Eight sets of math papers cheated by online dating

Seeing his brother's face turn from red to green and then to black, he pursed his lips and said nothing, Xiang Qingzhu shrank his neck in fear, and finally said the only human words tonight: "Uh, your question ...No, Xiao He has a big problem."

Seeing that Xiang Kongshan has not yet evolved from the iceberg form to the ultimate volcanic form, she took two deep breaths to strengthen herself, and then said: "The person you are talking to... No, the person Xiao He is talking to, is it a man or a woman? ?”

In fact, the story told by her brother was cut from the beginning to the end. Except for A, B, or an innocent passer-by, the only one whose name appeared was Xiao He, and most likely it was fabricated to blame herself; even if Xiang Qingzhu claimed to be a gold medal emotion As a mediator, he can directly be a guest at the Marriage Defense Battle after leaving the house, but he really can't judge what's going on with just a few words.

But there is only one chance, and it's rare that Xiang Kongshan, an old dog, can do something that he doesn't know how to do, so he can't let it go!

Xiang Qingzhu cheered up 12 points, and stared at Xiang Kongshan's face full of expectation. First, he saw the other's two sword eyebrows frowning slightly, as if he was very confused. Then he opened his mouth and vividly explained to her what a dog is Can't spit out ivory: "Is this important? What difference can a man and a woman make?"

She didn't catch her breath, and almost recited it: "Of course! It's okay for boys to say it, at most you will provoke the desire to win because of this matter; if it's a little girl, I advise you... No, I advise Xiao He to do it on his own. "

Every time Xiang Qingzhu said a word, he stumbled in the middle. It was obvious that he had his own opinion on whether the protagonist of the story was his own brother or not, so she continued: "A little girl like our age is just in love. It's all very romantic—”

"Really?" Xiang Kongshan replied coldly, making straight male remarks indiscriminately, "You and I can't tell."

"..." Xiang Qingzhu dared not speak out, so she had to pretend that she didn't hear, and endured the humiliation and continued to be her brother's dog-headed military advisor. The [-] to [-] ruthless man who doesn’t speak much has the most longing for him. Maybe he secretly tried to stand side by side with Xiao He, but he turned out to be good and provoked others! Even if there were [-] layers of filters before, it should be shattered now !"

Xiang Kongshan on the other end raised his eyebrows high as if he had heard something funny, and replied loudly: "Him? If he has a filter for me, then all the people in Lianjiang City will have to line up to find me as a relative!"

Xiang Qingzhu: ...

Xiang Kongshan: ...

"So, your friend is actually yourself." His sister hugged the erhu and said quietly.

Xiang Kongshan refused to answer, and in Xiang Qingzhu's eyes, he quickly pushed him into the room and closed the door behind him.

He shouted through the door, like a scumbag who crossed a river and demolished a bridge: "Leave your business alone, go practice your piano!"

The door closed in front of the two of them with a bang, and Kongshan fed himself a slam shut, and did not leave immediately, but leaned alone by the railing on the second floor, behind him was the living room and kitchen with the lights turned off; the only source of light came from With a dim and useless porch lamp above his head, he just stood there in the darkness like a door god, carefully thinking about what he said to Qingzhu.

It is said that there is a specialization in arts. Although his sister is not very good at studying, she has had several romances under his nose these years, and she thinks that she has concealed it perfectly, but she doesn't know that she has been exposed long ago.Xiang Kongshan's No. [-] grade has never been in vain. He just heard from the other party that although the situation is completely different from his own, and the problems he faces have long been beyond the textbook, he is still very exploratory and tries to draw inferences immediately. Find a plausible reason.

Just like the last small question of the last big question in a math paper, although he may not be able to solve it, there must be a standard answer.

In the hazy environment, he thought endlessly: Yu Ye is good, a standard teenage male, according to what Xiang Qingzhu said, it should be classified in the former category, but it seems that it cannot be completely generalized, and Yu Ye has been fighting openly and secretly for more than a year, and he knows too well if the other party remembers or not.

Holding grudges and being narrow-minded, he is simply a three-year-old kindergarten child who is zoomed in first-class.

So he thought again, could it be the second type?

'... I have the most longing for you, a cruel man who usually pulls [-] million when you go out and doesn't talk much! '

Suddenly, this sentence suddenly appeared in his mind again, and then, as if a hundred loudspeakers were installed out of thin air, they began to scroll back and forth, and the noise was as loud as the good luck in the holiday supermarket , and will automatically shorten the sentence, shrinking and shrinking, the messy adjectives in the middle are all blurred, leaving only a simple sentence——

'For you, the most, I look forward to it! '

Realizing what he was thinking, Xiang Kongshan shivered violently in the middle of the night.

But until now, Brother Xiaoshan still feels very dismissive of this. Although he still wants to know the answer in his heart, he has generally labeled it as some kind of anxiety similar to being unable to solve a math problem; He worked in pyramid schemes in his previous life, otherwise he wouldn't be able to brainwash people like this in this life, and even he would be misled by a few words.

What is the purpose of analyzing so much in an exam?Anyway, He Jingle and Yu Ye are good friends, one is a pure fool and the other is not pleasing to his eyes, so why should he waste time because of these two people entangled!

