Men will affect my speed of eliminating demons

At eight o'clock in the morning, Luo Wenduan's alarm clock rang. He raised his arm to turn off the alarm clock, but his arm felt sore. When Luo Wenduan moved, his limbs hurt as if he had run a marathon last night.

Luo Wenduan slowly woke up amidst the sound of the alarm clock, thinking about what he did last night, but he only had the memory of the light going off after he came out of the bathroom.

Sleep after that?Luo Wenduan raised his hand vigorously, took the mobile phone to turn off the alarm clock, sat up after a while, and there was no pain from neck to ankle.

Luo Wenduan had a cram school in the morning, so he tidied himself up with difficulty and went to the next door to wake Zhang Deyi up. Zhang Deyi lay on the bed and refused to get up. It was found that Luo Wenduan kept holding her still.

Zhang Deyi: "?"

Luo Wenduan: "..."

Luo Wenduan couldn't use any energy, and he couldn't even straighten his waist.Zhang Deyi glanced at him and got up by himself.

Zhang Deyi said: "It's okay uncle, I'll do it myself."

Luo Wenduan: "..."

Luo Wenduan rubbed his waist and straightened up, saying, "Don't leave after finishing your lessons today, I'll pick you up."

Zhang Deyi squeezed the toothpaste and said, "Good!"

Zhang Deyi especially likes Luo Wenduan to pick her up from school, as long as he comes to pick him up, he would like to tell the world that he is his uncle.But usually Luo Wenduan really didn't have this condition. Primary school students started class later than them and finished school earlier than them. Luo Wenduan bought her a bus card and asked her to go to school by herself. She could only pick him up on Saturdays and Sundays.

At 08:30 in the morning, Luo Wenduan carried the drawing board and Zhang Deyi went out together with Frozen Elsa's Disney schoolbag on his back.Luo Wenduan sent her to the bus station, then turned to the studio by himself.

Zhang Deyi got on the bus, opened the window, and waved wildly at Luo Wenduan: "Uncle!"

Zhang Deyi waved a heart with her two small hands and sent him a message. The people around looked at her and laughed. Luo Wenduan was a little embarrassed, smiled and waved his hands, and said, "Put your head back."

Zhang Deyi stuck out his tongue and closed the window.

On the other side, in an old-fashioned one-bedroom apartment, Wan Le was drowsy and drowsy in a sleepy sleep until it was three o'clock in the sun before he was woken up by the ringing of his mobile phone. !"

Wan Le woke up instantly, a carp knelt on the bed and said, "Master."

Master Wan Le said: "After so many days, don't you know how to call to report your safety?"

Wan Le said: "I'm afraid you are busy, Master."

Master said: "I think you are very busy, have you forgotten about the mountain? How is it? Have you found any clues?"

"Not yet," Wan Le said, "Master, are you sure this place is correct?"

Master: "Probably not."

Wan Le: "..."

The master was evasive, and Wan Le said angrily: "You didn't say that when I came! When you asked me to come, you said it must be this!"

Master: "Oh, that's how it works."

Wan Le fell powerlessly on the bed and said, "Then what should I do?"

"You look for it again," the master said, "it's still early before his resurrection, so I really can't find a way."

Wan Le said: "Is this too hasty?!"

"Then what should I do?" Master said, "If there is no other way, just do your best and obey the destiny. Forget it, eat, and you go to eat too. The Taoist priests are almost starved of food. There is nothing to save in this world. , just let it happen."

Wan Le: "?"

Master: "Baby, do you have any money?"

"Yes." Wan Le said.

Master: "As long as you have money, don't be hungry, don't beat people, master has gone to eat, today there is donkey meat on fire, your brother opened the store yesterday and saved a widow ghost."

Wan Le: "Then what should we do about this levy, Master, don't eat Master first, when can't you eat it? I'll stay here and not go back?"

Master: "Don't come back now, let's talk about it when we find it, it's dead..."

"Master!" Before Wan Le finished speaking, the phone hung up.

Wan Le: "..."

Zhengxie is a demon born from accumulated anger. It is born every 100 years. The location of each birth is unknown. Wanle's master calculated that it was in this position when divination. Trigger large-scale riots, it will possess the human body and cause huge disasters, evil will attract evil, and every time this is the time for other demons and ghosts to riot.

Wan Le's senior sister once had a classic metaphor: "This thing is the great aunt of the earth."

Wan Le is an outstanding Taoist priest among his peers, and was sent down by his master to deal with his aunt.

Wan Le lay on the bed thinking about it, and looked at the time, it was past eleven o'clock.There is no hope for relying on the mountain gate. Wan Le understood that he could only rely on himself. He got up and tidied up, put on the sunglasses of his blind man A Bing, and went out with his schoolbag on his back.

Last time Wanle did not estimate the terrain very well, so he set up the stall at the entrance of the primary school, and the people who provoked were all little kids. This time, Wanle re-planned and put the stall next to the jade trading market in Jieyang. The place should be full of rich people. Rich people are well-informed, and they can probably find out a lot of things.

