Just grab a takeaway.
Lin Cheyan originally wanted to cross his legs and think about life, but the pants were too thick and too long, which completely hindered him from expressing himself. After two or three attempts, he gave in and simply lay flat on the sofa.
Anyway, Yu Suishen is not here now, and no one is staring at him, so he can do whatever he feels comfortable with.
Thinking of Yu Suishen's words between ambiguous and non-ambiguous when he left, Lin Cheyan felt that his brain began to hurt suddenly, and his current state was completely led by the nose, which did not conform to his usual behavior at all. wind.
And Yu Suishen is too unconventional to play his cards.Lin Cheyan had done so much homework before deciding to sign the contract, and even read a few novels about Bao/Nurture, but none of them could match Yu Suishen's current behavior in a serious way.
He turned over, lay on his side with his head supported, thought for a while and typed in the browser: how to become a qualified bed warmer.
The moment he clicked the search button, he suddenly stopped
What the hell am I doing?
This is too embarrassing...
It turned out that the things that came out were not shameful at all. They were all electric blankets, down jackets, cotton quilts and the like.
Lin Che said: "..."
Unwilling to give up, he typed in the browser again: how to become a qualified bed partner.
This time the result was not an electric blanket, but a series of indescribable novels.
To watch or not to watch, that is a philosophical question.
Lin Cheyan's throat slipped.
I chose to watch it honestly.
But what I didn't expect was that as soon as I entered it, what popped up was not a novel at all, but a stunning picture.
"How to give him the ultimate sex seven times a night"
Lin Che said: "..."
The back button seemed to be malfunctioning, and he couldn’t log out at all. After finally logging out, his phone almost crashed. Lin Cheyan quickly opened a youth mode that was basically useless, and reported the website up.
Just when he decided to give up struggling and prepare to start a new life, he suddenly saw a related search of "how to become a qualified mistress" popped up in "87% of people also searched".
A bed warmer equals a bed partner equals a mistress, right?
right?
Or, take another look?
Lin Cheyan originally thought that it was still an indescribable novel, so she even clicked on the anti-virus software and prepared for it.Unexpectedly, hard work pays off, this time it is actually reliable, and someone is really bored enough to write this kind of tutorial.
Click on the memo and read it carefully.
The first is: torture your own motives.
Lin Cheyan touched his conscience, and 500 million suddenly appeared in his mind.Um!Six Zero's motivation is very strong and clear!
The second and third are all about the other wife.
Before he came, he checked on the Internet, and found that Yu Suishen was single and had no wife at all.So these two points are easily skipped directly.
The fourth is: Make every minute you spend together unforgettable.
Lin Cheyan thought about it, no matter whether Yu Suishen could forget it or not, he probably couldn't. After all, who could endure such a shock in just a few hours like him.Thanks to his good health, the old bastard Yu Suishen would have died if he had a bad heart.
The fifth is unrequited love.
This is almost impossible, after all, the two of them just want to get rid of their kidneys and not their hearts.Besides, there is no such thing as blindly giving and not wanting anything in love, unless that person is a fairy.
Looking further down, it basically returns to the involvement of the partner's original family, which can be completely ignored.
So in general, this tutorial is just teaching loneliness. Apart from a clear motivation, it is useless.
Lin Che deleted the memo angrily. Looking up at the gray ceiling, she felt that her brain was as white as the ceiling.
If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't be so playful to minor in a psychology!At least you can apply what you've learned!The design is really a drought, a drought, a flood, and a lot of homework, drawing pictures all day long!
But this blankness didn't last long, because the phone suddenly vibrated.
Perhaps it was because the shadow brought by Yu Suishen in the bathroom was so strong that the first thing that popped up in Lin Cheyan's mind was: Could this guy have installed a monitor in the room?
As soon as this idea appeared, Lin Cheyan found that he had sat up without knowing when, and even the random pillows on the sofa were all neatly arranged in lightning speed.
Opening WeChat half-stiffly, seeing that there is no little red dot on the frame of Yu Suishen's avatar, he finally let his heart sink into his stomach, it's okay, it's okay.
But not long after, he froze again, because the person who contacted him was Du He, the school committee member.
Lin Cheyan and Du He had never gotten along very well, almost everyone in the class knew about it.The reason is because this person is too hypocritical, and hypocrisy makes him feel uncomfortable.
