Men will affect my speed of eliminating demons

In the evening, Luo Wenduan hadn't come back yet, but just sent a text message to Wan Le, saying that he was having dinner with Qiao Qiao and it would be later.Wan Le waited for him and didn't wash up. After receiving the news, he decided not to wait any longer. He went to brush his teeth and wash his face first. Ouyang Xuefeng had just finished taking a shower, wrapped his hair in a towel, and brushed his phone with one leg up on the dining table. Eating popsicles, Luo Wuduan watched TV in the living room.

Jiang Qi was next to Luo Wuduan, watching the TV nervously.

Ouyang Xuefeng suddenly yelled, Wan Le went out from the bathroom, and saw that the light in the living room was off, it seemed to be broken.

Wan Le was a little speechless, took a mouthful of toothpaste foam, and said, "What's your name?"

Ouyang Xuefeng: "Scare me!"

"You catch ghosts, what are you afraid of?"

"I'm afraid because I catch ghosts," Ouyang Xuefeng said, "Because I know there really are ghosts in this world!"

Wan Le: "..."

Ouyang Xuefeng said: "What should I do?"

There was a talk show on the TV, Luo Wuduan and Jiang Qi laughed wildly and slapped their thighs, Wan Le said: "Go downstairs to the convenience store to buy a light bulb."

Ouyang Xuefeng: "Who is going?"

Wan Le: "?"

Ouyang Xuefeng pointed to his own mummy head, and then pointed to Luo Wuduan who didn't listen to anything outside the window and just watched TV. Wan Le said, "I'm going?"

Ouyang Xuefeng: "Hurry up, I will be afraid."

Wan Le spat out toothpaste foam, gave him the middle finger, resignedly put on her sandals, and took her mobile phone to buy light bulbs.

The air in the evening was damp and stuffy, and it seemed as if one breath could wring the water out of the lungs. Wanle hadn't showered yet, and went out for a day of running during the day. He felt sweaty and sticky, and went to several supermarkets in a row. None of them had the light bulbs they needed at home, and ended up in a 24-hour convenience store. The door was open, but the store manager wasn't there.

Wan Le thought about having a look first before talking. After shopping around, he actually found the light bulb. He picked it up and walked to the cashier. He yelled "Boss" twice but no one answered. He opened the door and yelled again, but still nothing. People should.

Ouyang Xuefeng sent a message asking: "Have you bought it yet?"

Wan Le had no choice but to look for the payment code, intending to scan the 50 yuan by himself, and then take it away, but he couldn't find the payment code after searching for a long time. He only saw a machine for scanning codes in the supermarket. He tried to pick it up, yes After scanning the code under the box, the price actually popped up on the display.

Wan Le saw that there was something going on, and turned to the cashier. He was not very good at operating, so he tried to press Enter first to see if the money was deducted, but he was asked on the screen: "Are you sure?"

Wan Le thought to himself: "Do I have to ask twice?"

He entered the car at one o'clock, and with a bang, the cashier drawer popped out, and one hundred yuan bills appeared in front of Wan Le's eyes.

Wan Le: "!"

Before he could react, the door curtain slammed. He raised his head and looked at the boss who was holding a watermelon in one hand and a cattail fan in the other.

The boss glanced at the cash register, then at Wanle, and Wanle glanced at the boss, then down at the cash register.

The boss took a step back, and Wan Le immediately stretched out his hand and said, "Wait a minute, it's not what you think."

The boss said: "What do you want to do?"

Wan Le held his own light bulb and said, "I want to pay, really, I just want to pay myself."

He suddenly remembered that there should be surveillance here, and said: "You go to the surveillance, I really want to pay, but I can't find the payment code."

The boss looked at him suspiciously and said, "Where are you from?"

"I live here!"

Boss: "I haven't seen you at all."

"I just moved here," Wan Le said, "Unit 2, Building 4, I didn't lie to you, just watch the surveillance!"

Boss: "Where is there monitoring? It's already broken."

Wan Le: "..."

The boss came in and asked Wan Le: "Do you have a weapon?"

Wan Le: "?"

Wan Le said: "I told you that I'm a shopper! Why don't you just watch when you open a shop!"

"Buy melons," the boss said, "I only sell them at this time. Do you care? Get out of the way, and I will count the money."

