Men will affect my speed of eliminating demons

There is only one thought in Wan Le's mind: to run, or not to run?

One million running methods flashed through Wan Le's mind in a second, but he still didn't move in the end.

The physics teacher said, "...a Taoist priest?"

Wan Le took out a blue book from his pocket, and said, "This is my qualification certificate for exorcising evil spirits, catching ghosts, fortune-telling and divination, if you want to buy it quickly, it is suitable for all ages, children and old people are not deceived, and I will definitely give you a discounted price."

The physics teacher was also stunned. He picked up the certificate in his hand and looked at it. There were three big gilt characters on the top: "Taoist certificate", and looking down, there was a line of small characters "China Taoist Association".

Wan Le said: "In addition, there are transmission certificates and conversion certificates, which I did not bring with me. This Taoist priest certificate has a number, which can be checked on the official website. Students, rest assured, I will never do such things as fraud."

Luo Wenduan sneered, Wan Le happened to see it, and felt a chill in his heart, feeling that his high school career would not be too peaceful.

The physics teacher handed him the certificate in a daze, Wan Le took it back and said, "Teacher, where should I sit?"

The physics teacher carefully tasted his occupation and the certificate in his hand, but found no logical loopholes to attack, so he had to say: "Sit in the back row first, there are no vacancies for now."

Wan Le put the certificate in his pocket, walked straight to the back, moved a table and chairs, and found that the whole classroom was full except behind Luo Wenduan.Wan Le mourned for a moment, and moved the table and chairs behind Luo Wenduan.

The physics teacher took out the coiled book from under the creaking hole, unfolded it, and said, "Turn the book to page 68."

Wan Le patted Luo Wenduan in front of him, Luo Wenduan turned around, Wan Le said with a shy face, "Can you borrow my book?"

Luo Wenduan: "?"

Wan Le got closer, with a very clean face, the fluff on the face was clearly visible, the blood vessels on the thin inner breasts were faintly visible, and there were a few small moles on the face, which made the face whiter. It's not like a sophomore in high school, it's too tender.

Luo Wenduan was shocked by his shamelessness and lost his ability to speak for a while.

The physics teacher finally remembered that Wan Le didn't have a book, and said, "Wen Duan, you and Wan Le make do with one, and his book will arrive tomorrow."

Luo Wenduan glanced at Wan Le, Wan Le had a playful smile, and smiled. Under the gaze of the whole class, Luo Wenduan was silent for a moment, handed him the book, turned and sat back.

Wan Le was stunned, and patted him on the shoulder: "You don't need it? Let's watch it together."

The corner of Luo Wenduan's mouth moved slightly, making a mouth shape: "Get lost."

Wan Le looked at his back and thought it was cool.

The physics teacher was talking about electric charges on it. Wan Le opened the book on the front desk and saw the words "Luo Wenduan" scrawled on the first page, followed by a string of phone numbers with the word "tel" in cursive English.

Wan Le flipped through the book. There were occasional marks and underlines in the book. The font was very beautiful, but the notes were pitifully scarce.Wan Le thought to himself: "Is it necessary to write the phone number?"

Wan Le propped his chin up in boredom, staring at the back of Luo Wenduan's head, and found a mole on his neck, Wan Le compared the position, in the middle of the back of the neck, there is a nobleman, Wan Le thought to himself .

Luo Wenduan didn't use textbooks in one class, but he listened very carefully, and from time to time he lowered his head and wrote something. Wan Le thought how to learn without reading textbooks and pictures, and kindly marked him the key points of the teacher's lectures. I took notes in class, and when the bell rang after class, I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Repay you."

Luo Wenduan turned slightly to take it, Wan Le didn't hand it to him, and said, "Hey, I drew the key points for you."

"Thank you?" Luo Wenduan said sarcastically.

Wan Le held the book, but still didn't hand it to him, and said, "Are you telegraphing me?"

"What do you mean?"

"Flip one word at a time," Wan Le said, "Your mouth is rented."

"Okay," Luo Wenduan turned his head and said, "When do you plan to pay back the money?"

Wan Le accepted his fate: "Hey, pay it back, can't you pay it back?"

Luo Wenduan looked at him suspiciously, Wan Le said: "I have no money now, I have to pay the rent and tuition fees, can I pay in installments?"

"Repay [-] a month, and pay it off in ten months, okay?" Wan Le said, "To show my sincerity, I will transfer [-] to you first."

Luo Wenduan felt that there was something fraudulent about it, Wan Le was glib at first sight, he stretched out his hand, motioning for money, Wan Le said: "Where is the cash, I'll sweep you."

As soon as Luo Wenduan took out his mobile phone, Wan Le said, "Aren't you very rich? The screen of this mobile phone is broken like a starry sky, and you can still use it. If you are far away, I thought your screen was stuck."