Take his roommate Song Shichen as an example. Before Du He didn't know that Song Shichen was Professor Song's son, he was ridiculed all day long, and even said that Song Shichen was only liked by the teacher because of his good looks. Said that Song Shichen was 2 minutes late for a class, so he shouldn't get the scholarship.
After learning that Song Shichen was Professor Song's son, he started to flirt again. He followed Song Shichen all day to inquire about Professor Song's preferences, and said that he was willing to give him the position of the National Award.
Song Shichen was used to Buddhism, so he turned a blind eye, pretending not to know about the disgusting things he did before, and just avoided as much as possible.But Lin Cheyan was different. He liked it or hated it or hated it, and it was clearly displayed on his face.
Click to open the dialog.
Stupid Du: [In? ]
It seems that this person already knows the rumor that he was kicked out by the Lin family.
as predicted.
Du Brainless: [I heard that something happened in your family, um, how about my condolences? ]
Lin Cheyan didn't want to pay attention to him, and clicked on the three small dots on the upper right corner of his avatar.
Du Brain: [The semester is over in one month, and the teacher is rushing to hand in the internship manual.Have you finished writing?If you don't write and you don't have credits, you can't get a diploma. ]
Lin Cheyan barely stopped when he swiped the blacklist on the right.
Although the graduation certificate warning is disgusting, it is really effective. After all, with his current situation, the graduation certificate of University Z is worth a little money.
you are vicious!
But now that the Chinese New Year is almost over, where can he find a design-related job? Besides, the internship period is three months, so Du Brain deliberately reminded him in the last month, isn't it just finding fault?
Lin Cheyan now regrets that he didn't take it too seriously because a friend agreed to stamp him for him, but now the so-called friend can't be contacted at all.
The phone vibrated again.
Du Brain: [I'm going to an exchange meeting tonight, if you haven't found a job yet, you can try with me.cute jpg.]
Lin Che said: "..." He looked back and forth four or five times, always feeling something weird.
Lin Che said: [Are you so kind? ]
Du Brain: [I've always been very kind QWQ, it's because you misunderstood me too deeply.I also made mistakes in the past, and I apologize to you.Hope you can give me a chance to make amends. ]
Lin Che said: "..."
Du Brain: [Besides, if you don't have this credit, the 100% graduation rate of our class will not be guaranteed. ]
Lin Cheyan finally understood what this guy meant.
The graduation rate affects the selection of excellent classes, which in turn affects the selection of outstanding class cadres.In this way, it is not so strange for Du He to find him.
Lin Che said: [What time, where is it? ]
Du Brain: [From [-]:[-] p.m., Luotian Furuhe Hotel. ]
The winter night always comes very early, the snow has stopped, but the wind is still very strong.Lin Cheyan took off Yu Suishen's thick clothes and put on a dress, feeling that he might be blown into an ice sculpture by the wind and snow in the next second.
Luotian Guhe Hotel is the largest hotel in Yicheng. It is said that this hotel has been open for hundreds of years, and the owner is a Taoist priest.But these are just rumors, after all, no one has ever seen the real boss.
He remembered that when he came here for the first time, he was with his mother.At that time, his family relationship was still harmonious, at least on the surface, outsiders could not find any flaws.
I didn't expect that when I came again, things would be different.
"It feels like I haven't seen you for several months, and I haven't taken the postgraduate entrance examination. Where have you been?" Du He followed behind him, chattering endlessly, "Have you been here before?"
Lin Cheyan didn't really want to pay attention to him, but after all, he was the one who gave the invitation letter, "I haven't been anywhere, but I've been here."
"I really envy people like you who were born with a golden key in their mouth." Du He sighed, "Unlike me, I have to overcome obstacles step by step along the way to get to where I am today. This is my first time here!"
Lin Che said: "..."
"It's not that I said, I think that since you did something wrong, you should apologize to your family. Is there anything that can't be solved. Are you willing to give up such a big family property like yours? But it's true, just your temper..." Du He continued to babble , Lin Cheyan's fist clenched and loosened, loosened and clenched again, and in the end he couldn't resist beating him here.
"You're right." Lin Cheyan looked at him and nodded, feeling that he was really promising, "I'll think about it when I have time."
Du He's expression froze for a moment, as if he didn't expect Lin Cheyan to say that, so he smiled awkwardly. "It's good if you think so."
