Eight sets of math papers cheated by online dating

"Okay bro, here it is!"

Yu Kangzhe didn't know what happened outside the door just now, he stood cheerfully not far away like a big golden retriever and waved to Yu Ye, who was standing in the shadows with a lunch box in a daze, and waited until the other party approached, belatedly Notice that bright shrimp pink cooler.

"What is this?" He stretched out his hand to touch it, "Auntie Ye finally can't bear to see your small body and is going to give you extra meals?"

"Fuck you...not for me."

Yu Yehao was startled by He Jingle just now, and he seemed weak even when he spoke. He waved away Yu Kangzhe's stinky paw, thought for a while, and simply stuffed the whole thing into the other's arms, and said wearily: "I want you Just take it."

In the following time, he thought about it carefully. Apart from stepping on He Jingle's foot at the beginning, when did he unknowingly provoke this legendary school bully to make him so lingering? Surround yourself.

But after thinking about it all morning, Yu Yehao didn't think about it. After all, Xiao Yu obeyed the law from the last word of his name to the strands of his hair. Things like accidentally stepping on someone's foot would never happen again. How could he? What unnecessary involvement is there with a well-known figure like He Jingle!

That is... Xiang Kongshan?

The moment the name came up, he froze for a moment, and suddenly felt a bit itchy on his back. The strength of pushing him gently towards Kongshan in the morning seemed to have not disappeared until now, and passed through his school uniform jacket all the way to his entire shoulders. , even worsened, and tended to spread towards the pinna; he suddenly felt so hot, so in the ten-degree weather, he unzipped his school uniform like he was dizzy.

After a while, I felt it was still hot again, and continued to pull down the collar, revealing a white and smooth front neck and chest, eye-catching but unaware, like a beautiful little fool.

The squad leader was on duty today, and when he passed by to clean the blackboard, he was obviously shocked by Yu Yehao's wild and unruly way of dressing, "Yu Yehao, are you so hot?"

At the request of Yang Yuanjie, the doors and windows in the classroom must be opened after class. At this time, all the doors and windows are wide open. On this cold autumn day, they will not hesitate to add fuel to the fire of the majority of students, making people's brains buzz like Yu Ye. Well, such things are rare.But the squad leader stared at his red ears, and felt that there was nothing fake, so he sincerely gave Yu Ye a big thumbs up: "Okay, I respect you for being a real man!"

Yu Ye was so distracted, he was a little dazed, he didn't understand what the class leader was doing with the sudden surprise, he was just running to the empty mountain.

He felt that since He Jingle was not targeting him, he was targeting Xiang Kongshan, and thinking about it carefully, it seemed that every time He Jingle appeared, it was when Xiang Kongshan was with him. However, He Jingle has always been at odds with him.

Yu Ye felt that he had come into contact with the truth of the matter, so he turned his head and asked Yu Kangzhe, "Let me ask you, what would you think if your deadly enemy suddenly stopped targeting you one day and got involved with others instead?"

"That's a good question." Yu Kangzhe pushed back his glasses, "First of all, I have no deadly enemy."

"..."

"But I can analyze it, do you understand the analysis!" Yu Kangzhe is worthy of being a young Chinese genius in their class, and he speaks logically, "Usually in this situation, I may feel disappointed, because you know that you have a well-matched My deadly rival is harder than having someone who loves you as much as the world. You have to match in every way so that you can look down on each other. If one day my deadly rival suddenly stops messing with me, I will be disappointed, sad, and thinking , Does he feel that I am not qualified enough, and thus produce subtle jealousy..."

"you're right!"

Yu Ye was so enlightened, his eyes filled with tears, and he held Yu Kangzhe's hand tightly: "Zhe Zhe, you are really my mentor on the road of life, listening to you is better than reading ten years of books, I admire you so much!"

Yu Kangzhe was a little flattered by his praise, and he waved his hands happily: "It's easy to talk about, who did you ask for?"

His expression suddenly became vigilant, "Could it be that Xiang Kongshan again?"

"Yes, and He Jingle."

Xiang Kongshan and He Jingle.

The two names were like thunder, and Zhe Zhe's fragile little heart was scorched instantly, and more importantly: "Hello Yu Ye, isn't he your enemy?"

"No, no, no," Yu Ye waved his hand modestly, "Don't presumptuously speculate on our pure competitive relationship, I announce that from today onwards, this title will be given to He Jingle!"

After all, He Jingle is handsome, tall, and a villainous school bully. He can almost match [-]% with Xiang Kongshan. Compared with him, He Jingle is just the number one person in the city. What can be compared? where?

Yu Yehao thinks that she is very self-aware.

So starting on Tuesday, things suddenly got weirder.

In the past, there were only Xiang Kongshan and Yu Yehao who met by chance, but now He Jingle suddenly and forcefully inserts the schedule of the other two that the young master did not know where to find out. When Ye Hao was there, there must be him in the middle; and Yu Yehao also resolutely implemented his policy, as long as He Jingle was there, he would resolutely not have unnecessary conversations with Xiang Kongshan.

So in the end, there is often only a confused Xiang Kongshan and He Jingle who thinks that the plan is successful and proud of himself standing together. From a distance, the two look like big fools with delicate faces but low IQ.

This weird but harmonious scene was finally broken on Thursday afternoon.

