are you a clown

If you ignore the expression of Chen Xiaofeng, who is about to kill, Lin Chensan 100% thinks this is a very good proposal... After winning the trust of comrades, he can also solve the problem of why the account is newly registered.

But even if he couldn't ignore the expression of Chen Xiaofeng who was about to kill someone next to him, Lin Chensan still 100% thought it was a very good proposal... Chen Xiaofeng's feelings, whocares?

Who cares, who cares, anyway, she doesn't care at all.

Chen Xiaofeng hasn't given her the first paper for the two-week post-trial period.The two-week trial period is almost over. Although I don't think she will be fired as soon as the time is up, but it is done to disgust her. If the test scores are also included in the evaluation indicators of the probationary period, who knows when the time comes What will happen again.

If you have the ability to directly fire her, it's too contemptuous to engage in petty tricks in such a sneaky way...

After Ma Tiantian left, the matter temporarily came to an end, and work returned to the original track.

Just when she thought this way, she saw Di Xiaole handing the paper with her name written on it to Chen Xiaofeng in front of her face.Di Xiaole probably didn't know that she didn't do the test, and she was still very strange when she passed by: "Where's your paper of zero times three?"

"Did you write it just now?" Lin Chensan didn't answer, but answered the question with questions.

"No, the team leader gave it to me last night. I'm so busy now, how can I have time to do this during working hours." Di Xiaole's expression was normal.

The expression on Chen Xiaofeng's face was not very good. With a livid face, he took out two pages from the folder on the desk and handed them to Lin Chensan: "Go to the conference room to do it."

There was no one in the conference room, and then, judging by Chen Xiaofeng's appearance, he didn't seem to want to make a big deal out of it. The minister's office was facing the workplace, and the other party would notice any big movement, and then I can see clearly.

Lin Chensan asked herself that she was an easy-going person, and she really wouldn't get any benefits if she was serious about it. She obediently took the pen, then took the test paper from Chen Xiaofeng, and walked into the conference room.

The conference room is empty.When Lin Chensan was about to close the door, Chen Xiaofeng called her: "Zero times three, don't close the door, just do it right in front of the door."

Tsk, when Lin Chensan pulled out his chair and sat down, he felt that he was a student who was caught by the teacher for cheating in some school, and had to set up a separate examination room to isolate him for the exam.

Looking at the test paper, the first page is mainly aimed at understanding the basics of the game content, such as the items that will be given away after signing in for seven days after opening the server, and how many levels of purple materials can be obtained. understand.

Because Zhao Lingmeng sent her the reference answers long ago, the fixed answers on the first page can be written directly without any psychological burden. As for the second page, Lin Chensan thought about it and decided to start from the perspective of game operation , Write down personal understanding and opinions, not intended to be consistent with Zhao Lingmeng's.After all, when it comes to copying answers, the answers to subjective questions should be difficult for everyone to agree on, and she is not going to share an opinion with Zhao Lingmeng.

But this doesn't mean that she doesn't agree with Zhao Lingmeng's views, rather the opposite, she actually quite agrees with Zhao Lingmeng's views.

Three theories of mobile games: Leek Theory, Nanny Theory, and Wing Theory.

These three theories are theories that were very popular in the mobile game circle in [-] to [-] years.Zhao Lingmeng's opinion is taken from the second of them - the nanny theory.Let’s not talk about this reason. In short, making mobile games is mentally handicapped nanny software, and players are mentally handicapped.

You are right, but the words are a bit harsh.Don't be angry if you see it here, because the word mentally retarded here does not mean any commendatory or derogatory meaning, it is simply mentally retarded.Haha, although the derogatory meaning is obvious, please let us ignore its derogatory meaning.

After all, as far as Lin Chensan is concerned, this theory is applicable in any industry.

In the same way, when Lin Chensan was still in college, the teacher also said it. I remember that he was taking a CAD drawing class at that time, and he talked about the deepening of design drawings. The design drawings are adjusted according to the actual situation, and the details of the modified drawings are often not much related to the original drawings.After all, the designers of the design institute seldom go to the construction site in person, and the workers often cannot understand the original design drawings.

The teacher yelled super loudly on the podium: "Students, remember! When you do it, you have to treat your boss as a mentally handicapped. They are all fools! They don't understand anything, they don't understand anything! Your purpose is to We need to change the original picture into something that even the mentally handicapped can understand, do the students remember?!"

The boss here refers to the foreman of the construction unit.

At that time, there were six to seven hundred people in a lecture theater, and the scene of responding together is still vivid in my memory. Lin Chensan would laugh every time he recalled it.

