Cohabitation Guide

After hearing Shu Yi's words, Lu Ruiming's face changed slightly, and finally he adjusted his expression and nodded, "Director Shu is right, I was the one who was abrupt."

Afterwards, no one spoke in the elevator, and the elevator door opened after going up to the floor. Mr. Li's office and Shu Yi's workstations were in two directions. They nodded politely and parted ways.

Shu Yi was really tired, so he fell asleep on the table when he returned to his work station. Half an hour later, he was woken up by the set alarm clock, yawned and rushed to the next meeting.Although the work was as busy as ever, it was rare for the company to be more respectful today, and Shu Yi was released in the early seven o'clock.Because of this, he was able to catch up and go back to have dinner with Yu Pei. Shu Yi gave Yu Pei the news, and when he got home and opened the door, he unexpectedly found that the living room light was on and the dishes on the table had been set.

Yu Pei was sitting on the chair facing the door. The gray hoodie looked very homely. Shu Yi sniffed his nose and smelled the aroma of the food, so he pulled himself together and asked, "Which takeaway did you order? It smells so good."

"I made it."

"You did it?" Shu Yi was taken aback, changed his slippers and turned around to look over.

Although the dishes on the table are all home-cooked, it is not easy to make them so delicious and delicious, and Shu Yi remembered that Yu Pei was a complete novice in the kitchen a few days ago.

"Don't you know how to cook?"

"There is a recipe, just follow it."

"You can make it like this just by looking at the recipe." Shu said in surprise, he was not too sleepy, and said with a smile, "You may have entered the wrong profession, and the restaurant owner really shouldn't let you wash the dishes. This cooking talent is right. It’s a waste of time to wash the dishes according to the chef’s instructions.”

Yu Pei, who tried four or five times at home before barely achieving satisfactory results, said without changing his face, "Yes."

Shu Yi went to the kitchen to wash his hands, and when he got close to the table, he took a few more glances, and praised without hesitation: "Wow, my boyfriend is really good."

He walked into the kitchen as he spoke, and saw Yu Pei follow him without any surprise.Shu Yi turned on the faucet, and Yu Pei followed behind, surrounding him like a bear.

"Wash your hands, pay attention to your hygiene, ONE anchor." Shu Yi gently pushed his elbow back, but Yu Pei not only didn't hold back, but also moved his arm forward, almost completely hugging Shu Yi into his arms.

Shu Yi was tickled by him, shrank his neck and raised his head to smile: "Hey, why do you like to make trouble before eating so much, so disrespectful..."

"Food?" He didn't say it, but Yu Pei proved that he was indeed more interested in Shu Yi than food.

Relying on Shu's hands being wet and unable to resist, Yu Pei bowed his head and kissed him.

This awkward posture can hardly damage the 27-year-old osteoporotic social animal. After Shu Yi kissed him, his neck felt sore. He instinctively leaned back, but it was more convenient for Yu Pei to hold him in his arms. Shu Yi, a shameless but justifiable rogue like Yu Pei who crawled forward while taking advantage of others, really had no choice but to feel relieved in the process of responding to the kiss. At least this time, Yu Pei learned to turn off the faucet, which is more environmentally friendly and improved... …

The two stuck together by the small pool for two or three minutes, but finally Shu Yi couldn't stand Yu Pei's stickiness, and with his half-dried hands he pulled at Pei's hoodie randomly, leaving spots on the light gray fabric. Only after dark rabbit footprints pushed his face and pulled him away.

"Eat, don't make trouble." Shu Yi tried to keep a straight face, showing the majesty of training subordinates in the company or animal trainers training dogs, but his kissed lips and ear tips obviously didn't agree with this idea.

But fortunately the dog is not a real dog, at least not that dog, Yu Pei licked his lower lip, said "um" in a low voice, and let go of him.

The meals made according to the recipes will not be delicacies from mountains and seas, but they are not unpalatable. Shu Yi is not picky when he is tired. This kind of home-cooked food is hard to find in takeaways, so it is rare to add half a bowl of rice after a bowl of rice.

He leaned on the back of the chair after eating, and touched his rarely swollen belly with satisfaction. He thought that eating like this every day would make him fat, but Pei didn't understand his worries, so he put down his chopsticks and asked, "Do you want dessert after dinner?"

Shu Yi hesitated for a second between being fat and being happy, and then happily ran into the latter's embrace: "Okay."

And he got up in a self-deceiving manner, pushed Yu Pei back, and said, "I'll take it myself, and exercise after dinner."

"The freezer layer of the refrigerator." Yu Pei just sat down and stood up spontaneously, saying, "I wash the dishes."

