the side: "Maybe it looks better when you look at him from this angle."

If you really ask her, she doesn't understand either.

After hearing what Lin Chensan said, Ma Tiantian also looked at Lin Chensan: "But when I look at you, I can only see the hair on the top of your head."

"This principle should be more common among people of similar height, or people with my height look at your height."

Lin Chensan's words were vague, and Ma Tiantian didn't quite understand, she only knew: "It means that if you come to see you like I do, you won't be able to experience that kind of heart-wrenching feeling."

"Actually, this is how I came to see you, and I don't have that so-called heart-beating feeling. I'm just telling you my guess." Lin Chensan replied very seriously.

"Just because you don't like me more than a friend, don't I like you too?"

"This should be."

"...I remembered one thing." Ma Tiantian said at this time in a very suddenly enlightened tone, "You asked me what I should do after I like someone, but in fact, before your roommate, you didn't like him either. Who did you pass?"

"Ah, yes." Lin Chensan was a little surprised to be pointed out by Ma Tiantian, but he answered honestly.

"Then how do you know you like girls?"

The corners of Lin Chensan's mouth twitched, she looked around, she was still on the street, she always felt that it was not a good thing to be so frank, but Ma Tiantian was already like, "Okay, I have caught your fox tail." , If you don't say anything at this time, it will be an expression of "absolutely can't make it through".It is impossible for her to find any topic at this time for a blunt special session to divert Ma Tiantian's attention.

If so, you can only answer normally with normal questions.

Lin Chensan asked seriously: "Do you know how long a rabbit's estrus period is?"

"Don't think that changing the subject at this time is of any use to me..." After saying this, Ma Tiantian also saw the recognition in Lin Chensan's eyes. Bian played the role of a friendly reminder, "Eight months."

"Wrong." Lin Chensan corrected Ma Tiantian and said, "Rabbits are in heat all year round."

"so what?"

"Like rabbits, humans are in heat all year round."

"that is."

"that is."

After the two spoke in unison, it was Lin Chensan who met Ma Tiantian's ever-changing eyes and said the ultimate answer: "I am in heat right now."

Rao Ma Tiantian claims to be well-informed, and she has never seen anyone who can say such a thing calmly. Now she feels that she can't take back the dropped jaw: "Don't you not like me?"

"It's better to be in heat, it's not what you like, and you don't need to care about it." Lin Chensan said seriously, "As we said, falling in love and getting married are two different things. We can like someone very much, but we choose to get married. When you are dating, you don’t necessarily need the one you like, right?!”

"That's what you said...but, no, that's not the way you said it. I was almost caught in by you." Ma Tiantian was a little annoyed, "What you said is that although you don't like me that much, but Are you in heat with me now?"

"It's okay to understand it that way."

Ma Tiantian shook off Lin Chensan's hand all of a sudden, and began to put her hands on her chest: "Oh my God, I never thought I'd walked hand in hand with you for so long just now."

"Although I don't want to admit it, people are such nasty creatures." Lin Chensan began to feel helpless, and if he knew she would stop talking, or if he interrupted, he should have interrupted.But it's very possible, if you do it again, she will still say it.I always feel that if I tell Ma Tiantian about this kind of thing, the other party can accept it.And her instincts were never wrong.Who knows.Alas, but now is not the time to think about such things.

"I know you're human, and you don't need to emphasize this to me. I just think you're in a state of estrus with me now, which is terrible. I'm worried about my personal safety."

"Homosexuality means having feelings for the same sex. If you are heterosexual, you will have feelings for the opposite sex. This is beyond the control of a person," Lin Chensan said, and his eyes fell on a well-dressed girl not far away. Even though it is winter, the body is quite exposed, "Sister Tiantian, for a girl like that, everyone will look at her more when walking on the road, right?"

Ma Tiantian was immediately attracted by Lin Chensan's words, and couldn't help but cast her gaze over it: "Yes, it's really bold, with protruding front and back, and choppy waves."

"Do you like that?"

"It's impossible not to like it?"

"You see, speaking of it, I'm more worried about that girl's safety."

"Go to hell. The liking I said is different from the liking you said. At most, I call it an appreciation for beautiful things."

Lin Chensan then put on a look of 'Okay, what you say is right', and then said: "Since you know that I am in heat 24 hours a day. Dating. Do you want to continue?"