Now, Lin Chensan would treat Chen Xiaofeng as mentally handicapped, but it would be obvious if he didn't show it.Fortunately, Zhao Lingmeng is not in their group, otherwise it looks like Chen Xiaofeng, Bao Buqi is thinking that he is connoting him... The pen rests on the index finger and ring finger, presses it with the middle finger, turns from one finger to the other, and then turns Back... She was thinking, which theory to use, Chen Xiaofeng would not feel that he was connoting him.

The theory of flattering houses.

Reference theory.

Superiority.

origin theory.

……

And capitalism...

Lin Chensan actually wanted to write the 'Krypton Gold Sow Theory'. This theory is very useful in some otome game circles, which led to the official release of related promotional videos. This theory is also called Wang Jingze Theory , Really fragrant theory, but as far as this game is concerned, it is not applicable. There is no strong artist and screenwriter father.

The saying "pay for love" is also very good, not to mention others, even Lin Chensan himself spent some money on this theory, but this is mainly aimed at Two-dimensional players.The game they are currently operating as an agent has nothing to do with Two-dimensional.

From the perspective of this game, if you consider the player composition, no matter how you think about it, there is only 'hate theory'.

Although for Lin Chensan, she is more inclined to ten paying small r players than one paying big r player, but as far as this game is concerned, the ecology created by ten paying small r players is also for Let big r players get a better game experience and recharge better.

Take Lin Chensan’s new district as an example. The faction she belongs to currently has about 300 paying active players, but the top five players account for more than 70.00% of the total revenue. Tens of thousands, 10,000+, their motivation to recharge comes from the pressure of the leaderboard, from the hatred of competition from others, they may not be short of money in life, or they may be short of money, and they may want to get it no matter what they do No.1, or something that cannot be obtained in life, can be obtained by pure money in the game, so that they can get a little psychological comfort... Tens of thousands, 10,000+, or even millions, as long as it is still within the acceptable range Guilt, then as long as you can win in the competition with others, then everything is worth it.

Almost all skin-changing games currently on the market have such players as the mainstream users.

Lin Chensan is not this type of player, and she may never understand the player's mentality of recharging so much money for the so-called PK victory.It's like asking Gao E to continue writing "A Dream of Red Mansions", because he probably doesn't have Cao Gong's life background, so he will write that Lin Daiyu eats spiced kohlrabi... So she doesn't intend to experience it, just discuss the facts.

Although it is very incomprehensible, we must respect the existence of such players.

Everything that exists must have its rationale.

Just like what she said to the interviewer of that legendary game for the job of game customer service back then...

The purpose of playing games is to have fun. For this type of players, no matter what game they play, they can become a match. That is to say, for them, happiness is the moment when they are better than others.

So what is such a player?The core players of the game.

If so, what is a player?

When Lin Chensan was thinking about it, Chen Xiaofeng had already run over, his tone very dissatisfied: "How did it take so long for a paper? Hurry up, we are going to open a new area."

Although I unilaterally feel that such a paper is written, such a boss may not necessarily read it seriously, but Lin Chensan will still do everything he should do out of a sense of responsibility, without perfunctory Well, fully fulfill your responsibilities.

She said, "Come here."

At the same time, she concluded at the end of the long speech: I think players are people who feel happy playing games.

He hurriedly wrote the name and handed it to Chen Xiaofeng. Chen Xiaofeng was very proud at first, but when he saw the densely packed words on her paper, his face turned green.

"Are you writing a thesis?" Chen Xiaofeng said.

"I just talk a lot." Lin Chensan didn't seem to notice Chen Xiaofeng's ridicule at all, and his expression was still smiling.

"I don't usually think so."

"It's also possible that I just happened to be interested in this question." This situation is similar to the last time Er Jiasi asked her a question. Once she thinks about it, she will pay attention to the beginning and the end, and fully reveal her logic, but As for what kind of result will be obtained.Humph, it was never in her consideration.

Chen Xiaofeng couldn't see Lin Chensan's "little man's pride": "Today you go to register a trumpet."

"Okay." Lin Chensan agreed.

"It takes [-] registrations an hour."

"Okay." Lin Chensan still answered with one word.

"If you don't finish it, don't even think about eating."

"Hmm." This time it was finally two words.

As a result, Lin Chensan didn't register [-] in an hour at all, and she didn't miss dinner. When it was time to get off work, she still ran faster than anyone else.

Who would take the words of the mentally retarded seriously...that is the real mentally retarded.