Although the international practice is that people who don't cook should wash the dishes, Yu Pei volunteered, and Shu Yi readily accepted. He swayed to the refrigerator, squatted down and opened the refrigerator drawer, and several palm-sized cake boxes popped out.

Shu Yi frantically hugged four or five plastic boxes, and the sleepiness after eating was scared away by this. He looked down, and each of the boxes in his hands contained a rabbit.

The box is tilted to this side, and the rabbit is also tilted to this side.

Shu Yi is no stranger to these rabbits. He only ate one at noon, but the one he ate was white, and the one he held in his arms was colorful. Shu Yi caught a glimpse of red, yellow, blue, and green rabbits just by looking at them. He looked up again, and was shocked to find that there were still purple, pink, emerald and black rabbits in the refrigerator box, and the rabbits of different colors were full of them, filling the freezer layer of the refrigerator.

Shu Yi was tossing around outside, and the sound drew Yu Pei out. He appeared at the kitchen door wearing plastic gloves, and asked, "What's wrong?"

Shu Yi was stunned by the rabbits on the panel for a moment. There were a dozen rabbits neatly stacked in the drawer in front of him, and five or six rabbits were lying in his arms. Like a big rabbit.

Shu Yi, who had stabbed the rabbit's nest, finally regained his language function, tilted his head and asked, "Why did you buy so many rabbits... Mousse?"

"You said it was delicious." Yu Pei's reason was justified.

"It's delicious and you can't buy so much!" Shu once recovered, and carefully put the rabbit in his arms back into the refrigerator, "I can't finish it."

"Then throw it away."

"What a waste." Shu Yi disapproved, and he looked around at the rabbit in the refrigerator again, "If it doesn't work, I'll share it with the company..."

"No." Yu Pei refused in seconds.

"I can't finish it." Shu Yi smiled at him while pawing at the refrigerator, "Kid Yu, it's shameful to waste, but sharing is a virtue."

"There is no virtue." Yu Pei said calmly, "I don't share the rabbits I bought."

"Okay." Shu Yi knew Yu Pei's character, so he didn't say anything more, and although he didn't have a big appetite, he could still eat desserts. The dozen or so rabbits should be consumed by two people in a week.

"I'll eat it, I can eat it myself." Shu Yi said, taking out a pink and blue one, and asked, "Which color do you want to eat?"

Yu Pei said, "I won't eat."

Now Shu Yi couldn't take it anymore, he leaned back and said, "Let me declare first, it's impossible for me to solve this refrigerator rabbit alone."

"There is no refrigerator, fifteen, one color and one flavor." Yu Pei said.

He said this in a very flat tone, but his tone was like a kid showing off the different flavors of candy he won in kindergarten.Shu Yi suddenly understood the reason why he didn't eat it. After all, children's thinking is simple. You have to take out every flavor of candy for the people you like to taste, right?

"Oh...then can you eat the white one? I ate it for lunch and it was quite delicious." Shu Yi fiddled with it, and took out the white rabbit.

Sure enough, Yu Peiton said in a second: "Yes."

Shu You closed the refrigerator door and got up holding three cake boxes: "Then I'll wait for you to finish washing the dishes."

Yu Pei washed the dishes faster than last time. When he came out, Shu Youyi had just replied to two messages from Xiao Li. Seeing him coming out, he put down his phone and refused to reply.The taste of the rabbit mousse is as good as ever. Shu Yi especially likes the blue one. He knocked on the package with a spoon and said, "Oh, it really is a blueberry."

"Do you still like blueberries?"

"Well, 'still'?" Shu Yi caught the point, pointed his head down with a smile, "Did I lose some important memory again?"

"It's not important." Yu Pei lowered his head and dug a spoonful of mousse. "The university student union held an event. You won a box of blueberry chocolates. You seem very happy."

He dangled the box in front of his face for a long time and showed off, saying that he wanted to share the food, but in the end he ate the whole box for himself under the contemptuous eyes of the 16-year-old Yu Pei.

Yu Pei only got one piece, and the blueberry chocolate was really delicious, but at that time, Yu Pei still had a hard time understanding why an adult would be so happy because of a box of chocolates.

So short-sighted.

The 27-year-old Shu has a little idea of ​​himself in college. He laughed dumbly and said, "Then I must be exaggerating, so you can remember it for so long."

"It's okay." 23-year-old Yu Pei commented objectively, "It's pretty cute, not exaggerating."

The cute Shu Yi ate a blue rabbit mousse and half a pink rabbit mousse, and Yu Pei ate the remaining half.After the dessert time, it was hard to work overtime. Shu Yi walked to the room with the computer in his arms, but was held back by Yu Pei. After some pushing and pulling, he finally chose to work side by side with Yu Pei in the small room.

