Cohabitation Guide
Chapter 1 Don't Curse Me
Shu Yi rubbed his head in dull pain due to motion sickness, and pushed the suitcase into the house. Before he could breathe a sigh of relief, he saw two pairs of shoes lying on the ground.
A pair of limited edition blue and white sneakers, Shu Yi didn't take much effort to recognize that it was a birthday present for her boyfriend Xu Chu.
The other pair didn't know each other, but it didn't come from Xu Chu, nor was it his own.
Two pairs of shoes were piled crookedly at the door, and when he looked up, there was a faint gasp coming from the half-closed door not far away.
After a while, Shu Yi finally realized the situation with his sluggish thinking due to the long journey. He was on a business trip. In addition to coming back, he also brought a hat for himself.
He put down the snack box in his hand - Xu Chu's favorite brand, changed his shoes, walked to the door, and as expected saw the entangled flesh on the bed in the room.
"Excuse me." Shu You watched the situation for a few seconds, and realized that the two of them were too involved and didn't pay attention to him, so he raised his hand and knocked on the door politely.
The two people on the bed were separated as if struck by lightning and electric shock. The thinner screamed and covered himself with the quilt, while the stronger one turned over and sat up, looking at the door in panic: "Xiao Shu, why are you back?"
Shu Yi looked at the crumpled sheets and the unexplained wetness on the sheets, and his head hurt a little bit. He didn't reply to the question of his boyfriend, or what should be called his ex-boyfriend from now on. He stood by the door and asked, "How long have you been away?" ?”
The boy wrapped in a bed sheet woke up like a dream, turned over and got dressed, and whispered, "Now...now."
Xu Chu also grabbed the clothes on the ground and hurriedly put them on. The two of them were naked, their bodies shaking so that they felt sick. He said, "Is 5 minutes okay?"
As he spoke, he rubbed his temples and turned around. Xu Chu called him eagerly: "Xiao Shu—"
"5 minutes." Shu Yi gave him a "stop" gesture, looked at the sheets for the last time, frowned and changed the subject: "10 minutes, the sheets and quilts are cleaned up, I'll wait for you in the living room."
When Shu Yi came to the living room, he felt his throat was a bit dry.He went to the shelf and took the water glass. The water glass was pale pink with a groove, and it was put together with Xu Chu's protruding cup next to it. It was a tacky couple's style.
Shu Yi picked up his own water glass, hooked his fingers and picked up the blue one, stepped on the trash can with his feet, let go of his fingers and threw it down, and went to the door again, disposing of the untouched snacks without hesitation Only then did he hold his cup and shake it to the water dispenser, and bent down to take the water.
After drinking water, his throat didn't hurt so much, but his head became more and more hot. Shu Yi rubbed his temples, thinking that the air conditioner on the plane was too cold, and he should ask the flight attendant for a blanket.
He drank two sips of water thinking about it, put down the glass and took out his phone.
It only took Xu Chu a minute to come out, with disheveled hair and no shirt on. He hurried to Shu Yi's side, and whispered anxiously, "Xiao Shu..."
"Have you collected the sheets?" Shu Yi interrupted.
Xu Chu choked for a moment, said nothing in a low voice, then stretched out his hand to pull Shu Yi, and said, "Xiao Shu, forgive me this time."
Shu Yi lowered his head, but retracted his arms in time to avoid Xu Chu's fingers. His fingers kept tapping on the screen and asked, "When will you move out?"
"Xiao Shu." Xu Chu's face was full of pain, "Don't be so heartless, you know I was just confused for a while."
"And I'm sober." Shu Yi raised his head and asked straightforwardly, "The day after tomorrow is the end of the month, can I pack up and move out tomorrow?"
The emotion in his eyes is very calm, with the exhaustion of long-distance travel and the impatience of waiting, without anger or questioning.
Xu Chu was so cold in his eyes that he lowered his head to dodge it reflexively, but when he lowered his eyes, he suddenly found that Shu Yi's screen stopped on the chat record with the agent. ok.
