Eight sets of math papers cheated by online dating

Brother Xiao Zhe, who scored twice, was on the phone with Yu Yehao at the moment, and his tone was as distressed as he wanted: "Hi Yu Ye! Why don't I know when you listened to me like this! Let you talk to him Talk! Are you really going?"

"No, no," Yu Yehao tried to argue, "It's just a coincidence."

"How fresh," Yu Kangzhe snorted disdainfully, "You and Xiang Kongshan just happened to meet in the whole world? Then why are you two still in love? Pack up and go to Welfare Lottery to settle down!"

"..."

Yu Ye finally stopped talking, partly because he was guilty, and partly because he was really afraid that if he continued, Yu Kangzhe beat him up all night.

He was terrified and silent for a long time before he heard Yu Kangzhe let out a long sigh as if he had compromised, "Forget it, as long as you are happy."

"Happy, I'm happy." Yu Yehao hurriedly replied as if he was afraid that Yu Kangzhe would feel that he was being forced a second later.

He himself felt embarrassed after he finished speaking, but as expected, Yu Kangzhe paused for a moment, feeling quite speechless, and then said to him bitterly: "Hi Yu Ye, can we have something to do!"

Yu Kangzhe hung up the phone; after a while, he was pulled into the group by Yu Yehao again, and the group name hanging above his head was still the group name that seemed to be very embarrassing. Raising his hand, he changed his name to "A high-ranking prime minister can hold a boat in his stomach".

Yu Yehao: "..."

He vaguely felt that Yu Kangzhe seemed to be connoting him.

Ke Wenyao is not happy anymore, you can look down on his brother Shan, but you can't look down on their experimenters!Seeing that no one said anything, he moved his fingers eagerly, and changed the name to "experimental people can do it too".

He Jingle is all to blame, four of the five members of the small group were set up by him as administrators, so that everyone can change their names at will now. It was changed to "A high-ranking man never disguises himself as a woman to engage in online dating."

Xiang Kongshan: "..."

Ke Wenyao wanted to follow up quickly, but they seemed to be unreasonable in this regard, so he thought about it carefully, and changed it to: [The experimenter does not engage in online dating except for No.1].

[Can you stop! ] Yu Ye couldn't take it anymore, and resolutely participated in it, changing the name to Happy Family.

Depend on!Ke Wenyao slapped his thigh suddenly at home: Yu Ye is so awesome!Why didn't he think of it!

Win this time!

As soon as he started, he changed the name that Yu Yehao had just changed to: [Congratulations to Xiang Kongshan and Yu Yehao for their happy marriage].

Everyone is safe now.

In the silence, only He Jingle put a question mark blankly: [What is a happy marriage? ]

……and many more.

and many more!

Young Master He was shocked: [What?You mean to say that Xiang Kongshan and Yu Yehao are in a relationship? ]

Now the group was completely quiet, and no one dared to speak; after a while, Ke Wenyao was kicked out by Xiang Kongshan to clean up the mess. He bit the bullet and said: [Uh, this matter is actually a long story... …]

[Are you kidding me? ] He Jingle was still shocked, [Didn't I tell you?The two of them are good brothers, Iron Magnet!Let me see this time, it means that there is a dispute between good brothers, don't be fooled by them! ]

The young master laughed hahaha, wandering in the long river of memory: [Thinking back in the past, I was almost fooled, thinking that the two of them were secretly having an underground relationship... Oh, it was all a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding!If you don't believe me, ask Yu Yehao and Xiang Kongshan to tell you!If they can fall in love, then I would say that my husband is studying at Peking University now! ]

Enthusiastic citizen Mr. He even deliberately circled the two parties involved, [@小瑜好不好@向, you two say something, it’s not good to let everyone misunderstand, this time I will speak for you!Don't do this next time!naughty / naughty /]

How is Xiaoyu: […]

Towards:[……]

He Jingle's smile became stiff, slowly: [...? ]

In the middle of the night, Yu Ye was so worried that he drank two bottles of AD calcium. He called Xiang Kongshan and said, "What should I do? I don't think the two of us are doing this properly, so we can't just scare someone alone, right? The woolen ones are not as diligent as the two of us!"