Wan Le stepped aside for him and let him see his clothes. He didn't even have a pocket on his body, and finally took off his socks, which proved that he hadn't stolen money.

The boss touched it and said, "You really didn't steal it? Hey, why is this thing on your body?"

Wan Le lowered his head and saw that the boss touched the black-bone chicken card that Luo Wenduan gave him.Wan Le: "?"

Wan Le: "You know him?"

"No, no," the boss immediately realized that he had slipped his tongue, "I don't know, I didn't expect there to be jade, it seems that there is no shortage of money, haha, let's go."

Wan Le felt that he was completely inexplicable this night, and was finally kicked out of the convenience store. When he looked down, he found that the light bulb had been brought out, and he forgot to pay. He went back and heard the boss on the phone: "I don't know why? On him... Fuck, why are you back again?"

Wan Le took out the light bulb in his hand and said, "How much?"

boss:"?"

The boss snatched it over, scanned the code scanner, and said, "Fifteen!"

Wan Le paid, feeling very strange.While walking, he was thinking about this, when suddenly a taxi stopped beside him, Wan Le lowered his head and saw Luo Wenduan was paying the driver as the co-pilot, Wan Le shouted: "Luo! Wen! Duan!"

Luo Wenduan did not expect to run into him, got out of the car and said, "What are you doing?"

Wan Le picked up the light bulb and said, "The light bulb in the kitchen is broken."

"It should have been broken a long time ago," Luo Wenduan took it, held it in his hand, turned his hand behind his back, pulled Wan Le to walk inside, and said, "The voltage was a little unstable before."

Wan Le was a little absent-minded and nodded.

Luo Wenduan asked: "What's the matter? Did it go wrong?"

"Fortunately," Wan Le said, "It was strange just now, the owner of the convenience store touched the sign you gave me."

Wan Le briefly told Luo Wenduan what happened just now, and said, "It's not like a monster."

Wan Le thought that he had never offended anyone except the monster, if it wasn't for the monster, no one would want to plot against him.

Luo Wenduan thought for a while and said, "Maybe it's a person?"

Wan Le: "What do you mean?"

"After I heard it, I feel as if someone is investigating you," Luo Wenduan said, "Maybe the boss is planted here."

Wan Le was stunned, looked at Luo Wenduan, and said, "Why?"

Luo Wenduan said casually: "You are suspecting that you are a murderer. Maybe there are people who doubt you, or not only you, but also me, or Ouyang Xuefeng and the others. We are all unlucky wherever we go. .”

Although Luo Wenduan said it very casually, Wan Le suddenly couldn't laugh anymore. Wan Le always thought that Luo Wenduan was very smart, and he didn't look like he was joking now.

Wan Le said, "Then what should we do?"

Luo Wenduan: "I don't know."

Wan Le: "?"

Luo Wenduan glanced at him in the night, and said with a smile, "I really don't know."

What Luo Wenduan said was the truth, he said: "Let's take a step and look at it, the mountains and rivers are far away, it is better to pity the person in front of you."

Wan Le: "?"

Wan Le didn't understand: "What are you talking about?"

Luo Wenduan said: "It means——"

Luo Wenduan kicked Wan Le suddenly, kicking Wan Le into a daze, Luo Wenduan said, "Aren't you amazing? Why don't you know how to hide?"

"You are sick!" Wan Le said, "Who knew you were going to kick me!"

Wan Le said that he was about to kick back when he raised his leg, but Luo Wenduan had already run away, Wan Le chased after him: "Why are you so hard! You are looking for death!"

While chasing and going upstairs, Luo Wenduan took out the key to open the door, and then he didn't escape, and was kicked back by Wan Le. He patted the dirt on his body and opened the door. Ouyang Xuefeng had already dried his hair and put Her hair was scattered on the back of the sofa, and she was wearing a mask and playing with her phone with her head up, like a ghost.

Wan Le said: "Jiang Qi has nightmares seeing you like this."

Jiang Qi watched the talk show competition and said, "Are you back?"

Ouyang Xuefeng said vaguely: "You are back, if you don't come back, it will be dawn."

Wan Le originally wanted to grab Luo Wenduan and press the light bulb, but after Luo Wenduan entered the door, no one responded and walked in directly.

Ouyang Xuefeng said inexplicably, "What happened to him?"

Wan Le: "How was it just now?"