Coming to such a conclusion that having something equals nothing, he stayed in the corridor for a while, then went straight back to the room, covered himself with the quilt and fell asleep, deciding not to care about what Yu Yehao was thinking, as long as it didn't matter to him. offense, then it has nothing to do with him.

But that night, he had a dream.

The person in the dream didn't know that he was dreaming. He went to school as usual, walked halfway across Qinggang Street, and stood under the golden plaque of the Experimental High School, but suddenly stopped in his tracks, because he vaguely remembered that he was going to and others.

But who are we waiting for?

Ke Wenyao appeared from behind him mysteriously, and patted him on the shoulder familiarly, as if he was used to such scenes, "Hey, brother Shan, wait well?"

The vague memory suddenly became clear, so Xiang Kongshan thought, ah, I was waiting for Yu Ye to get well.

So far, he still didn't notice anything wrong. He waited for a long time, and saw the little four-eyed person who was always by Yu Yehao's side, and Lin Yan, who had been followed by himself and him. screaming, he saw Yu Yehao's face.

The other party was surrounded by a group of girls, who waved to him from a distance, "Brother Xiaoshan!"

With this voice, the group of little girls around him seemed to be more excited, and they all cast their gazes at him, making Xiang Kongshan in his dream get goosebumps all over his body, and faintly felt that something was wrong.

This feeling became completely creepy after he saw Yu Yehao clearly, because the other party was wearing a sailor suit of the same style as Moon Hare!

The dark blue skirt that opened almost to the heels of the legs swayed in the wind, and underneath were two slender but very sensual long legs. Wearing such a dress, Yu Yehao asked him shyly: "Brother Xiaoshan, how do I look good today?" ?”

Brother Xiaoshan in the dream:! ! !

As a straight man, Xiang Kongshan was completely shocked by Yu Yehao's outfit, but the dream seemed to weaken his five senses, so much so that he was able to separate his mind and reply: "...it looks pretty."

Unknowingly, a large group of people gathered on both sides. At this time, as the two of them asked and answered, screams filled with envy followed one after another, like the musical fountain in the park; This answer was pleasing, because he immediately said: "Then you have a boo with me!"

"..."

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At 03:30 in the morning, Xiang Kongshan woke up sweating profusely from the bed.

Woke up.

Lying on the bed, he blinked slowly, returning to his fascination, and finally realized that everything just now was just an extraordinarily real dream, without the booing classmates, without Yu Yehao who loves to play cosplay, it is 03:30 in the morning, and he is just a The innocent Xiaoshan who was awakened by the nightmare.

But he was still worried, so he took out his mobile phone and found that Yu Yehao, whose face had been gray all night, was still online at this time, so he sent a message faster than his brain: [Are you there? ]

[Here I am. ]

The other party responded in seconds, as if they were very idle, but neither of them had the right to ask the other why they didn't sleep and play on their mobile phones in the middle of the night; after the conversation stalled for a while, Xiang Kongshan broke the silence first: [I had a nightmare and woke up with a fright, what do you do? Still not sleeping? ]

He had just woken up, and he didn't bother to maintain his innocent high school girl personality, so he revealed a kind of Xiang Kongshan's indifference in both words and deeds; He didn't slow down, and even comforted him a few words: "It's very uncomfortable, why don't you listen to some songs to hypnotize yourself?"

And then playfully sent a little crying face, [Don't mention it, the school exam is next week, I'm so nervous!Too nervous to sleep! ]

If he was really sleepy, someone would hand him a pillow. Yu Yehao took the initiative to say this, Xiang Kongshan regained his energy immediately, and saw him typing: [University masters are also nervous about exams? ]

In reality, the stinky straight guy Xiaoshan is obsessive, while the little soft girl Zhu Qingqing on the Internet strikes hard through the screen.After typing this sentence, he still felt that it was not in place, so he quickly added another sentence: [Don't be nervous, you are so good, you must still be No.1. ]

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Holding the phone, Yu Yehao asked in a daze, "How do you know that I was also No.1 before?"

He didn't remember that he had talked with the other party about the recent situation in high school.

Xiang Kongshan's heart trembled, his thoughts were about to end, and he quickly explained: [I've heard of it, my brother is so powerful, he must have always been No.1! ]

It sounds barely reasonable. In the middle of the night when everyone is not awake, these words are enough to fool Yu Yehao, who didn't plan to talk more, and the two sides fell into an awkward silence that made people scratch their toes. Thanks to this communication Chatting, Yu Yehao started to feel a little sleepy.

I was so sleepy, so I thought, could it be that I am actually a braggadocio, and I need someone to praise me 24 hours a day to ensure a stable mood?

Otherwise, it is really impossible to explain why Zhu Qingqing just sent these few words casually across the screen, even because she was not face to face, and she couldn't even confirm whether the other party was sincere, but because of these few words, she felt very relaxed, as if Those anxieties suddenly became far away from him, and he could fall into a dark and sweet dream in the next second.

So he said, his voice was very soft, with a sleepy nasal tone: "Thank you, I will work hard."

After finishing speaking, he didn't bother to look at what the other party sent, and fell asleep with the phone still in his hand.

So, of course, I missed a thoughtful, quickly withdrawn message to Kong Shan, which read:

[Yu Ye is good, can you promise me that if you have nothing to do, don't play cosplay at the school gate. ]

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