Men will affect my speed of eliminating demons

On the weekend, a teenager buttoned the hood of his hooded sweater on his head, and squatted on the side of the street to make a phone call, with a sad expression and a low tone.

Wan Le said, "It's not that I miss home."

"Then why don't you come back?" Master was so angry that he blew his beard and stared, "Are your wings hardened?"

Wan Le: "No, I'm soft, my wings are soft, I'm the softest."

The master doubted: "Then why don't you come back? Did you have a date?"

Wan Le was caught in the middle of the matter, and he was stunned. He couldn't speak anymore. The master immediately caught his silence and said, "Are you really looking for a partner?"

Master said: "You don't want Master anymore just to get someone?"

"No," Wan Le scratched his scalp through the hat helplessly, and said, "Isn't the second senior brother always not at home? You can just pretend that I am going down the mountain to catch monsters, and I will go back to see you when I am on vacation."

Master: "Come back to me now!"

Wan Le: "Ah, Master!"

"Wan Le!"

Luo Wenduan shouted from behind: "Wan Le."

Wan Le turned his head and saw Luo Wenduan standing behind him holding Zhang Deyi, Wan Le said perfunctorily to his master, "Ah, I see, let's talk about it next time."

His master yelled so loudly that Luo Wenduan could hear him, and asked, "Are you all right?"

Wan Le hung up the phone calmly, and said, "It's okay, I just want to report my safety."

Luo Wenduan nodded, probably knowing what happened like a mirror in his heart, but Wan Le didn't want to talk about it, so he just gave Wan Le a face.

Wan Le said cheerfully, "Where are we going?"

Zhang Deyi took a lollipop, stuffed it into his mouth, and said inarticulately, "Training class."

Wan Le said, "Send her to cram school?"

"Ah."

"Replenish what?"

"Mathematics and English," Luo Wenduan said, "Mathematics in the morning, English in the afternoon, and lunch in the make-up class at noon."

Wan Le said, "Oh, I'm really busy."

Luo Wenduan said casually: "I found a thing called a 'small dining table', where she can eat and take a lunch break at noon. I called and asked, and I said that I can try the dishes today. We will send her to the cram school, and then go to try the dishes. .”

"Okay." Wan Le is dispensable, "You arrange it."

Luo Wenduan said: "There are a lot of things going on today, so be prepared."

Zhang Deyi said, "Are you two going on a date?"

Wan Le deliberately angered her: "Yes, I won't take you."

"My uncle said," Zhang Deyi didn't buy it, and said, "As long as I study well in class, he will take me to eat pizza at night."

Wan Le said, "Then what if I don't like pizza?"

Zhang Deyi: "Then what do you like to eat?"

"I don't like pizza anyway."

Zhang Deyi thought for a while and said, "Then I'll eat it myself."

Both Luo Wenduan and Wan Le laughed, and Luo Wenduan said, "Go and eat by yourself, we are going on a date."

Zhang Deyi looked up at him, as if he was judging whether he was serious, and then felt that the two of them were scaring him, so he laughed too, giggling: "You lied to me."

Wan Le felt that she was really cute, and couldn't help but hug her up and weigh her, pinched her face, and said triumphantly, "I can't kiss."

Wan Le: "Why?"

Zhang Deyi said: "I am a little girl, and you are a little boy."

Luo Wenduan usually does not educate Zhang Deyi very much, but it is not the first time Wan Le has heard Zhang Deyi say something like this, "Don't touch my skirt", "Don't kiss me", "Myself Change clothes", this kind of words must have been taught by Luo Wenduan, and Wan Le found that Luo Wenduan has never been complacent.

Wan Le asked, "Why can't little boys kiss little girls?"

Zhang Deyi said: "You can only do it when you grow up."

Wan Le was quite satisfied, pinched her face, and said, "Then you can hug brother."

Zhang Deyi hugged his neck and rubbed his face. Wan Le felt full of joy, and finally understood Luo Wenduan's mood. If the child is stupid, he should be stupid, as long as he is kind and healthy.

The two sent Zhang Deyi to the cram school together. Zhang Deyi waved at them with Elsa's schoolbag on his back, and walked in. Wan Le said with emotion: "She is really obedient."

"I don't want to go to class in the morning either," Luo Wenduan poured cold water on him, "I was coaxed to come here with a lollipop, so I didn't want to come anyway."

Wan Le: "A lollipop is enough?"