Wan Le threw the light bulb to him, and said, "Help yourself."

As he spoke, he went in to find Luo Wenduan, and found that Luo Wenduan was looking for his sketchbook. After taking it out from the bookshelf, he opened the page he was drawing, and Wan Le said, "What's wrong with you?"

Luo Wenduan said calmly, "Huh?"

Wan Le: "I feel like you're not very happy."

"Fortunately," Luo Wenduan thought for a while, as if he just remembered, and said, "Qiao Qiao has resigned and is leaving."

Wan Le sat beside Luo Wenduan without speaking.

Luo Wenduan drew two strokes on the notebook with a pencil, and continued to add details to his very complicated jewelry necklace, but there were people around him, and it seemed that he couldn't concentrate, Luo Wenduan said: "Recently, there are really not many things to be happy about. "

Wan Le leaned on his shoulder and said, "Do you want to be proud?"

Wan Le feels that Luo Wenduan doesn't care about Qiao Qiao very much, and the only thing that can make him unhappy is Zhang Deyi.

Luo Wenduan said: "I didn't think so, her mother showed me the video, she was quite happy."

Wan Le said, "She must miss you very much."

"But I won't miss me 24 hours a day," Luo Wenduan said calmly, "I'm still very happy most of the time."

Wan Le couldn't refute this sentence.

Luo Wenduan said: "Sooner or later, I will forget."

Today's Luo Wenduan doesn't know what's going on, it makes people feel very cold.

But Luo Wenduan laughed again, touched Wan Le's head and said, "It stinks."

Wan Le's face suddenly turned red. He had been running for a day and hadn't taken a shower. When he was about to take a shower just now, he was ordered to buy light bulbs. Luckily, Wan Le leaned over and rubbed his head against Luo Wenduan's chest. Luo Wenduan said with a smile: "Go away!" go."

Wan Le said, "Does it stink? Does it still stink?"

Luo Wenduan patted him with his sketchbook, told him to stay away, and said annoyedly, "No skin and no face."

Wan Le finally rubbed him hard, then ran to take a shower with a smile, stepping on the floor with his slippers, kicking and kicking.

Luo Wenduan watched him go, turned back to the chair, and pressed the sketchbook to his face facing the desk lamp.

When Luo Wenduan came out of the shower, Wan Le was sitting cross-legged on the sofa and video-videoing with his master. Luo Wuduan was sitting next to Wan Le, with one arm on Wan Le's shoulder, holding him in his arms, in a kind of The posture of the protector, while watching TV, at the same time talking a few words to the mobile phone.

Wan Le saw Luo Wenduan coming out, and said, "Have you finished washing and mopping the floor?"

Luo Wenduan: "No."

Wan Le pointed and said, "Go back."

Luo Wenduan pointed to Luo Wuduan, indicating that he hadn't washed it yet, and Luo Wuduan said, "I won't wash it."

Wan Le said: "Brother's longest record is half a month."

The master in the video said: "I said it a long time ago, don't be so embarrassing outside!"

"My younger brother's family," Luo Wuduan pointed to Wan Le and said, "He's my brother's family."

This sentence shocked both Wan Le and Luo Wenduan. I don't know when Master Wan Le already knew about it, and he could even talk about it plainly?

Wan Le tremblingly looked at his master's face, his master said: "Then who is an outsider, I will?"

It was only then that Wan Le realized that his master's old eyes had already seen through everything, and he was immediately flattered and moved, but at the same time felt a little embarrassed to be exposed mercilessly by his poor disguise.

When he faced his master and senior brother, he always kept Luo Wenduan's identity ambiguous, with a feeling of more than friendship, but he never dared to say that he and Luo Wenduan were getting together.He thought that his master would turn the world upside down when he found out, but he didn't take it seriously at all.

The master said: "Your big brothers are messing around outside, and the tires are secretly knotted. That bitch came to collect debts."

"I've said it a long time ago, I have to take the elder brother to be sterilized," Wan Le said, "If you don't sterilize, you will die quickly."

Master: "I thought he could practice cultivation. Once he transforms into a monster, it would be so pitiful without the little pepper."

Luo Wuduan said: "For their monsters, it's not very important whether they have peppers or not. You can refer to Xiao Qing in the Legend of the White Snake."

"That's different," Wan Le said, "The snake species is different from the dog species, and the rules of transfiguration are probably different."

