Cohabitation Guide

Yu Pei didn't respond to his question. He squatted down while looking away, helped Shu Yi put on his slippers, got up and said, "Let's eat the cake first."

"Oh..." Shu Yi wasn't sure whether it was a hint or a refusal, but he was always tolerant of his possible bed partner.

Yu Pei took out the cake from the refrigerator, Shu Yi wandered around the living room for a while, saw a small box on the coffee table, bent down and poked it twice to confirm what it was, and then sat down at the table, Looking at Yu Pei with his head propped up like a child, he unwrapped the package.

"When did you get an extra projector?" Shu Yiwu asked, "Did you buy it?"

"Yes." Yu Pei said, "I just arrived today."

"Can I use it?"

"No." Unexpectedly, Yu Pei said.He took the cake out of the cardboard box and said calmly, "It's a gift for my boyfriend, no one else will use it."

"Oh." Shu Yi lowered his eyes and stopped talking.

Yu Pei put the package aside, put together the crown that came with it, and handed it to Shu Yixin. Shu Yixin put it on happily, watched Yu Pei light the candle, and teased with a smile: "Are you coming to sing the birthday song?"

Yu Pei glanced at him, and really spoke in a low voice. Although it is hard to say that birthday songs are technically difficult, Yu Pei definitely belongs to the category of good singers. Shu Yi was a little surprised by his singing voice. Only then did I remember to make a wish, I closed my eyes and clasped my hands together, making the wish again sincerely.

The mousse cake was frozen hard, Shu You quit everything, and complained that his hands hurt because he was drunk, so Yu Pei took over and split two pieces in twos and twos.

The mousse cake tasted very good, Shu Yi's mouth was briefly blocked, but when the paper plate was empty, he spoke again.

"Lu Ruiming was supposed to come today, but he suddenly said he had something to do and couldn't come." Shu Yi picked up the remains of the cake with a fork, and asked casually, "Does it have something to do with you?"

"Yes." Yu Pei replied without hesitation.

Shu Yi smiled, and looked up at him: "Isn't that a little too honest?"

"You are the birthday star." Yu Pei said, "You can't lie to the birthday star."

"Is there such a rule?" Shu heard once and for all that he put the last spoonful of cake into his mouth, feeling the coldness gradually turning into sweetness on the tip of his tongue, and asked as if casually, "Singing, eating the cake, what's next?" Any arrangements?"

"what?"

"For example, some after-dinner activities... something." Shu Yi put down his fork, put his hands on the table, and propped his upper body forward slightly.He looked at Yu Pei intently, his beautiful lips curved slightly ambiguously, as if he was waiting for a definite answer, or a kiss.

Yu Pei paused in his line of sight for a moment, his eyes quickly swept over the slightly parted lips, and then quickly lowered back to the cake in front of him: "No."

Shu Yi sighed, and said sincerely, "That's a pity."

He pushed the plate away, raised his head, and stared at Yu Pei wholeheartedly.His eyes were smooth, sliding from the brow bone to the Adam's apple, lingering on the faint blue veins and red moles on his neck, he couldn't move away no matter what.

Shu Yi, who has delicious food in front of him but can’t talk, is doubly regretful. The mousse cake is stuck in his throat, and he urgently needs something to clear away the greasy taste of sweets. A lingering kiss would be good.

Shu Yi has never been someone who would wrong him, and he drank alcohol and celebrated his birthday.

He must confidently exercise the double privileges of a drunkard and a birthday star.

"Can I kiss you?" Shu Yi asked bluntly, licking his lower lip.

"No." Yu Pei said after eating the last piece of mousse on the plate.

"Then if I want to kiss." Shu Yi tilted his head, trying to be unreasonable.

"That's obscene." Yu Pei also pushed the plate away, looked up at Shu Yi, "You said it."

"But you kissed me back when the door was closed." Shu Yi started to settle the old score, he raised his fingertips to touch his lower lip, and secretly condemned, "It's all swollen!"

He looked at Yu Pei when he touched his lips, his eyes were pure and naked.

Yu Pei met the seductress directly, and the invisible hands under the table clenched lightly.

"The door is closed, and now is now." Yu Pei said, "I don't want to now."

"Why?" Shu Yi put down his hands, and murmured to himself with some doubts, "Has my charm declined? No way."

