Eight sets of math papers cheated by online dating

"Stop calling!"

Xiang Kongshan jumped up from the stool, trying to cover Xiang Qingzhu's mouth, but because his movements were too exaggerated, he heard a stabbing sound, and a strip of the already tightly stretched stockings split from the crotch. Big slit, fortunately, the little shame he had just left caused him to put on another big underpants, so apart from the sudden tearing of the fabric, there was no difference from the outside.

But Xiang Qingzhu's expression was obviously not so beautiful, and she didn't know what was associated in her mind, her voice stopped abruptly, she looked at that unspeakable place in disbelief, and immediately couldn't care less about calling her mother. After tidying up this pervert, I feel like my heart is bleeding: "Xiang Kongshan, I just bought this, and I haven't worn it once!"

"Then what, I'll buy you another pair later."

Xiang Qingzhu's anger was forcibly interrupted, but he still frowned, and twisted his fingers with a very tangled expression, but at least he didn't say anything.

It went on like this for a long time, until Xiang Kongshan quietly breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that the matter was over, and pretending to pick up the cold tea that had been on the table for an unknown amount of time, and wanted to take such a sip to suppress his shock, he only listened. His sister tentatively stood behind him, holding back and holding back, and shouted like a gnat:

"……sister?"

"Cough, cough, cough!"

He was caught off guard, his face turned red and he was dying from choking. For a moment, Xiang Kongshan's shocking cough echoed throughout the room, and even Xiang Qingzhu was startled, and hurried up to pat him on the back; the two brothers Youmei Gong, the scene was very harmonious for a while.But Xiang Qingzhu had a mouth that was against her brother, she patted her, her movements suddenly slowed down, she let out a long sigh, and said: "Brother, oh no, sister, you said you have this hobby... "

"I do not have."

"Don't hide it from me, what is the relationship between us, besides, we young people are quite open-minded, don't worry..."

Xiang Kongshan took a deep breath, and a small vein popped out of his forehead: "I really don't have one. Xiang Qingzhu, are you itchy again?"

But Xiang Qingzhu caught his braid now, so he was not afraid of his flimsy threats. Hearing this, he said in a frightened voice, "You're in a hurry, you're in a hurry, let's talk about me and me." Just tell mom to go."

"You go! If you go, I'll take out the 30-point physics paper that you asked me to sign the day before yesterday and show it to Mom!"

"Then I'll tell our mother that you are deceiving people by pretending to be a little girl!"

"Then I'll call my dad and say that you lied to him last time and you're going to go to Caifeng, but you're actually going on a date with a little boy!"

"Damn," Xiang Qingzhu opened his mouth wide, "How do you know that!"

"Small sample, you can fool your parents and your brother and me? You can't tell a lie, who plays the erhu to pick up the wind and go to the zoo. Others play the gourd silk to train the snake. Why don't you play the erhu and ask the monkey next to you to pick bananas for you? ?”

"..." Xiang Qingzhu was silent for a moment, and wanted to continue to struggle, "No, it's obviously you who—"

"There's nothing wrong with it." Xiang Kongshan interrupted her coldly, "I'll give you 30 seconds, and get out as soon as you get what you need."

Under years of blood suppression, Xiang Xiaomei finally chose to admit defeat aggrieved.She rummaged through Xiang Kongshan's bookshelf for a while, and brought out a thick and large dictionary, then she pulled on her slippers and walked out slowly. Halfway there, as if she suddenly remembered something, she turned her head suddenly, with a suspicious expression. Looking at the person behind him: "No, Xiang Kongshan, why are you driving me away in such a hurry, do you have a ghost in your heart?"

She suddenly remembered something, and even her eyes were sharp on her not-so-intelligent face. Before Xiang Kongshan could answer, she continued on her own: "I see! Are you wearing my white silk?" , are you doing that!"

Xiang Kongshan was taken aback for a moment, and then miraculously understood: "I don't have that!"

