Eight sets of math papers cheated by online dating

Xiang Kongshan was stunned, and sent a few more in disbelief, but all of them were rejected without exception; the red exclamation marks in several lines gradually turned into a mocking face with wide mouths in his eyes. It finally calmed down, but still stared at the mobile phone screen that was completely occupied by his unsent messages, and let out a faint breath for a long time.

He now fully understands that what he missed tonight, what Yu Ye really wanted to say must be very important, shit, it's all because of He Jingle's stick.

But Brother Xiaoshan is very good at deceiving himself and others. He was quiet for a while, and the sound of the erhu from Xiang Qingzhu next door suddenly rang out. Like a brick, even He Jingle stopped talking, probably because he was caught by his mother and sent to tutoring.

So when the weather cleared and the rain stopped, Xiang Kongshan felt that he was doing well again. He bounced up from the chair like a missile, and the large swivel chair swung in the air a few times. He shouted loudly: "Pig, are you It’s not stealing our network cable!”

The erhu paused for a moment, then played a high-pitched chime full of emotion, followed by Xiang Qingzhu's unbelievable voice: "Xiang Kongshan, are you sick? Why do I unplug the network cable when I'm idle?"

She even went out of her way to emphasize: "I don't even have a mobile phone... I don't even have a QQ account!"

Ever since her only QQ account was confiscated by this person to engage in online dating, Xiang Qingzhu has long been too lazy to manage her big social circle. Anyway, there were not many people on that account, and now it is the beginning of Three, everyone has no time to play with their mobile phones, let alone chat.

If you can really make the best use of it and let Xiang Kongshan abduct him back, that would be a good deal. Well, if you don't want it, then you don't want it, and it can also be regarded as her kindness to a beautiful sister-in-law whom she has never met.

Later, Xiang Song didn't know where he was going on a business trip, and he brought her back a pink and white Capturing Sakura mobile phone like coaxing a child. Although the function was weak, it could only make calls and send text messages, similar to the ones often shown in commercials. It's an anti-lost phone watch, but she really likes it and enjoys it very much, and she never tried to sneak into Xiang Kongshan's phone, let alone connect to the Internet.

So why is her brother crazy?

Just as she was thinking, she heard Xiang Kongshan say again: "Oh, it's all right! Our home network seems to be broken!"

As soon as the words fell, Ke Wenyao immediately sent a message as if slapping him in the face: [Brother Shan, guess what I heard! ]

Staring at the news to Kongshan, the boy's fantasy was ruthlessly crushed, and he choked in his throat, unable to speak for a long time.

So for a long time, Ke Wenyao, who was about to fall asleep holding the phone, waited for a sentence: [Don't guess, get out. ]

Xiao Ke felt wronged: […? ]

The avatar over there suddenly turned gray, and Xiang Kongshan had already gone offline.

But the real Xiang Kongshan went offline, and the fake Zhu Qingqing was backed up.Who is Xiang Qingzhu, a magical child whose brain circuit is different from ordinary people? The list is only empty with a few gray avatars who have never been online. At the first glance, I saw Yu Ye's brightly lit head sitting quietly on the top, as if opening a cracked door, and said to him silently: "Welcome, I'm waiting for you."

Xiang Kongshan never knew that he would have such a strong desire for monopoly. Just looking at such a simple QQ profile picture, he wished that Yu Ye could belong to him immediately, preferably only to him. For this reason, he would do everything willingly .

This is the mood of love!

In the quiet room, the innocent boy Xiang Kongshan was filled with emotions, and finally he was willing to look away from Yu Yehao's personal information card, with a heartbeat that would be out of order no matter how many times he met, red Face pressed the chat button.

The chat interface froze for a moment, then suddenly refreshed himself, and the innocent boy saw Yu Yehao's new profile picture - an ugly dog ​​that made people lose the desire to chat.

"..."

His heartbeat suddenly became more normal.

The next day is the day to start tutoring. Although Yu Yehao has made up his mind not to say a word to Xiang Kongshan, he can't bear to be urged in all aspects: the training camp is imminent, and the addition of all Liancheng who passed the preliminary round is too big. With such a small number of people, I am afraid that he will really bow his head and not look up, and with Xiang Kongshan's temper, he will never let him go before the two of them have a word.

Even if they were unlucky enough to be assigned to the experimental side for a training camp and lose their home court advantage, wouldn't they be bullied even worse?

And most importantly, he has already said that he will be gone tomorrow!Do you think he is shameless?