Lin Cheyan didn't bother to pay attention to Du He's small thoughts, took out her phone and checked the time, it was seven ten.
Sighing lightly, I hope the matter can be settled before 09:30, otherwise Yu Suishen will not be able to explain clearly.
Time passed by little by little, and the number of guests in the clubhouse also increased little by little.Lin Cheyan saw some acquaintances, but those people almost pretended not to know him, and basically detoured when they left, as if he was a plague god.
"Don't be in a daze, that is Mr. Wang, who is said to be in the real estate business, do you want to try it?" Du He pointed to them not far away.
Lin Che said: "..." He took a deep thought from the behavior of those people, rubbed his sore eyes and looked, good guy, he is a middle-aged Mediterranean greasy uncle.The uncle seemed to sense their gazes, and slightly raised the wine glass in his hand and nodded towards them.
Lin Che said: "..."
Although, for some reason, his noble son's temper broke again.
There is a saying in Z University, that is, the design department is all Yangou. In the future, when looking for a job, you must find a good-looking boss. The salary can be low, and the beauty must not be less! Although he does not listen to lectures, he does abide by this rule. damn.
"You're still picking. In your current situation, it's more important to get the credits first." Du He snorted, and then pointed to another person who was dealing with others. This time, it wasn't bald, but a gold tooth.
"This is Boss Zhou, who works in e-commerce. Although you may not be able to get in with your professional level, try Sima as a living horse doctor." Du He said, as if he had some secret, lowered his voice and whispered to his ear Bian: "And he, like you, also likes men, you guys, maybe we can have a common topic."
Like an invisible dagger, it just hit Lin Cheyan's reverse scale.
For a moment, Lin Cheyan even felt that she might be crazy, and unexpectedly followed Du He to find a job in such a panic.
The surrounding scene gradually faded away, and Du He beside him was still chattering endlessly.Lin Cheyan's hands were tightly clenched into fists, with bone creaking sounds.
However, before the fist was lifted up, it suddenly loosened again.
In the center of the hall, surrounded by everyone, Yu Suishen's eyes met his.
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Lin Cheyan originally wanted to cross his legs and think about life, but the pants were too thick and too long, which completely hindered him from expressing himself. After two or three attempts, he gave in and simply lay flat on the sofa.
Anyway, Yu Suishen is not here now, and no one is staring at him, so he can do whatever he feels comfortable with.
Thinking of Yu Suishen's words between ambiguous and non-ambiguous when he left, Lin Cheyan felt that his brain began to hurt suddenly, and his current state was completely led by the nose, which did not conform to his usual behavior at all. wind.
And Yu Suishen is too unconventional to play his cards.Lin Cheyan had done so much homework before deciding to sign the contract, and even read a few novels about Bao/Nurture, but none of them could match Yu Suishen's current behavior in a serious way.
He turned over, lay on his side with his head supported, thought for a while and typed in the browser: how to become a qualified bed warmer.
The moment he clicked the search button, he suddenly stopped
What the hell am I doing?
This is too embarrassing...
It turned out that the things that came out were not shameful at all. They were all electric blankets, down jackets, cotton quilts and the like.
Lin Che said: "..."
Unwilling to give up, he typed in the browser again: how to become a qualified bed partner.
This time the result was not an electric blanket, but a series of indescribable novels.
To watch or not to watch, that is a philosophical question.
Lin Cheyan's throat slipped.
I chose to watch it honestly.
But what I didn't expect was that as soon as I entered it, what popped up was not a novel at all, but a stunning picture.
"How to give him the ultimate sex seven times a night"
Lin Che said: "..."
The back button seemed to be malfunctioning, and he couldn’t log out at all. After finally logging out, his phone almost crashed. Lin Cheyan quickly opened a youth mode that was basically useless, and reported the website up.
Just when he decided to give up struggling and prepare to start a new life, he suddenly saw a related search of "how to become a qualified mistress" popped up in "87% of people also searched".
A bed warmer equals a bed partner equals a mistress, right?
right?
Or, take another look?
Lin Cheyan originally thought that it was still an indescribable novel, so she even clicked on the anti-virus software and prepared for it.Unexpectedly, hard work pays off, this time it is actually reliable, and someone is really bored enough to write this kind of tutorial.
Click on the memo and read it carefully.
