Eight sets of math papers cheated by online dating

What about Xiao Yu?

The protagonist on the other side of the story is lying on the bed, as if Xiang Kongshan had a heart-to-heart, flipping through the chat records of the two people, and then stopping at the latest one, staring at the call timer accurate to the second, grinning to the back of the ear , just like a beautiful little idiot.

Obviously, such a Yu Yehao couldn't empathize with Xiang Kongshan who was full of sadness at the moment.

Lying on the bed, he had long forgotten the reason why he made the call, sweetly recalling every sentence in the conversation between the two of them, wishing to dig out the whole self just now; I feel disappointed by my imperfect performance, and I look forward to the next communication, and the next communication.

Yu Yehao is a child who is not very good at climbing. If there is no friend Zhu Qingqing who is vague in his mouth today, he will probably not call so recklessly; but he also has his own set of rules, such as now.

He thinks: since the act of telephone communication has occurred, and Zhu Qingqing has not refused, then this has become a must-do between the two of them. From now on, and every day after that, he can have The right to call.

It's a good thing that you can't even dream of.

Yu Yehao was rolling on the bed, his face was flushed, and after a while, he suddenly thought of something, and reached out to take the unfinished paper that Yang Yuanjie had ordered not to pass on.

He finally remembered that he might still have a hidden love rival in No. [-] Middle School, so he took a step back from his pretentious defensiveness. The rolled dough was unfolded and laid flat on the bed sheet with pink flowers. The front and back were photographed verbatim and sent directly to Zhu Qingqing.

It showed that it was typing for a long time, and finally sent a sentence: [This is...? ]

[The papers printed by the school.I just thought about it, it’s not bad to do some difficult problems properly, exercise thinking, improve problem-solving ability, as long as you don’t go into a corner~]

Yu Yehao was really happy, the trust and love revealed between the lines almost overflowed from the screen of the phone; while on the side of the screen he couldn't see, Xiang Kongshan was stunned, clutched the phone tightly, and gave a wry smile. Think: It's really unintentional.

Before, he tried everything possible to get some benefits, and then retired after success, but Yu Yehao didn't seem to have this string, and he basically didn't mention it in the relationship between the two; now that he has thoroughly analyzed himself, he decided to change his mind and start a new life. Unexpectedly, by accident, I got such a gift again.

It's just that he also knows very well at the same time that the gift and the sweet and beautiful baby don't belong to him. He just hides in Zhu Qingqing's shell and owns it for a short time. .

He clicked on it, staring at the name written by Yu Yehao in round fonts on the upper left corner, looked at it several times with nostalgia, and then managed to pick up a little courage to continue lying: [But I heard that this paper is not allowed to be circulated outside what?Is it okay to send it to me like this? ]

Yu Yehao immediately snorted through his nose, feeling that he had won a complete victory in this hidden competition with his potential love rival, he happily pressed the record button, and as soon as he said the words, the aroma of tea was tangy and faintly pervaded. A sour smell: "Huh? Didn't that friend of yours show you the paper? I thought you had already read it."

As he spoke, he felt shy again, and his voice slowly lowered: "It's okay, your friend treats you as an outsider, but I'm different. Qingqing, I treat you as--"

The last few words were vague, almost inaudible, but Xiang Kongshan has excellent hearing, he fumbled for the phone blankly, and didn't know how to answer after the voice was played, his mind was full of Yu Yehao talking, Xiao Quietly, I don't know if she was secretly hiding under the blanket and blushing.

Yu Yehao said: "Qingqing, I regard you as the person I like."

Xiang Kongshan could hear clearly and plainly, and it was hard not to think desperately: Just kill me, right now.

The two have been chatting online for so long, and this is the first time that Yu Yehao said that he likes him personally, as if he was waiting for today.Poor Brother Xiaoshan has only officially become gay for the first time, how can he withstand such a violent attack, he can't wait to kneel down to Yu Yehao, and then immediately go to the police station to surrender.After a long time, I finally responded to Yu Yehao's passionate love show with great difficulty: [I am the same, okay. ]

Yu Yehao's face suddenly became hot, feeling embarrassed: Why does it feel like Qingqing is suddenly much more straightforward than before?

And for some reason, it was vaguely familiar.

It used to be called brother brother, but now it is a word, it feels so different, it even reminds him of the last weekend when Xiang Kongshan was sitting on the wall, looking down at him against the light, obviously very helpless He looks like that, but he is laughing, and even calls him baby.

The Zhu Qingqing in his fantasy began to change. He twisted and stretched to look like Xiang Kongshan's face, hauntingly lingering in his mind, and even stole his lines. The scene changed, and he seemed to see Xiang Kongshan standing beside him. In front of him, he bent down and touched his head, and then called out softly.

...stop!

Yu Ye was so excited, he broke out from the comfort of being in a hot spring, dispelled the drowsiness, and quarreled with himself bitterly, he thought: Xiang Kongshan is not gentle, Xiang Kongshan is only gentle. He would laugh at him and rub his head randomly, how could he be compared with his Qingqing.

He started staring at Zhu Qingqing's answer again, unaware that he had missed the correct answer, and tried to find out the source of this weird sense of sight; but it seemed that tonight was not suitable for thinking, and after thinking about it, he began to feel sleepy again. , After a while, his cheeks sank into the soft quilt, and he fell asleep on the bed like this.

Xiang Kongshan couldn't wait for a reply, guessing that Yu Yehao should have finally passed the excitement and fell asleep at this moment, so he also breathed a sigh of relief, ending this half-suffering half-sweet night.

At this point, the house was already quiet. He raised his hand and turned off the small light on the table. He sat alone in front of the table and fell into continuous darkness. The only light source was the mobile phone with the screen still on in his hand. Zhang's magnified scroll does not reveal the title, but only reveals Yu Yehao's name in the upper left corner.