Yu Pei's hand suddenly clenched a little more, and soon let go.

After a while, he said, "You and I understand...the conditions for kissing are different."

"Oh?" Shu Yi asked with a smile, "Why is it different?"

"To you, kissing, going to bed, and falling in love are three things that can be separated."

"Hmm..." Shu Yi's smile faded a bit, he probably guessed what Yu Pei was going to say.

Some words that I don't want to hear, but I don't want to hear that much.

So Shu Yi asked, "Isn't that you?"

"No." Yu Pei said lightly, "To me, these three things are inseparable and must be performed in a strict order. You must have sex first, then kiss, and finally you can go to bed."

He spoke softly but firmly, explaining his refusal forcefully.

Shu stretched out his hand and grabbed the rope that tied the cake box. He wrapped the rope around his fingertips, lowered his eyes to think for a while, then raised his eyes and said, "But you haven't confessed to me... have you?"

"If I confess, it won't change the status quo too much." Yu Pei said.

"You haven't tried it, so you say you don't have it." Shu Yi smiled again, he showed the tips of his canine teeth, straightened the rope on his fingertips, and said in a relaxed tone, "Try it."

Yu Pei was quiet for a second, and said, "Will you agree if you try it?"

"Yes." Shu Yi said without much hesitation.

"To sleep with me?"

"No." Shu Yi lowered his eyes and said with a relaxed tone, "It's also for kissing you."

He needs to be attractive and frank, but he never talks about liking.

Yu Pei knew that this was an excellent opportunity, and his heartbeat inevitably accelerated. However, along with the intense desire, another kind of disappointment and unwillingness also rose simultaneously.

Facing the desire at his fingertips, Yu Pei suddenly found that he was not so willing to be a doll in Shu Yi's claw machine.

Yu Pei didn't answer, but Shu Yi couldn't wait any longer, he tapped the table twice with his index finger: "Or do you want me to speak first?"

He rolled the rope back to his fingertips and said, "Would you like to try it with me?"

After finishing speaking, Shu Yi raised his head and stared at Yu Pei. This confession was actually unexpected, just like Yu Pei has his own "order of communication", Shu Yi actually sticks to his own rules, for example, rabbits don't eat grass by the side of their nests. , such as the distinction between public and private...

But the mousse cake is very sweet, and the new projector is also very tempting. Shu Yi felt a strange move in his heart, and the precepts generously gave way, and said generously, I will abide by your rules, come and have sex with me, kiss, and have sex ...

But unexpectedly, the accommodating Code Man did not accept his confession as expected.

Shu Yi waited patiently, and Yu Pei, who was downcast, suddenly reached out and grabbed his fingertips.

"Don't go around," he said.

It was only then that Shu Yi realized that the rope had entangled his knuckles so much blood that he didn't know it.

Still lowering his eyes, Yu Pei untied the rope from his fingers.

"Don't confess casually." He said, "I will take it seriously."

"It wasn't a joke... Hey!" Shu Yi said with a smile, and suddenly felt pain in his fingertips.

He raised his eyes in surprise, and met Yu Pei's calm gaze.

Yu Pei pinched the rope and his knuckles with great strength.

Shu Yi seldom smelled danger, and the ears of the rabbit in the void stood up, alerting that this time he might have chosen a prey that was not so easy to provoke.

However, Yu Pei didn't do anything in the end. He pulled the rope down and let go, saying, "If you're drunk, I'll pretend I didn't hear you."

As he spoke, he stood up and pointed to the remaining half of the mousse: "Do you still want to eat?"

"...No." Shu replied subconsciously.

"Row."

Yu Pei stuffed the rest of the cake into a paper box, threw all the plates and cutlery strings in, then took the box with one hand and threw it into the big trash can in the kitchen.

There was a bang, with some emotion, Shu Yi could hear it.

But Yu Pei still didn't say anything, only opened his mouth and finally said: "Happy birthday, good night."

Then he turned and went back to the room.

Shu Yi looked at the closed door, and later realized that he might have angered Yu Pei.

Because the alcohol-sluggish brain is so slow to come to a conclusion, the cause of the anger may be a frivolous confession.

Shu Yi sobered up a little, and he patted his dizzy head, which was more strange than helpless.