The first is: torture your own motives.
Lin Cheyan touched his conscience, and 500 million suddenly appeared in his mind.Um!Six Zero's motivation is very strong and clear!
The second and third are all about the other wife.
Before he came, he checked on the Internet, and found that Yu Suishen was single and had no wife at all.So these two points are easily skipped directly.
The fourth is: Make every minute you spend together unforgettable.
Lin Cheyan thought about it, no matter whether Yu Suishen could forget it or not, he probably couldn't. After all, who could endure such a shock in just a few hours like him.Thanks to his good health, the old bastard Yu Suishen would have died if he had a bad heart.
The fifth is unrequited love.
This is almost impossible, after all, the two of them just want to get rid of their kidneys and not their hearts.Besides, there is no such thing as blindly giving and not wanting anything in love, unless that person is a fairy.
Looking further down, it basically returns to the involvement of the partner's original family, which can be completely ignored.
So in general, this tutorial is just teaching loneliness. Apart from a clear motivation, it is useless.
Lin Che deleted the memo angrily. Looking up at the gray ceiling, she felt that her brain was as white as the ceiling.
If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't be so playful to minor in a psychology!At least you can apply what you've learned!The design is really a drought, a drought, a flood, and a lot of homework, drawing pictures all day long!
But this blankness didn't last long, because the phone suddenly vibrated.
Perhaps it was because the shadow brought by Yu Suishen in the bathroom was so strong that the first thing that popped up in Lin Cheyan's mind was: Could this guy have installed a monitor in the room?
As soon as this idea appeared, Lin Cheyan found that he had sat up without knowing when, and even the random pillows on the sofa were all neatly arranged in lightning speed.
Opening WeChat half-stiffly, seeing that there is no little red dot on the frame of Yu Suishen's avatar, he finally let his heart sink into his stomach, it's okay, it's okay.
But not long after, he froze again, because the person who contacted him was Du He, the school committee member.
Lin Cheyan and Du He had never gotten along very well, almost everyone in the class knew about it.The reason is because this person is too hypocritical, and hypocrisy makes him feel uncomfortable.
Take his roommate Song Shichen as an example. Before Du He didn't know that Song Shichen was Professor Song's son, he was ridiculed all day long, and even said that Song Shichen was only liked by the teacher because of his good looks. Said that Song Shichen was 2 minutes late for a class, so he shouldn't get the scholarship.
After learning that Song Shichen was Professor Song's son, he started to flirt again. He followed Song Shichen all day to inquire about Professor Song's preferences, and said that he was willing to give him the position of the National Award.
Song Shichen was used to Buddhism, so he turned a blind eye, pretending not to know about the disgusting things he did before, and just avoided as much as possible.But Lin Cheyan was different. He liked it or hated it or hated it, and it was clearly displayed on his face.
Click to open the dialog.
Stupid Du: [In? ]
It seems that this person already knows the rumor that he was kicked out by the Lin family.
as predicted.
Du Brainless: [I heard that something happened in your family, um, how about my condolences? ]
Lin Cheyan didn't want to pay attention to him, and clicked on the three small dots on the upper right corner of his avatar.
Du Brain: [The semester is over in one month, and the teacher is rushing to hand in the internship manual.Have you finished writing?If you don't write and you don't have credits, you can't get a diploma. ]
Lin Cheyan barely stopped when he swiped the blacklist on the right.
Although the graduation certificate warning is disgusting, it is really effective. After all, with his current situation, the graduation certificate of University Z is worth a little money.
you are vicious!
But now that the Chinese New Year is almost over, where can he find a design-related job? Besides, the internship period is three months, so Du Brain deliberately reminded him in the last month, isn't it just finding fault?
Lin Cheyan now regrets that he didn't take it too seriously because a friend agreed to stamp him for him, but now the so-called friend can't be contacted at all.
The phone vibrated again.
Du Brain: [I'm going to an exchange meeting tonight, if you haven't found a job yet, you can try with me.cute jpg.]
Lin Che said: "..." He looked back and forth four or five times, always feeling something weird.
Lin Che said: [Are you so kind? ]
Du Brain: [I've always been very kind QWQ, it's because you misunderstood me too deeply.I also made mistakes in the past, and I apologize to you.Hope you can give me a chance to make amends. ]
Lin Che said: "..."