Xiang Kongshan pondered for a while, thinking that the other party had some good ideas, so he pricked up his ears nervously, only to hear Xiang Kongshan say: "...there is only one wall between us."

Yu Yehao quickly comprehended: "What do you mean?"

Is it a clever use of metaphors, using a wall to imply the secular world they have to face, showing the protagonist's determination to fight against the narrow traditional concept of marriage and love to the end, so as to connect the past and the future and sublimate the whole text?

understood!Gaining the support of friends is the first hurdle they have to face!

"What I mean is," Xiang Kongshan said slowly, "If you have something to say in person, the phone call is long distance."

"……Oh."

"Come here now, and I'll open the door for you."

So Xiao Yu hurriedly knocked on the door next door. Xiang Kongshan, who came to open the door for him, seemed to have just taken a shower against the clock, and the room was well heated, so he only wore a short sleeve on his upper body; Falling on the forehead, the whole person has a special temperament between an adult and a teenager. He was stunned until Xiang Kongshan called him, and then patted the side of the bed: "Sit."

He sat down as if sleepwalking, saw that Xiang Kongshan picked up the phone and handed it to him, turned on the screen, and sat down very relaxedly, putting his arm around his shoulder: "Take one."

Yu Yehao looked at Xiang Kongshan's faint outline of abdominal muscles when his baggy T-shirt was sagging backwards: "...This is not good."

Xiang Kongshan gave him a strange look: "What's wrong with taking a group photo, or do you feel embarrassed?"

"Ah? Take a photo?" Yu Yehao was always a little inexplicably disappointed tonight. He responded dumbly, raised his mobile phone, and suddenly remembered to ask, "Why are you taking pictures of this thing? Digital payment is popular now, so it's not fun to use it." The photo was developed and put in the wallet."

"..." Brother Xiaoshan almost acted like a handsome guy to his future boyfriend. He was speechless. He couldn't help but raised his hand and rubbed Yu Yehao's hair indiscriminately. Show some evidence."

"Why not." He took the phone over, and slowly wedged his other hand between Yu Yehao's fingers. There was a slight click, and the flashlight illuminated the moment when the two fingers intertwined. He didn't even look at it. Send out the photo without hesitation, "Okay."

Yu Yehao's phone also vibrated, and he opened it to take a look, still a little worried: "Don't scare the young master out of trouble."

"Will not."

Xiang Kongshan put his phone aside without hesitation, the room suddenly became quiet, Yu Ye blinked nervously, swallowed dryly, he didn't know where to look, he stuttered, he even forgot his phone After taking it, he just said: "Then I'll go back, I still have that... I haven't finished that paper yet."

He vaguely noticed that the person next to him laughed, but he didn't give up on such a poor excuse, just said, like coaxing a child, "Okay, go, good night in advance."

The feeling of unwillingness and disappointment reappeared. Yu Yehao walked to the door with his head down. When he saw that Xiang Kongshan really didn't want to keep him, he was so angry that he rushed back to cover his face with the tofu paper. Throwing at the other person's face: "Why don't you let me sit for a while? You can't do it, you!"

He thought about the TV series he had watched with Ye Xin, imitating the people in them and said: "... I have all the test papers, so why don't you show me this?"

The author has something to say:

Do you understand, Xin Sui is from Peking University

Sincerely apologize to everyone!Due to my failure to arrange the time reasonably, the recent update has been very unstable. I have seriously reflected on it, and I am determined to save more manuscripts, so that this situation will not happen again! (It seems to be reading a self-criticism!) Everyone, the prime minister can punt for a while, forgive us this time! (Yu Yehao: Who cares about me)

In the end, who will save Xiao Le!