Eight sets of math papers cheated by online dating

The scene was very chaotic for a while: Ms. Xiang Qingzhu followed the smell of melons and turned back after hearing the wind, and she was still standing outside the door to watch the excitement, and the earth slammed the door; while inside, Xiang Kongshan was still holding the evil Yuanyuan, his gaze had nowhere to fall, and finally rested on Qiu Yuqing who was looking up at the sky with a guilty conscience.After a long time, he squeezed out a sentence like squeezing toothpaste: "Mom..."

"Actually you--"

"Ah, ah, stop talking!" Qiu Yuqing covered her ears with her hands. "I don't listen, I don't listen!"

But Xiang Kongshan turned a deaf ear to it, slamming every word, even more ruthless than Sister Rong Zha Ziwei: "...Actually, you don't believe that I'm a straight man at all!"

He shook his voice: "I guessed it! Don't pretend to be you!"

Qiu Yuqing was shocked, and immediately retorted: "Nonsense, only mothers are good in the world, and mothers with children are like treasures. Mothers will always be the person who believes in you the most in the world, how could you not believe—"

The two of them suddenly stopped at the same time, and after a while, Qiu Yuqing asked weakly: "Hey, but you don't seem to be straight..."

"Forget it, stop talking."

The mother and son were silent for a while, and the background sound was still Xiang Qingzhu's chaotic thoughts that became louder because he didn't get a hand of melons. Listening carefully, it seemed that he could hear a few erhu accents mixed in; In the family atmosphere, Xiang Kongshan took a deep breath, couldn't help feeling sad, and thought desperately:

It's over, if Xiang Qingzhu sees this thing, maybe he really can only be a big sister in this life.

So he said: "This skirt, put it here first, and wait until tomorrow—"

Qiu Yuqing's eyes lit up suddenly.

"...I won't wear it!"

The eyes quickly darkened again.

Xiang Kongshan closed his eyes, so he couldn't find the half of what he said, he re-read the words in his mind, and then continued: "Xiang Qingzhu is still at the door, she saw it, I might as well clean up now Things to jump into the river...Mom, promise me, don't mess with these moths again, okay? I'm gay, but I really don't want to be a woman."

The more he spoke, the more excited he became, and he couldn't help but choke up.

After all, Xiang Qingzhu was all to blame, if she hadn't delivered couriers everywhere, how could she have seen that white silk?If he didn't see the white silk, how could he be curious to take it into the house?You can't try it on until you bring it back to the house, you can't take pictures, you won't have to hide another fucking dress today!

Hey, why did he use it again?

The long-closed door was pulled open by Huo Di, and Xiang Qingzhu was still eavesdropping at the door, caught off guard, and fell in directly.She laughed a few times, looked around the room, and then fell on the faces of her mother and brother. She cleared her throat and asked, "What are you two doing? You were taken aback just now."

Then she saw that her brother suddenly raised his head for some reason and gave her a very sharp look.

Xiang Xiaomei:?

She was immediately unconvinced, but Qiu Yuqing happened to be leaving, so she took her back with her under her armpits by the way; the door of the room was closed again, isolating the silence of the room, and Xiang Kongshan slumped on the chair On the bed, for a long while, he looked at the closed wardrobe from a distance.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but I always feel that the skirt is still dangling. If the object could talk, I'm afraid it would have already yelled at his face, "Master~Come and play~"

He was disgusted by his fantasy and shivered violently.

I don't know if it's because the impact of this thing was too great, but when he was sleeping at night, Xiang Kongshan had a dream again after a long absence.

In the dream, he was still at the school gate, and his perspective was facing the old school gate of No. [-] Middle School. Perhaps the impact of Yu Yehao wearing a sailor suit last time was so strong that he saw him wearing a sailor suit again this time. When the familiar white dress shyly floated towards him, Xiang Kongshan felt a sense of mystery.So it is true that men are living more and more perverted, and he also tasted it:

To be honest, Yu Ye has such a small figure, it's really suitable to wear a skirt.