He Jingle answered a phone call at noon, asked for leave in a hurry and left the school in the afternoon, his follow-up plan finally came to a breach. When school was over, Xiang Kongshan, relying on his outstanding height, snatched Yu Yehao out of the crowd Geti slipped out, his tone sounded very dangerous: "What are you doing hiding from me these two days?"

"Ah? Do I have it?" Yu Ye pretended to be stupid, and pretended to caress his collar, "I'm hiding from He Jingle, I can't hide if I can't be provoked!"

There is nothing wrong with hearing this at first glance, but Xiang Kongshan just sounds uncomfortable, especially since the news that Yu Yehao returned to Zhu Qingqing that day, after the two of them officially broke the ice, they have to chat for a few words every night before going their separate ways. Studying made Yu Yehao's indifference towards him even more during the day.

What do you mean?

Brother Xiaoshan's thinking is very simple: Does Yu Yehao like his avatar on the Internet more than his personal charm?

How can it be!He will never allow this to happen!

It stands to reason that this is completely unreasonable. After all, if Yu Ye has eight hundred brains, he can't imagine that the 1.8 meters [-] man in front of him with a cold expression is the same person as the soft girl who has a good brother on the Internet; but he can't bear it. That's what he thought when he lived in Xiang Kongshan, and turned a deaf ear to Yu Ye's good excuses, and only said: "Then today—"

Before he could finish his sentence, he suddenly saw Yu Yehao, who was standing obediently, move his eyes, look over his shoulder, and look straight behind.

Xiang Kongshan was a little puzzled, and turned his head, only to see a little girl in shabby clothes, carrying a schoolbag, walking slowly by the side of the road, other than that, there was nothing special.

He felt a little strange, and besides the strangeness, he was furious: "Okay, Yu Ye, you chat with the little girl at night and stare at other girls in a daze during the day, are you worthy of Zhu Qingqing!"

"I won't tell you any more!"

Yu Ye stared at Lin Yan's back, afraid that he might lose sight of her if he wasn't paying attention, so he didn't bother to look at Kong Shan's slightly green expression, so he hurriedly grabbed his schoolbag and tiptoedly followed behind.

Xiang Kongshan: ...

He was even more strange, what is this for, stalker?

So under various guesses, he also raised his foot and followed Yu Yehao quietly.

It has to be said that the practice of praying mantises catching cicadas and orioles in the back has been thoroughly understood by our brother Xiaoshan. Yu Yehao, who didn't know it, thought he was following perfectly. He hid behind a thick sycamore tree trunk by the roadside, His eyes were still following Lin Yan who walked into a grocery store, but he was patted on the shoulder by Xiang Kongshan with a sullen face, and the other party's hot breath hit his ear: "Hello Yu Ye, what are you doing?"

"Yeah—!"

Before Yu Ye could cry out, he calmed down and put his index finger to his lips: "Shh, I have something to do!"

"You have something to do, just follow the little girl? Stalker, you?"

Xiang Kongshan was immediately upset, and just about to choke him a few more words, but the next moment, Yu Yehao suddenly leaned over and covered his mouth tightly with one hand.

"..."

The palms of Yu Yehao's palms are a little sweaty, but they don't have any smell, but they are still fragrant. It's like a boy of this age who runs madly and sweats all day long; and I don't know if it's Xiang Kongshan's illusion, At this moment, the tip of his nose is pressed against the inside of the other's fingers, and he always feels that the other party is full of milky smell, how should I put it... just, it's quite cute.

If the gender and previous story of the two are discarded, everything that is happening now is very similar to the plot of an idol drama.And according to the development, Xiang Kongshan, who will be the leading actor next, should be shocked by this intimate contact, and then use a series of harsh words to cover up his heartbeat at the moment.

But Xiang Kongshan is a man who doesn't play cards according to common sense. He just felt that his lips were hot and his cheeks were a little hot, so he took Yu Ye's good hand away without thinking, and asked: "Yu Ye Okay, did your paw touch the pepper?"

Yu Yehao:?

There was no time to say anything else, because suddenly there was a loud noise from the grocery store in front, the two of them looked up at the same time, but saw nothing at the same time, they could only see that after a while, Lin Yan came out with messy hair, and the rest There is nothing more.

Xiang Kongshan understood a little bit: "Your classmate?"

He remembered this face. Last time at the school gate, he vaguely saw Yu Ye talking to him, but his attitude was not very good.

"Well, my classmate."

Yu Yehao said that first, but soon added two words in a soft voice: "Before."

The experiment was similar to the education model of No. [-] High School. He picked up something he could talk about and told Xiang Kongshan, and then sighed regretfully: "She was not like this before, she is a very clean girl with a good personality."

"So what?" Xiang Kongshan looked at the back in front of him, and what he said was highly similar to Yu Kangzhe, "Her own choice, you can't change it if you follow her, maybe people will find you annoying."

This remark hurt Yu Yehao's foot. He thought of Lin Yan who was indifferent to him that day, his face changed, but he said a little stubbornly: "But you heard it just now, something must have happened in the store , if there is something hidden—”

"That's her own business too. From the moment she chooses to leave the top class, it's her own business. You also said that it's just the beginning of the second year of high school, even if it's harder than other students in this class, It's far from the point where she needs to give up to get something. She doesn't justify herself, and you don't need to think of reasons for her. Nothing to do with you. Do you understand?"

Yu Yehao bit his lip, with an ugly expression on his face, and after a long time, he said sullenly, "I see."

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Hao Hao is a warm-hearted beautiful fool, I say!