"I haven't left yet, you want to find someone else?" Xu Chu was so stunned that he forgot about his guilty conscience, and his voice suddenly became louder.
"Who is looking for someone else?" Shu Yi was a little amused, raised the corners of his drooping eyes, and asked.
His understated rhetorical question aroused Xu Chu's anger even more, he opened his mouth, from the beginning of the relationship, Shu Yi was constantly dissatisfied with the love, all the way down to the late Shu You, who had no care for him.He spoke quickly and wanted to nail Shu Yi to the position of "scumbag".
During Xu Chu's accusation, Shu You lowered his eyes in a disinterested manner. Boys in his younger years like to care about things. It's a good thing that Xu Chu made a mistake first. This is a blessing in disguise and he has a reason to get rid of him... But Shu Yi Thinking about the messy bedroom, he felt bad again, he thought to himself, his hands kept moving, he swipe the screen with his fingertips, and shared a "Single Love Song" to Moments, and he gained a lot in a few seconds Likes and comments, and even some people sent private messages directly to comfort them.
Shu Yi has a good-looking personality and is gentle with others. When he was single, he was merciful. After being with Xu Chu, he restrained himself a lot. Now that he shares songs to imply a breakup, those romantic relationships in the past are immediately ready to move and surround him.
These private letters are written as "comfort" and read as "hook up".
Shu Yi replied a few emoticons, and suddenly received a message from Cheng Cheng [Come out for a drink? 】
He stretched his brows and eyes a little, and replied [OK].
Xu Chu's accusation is still going on, and on weekdays, Shu Yi might give him a few words of comfort, but now Xu Chu's face is flushed with excitement, his hair is still messed up, and he doesn't look as handsome as usual. Feeling upset, I am too lazy to waste my words.
At this moment, there was a "bang" at the door, both Xu Chu and Shu You looked up, and the disheveled little boy stood awkwardly at the door: "Sorry, the door can't be opened."
The lock of this room is a bit old, you have to shake it twice to open the door, it is normal that outsiders can't open it.
The little boy's appearance made Xu Chu suddenly realize that he was still in the stage of "catching the rape in bed". He stopped talking in embarrassment, but stood there with a gloomy face.
In the end, Shu Yi went over and opened the door for the little boy.
"Thank you." The little boy said in a low voice, then raised his eyes and glanced at Shu Yi uncomfortably, "I'm sorry."
"It's okay." Shu Yi was calmer than him, and even thought to ask, "Are you wearing a condom?"
"Ah... no."
"Remember to wear it when you come out in the future." The little boy put on his clothes in a hurry, half of his collar was rolled up at the neckline, Shu Yi glanced down to see it, hooked it out and tidied it up neatly, stopped and said, "It's not safe."
"Oh... oh..." He insisted on not hitting the mistress, the little boy was confused, he boldly raised his eyes to look at Shu Yi, and was blushed by the affectionate eyes because of the drooping eyes.
When the little boy left, he took a last suspicious look at Xu Chu who was standing in the middle, and muttered that he was cheating with such a boyfriend, so he left.
After sending the little boy away, Shu Yi didn't close the door, but turned around and said to Xu Chu: "I have something to go out, you can pack up the room and go, I don't want to see you when I come back."
"Xiao Shu." The door was open, and the cold wind blowing in chilled his emotions. Xu Chu calmed down a little, and he looked at Shu Yi pleadingly, "Give me a chance."
Shu Yi didn't intend to give it a chance, he took off his pure black coat, changed into a bright jacket from the hanger by the door, and said to himself, "Boss Zhang asked me if you plan to transfer."
As soon as these words came out, Xu Chu froze again. Zhang was always Xu Chu's leader, and Shu Yi had some friendship with him. Xu Chu had neither the ability nor education, so Shu Yi asked Zhang to find the current job.