Xiao Hao, who was as beautiful as a white lotus out of water, walked towards him, just looked at him like that, and didn't speak for a long time, which made Xiang Kongshan feel a little strange, and even couldn't help but take the initiative to cue the process: "Hey, why didn't you say you want to talk to me?" I boo?"

These words were like a spell that triggered a chain reaction. For a moment, the scenery around the two receded like a tide, until only the two of them were left in the whole world.He saw that Yu Ye had changed back to his school uniform at some point, holding a thick stack of papers in his arms, staring at him condescendingly and full of disgust with an indifferent expression he had never seen before:

"Pervert! I like women's clothes, and I want to have sex with men!"

……

At three o'clock in the morning, Xiang Kongshan woke up again in a cold sweat from his dream.

He stared blankly, seeing the familiar scene in his room through the moonlight shining in, only then realized that it was a nightmare, and immediately subconsciously touched the mobile phone beside the pillow.

Yingying white light illuminated the cold sweat on his head. He clicked on the familiar dialog box, only to realize that Yu Yehao really didn't know when to send him a few messages. They were all set papers with various questions. It was saved up with all the energy, there are two sets, and there are also detailed tutorials written on draft paper.

The other party finally sent a voice message: "My return gift. Good night, Qingqing. I wish you a good dream."

It's amazing, as these words fell to the ground, Xiang Kongshan's drowsiness gradually increased. Before he completely fell asleep, he replied very lightly in his heart: Hello Yu Ye, I wish you well Dream.

The bizarre scene did not appear again, this time, he had a good night's sleep.

On Sunday, He Jingle's long-awaited birthday party arrived. Although he said that he didn't need to celebrate his birthday, when this day came, he was happier than anyone else. send a message.

He had asked for Yu Yehao's contact information from Xiang Kongshan earlier, and now it was just after nine o'clock, and he had already started pressing his phone to remind him.He was too lazy to talk to Kongshan and Ke Wenyao, he was only willing to hang out with Yu Yehao, and he annoyed Yu Yehao so much early in the morning; but he couldn't offend the birthday star, so in the end Yu Yehao just said: "Come on, right away Come, when Xiang Kongshan is over from school, I'll be with him."

He Jingle was still not satisfied, so he instructed him over the phone: "Come now, listen to me, Xiang Kongshan has taught for such a long time, enough for the two of us to eat a few rounds!"

Yu Ye looked at the words with good eyes, and answered with a hmm, then looked up at his watch, and immediately said: "Ah, what a coincidence, Xiang Kongshan is leaving school! Hang up, bye!"

He Jingle: "..."

Before he could reply, Yu Yehao pressed the phone quickly.

But Xiang Kongshan is indeed about to leave school, and there are still 10 minutes before the end. He has already finished the questions, and sneakily sent a message to Yu Yehao: [Let's go out, I'm going out of class. ]

When talking to his sweetheart, Da Bingkuai smiled at the corners of his eyes and brows, and even his elderly math teacher with bad eyesight stood on the podium and yelled at him: "Xiang Kongshan, what are you doing! Your soul is gone! "

He just put away his phone, and when school was over, he was the first one to rush out, and when he was almost at the school gate, he remembered to see Yu Ye's good reply, but just halfway through taking out his phone, he heard someone standing beside him calling him: "Xiang Kongshan! "

He subconsciously looked towards the voice, and found that Yu Yehao was smiling and beckoning to him with a backpack on his back, and ran towards him lightly, even complaining as if he was being coquettish: "You are so slow, He Jingle urged me for a whole day One morning!"

But brother Xiaoshan couldn't listen to what was said later, or rather, he didn't remember anything the moment Yu Yehao ran towards him.

He seemed to see a little distant and weak light, which came from a very distant future, and he couldn't help thinking longingly: If only He Jingle had his birthday every week.

In this way, Yu Yehao would come to wait for him every week after school.

Ah, happy.

The author has something to say:

He Jingle: Thank you.

[There will be more tomorrow, every little treasure will be caught by me a hundred times! (It's not the Bobo in Xiang Kongshan and Yu Ye's good dream