Wan Le chose a sunny location with good geomantic omen, set up the booth, tied a pony, and just sat down on his buttocks when the familiar bell rang for the end of get out of class.

Wan Le: "?"

When he turned his head, he saw a group of elementary school students pouring out of the gate behind him.Taking a closer look, there are several huge signboards "Blue Sky Tutorial Class", "After-school English Tutoring for Primary and Secondary Schools", and "Primary Mathematical Olympiad Training Camp" on the back.

Wan Le: "..."

That's fine, Wan Le thought, let's do the math before going out next time.

Once it comes, it will be at ease, Wan Le folded his hands, sat on the ground and waited for the opportunity, before the opportunity came, he saw a familiar figure, Zhang Deyi walked past him with his schoolbag on his back, Wan Le was happy, thinking Coincidentally, when I was about to say hello to her, I saw three little girls behind Zhang Deyi, and the little girl at the head shouted, "Zhang Deyi!"

Zhang Deyi paused, then turned around, and the little girl said, "When will you pay me?"

Zhang Deyi said, "I'll give it to you next week."

"No," the little girl said proudly, "I still want to watch it this afternoon. You have to pay it back to me now and ask your parents to give it to me."

Zhang Deyi said: "You can still read the book, but I got some water. I will pay you next week, can't I? I won't give it up."

Another skinny little girl took out the book, threw it on her, and said, "You're dirty, who will read it?"

Zhang Deyi hid for a while, but still got hit. The manga book is very thick, and the corners of the book are very hard. It probably hurt a lot. She shook her head, looked down at the book, and was about to cry when she curled her mouth.

Wan Le yelled and said, "What are you doing, kid over there?"

Wan Le stood up and walked over, picked up the book and flipped through it, there were indeed some water marks on the title page, Wan Le lowered his head and said, "Why, at such a young age, do you want to be a little sister?"

The leading little girl took a look at Wan Le, but she didn't think much of it, and said, "Who are you?"

"I'm her parent," Wan Le said, "Aren't you looking for me?"

The little girl said, "Aren't you a fortune teller?"

"That's right," Wan Le said, "Our family all deal with gods."

The little girl stopped and said, "My mother said, you are all liars."

Wan Le: "Pull it down, your mother knows nothing."

Little girl: "..."

Wan Le stretched his proud arms and saw that it was a little red from being hit by the corner of the book. He said to the other children, "Did you see it? It's red and hurt."

Wan Le took out his mobile phone with a "click" and took a photo: "I have kept the evidence, now I will go to your teacher and let your teacher handle this problem."

The skinny little girl said, "She was the one who got the water on our books first."

"Just do it," Wan Le said, "Your problem can be solved by money, but our problem cannot be solved by money, understand?"

Zhang Deyi looked at Wan Le blankly and said, "Really?"

"Shut up," Wan Le said to the little girls, "Think about how to solve it."

The little sisters were taken aback by Wan Lehu, Wan Le pushed his sunglasses and said indifferently: "I plan to call the police."

Zhang Deyi: "?"

Although the little girl in the lead didn't quite believe it, she was still a little scared. She glanced at Wan Le and said, "Then I don't want to lose money."

"I want to make you beautiful," Wan Le said immediately, "How much is it? You have to pay."

Seeing that the little girl was about to be frightened and cried: "I don't want it anymore."

Wan Le: "Why, just give it."

Wan Le took out a hundred-yuan bill from his pocket and said, "Is it enough?"

The girl said: "This book is three hundred and eight..."

Wan Le: "..."

Wan Le was startled: "What book is so expensive?"

He took out three more cards from his pocket, feeling a little heartbroken, then handed them to the little lady, and said, "Then let's start to settle the accounts?"

"How much do you want to pay?" Wan Le asked, pointing to the faint red mark on Zhang Deyi's arm.

The little girl took a closer look at the proud arms, and Wan Le pointed to the thin girl, and said, "You threw it, bring five here."

The skinny girl immediately took a step back and said, "The book is not mine."

Wan Le crossed his arms, looking like a rogue, and said, "What do I care about you? You can discuss it yourself, anyway, I want five."

The fat girl directly returned the four cards she was holding in her hand to Wan Le, and then said to the person next to her, "Give me another hundred."

Wan Le put the money in his pocket and said, "Can't afford it? Call your parents over to have a chat?"

Three girls: "..."

The skinny girl said reluctantly: "It's not my book, why should I pay for it? Let's share it equally."

"I don't think you guys understand your IQ, do you? It's 33 yuan per person," Wan Le took out the payment code on his mobile phone and said, "I don't ask you for the remaining one."

A while later, Zhang Deyi sat in front of the fortune-telling booth, and Wan Le took two ice creams in their hands.

It was the first time for Zhang Deyi to eat two ice creams by himself when he grew up. He was both excited and sad, as if he had a mental breakdown.