Master: "That's right, I have to leave a way out for your elder brother."

"Pull it down," Luo Wuduan said nonchalantly, "it doesn't think about making progress every day, and it doesn't even know how to shake hands. You say ten sentences, but it doesn't understand ten sentences. I haven't heard that a silly dog ​​can become a spirit. Give up as soon as possible, Queen Mother." You can't raise your spirit even if you raise it."

The master suddenly "shh" at him, told him to keep his voice down, and said, "Your elder brother is eating next to him!"

Luo Wuduan suddenly raised his voice, and said, "I'm going to say, that's a stupid dog, you might as well run around the mountain twice to lose weight!"

Ouyang Xuefeng: "..."

Ouyang Xuefeng couldn't help adding in, and said, "It's wonderful, what kind of dog is your big brother?"

"Husky." Wan Le said.

Ouyang Xuefeng: "?"

"Your master is quite optimistic." Ouyang Xuefeng commented.

When Liu Ling heard someone mention his dog, he enthusiastically said: "That kid Quanzhen, come to the mountain to have a look when you have time, their elder brother is very smart."

Ouyang Xuefeng said: "Okay. But where is Changling? I went back to chat with my senior brothers, and some of them said that this mountain can't be found on the map at all."

"Really?" Liu Ling said, "Why can't you find it? Let Wan Le and the others bring you next time."

Ouyang Xuefeng: "Is there any barrier set up to prevent strangers from entering?"

"How is it possible?" Liu Ling said, "The door of my house is always open, open to accommodate the world! Anyone who wants to come can come, if you can't find it, call me, and I will go down the mountain to pick it up."

Wan Le said: "It was set up before, because the elder brother was beaten by the dirt dogs at the bottom of the mountain every day, so the master set up a barrier to prevent the dirt dogs from entering the mountain, and finally stopped people, and no one went up the mountain. There was no incense money, so the master withdrew."

Ouyang Xuefeng: "..."

The master said: "Their senior brothers are very simple and honest, it's not that they can't fight, but they don't want to fight."

"Okay," Ouyang Xuefeng said politely, "I have a chance to meet you."

Wan Le said: "What do your senior brothers want to do with Changling Mountain?"

"It seems that someone wanted to learn from you and went to your place," Ouyang Xuefeng said, "but he couldn't find the mountain, so he went to our place."

Ouyang Xuefeng: "After he went there, the local people showed him the way. After he went there, he couldn't find the way up, so he thought it was not."

Wan Le said to Liu Ling: "Look at the good deeds you have done!"

Liu Ling said: "This shows that there is no fate."

Ouyang Xuefeng said: "But this formation is so powerful, you can use it to chase dogs."

Liu Ling said: "Occasionally, I will chase away people who have no fate."

Ouyang Xuefeng felt that these words seemed to have some deep meaning, and was about to ask something more, when Luo Wenduan dragged himself out, Wan Le immediately said: "It's time to hang up, I'm going back to my room to sleep."

Master said, "Good night, baby."

Luo Wuduan then stretched his arms back, stretched himself, and said, "Sleepy."

Luo Wenduan said, "Mom is in Jieyang, do you know that?"

"I know." Luo Wuduan said inexplicably.

Luo Wenduan glanced at him and said, "She's in a bad mood recently, if you have time, you can talk to her."

Luo Wuduan thought for a while and said, "It depends on the situation."

"Wen Duan," Luo Wuduan said, "I don't like seeing my family. It's not that I don't want to."

Luo Wenduan nodded, and Luo Wuduan said again: "I think it's enough for you to accompany her. As a son, you are better than me."

Luo Wuduan is only one year older than Luo Wenduan, and the difference between the two is not much different, but it always seems that when they are childish, they are extremely immature, and when they are mature, they are extremely mature.

Luo Wenduan said, "You can do whatever you want."

Said and pulled Wan Le over, Wan Le sat on the bed, opened Luo Wenduan's sketchbook, Luo Wenduan said, "What are you looking at?"

Wan Le: "When you are unhappy, do you draw this?"

"When I'm with you, I'm very happy," Luo Wenduan said, "How about you?"

Wan Le said, "Of course."

Luo Wenduan looked into his eyes, stretched out his hand to touch it, and suddenly said, "Is it okay?"

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