Luo Wenduan might still have a good temper if he didn't bring up this incident, but when he mentioned it, Luo Wenduan raised his eyes and said, "It's not bad that I didn't ask you to pay."

Wan Le laughed awkwardly: "I fell yesterday."

"Stay away from Zhang Deyi," Luo Wenduan just revealed his bandaged left hand when he showed the payment code, "It doesn't matter if you bluff and deceive her, don't lie to her again, or I will really call the police."

Wan Le said: "Brother, I really have a certificate. Telling a fortune with a Taoist certificate is still called cheating money, and it is not reasonable? Do you think I will pay you because I am afraid that you will call the police? I am afraid that you will beat me. "

Luo Wenduan: "..."

Wan Le scanned the payment code and paid [-]. As if paying the protection fee, he flattered Luo Wenduan to confirm it. Luo Wenduan thought he was going to die, but he was a little surprised to see him so happy.Wan Le said: "The rest will be given next month."

He was happy, and Luo Wenduan was even happier than him. He immediately pulled the physics book over, stuffed it into his schoolbag, stood up like a little giant, put his schoolbag on one shoulder, and left.

There was no evening class on Friday night. Wan Le watched Luo Wenduan disappear from view. The boy next to him had already picked up the broom and started cleaning. He walked up to Wan Le and said, "Do you know Luo Wenduan?"

"I don't know you," Wan Le said, "I don't know anyone."

The boy said: "The top student who transferred from Beijing has just been here for less than a semester."

Wan Le said, "What's so great about being a top student? I'm also a top student."

The boy spoke with a Chaoshan accent, and he saw that Wan Le was bragging, and said with a smile: "Yes? He got a full score in the monthly math test this time, and you also got a full score in the test?"

Wan Le said, "I passed the exam."

"When?"

"The first grade of elementary school," Wan Le said, "a score of [-]."

The boy laughed: "You are so funny, are you really a Taoist priest?"

"Yes." Wan Le began to pack her schoolbag.

Boy: "My name is Fang Du. It's not Duo Zuo's Duo, but Baidu's Du. Are there really ghosts in this world?"

Wan Le said: "If you believe it, there will be; if you don't believe it, there will be nothing."

Fang Du: "?"

Wan Le suddenly looked up at him, and said seriously: "I actually believe in science."

Fang Du: "??"

Wan Le turned his head to look out the window. Luo Wenduan walked out from the door on the first floor. With a stride of his long legs, he walked out of sight in a few steps. Wan Le said, "Stop talking, I have something else to do."

Fang Du said, "Hey, can you do the math for me—"

Wan Le had nothing to pack, so he stood up and ran. Before he left, he turned his head and glanced at him, and said, "If you don't go empty-handed, you will pay the money tomorrow and bring your horoscope."

After Wan Le finished speaking, he ran away. Luo Wenduan was not seen at the gate of the campus. A sneaky little girl ran out of the canteen at the gate of the school, wearing a square scarf on her head to cover her face.Wan Le took off the square scarf, and said, "Sister, are you deceiving yourself here?"

Zhang Deyi said: "I just saw my uncle, he went to repair the phone, let's go."

"My aunt and uncle are at home, are you sure you don't need to go in?" Zhang Deyi asked worriedly.

"It's called lookout," Wan Le said, throwing his schoolbag behind his back, "I'll see if it's there first, and if it's there, I'll come back at night. You take this thing."

Wan Le handed a pack of kraft paper to Zhang Deyi, and said, "Down into your uncle's water at night and let him drink it."

It's hard to suppress the excitement of the ancient brain-dead love drama with Zhang Deyi's head: "Is this the legendary Mongolian sweat medicine?"

"This is the legendary sleeping pill," Wan Le patted the back of his head proudly, "Can you put something serious in your head? Can this little thing be done?"

Zhang Deyi admired Wanle very much, and said dog-leggedly: "Don't worry, you will."

Wan Le looked at this girl's film that failed to accomplish anything but failed, and began to think about plan B in her heart.

Zhang Deyi kept talking non-stop along the way, basically revolving around his uncle Luo Wenduan's life, how awesome Luo Wenduan is, what Luo Wenduan ate last night, what sneakers Luo Wenduan likes to wear, Wanle already knows Luo Wenduan After taking many chemistry tests in the third year of junior high school, they finally arrived at Luo Wenduan's house.

Wan Le raised his head to face the light, and looked at this single-family two-story mansion. Before he got close, he clearly felt that the aura emanating from it was not very good.

Zhang Deyi stretched out his slender arm, pointed to one of the windows, and said, "This is the room, and there is a ghost inside."

Wan Le narrowed his eyes and glanced at the room on the second floor, and found that something was really wrong.