Obviously, Xu Chu's performance in this job was not good, even though You Shu Yi was doing his best, the leader still came to warn him.
"No." Xu Chu's voice became even more lackluster.
"Then do it well." The earrings were accidentally wrapped around the clothes, Shu Yi tilted his head to untie them, put on the side bag and said flatly, "Goodbye."
Shu Yi put on his shoes, ignored Xu Chu's bitter expression, opened the door and went out.
It probably means "goodbye".
"I didn't expect, Xiao Shu, I thought you were the only one who gave people a cuckold, but I didn't expect to see you in a few days, and grass grew on your head." In the bar, Cheng Cheng pressed the hem of his skirt, and sat down gracefully on the high stool .
"You can really say it." Shu Yi rubbed his temples and nestled in the chair, "This time, I didn't get stopped by the security guard as a minor? I'm very proud."
Cheng Cheng and Shu Yi are college classmates. Shu Yi came out early, and the school atmosphere is conservative. He was often isolated by homophobic men in school. Life is more comfortable.
Cheng Cheng and Shu Yi have similar personalities, they both look good, they are both delicate and soft, they can pretend to be high school students in school uniforms, the two have slag many people with their deceptively pure looks, and the same is true. When I swaggered into the bar, I was stopped by the security guard to check my ID card.
"What's wrong with minors, minors are not stupid enough to be hated by others." Cheng Cheng raised his eyebrows, and held on to this point with a smile.
Shu Yi is a high-ranking player whose bed partner can be changed faster than fashion show clothes, it is too rare to be scum.Cheng Cheng's feeling when he found out that Shu Yi was being cheated by someone on WeChat was just as unimaginable as when she learned that Shu Yi had decided to take it easy a few months ago, and when Xu Chu had stabilized.
"Sister, I'm not feeling well, so don't sprinkle salt on the wound." Facing the friend who didn't comfort but took pleasure in other's misfortune, Shu Yi was very helpless, he sighed and begged for mercy.
"Huh?" Cheng Cheng noticed that his complexion was not good-looking, and his small face was too red. She put her hand on Shu Yi's forehead, and the heat was a little abnormal. She frowned, "You come to the bar because you don't feel well?"
"I'm here when you ask me." The wine ordered came, Shu Yi took it as he spoke, and was about to take a sip to relieve his dry throat, but Cheng Cheng snatched it away.
"What do you drink when you're sick?" Cheng Cheng looked up and asked the waiter, "Is there any hot water? Boiled water is best?"
"You asked me to come to the bar to drink hot water." The drink in hand flew away, Shu Yi slightly elongated his voice, "It's a bit too much."
"Don't be coquettish." Cheng Cheng didn't eat his set, took out the packaged banlangen from his bag, and slapped it on the table, "I don't drink plain water, drink this."
"Okay." Shu Yi was relieved, and he watched Cheng Cheng bury his head and continue to rummage through things in his bag, "You haven't broken up with that 'old lady' boyfriend yet?"
"What old lady, they call you dad and boyfriend." Cheng Cheng took out a fever-reducing sticker, "Just like you did when you found Xu Chu before, just to be stable... Hurry up and post it, if you have a fever and hang out in bars, there is no one else but you .”
She teased Shu Yi repeatedly, and Shu Yi made a gesture of surrender, innocently saying, "No waves."
He pointed to the table next to him, and while tearing off the antipyretic sticker, he said absent-mindedly: "How good I am, the handsome guy at the next table just asked for my WeChat account, but I didn't give it."
Cheng Cheng glanced sideways, and said to the point: "You didn't give it because he's not a 'handsome guy'."
"Don't be so picky, he's still handsome." Shu Yi smiled with round eyes, wearing the antipyretic patch, he looked younger and cute, "It's just not handsome enough to sleep in."
Cheng Cheng raised his glass to him, and said without sincerity: "I hope you find someone who can sleep with you forever."