"You just have it, otherwise why are you wearing it? You must have ulterior motives! That's what you are doing!"

Xiang Qingzhu was still standing one step away from the door, and she and her brother were so engrossed in charades that she didn't notice at all that the door that she had accidentally closed when she came in was quietly opened again. a seam.

The mother of the two, Ms. Qiu Yuqing, was standing outside the door at this time, her face was as dark as the corridor with the lights off, and there was still a trace of livid.

At this time, Xiang Qingzhu finally gave up on this meaningless link, and at the moment Qiu Yuqing pushed open the door, she said in a straight voice: "Xiang Kongshan, admit it! You are just wearing my white silk and talking to you!" That online dating partner is chatting on video! Haha, you are so coquettish!"

"..."

In just one night, the world was quiet twice.

A gust of wind blew from nowhere, and the door slammed shut, trapping the three people in the room at the same time; Qiu Yuqing stood by the door with an unpredictable expression, and finally said slowly: "Online dating partner?"

"Mom, listen to me explain..."

"A [-]-point physics paper?"

"Dear Mommy, that's because I didn't play well..."

Qiu Yuqing ignored her, and moved her eyes down to the stockings on Xiang Kongshan's leg that ran to the back of her ankle. Her lips trembled and her pupils trembled: "Baisi?!"

The two brothers and sisters fell silent, and Xiang Kongshan pulled down the top of the clothes guiltily, but it didn't seem to work. Qiu Yuqing was obviously greatly stimulated, she fell down on the bed, and Xiang Qingzhu subconsciously She stretched out her hand to help, but she slapped her hand away halfway. Ms. Qiu came back to her senses with full combat power, and gave her little daughter a sharp look: "I'll settle the score with you later about the paper."

Then, after considering his words, he asked quietly: "...Xiao Shan, tell mom honestly, she understands. Do you... have that tendency, or do you want to be a girl?"

"Mom, I really don't have one." Xiang Kongshan was helpless, "It's really not what you think, I agree with myself as a man from the bottom of my heart."

"Really?" Qiu Yuqing expressed doubts, "Then do you have any different thoughts about the boys around you?"

I have to say that Jiang is still old and hot, and Xiang Kongshan can't have a clear conscience on this issue at all. Almost the second Qiu Yuqing's voice fell, Yu Yehao's name first appeared in his mind, followed by the slideshow. As if, frame by frame flashed the clips about the other party, and then the other party's face.

"...No." He finally lowered his head and said very softly.It's like self-hypnosis.

"Okay," Qiu Yuqing seemed to believe it, this question was skipped, and she continued to ask, "Then what's the matter with your online dating partner?"

Standing behind Qiu Yuqing, Xiang Qingzhu breathed out his nostrils when he heard the words, but he still answered for Xiang Kongshan: "My brother, what kind of puppy love is that? Chun Chunyi's learning partner, apart from discussing topics, he cheers each other up, shit None. Mom, you might as well worry about me if you worry about him. "

"You still have the nerve to talk?"

As expected, Qiu Yuqing was diverted from the gunfire. She turned around and grabbed Qingzhu's ear, and carried her out, "Go to your room now, and I want to see how you score your [-] points! It’s not enough for Kadiu to step on the ground!”

The mother and daughter left in a lively manner, leaving only Xiang Kongshan and his stockings in the room.

He just stared at it for a long time, with his forehead hair covering his eyebrows, as if a snowstorm had drowned him out of thin air; until there was a beep from his mobile phone, Yu Ye told him not to wear too thin clothes in autumn and winter like a mother. Little by little, he came alive, and then replied:

[okay. ]

It doesn't matter, it wasn't a lie just now, Xiang Kongshan thought.

After all, this is just a whim of the game, he was the initiator of God's perspective from the very beginning, because he is high above, so he can generously show love and compassion to another person who doesn't know it.

Knowing that this is a dead end, knowing that this is a wrong way, how could he be in a cocoon?

He is no fool.

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