I am usually not such a rash person.

Following the bait thrown by the opponent, he followed in an ugly manner.

It's a mistake only a kid would make.

Shu Yi knocked his head up and down, with half of his head reflecting on the overturned car tonight, and half of his head digesting the sweet mousse.

Just then, the phone rang.

Shu Yi was almost taken aback, picked up the phone and saw Cheng Cheng's name, he picked it up.

"Happy birthday!" Cheng Cheng obviously drank a lot, and his tongue was a little unsteady, "Suddenly I remembered that I haven't told you yet."

"Didn't remember to say it all day? It's a bit exaggerated." Shu Yi clicked his tongue lightly, "I'm sad."

Cheng Cheng clicked his tongue and said, "I wish you well, don't pick."

"I don't want this kind of charity." Shu Yi joked.

"Isn't this what you are best at throwing to others?" Cheng Cheng retorted.

Similar conversations have happened between the two of them many times. Both Shu Yi and Cheng Cheng are hedgehogs wrapped in cotton. They are equally sharp and mean in their bones, and they are always easy to stab each other when they get along. Fortunately, both of them are used to it.

Cheng Cheng waited for Shu Yi to come back, but this time his friend was surprisingly silent. Cheng Cheng waited for a few seconds and asked, "Hey, birthday star, are you still there?"

"Yeah." Shu Yi replied, and suddenly asked, "If it's rock-paper-scissors now, what will you do?"

This is their tacit little game. When Shu Yi is hesitant about something, he will often ask her this way, and then make a decision based on the nonsensical win or lose.

"Stone."

"It's not easy to change a stone."

"Scissors."

"Scissors aren't very good either."

"……cloth."

"OK." Shu Yi smiled on the other end of the phone and said, "I won, I'm going to watch a movie."

"...Watching a movie at night?" Cheng Cheng asked a little suspiciously, but the only answer she had was a brisk "good night".

"Hello? Hello!" The phone hung up, Cheng Cheng put down the phone depressedly, and muttered, "If you're not the birthday star, you're dead."

Yu Pei lay down on the bed as soon as he entered the room, complex emotions churning repeatedly in his heart.

Although from the moment he made up his mind to Shu Yi's side, he already knew that he was just one of the countless dolls who voluntarily threw himself into the claw machine, even though he might have a relationship with the doll holder, and he was taller than other dolls. Be more refined, but if you want him, like him or not, the decision is still firmly in Shu Yi's hands.

Now Shu Yi decided to own him, to give him the light and light emotion that he had given to other dolls.

Yu Pei felt that he should be happy, but when Shu Yi casually said "Let's try", his anger and disappointment told him belatedly—he didn't want to be just a doll with an identity.

He hoped that he would be special with Shu Yi.

So he rejected Shu Yi's alms, threw the cake, and went back to his room to lie down and shut himself up.

Yu Pei lay there for a long time, so long that he wanted to play a game to drive away the complicated emotions in his mind, when the noise outside the door suddenly caught his attention.

Shu Yi is playing a movie.

Yu Pei's heart suddenly missed a beat, he quickly got up from the bed, opened the door and went out.

Shu had a nest on the sofa. When he saw Pei coming out, he looked over and said with a smile, "I'm watching a movie, do you want to come together?"

Yu Pei glanced over and found that old movies were playing on the lowered projection screen.

The lousy roommate who used other people's private property without permission laughed and said, "Would you like to watch it together? It's a classic movie. It's now my favorite part."

As he spoke, he turned his gaze back and whispered the lines of the characters in the movie.

"Beautiful Aurelia,

"I'm here to ask you to marry me, you may think I'm crazy, because I don't know you very well...

"Sometimes, though, love doesn't make sense."(1)

The man on the screen confessed to the foreign girl upstairs with a difficult but sincere confession in broken Portuguese, while Shu Yi tilted his head outside the movie and repeated his lines even more unfamiliarly.

The cold light from the screen shone on Shu Yi's face, making the crystal rabbit next to his ear sparkle.

After reading the lines, Shu Yi turned his head, his eyes were brighter than the crystal rabbit.

He changed his lazy posture, sat up straight, and looked as serious as the man on the screen:

"Yu Pei, I like you, can I give you a reasonable chance to kiss you?"