When the hot water came up, Shu Yi tore open the package of Radix Banlangen, he shook off the particles into the steaming glass, raised his lower lip lightly, and said lazily, "I just broke up, don't curse me——wish me every day Different people slept well."
A pair of limited edition blue and white sneakers, Shu Yi didn't take much effort to recognize that it was a birthday present for her boyfriend Xu Chu.
The other pair didn't know each other, but it didn't come from Xu Chu, nor was it his own.
Two pairs of shoes were piled crookedly at the door, and when he looked up, there was a faint gasp coming from the half-closed door not far away.
After a while, Shu Yi finally realized the situation with his sluggish thinking due to the long journey. He was on a business trip. In addition to coming back, he also brought a hat for himself.
He put down the snack box in his hand - Xu Chu's favorite brand, changed his shoes, walked to the door, and as expected saw the entangled flesh on the bed in the room.
"Excuse me." Shu You watched the situation for a few seconds, and realized that the two of them were too involved and didn't pay attention to him, so he raised his hand and knocked on the door politely.
The two people on the bed were separated as if struck by lightning and electric shock. The thinner screamed and covered himself with the quilt, while the stronger one turned over and sat up, looking at the door in panic: "Xiao Shu, why are you back?"
Shu Yi looked at the crumpled sheets and the unexplained wetness on the sheets, and his head hurt a little bit. He didn't reply to the question of his boyfriend, or what should be called his ex-boyfriend from now on. He stood by the door and asked, "How long have you been away?" ?”
The boy wrapped in a bed sheet woke up like a dream, turned over and got dressed, and whispered, "Now...now."
Xu Chu also grabbed the clothes on the ground and hurriedly put them on. The two of them were naked, their bodies shaking so that they felt sick. He said, "Is 5 minutes okay?"
As he spoke, he rubbed his temples and turned around. Xu Chu called him eagerly: "Xiao Shu—"
"5 minutes." Shu Yi gave him a "stop" gesture, looked at the sheets for the last time, frowned and changed the subject: "10 minutes, the sheets and quilts are cleaned up, I'll wait for you in the living room."
When Shu Yi came to the living room, he felt his throat was a bit dry.He went to the shelf and took the water glass. The water glass was pale pink with a groove, and it was put together with Xu Chu's protruding cup next to it. It was a tacky couple's style.
Shu Yi picked up his own water glass, hooked his fingers and picked up the blue one, stepped on the trash can with his feet, let go of his fingers and threw it down, and went to the door again, disposing of the untouched snacks without hesitation Only then did he hold his cup and shake it to the water dispenser, and bent down to take the water.
After drinking water, his throat didn't hurt so much, but his head became more and more hot. Shu Yi rubbed his temples, thinking that the air conditioner on the plane was too cold, and he should ask the flight attendant for a blanket.
He drank two sips of water thinking about it, put down the glass and took out his phone.
It only took Xu Chu a minute to come out, with disheveled hair and no shirt on. He hurried to Shu Yi's side, and whispered anxiously, "Xiao Shu..."
"Have you collected the sheets?" Shu Yi interrupted.
Xu Chu choked for a moment, said nothing in a low voice, then stretched out his hand to pull Shu Yi, and said, "Xiao Shu, forgive me this time."
Shu Yi lowered his head, but retracted his arms in time to avoid Xu Chu's fingers. His fingers kept tapping on the screen and asked, "When will you move out?"
"Xiao Shu." Xu Chu's face was full of pain, "Don't be so heartless, you know I was just confused for a while."
"And I'm sober." Shu Yi raised his head and asked straightforwardly, "The day after tomorrow is the end of the month, can I pack up and move out tomorrow?"
The emotion in his eyes is very calm, with the exhaustion of long-distance travel and the impatience of waiting, without anger or questioning.
Xu Chu was so cold in his eyes that he lowered his head to dodge it reflexively, but when he lowered his eyes, he suddenly found that Shu Yi's screen stopped on the chat record with the agent. ok.