Wan Le said: "You are so young, what are you worried about?"

Zhang Deyi sighed, and the young man said: "How will I get along in class in the future?"

Wan Le: "It's just a cram school, let's change to another one, your family is so rich."

"This is a cram school run by our math teacher," Zhang Deyi looked at Wan Le with a sad face, "The three just now are from our class."

Wan Le: "..."

Zhang Deyi: "I don't blame you, they didn't like me in the first place."

"Why?" Wanle asked.

Zhang Deyi: "I don't study well."

Wan Le sighed, feeling a little worried.

"You can't help it, can you?" Zhang Deyi said with his shoulders hanging down and his schoolbag slumped on the ground, "No one goes to the bathroom with me at school. I don't like going to school at all."

Wan Le said, "Does your uncle know?"

Zhang Deyi shook his head.

Wan Le took a bite of the crispy ice cream and said, "You still have to tell your uncle, so he can solve this problem."

Zhang Deyi looked at him with hope: "Can you make them like me?"

"You really think I'm a fairy," Wan Le patted her on the head and said, "If I have this ability, I'm still here to tell fortunes?"

Zhang Deyi said: "I can watch what's on other people's TV."

"It's all made up," Wan Le said, "You have to believe in science. In real life, your uncle is much more useful than me. Your uncle has the ability to make money."

Zhang Deyi pursed his lips, a little sad, and ate ice cream while feeling sad.

Wan Le couldn't help it either, Zhang Deyi sat on the Mazha, he sat cross-legged on the ground, two people, one big and one small, ate ice on the crowded street at noon.

After a while, Wan Le suddenly realized and asked, "Why don't you go home? Where's your uncle?"

Zhang Deyi said blankly, "My uncle came to pick me up from school today."

Wan Le: "?"

"He, come to pick you up?" Wan Le looked around for a moment, and immediately said, "Get up, Maza returned it to me, and I withdrew."

Zhang Deyi stood up obediently: "Oh, all right."

Wan Le just put away the Maza, and heard Zhang Deyi shouting behind him: "Uncle!"

Wan Le raised her head and faced Luo Wenduan.

Wan Le said, "This was an accident..."

Luo Wenduan said, "Can you stop just picking up the wool of a sheep?"

Wan Le: "..."

"Didn't tease me," Zhang Deyi said with his face full of food, "He also gave me 50 yuan and bought me ice cream."

Luo Wenduan: "How many did you eat?"

Zhang Deyi stopped talking.

Luo Wenduan looked at the two paper tubes in her hand, understood, and said, "How did I tell you? Can you eat something given by a stranger?"

Wan Le said: "Well... you guys talk, I won't bother you."

Luo Wenduan raised his head and said to him: "What did I tell you?"

Wan Le: "Stay away from your niece? I..."

Wan Le was really in distress, he said: "I really don't blame me this time, who knew she was here to make up lessons. How about this, next time you give me the entire trajectory of the two of you, and I will walk around you two?"

Luo Wenduan said: "She can't eat ice, she will have diarrhea."

Wan Le: "...Sorry."

"I've never taken care of a child, I don't know. But I didn't lie to your niece this time," Wan Le also explained seriously, "She just sat here for a while waiting for you to pick her up."

Zhang Deyi didn't want to talk about his isolation, so Wan Le chose not to.Zhang Deyi heaved a sigh of relief, and looked at Wan Le apologetically.

Luo Wenduan said, "Thank you, but next time you don't need to buy her snacks."

Zhang Deyi: "It's what I want to eat."

Luo Wenduan: "..."

When Luo Wenduan saw her protecting Wan Le, he became even more furious. Wan Le felt that Zhang Deyi was adding fuel to the fire, and then heard Luo Wenduan say, "I'll deal with you when I go back."

Zhang Deyi made a face at Wan Le, and Wan Le rolled his eyes.

On the way back, Zhang Deyi sat on the window side of the bus and said to Luo Wenduan, "Uncle, brother Wan Le is a good man."

Luo Wenduan said: "He is a liar."

Zhang Deyi: "He is not."

Luo Wenduan said, "What about your money?"

"Give it to him." Zhang Deyi said honestly.

Luo Wenduan: "You are such a brain, the test score is really not wronged."

Zhang Deyi felt that he didn't understand, and said angrily: "Anyway, I like to play with him, even if he is a liar, I like him too."

Zhang Deyi seldom talks back, and was a little scared after speaking. He secretly looked at Luo Wenduan's face, but saw Luo Wenduan looking at the front calmly. After a while, Luo Wenduan said, "Liars are of course likable. Say what you want to hear."

Luo Wenduan's body swayed with the bus, and he supported the seat in front of him: "In their eyes, they just regard you as a fool. After drinking your flesh and blood, they are the first to abandon you."

Zhang Deyi didn't dare to speak.

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Sorry, kowtow, next day update.