Yu Kangzhe went to have dinner with Yu Ye at noon, and seeing him sighing, he couldn't help asking, "What are you worried about?"

Yu Ye sighed so much that he was almost starved of oxygen, and now he was discovered, but just as he was about to speak, he suddenly widened his eyes, and with a slap—knocked away the chopsticks that Yu Kangzhe was trying to pick up other dishes, "Hey ! Meat thief!"

Yu Kangzhe: "..."

Yu Kangzhe immediately quibbled and changed the subject: "It is a virtue not to waste food, do you understand that?... You said why does our cafeteria aunt like you so much? You have so much meat in your bowl, and I only have potatoes in my bowl. The two of us ate it." Is it a dish?"

Yu Ye hummed indiscriminately, as if he would not listen, but he still picked up several chicken nuggets covered in soup, and then asked, "Why don't you care why I can't eat?"

Yu Kangzhe stared at the meat in the bowl, didn't listen to a word, only vaguely heard a few key words, and nodded absently: "I also think it's quite good for dinner."

Yu Yehao: "..."

He was angry, but Yu Kangzhe on the opposite side had already started gnawing on the chicken wings, as if he had entered a state of ecstasy; he and Yu Kangzhe had been cooking and dating for so many years, and he knew the other party's stink, so he pursed his mouth and said nothing.Sure enough, the latter suddenly raised his head after eating and drinking: "What? You can't eat?"

"Potato stewed chicken is so delicious that you can't eat it?"

"...Damn, you go over there with potatoes and stewed chicken!"

Yu Yehao held the dinner plate, turned around and left, Yu Kangzhe followed slowly, the remaining soup in the dinner plate was shaking, he lowered his head, carefully avoiding other people on the road, and then looked like an old lady. Asked: "Have you quarreled with Xiang Kongshan again?"

Yu Yehao paused in his steps, then turned his head and turned his mouth down, like a little crying face, but said stiffly: "If you can't quarrel with him, he's just a stinking fool."

Now Yu Kangzhe didn't know what to say, so he nodded after a while, "Oh, then you want to break up with him?"

Yu Yehao stopped completely at this moment. He wanted to say yes, but he didn't want to say that much. After weighing the two, he didn't answer in the end, and he stood still.

So Yu Kangzhe, who was walking behind him, bumped into him at once, his glasses were crooked, and when he adjusted them, he sighed maturely: "Hi Yu Ye, tell me what is your picture?"

"Today you will have a training camp, and Xiang Kongshan will also have to train. From now on, even if the sky falls, you two will have to see each other like this every day. If you quarrel with him at this juncture, aren't you just waiting for him to coax you?"

Yu Yehao was suddenly poked at the center of the matter, and his voice became louder: "I want him to coax? I'm not a literary and art committee member, and I'm not a class flower, so he should save his energy and do his 3P!"

Yu Kangzhe was taken aback, and hurriedly covered his mouth: "Keep your voice down! This is the teacher's office... Besides, didn't Xiang Kongshan refute the rumors about that matter a long time ago, you were still there at the time."

"I don't care! Do I have to believe what he said? I'll gain a lot of wisdom if I suffer!"

Yu Ye was so impatient with a pale face, he really felt a little sad again as he spoke, and he even began to wonder if he didn't seem very smart at the beginning, like a dog who would follow after being given a bone, That's why Xiang Kongshan is the scourge of a person like him who changes his soup without changing his medicine. He clearly...

Obviously, he is making friends very seriously and sincerely.

Even though his attitude was not correct at the beginning and he was biased in his heart, he gave his sincerity in the end, and he should be repaid with the sincerity of another person.

But if Xiang Kongshan is here, if anyone who knows the truth is here, he will definitely tell Yu Yehao that he has obtained the sincerity long ago, and he has never lost it even with the interest, but he doesn't know it.

It's just that Yu Ye, who doesn't have the perspective of God and is always aware of Xiang Kongshan's inseparability, doesn't know.

The author has something to say:

Share an occasion where Yu Yehao and Xiang Kongshan called.

Yu Yehao: (Melancholy) I found that I really match my avatar?

Xiang Kongshan: (inaudible) Huh?What?

Yu Yehao: (repeats loudly) My avatar, do you want it?

Xiang Kongshan: (Haven't heard clearly, but confident) Huh?what bigI think your head is not big!Baby, your head is not big, I don’t think you are too big, you have a big head, you don’t have to worry about the rain, others have umbrellas, but I have a big head! [singing

Yu Yehao: ...Go to hell with you!

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[Also, there will be tomorrow!hee hee love everyone