"I haven't left yet, you want to find someone else?" Xu Chu was so stunned that he forgot about his guilty conscience, and his voice suddenly became louder.
"Who is looking for someone else?" Shu Yi was a little amused, raised the corners of his drooping eyes, and asked.
His understated rhetorical question aroused Xu Chu's anger even more, he opened his mouth, from the beginning of the relationship, Shu Yi was constantly dissatisfied with the love, all the way down to the late Shu You, who had no care for him.He spoke quickly and wanted to nail Shu Yi to the position of "scumbag".
During Xu Chu's accusation, Shu You lowered his eyes in a disinterested manner. Boys in his younger years like to care about things. It's a good thing that Xu Chu made a mistake first. This is a blessing in disguise and he has a reason to get rid of him... But Shu Yi Thinking about the messy bedroom, he felt bad again, he thought to himself, his hands kept moving, he swipe the screen with his fingertips, and shared a "Single Love Song" to Moments, and he gained a lot in a few seconds Likes and comments, and even some people sent private messages directly to comfort them.
Shu Yi has a good-looking personality and is gentle with others. When he was single, he was merciful. After being with Xu Chu, he restrained himself a lot. Now that he shares songs to imply a breakup, those romantic relationships in the past are immediately ready to move and surround him.
These private letters are written as "comfort" and read as "hook up".
Shu Yi replied a few emoticons, and suddenly received a message from Cheng Cheng [Come out for a drink? 】
He stretched his brows and eyes a little, and replied [OK].
Xu Chu's accusation is still going on, and on weekdays, Shu Yi might give him a few words of comfort, but now Xu Chu's face is flushed with excitement, his hair is still messed up, and he doesn't look as handsome as usual. Feeling upset, I am too lazy to waste my words.
At this moment, there was a "bang" at the door, both Xu Chu and Shu You looked up, and the disheveled little boy stood awkwardly at the door: "Sorry, the door can't be opened."
The lock of this room is a bit old, you have to shake it twice to open the door, it is normal that outsiders can't open it.
The little boy's appearance made Xu Chu suddenly realize that he was still in the stage of "catching the rape in bed". He stopped talking in embarrassment, but stood there with a gloomy face.
In the end, Shu Yi went over and opened the door for the little boy.
"Thank you." The little boy said in a low voice, then raised his eyes and glanced at Shu Yi uncomfortably, "I'm sorry."
"It's okay." Shu Yi was calmer than him, and even thought to ask, "Are you wearing a condom?"
"Ah... no."
"Remember to wear it when you come out in the future." The little boy put on his clothes in a hurry, half of his collar was rolled up at the neckline, Shu Yi glanced down to see it, hooked it out and tidied it up neatly, stopped and said, "It's not safe."
"Oh... oh..." He insisted on not hitting the mistress, the little boy was confused, he boldly raised his eyes to look at Shu Yi, and was blushed by the affectionate eyes because of the drooping eyes.
When the little boy left, he took a last suspicious look at Xu Chu who was standing in the middle, and muttered that he was cheating with such a boyfriend, so he left.
After sending the little boy away, Shu Yi didn't close the door, but turned around and said to Xu Chu: "I have something to go out, you can pack up the room and go, I don't want to see you when I come back."
"Xiao Shu." The door was open, and the cold wind blowing in chilled his emotions. Xu Chu calmed down a little, and he looked at Shu Yi pleadingly, "Give me a chance."
Shu Yi didn't intend to give it a chance, he took off his pure black coat, changed into a bright jacket from the hanger by the door, and said to himself, "Boss Zhang asked me if you plan to transfer."
As soon as these words came out, Xu Chu froze again. Zhang was always Xu Chu's leader, and Shu Yi had some friendship with him. Xu Chu had neither the ability nor education, so Shu Yi asked Zhang to find the current job.
Obviously, Xu Chu's performance in this job was not good, even though You Shu Yi was doing his best, the leader still came to warn him.
"No." Xu Chu's voice became even more lackluster.