Hello Yu Ye.One stroke at a time, he imitated the other party's handwriting on the white paper and wrote the name.

After finishing writing, he felt dissatisfied and wrote his name beside it. The draft paper used for graffiti and calculations was now neatly lined with two people's names, as if endowed with some special meaning. He wrote He wrote again, and finally tore off the paper, folded it into tofu cubes, and carefully put it in the breast pocket of his coat.

It's like hiding a secret that only you know.

The picture of that test paper was finally exported to Kongshan, and it was printed out. I was going to do it carefully when I was free. After all, the test paper that can make the whole No. [-] middle school cover itself must be a good thing.

But he didn't do it in vain, he couldn't sleep anyway, so he stayed up all night, compiled a high-score composition template, and included some good excerpts, and wanted to wait for the right time, so he sent it to Yu Ye It's easy to take it away, and it's counted as repaying the favor.

Return Yu Yehao to give him a lot of affection.

After staying up all night, his eyes were obviously black and blue, and he was exhausted, and the next day he was quarreled by Ke Wenyao, who was so sweet:

The latter firmly believes that his little brother Xiaoshan must be secretly excellent and ready to surprise everyone, especially Yu Yehao, who is not pleasing to the eyes of the thief next door. Ai's physical education class is gone, and a series of voices shouted behind him: "Brother Xiaoshan, what kind of career are you busy with, and I will let my brothers know."

"It's noisy."

Xiang Kongshan was so tired that his voice was hoarse. With a bottle of water under his elbow, he was going to seek the shade of a tree. He sat down quietly to catch up in a daze, and by the way felt sentimental about his first love, which might soon disappear with the wind; as a result, Ke Wenyao The mallet just didn't give him a chance, and the curb beside the playground slid a long way, insisting to squeeze into the same space as him, and almost didn't squeeze the remaining half of Brother Xiaoshan's life away, the two of them leaned close together Together, Xiang Kongshan annoyed: "Why, you can't sit down?"

Xiao Ke twitched: "I want to sit next to you."

This guy disgusted Brother Xiaoshan, and he opened his mouth to say that he didn't want to be gay, but he opened his mouth halfway, and then suddenly realized: Damn, it seems that he really has to be gay.

He temporarily closed his mouth again, his expression sallow with a hint of green, but he was unwilling to scold Ke Wenyao for the two hundred and five, so the two of them were silent for 3 minutes, and said abruptly to Kongshan:

"Fuck you."

Ke Wenyao, who has forgotten what happened:?

Xiang Kongshan stood up suddenly, looked into the distance, put his hands in his pockets, and looked cool; but suddenly his eyes were dark, and even his ears were buzzing, as empty as Lin Daiyu, and he could only hold the ping pong ball next to him with one hand On the table, Cool Brother's image was broken into pieces again; his vision was also limited, so he didn't notice that a piece of paper flew out of the left pocket of his coat, and fell quietly on the ground, as if waiting for someone to pick it up.

Ke Wenyao helped him pick up his things, and then patted him on the shoulder: "Is it hypoglycemia, Brother Shan, I didn't say it, I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry..."

"Shut up." Xiang Kongshan didn't know why he could speak so well when he was a sportsman, he held his forehead in pain, feeling that Sun Wukong might not have worked as hard as he did now when he was chanting the magic spell back then, he held on to the edge of the table, his breath was like a thread, but he was out of breath , "Ke Wenyao, can you shut up."

"Oh." Ke Wenyao replied resentfully, still holding the paper folded into tofu cubes in his hand, and the handwriting inside could be vaguely seen. He was curious, and opened his mouth again, "What is written here? I see there are words? Waishan brother, are you listening, what is this? Can I read it? Wai, Shange?"

Xiang Kongshan realized what the other party was holding in his hand, and his pupils shrank, but it was too late. Ke Wenyao unfolded the note, first saw the familiar font of his brother Shan, and then realized belatedly that the above was unexpectedly There are many good names of Yu Ye written.

"...Brother Shan?"

Xiao Ke was confused, he had a vague idea about to break out of the ground, he looked at Xiang Kongshan whose ears were red at some point, and just about to speak, He Jingle faintly floated past them.

It's not surprising to see two classes of physical education in one session on Tuesday.He Jingle passed by them noblely and coolly, and seemed to see something in the next second. He snatched the paper from the petrified Ke Wenyao in shock, folded it neatly, and stuffed it into Xiang Kongshan's pocket , and then smacked him twice on the chest very seriously, with great force, as if he was about to send him to the empty mountain and go straight to the west.

I saw him frowning slightly, as if he was very dissatisfied: "This thing is so misleading, so don't show it."

Xiang Kongshan:?

He Jingle hid his merits and fame, did all this inexplicably, and left again inexplicably. Ke Wenyao remembered that he just wanted to ask Brother Xiang, so he swallowed, pointed carefully to Xiang Kongshan's pocket, and asked again. Ask: "...Brother Shan, what is this?"

He Jingle came back like a gust of wind, with the accusation of "Okay, it's not enough to lie to me once, and you still want to lie to the second one" written all over his face, and then looked at Ke Wenyao lightly and tired of going through thousands of sails : "Don't get me wrong, he and Yu Yehao are really not in a relationship, really."

"..."

The author has something to say:

He Jingle: Don't get me wrong, they are good brothers, straight, not in love, understand? (Slaps Kong Shan on the shoulder vigorously) It’s okay, my buddy will help you clarify, it’s easy to grasp, so there’s no need to thank you, just treat me to a meal.

Xiang Kongshan: Thank you.