Du Brain: [Besides, if you don't have this credit, the 100% graduation rate of our class will not be guaranteed. ]
Lin Cheyan finally understood what this guy meant.
The graduation rate affects the selection of excellent classes, which in turn affects the selection of outstanding class cadres.In this way, it is not so strange for Du He to find him.
Lin Che said: [What time, where is it? ]
Du Brain: [From [-]:[-] p.m., Luotian Furuhe Hotel. ]
The winter night always comes very early, the snow has stopped, but the wind is still very strong.Lin Cheyan took off Yu Suishen's thick clothes and put on a dress, feeling that he might be blown into an ice sculpture by the wind and snow in the next second.
Luotian Guhe Hotel is the largest hotel in Yicheng. It is said that this hotel has been open for hundreds of years, and the owner is a Taoist priest.But these are just rumors, after all, no one has ever seen the real boss.
He remembered that when he came here for the first time, he was with his mother.At that time, his family relationship was still harmonious, at least on the surface, outsiders could not find any flaws.
I didn't expect that when I came again, things would be different.
"It feels like I haven't seen you for several months, and I haven't taken the postgraduate entrance examination. Where have you been?" Du He followed behind him, chattering endlessly, "Have you been here before?"
Lin Cheyan didn't really want to pay attention to him, but after all, he was the one who gave the invitation letter, "I haven't been anywhere, but I've been here."
"I really envy people like you who were born with a golden key in their mouth." Du He sighed, "Unlike me, I have to overcome obstacles step by step along the way to get to where I am today. This is my first time here!"
Lin Che said: "..."
"It's not that I said, I think that since you did something wrong, you should apologize to your family. Is there anything that can't be solved. Are you willing to give up such a big family property like yours? But it's true, just your temper..." Du He continued to babble , Lin Cheyan's fist clenched and loosened, loosened and clenched again, and in the end he couldn't resist beating him here.
"You're right." Lin Cheyan looked at him and nodded, feeling that he was really promising, "I'll think about it when I have time."
Du He's expression froze for a moment, as if he didn't expect Lin Cheyan to say that, so he smiled awkwardly. "It's good if you think so."
Lin Cheyan didn't bother to pay attention to Du He's small thoughts, took out her phone and checked the time, it was seven ten.
Sighing lightly, I hope the matter can be settled before 09:30, otherwise Yu Suishen will not be able to explain clearly.
Time passed by little by little, and the number of guests in the clubhouse also increased little by little.Lin Cheyan saw some acquaintances, but those people almost pretended not to know him, and basically detoured when they left, as if he was a plague god.
"Don't be in a daze, that is Mr. Wang, who is said to be in the real estate business, do you want to try it?" Du He pointed to them not far away.
Lin Che said: "..." He took a deep thought from the behavior of those people, rubbed his sore eyes and looked, good guy, he is a middle-aged Mediterranean greasy uncle.The uncle seemed to sense their gazes, and slightly raised the wine glass in his hand and nodded towards them.
Lin Che said: "..."
Although, for some reason, his noble son's temper broke again.
There is a saying in Z University, that is, the design department is all Yangou. In the future, when looking for a job, you must find a good-looking boss. The salary can be low, and the beauty must not be less! Although he does not listen to lectures, he does abide by this rule. damn.
"You're still picking. In your current situation, it's more important to get the credits first." Du He snorted, and then pointed to another person who was dealing with others. This time, it wasn't bald, but a gold tooth.
"This is Boss Zhou, who works in e-commerce. Although you may not be able to get in with your professional level, try Sima as a living horse doctor." Du He said, as if he had some secret, lowered his voice and whispered to his ear Bian: "And he, like you, also likes men, you guys, maybe we can have a common topic."
Like an invisible dagger, it just hit Lin Cheyan's reverse scale.
For a moment, Lin Cheyan even felt that she might be crazy, and unexpectedly followed Du He to find a job in such a panic.
The surrounding scene gradually faded away, and Du He beside him was still chattering endlessly.Lin Cheyan's hands were tightly clenched into fists, with bone creaking sounds.
However, before the fist was lifted up, it suddenly loosened again.
In the center of the hall, surrounded by everyone, Yu Suishen's eyes met his.
The author has something to say: Thank you for watching! Bow
I update TWT from time to time because I want to follow the list
If you can click a collection! Guaranteed not to abandon it!
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