"Then do it well." The earrings were accidentally wrapped around the clothes, Shu Yi tilted his head to untie them, put on the side bag and said flatly, "Goodbye."
Shu Yi put on his shoes, ignored Xu Chu's bitter expression, opened the door and went out.
It probably means "goodbye".
"I didn't expect, Xiao Shu, I thought you were the only one who gave people a cuckold, but I didn't expect to see you in a few days, and grass grew on your head." In the bar, Cheng Cheng pressed the hem of his skirt, and sat down gracefully on the high stool .
"You can really say it." Shu Yi rubbed his temples and nestled in the chair, "This time, I didn't get stopped by the security guard as a minor? I'm very proud."
Cheng Cheng and Shu Yi are college classmates. Shu Yi came out early, and the school atmosphere is conservative. He was often isolated by homophobic men in school. Life is more comfortable.
Cheng Cheng and Shu Yi have similar personalities, they both look good, they are both delicate and soft, they can pretend to be high school students in school uniforms, the two have slag many people with their deceptively pure looks, and the same is true. When I swaggered into the bar, I was stopped by the security guard to check my ID card.
"What's wrong with minors, minors are not stupid enough to be hated by others." Cheng Cheng raised his eyebrows, and held on to this point with a smile.
Shu Yi is a high-ranking player whose bed partner can be changed faster than fashion show clothes, it is too rare to be scum.Cheng Cheng's feeling when he found out that Shu Yi was being cheated by someone on WeChat was just as unimaginable as when she learned that Shu Yi had decided to take it easy a few months ago, and when Xu Chu had stabilized.
"Sister, I'm not feeling well, so don't sprinkle salt on the wound." Facing the friend who didn't comfort but took pleasure in other's misfortune, Shu Yi was very helpless, he sighed and begged for mercy.
"Huh?" Cheng Cheng noticed that his complexion was not good-looking, and his small face was too red. She put her hand on Shu Yi's forehead, and the heat was a little abnormal. She frowned, "You come to the bar because you don't feel well?"
"I'm here when you ask me." The wine ordered came, Shu Yi took it as he spoke, and was about to take a sip to relieve his dry throat, but Cheng Cheng snatched it away.
"What do you drink when you're sick?" Cheng Cheng looked up and asked the waiter, "Is there any hot water? Boiled water is best?"
"You asked me to come to the bar to drink hot water." The drink in hand flew away, Shu Yi slightly elongated his voice, "It's a bit too much."
"Don't be coquettish." Cheng Cheng didn't eat his set, took out the packaged banlangen from his bag, and slapped it on the table, "I don't drink plain water, drink this."
"Okay." Shu Yi was relieved, and he watched Cheng Cheng bury his head and continue to rummage through things in his bag, "You haven't broken up with that 'old lady' boyfriend yet?"
"What old lady, they call you dad and boyfriend." Cheng Cheng took out a fever-reducing sticker, "Just like you did when you found Xu Chu before, just to be stable... Hurry up and post it, if you have a fever and hang out in bars, there is no one else but you .”
She teased Shu Yi repeatedly, and Shu Yi made a gesture of surrender, innocently saying, "No waves."
He pointed to the table next to him, and while tearing off the antipyretic sticker, he said absent-mindedly: "How good I am, the handsome guy at the next table just asked for my WeChat account, but I didn't give it."
Cheng Cheng glanced sideways, and said to the point: "You didn't give it because he's not a 'handsome guy'."
"Don't be so picky, he's still handsome." Shu Yi smiled with round eyes, wearing the antipyretic patch, he looked younger and cute, "It's just not handsome enough to sleep in."
Cheng Cheng raised his glass to him, and said without sincerity: "I hope you find someone who can sleep with you forever."
When the hot water came up, Shu Yi tore open the package of Radix Banlangen, he shook off the particles into the steaming glass, raised his lower lip lightly, and said lazily, "I just broke up, don't curse me——wish me every day Different people slept well."
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