Luo Wenduan: "I have to eat pizza at night. When I was young, someone asked me to learn it. I am better than I am now."

Wan Le said: "Wow, you are really greedy and never satisfied."

"Yes." Luo Wenduan said frankly.

Wan Le: "You have no room for improvement. If you improve, you can only wait for the education reform to change the score of a single subject to 200."

Luo Wenduan took him to the small dining table together. The two of them bought a boxed lunch, rubbed out disposable chopsticks, and sat on the small table and stool to eat. Each meal was 28 yuan, two meat and one vegetable. The child has had enough.Wan Le said while eating, "It's a bit expensive."

Luo Wenduan should have chosen the most expensive one, and the environment for his nap is also very clean, so he looks quite at ease.

Luo Wenduan said: "It's not expensive. I tried to cook for her these days, and I burned the pot through. One pot costs two thousand."

Wan Le laughed, and Luo Wenduan said: "The wall is also burnt black. I don't know how much I will pay when I check out. 28 is not expensive."

Wan Le said: "Are you still used to renting a house these days?"

"I'm more used to it at home," Luo Wenduan casually put the pork in the bowl into Wanle's bowl, took a couple of mouthfuls by himself, wiped his mouth, and said, "Both of us can be particular about whatever we do."

Wan Le heard the meaning of the sad bachelor, he suddenly had an idea, but felt embarrassed again, so he held back and didn't say anything.

Unexpectedly, Luo Wenduan asked, "When will your rent be due?"

Wan Le: "..."

Wan Le was inexplicably nervous, swallowed, ate the meat Luo Wenduan gave him, and said, "Forgot."

Luo Wenduan: "Really forgot or fake forgot?"

Wan Le said, "It seems to be next month?"

"It's next month," Luo Wenduan affirmed, "Moving here?"

Wan Le: "..."

Luo Wenduan said: "Three bedrooms and one living room, multiple rooms."

Wan Le: "I, I think about it."

Luo Wenduan didn't seem to take his words seriously, and said, "Zhang Deyi is also happy that you are here."

Wan Le: "I've said it all, I'll think about it!"

Luo Wenduan suddenly laughed, and Wan Lehu said with a stern face, "What are you laughing at?"

Luo Wenduan said: "You think about it, I didn't say anything."

Wan Le just felt that the conversation was ambiguous, which made him feel ashamed.

However, Luo Wenduan seemed to be very calm about this atmosphere. He collected the lunch boxes of the two of them, threw them into the trash can, patted Wan Le on the shoulder, and said, "Let's go."

Wan Le said, "Is it here?"

"It's pretty good," Luo Wenduan said, "It's better than mine."

Wan Le: "It should be, she is still young, so she needs to keep up with nutrition."

"I'm not yet eighteen," Luo Wenduan said, "I also need nutrition. Can you cook?"

Wan Le said nervously, "A little bit."

Luo Wenduan: "It's fine if you know how to eat a little bit. It's not difficult to eat anything I like. Can you make scrambled eggs with tomatoes?"

Wan Le: "Yes."

"I can eat for a month," Luo Wenduan said, "Then leave it to you."

Wan Le said, "Is this nutritious?"

"It's okay to have love."

Wan Le said angrily: "Speak well!"

Luo Wenduan smiled.

When Wanle was in the mountains, everyone took turns cooking. After Wanle went to junior high school, he would also take turns cooking when he was at home on vacation, but the cooking was very simple, and everyone had no pursuit, as long as it could be eaten. .But Luo Wenduan's requirements are not high. Luo Wenduan likes to eat home-cooked dishes, and he reported a series of dish names, all of which are extremely simple, such as scrambled eggs with tomatoes, fried potato shreds with vegetables, and cold cucumbers.

Wan Le felt that it was easy to grasp, and he said, "I mean, you don't like to eat dishes that cost more than 30 yuan in restaurants?"

Luo Wenduan said, "Yes."

Wan Le is eager to try: "I can make it for you tomorrow."

Luo Wenduan: "Can't you do it today?"

Wan Le: "..."

"Didn't you eat pizza?" Wan Le regained his sanity and said.

Luo Wenduan: "Just give her some takeaway. Parents should also eat something they like."

Wan Le glanced at Luo Wenduan, hesitant to speak.

Luo Wenduan said, "What's wrong?"

Wan Le: "Why... have you become so shameless?"

"I don't know," Luo Wenduan looked normal, "Maybe I am like this."

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