He changed the plan and broadcast it live on Pei.

The desk in the small room is not small, but it must not be spacious enough to accommodate two adults. Yu Pei sat on the left, and although he restrained his movements when he moved the mouse, he would often bump into Shu Yi.

The force is very light, but it's a bit disturbing when it's down, like a puppy acting like a baby around the table when the owner is working, rubbing against people.

Fortunately, Shu Yi is serious and responsible in his work. The old monk usually sits in meditation and does not disturb Yu Pei.

However, his work must not be neglected. The company's new intern from a related household made a mistake in the annual report data, and the unlucky Shu Yi was sent to check for deficiencies and repair the dam.He was still in a stable mood at first, but when he found that the intern didn't have a few correct numbers in the entire form, he still couldn't help cursing a few times.

He muttered quietly, but Yu Pei was very affected. He looked sideways frequently, and almost died of distraction several times.Shu Yi was stretching while taking a break, and happened to catch him wandering over to glance at him, his serious expression didn't hold back for a moment, he got up and secretly pinched his waist, mouthing: "Playing games, don't look at me."

Little effect.

Shu Yi's work continued until late at night, but it finally ended half an hour after Pei's broadcast.He breathed a sigh of relief, said good night and got up, but was held back by Yu Pei.

"Why?" Shu Yi lowered his head while holding the computer.

"sleep together."

"I'm going to get up early tomorrow." Shu had a good reason.

"It doesn't matter, just sleep." Yu Peidun narrowed his eyes dangerously for half a second and said, "Or do you think it's worthless to sleep with me?"

Really worthless.

Shu Yi almost blurted out, but his rationality made him retract his remarks, and instead said: "I don't like sleeping with people, and I tend to sleep badly."

"Oh." Yu Pei said blankly, "Sleeping with Xu Chu, not sleeping well with me."

"No." Shu You knew from his expression that this guy was drinking again, and quickly comforted him, "Xu Chu is Xu Chu, you are you, how can he compare with you."

"Xu Chu is a boyfriend, and I'm a friend with benefits, right." Yu Pei didn't like this.

"..."

Shu Yi had a headache again. Of course Xu Chu is not as good as Yu Pei in anything, but Xu Chu is better in that he is not so clingy. If he wants to follow Yu Pei's coercive sleeping method, he will not be safe all night .

But it doesn't make sense with Yu Pei, this guy doesn't make sense when talking about love.

Shu Yi sighed and sighed, and said softly, "Why are you so worried about me? I haven't done anything wrong recently, so I can be considered a model boyfriend."

"Oh." Yu Pei's tone was cool, and he listed, "Working overtime for Christmas, telling me to meet my ex-boyfriend, playing with software to find companionship..."

"Stop!" Shu Yi heard that all of his treasures had grown heads, and he hurriedly stopped when he heard the last one, "When did I find a companion to play with? It's okay to settle old scores, don't slander others!"

"Not only did you find a companion to play with, but you also paid 2 yuan."

"Ah?" This is so absurd that it's ridiculous, Shu Yi is very puzzled, "I'm so poor, how can I give money to play with me?"

"Gambling?" Yu Pei asked coldly.

"Gambling." Shu hesitated for a second and agreed. Although he knew his promiscuous character very well, he was more convinced of his wretched and pitiful wallet.

Full of confidence, he opened the accompanying software, clicked on his personal homepage, and suddenly froze.

The name is garbled, the avatar is a random account, and there is an astonishing expenditure of [-] on the consumption panel.

Shu You had no impression of this unfamiliar expenditure. He stared blankly at the astonishing five-digit amount, and after a while vaguely remembered that when he just graduated from university, he seemed to be obsessed with playing with his little brother for a while. flirtatious...

He was also cheated out of a lot of money.

This experience can be called an extremely shameful episode in Shu Yi's smooth relationship history. Shu Yi refused to admit it, and quickly buried it, throwing it away as if it didn't exist.His self-brainwashing is obviously very successful, and he has no impression of this memory for a moment before he sees the evidence. However, no matter how deeply buried the shame is, it cannot be compared to the persistent gravedigger. Now Yu Pei still has a shovel to give him this memory. Memory dug out.

The gravedigger of the humiliating experience, Yu Pei himself, didn't even look at Shu Yi who stayed where he was. He calmly walked out of the small room, and calmly floated back holding Shu Yi's pillow.

He put Shu Yi's pillow on the head of the bed, juxtaposed with his own, and patted him in satisfaction.

The lop-eared rabbit beside the bed tilted its head with the vibration, silently reminding someone to remember that they are willing to gamble and lose.