Owning a cat is worse than running a zoo

"What you said, who can't speak anymore, it's just that we don't bother to communicate with you humans. If it's not for the sake of the boss, do you think the devil forest is so easy to enter?" Nine-headed dragon stood aside when talking His head didn't even bother to blow two tubes of white air from his nose.

Fu Heisher was not ashamed, but rather proud, leaning on the nine-headed dragon's thigh with his left hand, and moving his right leg a little behind the left leg, he said proudly: "Who made our Lord Demon King so powerful, don't you think so? "

All nine heads of the nine-headed dragon nodded and boasted, "That's right, you don't know how powerful our boss is. Some time ago, the Dark God came to the Devil's Forest, and he quit after I reported the name of the devil."

"Bull!" Fu Heisher gave a thumbs up, and then patted the nine-headed dragon's leg, "Then do you know who I am?"

The pure nine-headed dragon shook his head, expressing that he didn't know, and then Fu Heisher raised an inhuman smile, "I'm his boyfriend, have you heard of Pillow Wind?"

Although I don't know what the pillow wind is, the nine-headed dragon still understands the three words boyfriend. It immediately lowered its body, and all nine heads put on a docile look, "Hello, queen, please take a seat, queen. During the time when the devil king was away, I was always guarding the devil forest to prevent outsiders from entering, and I used to be his mount when the devil king was around."

The nine-headed dragon thought to himself, he thought that the big devil had already left this continent because he was not around for a while, but what he didn't expect was that he went out and had a relationship. In countless history, which one is not a majestic existence, it can't do it, and it wants to do it, but it's a pity that if it can't be defeated, it can only surrender.

Sitting on the back of the nine-headed dragon, feeling the gust of wind, Tang Chi erected a spiritual barrier in front of him, then lowered his head and touched the neck of the nine-headed dragon, asking, "What happened to the Dark God?" What? How old is the mainland now, how long have I been away, and what happened after I left?"

"Boss, you have been away for about 5 years. How do we know what happened when we stay in the forest every day? I just heard that the God of Light and the God of Darkness fight each other, and each wins and loses. As for how many years in the mainland How can we know, we Warcraft don’t use the mainland’s time chronology, it seems that the Dark God came to see you some time ago, and he left after I said you weren’t here.”

The nine-headed dragon flapped its wings and tried to fly to the habitat, and suddenly remembered something and said, "By the way, that dark god looks a lot like the little boy you brought back earlier, the boss, but the color of the eyes is different."

Tang Chi suppressed the excitement in his heart, thinking that he knew it must be that little fellow Petrie.

It didn't take long, Tang Chi, who got off the dragon's back, said to Fu Heisher: "Today, I will take you to understand, and tomorrow we will go to Peterlie here." Have you collected the herbs for me yet?"

"Of course," the nine-headed dragon raised its neck, and all the nine heads showed a certain degree of excitement, "Boss, it's not that you don't know my nine-headed dragon's ability. I think I took care of it so hard every day after you left. These flowers and plants, after they grow to the level you mentioned and are sure to be mature, I will ask other monsters to help. This is the third crop of these flowers and plants. The previous ones are all placed in the cave where you live .”

As soon as Tang Chi stepped into the cave, he didn't want to go in again. The things in the cave were in a mess, and they couldn't be seen in the original order. Heaps of mess piled together.

As soon as Fu Heisher walked in, he kicked a rainbow-colored awl the size of a hand. The stone was kicked so carelessly by Fu Heisher, and it rolled forward onto the pile of colorful flowers and leaves. With a snap, it knocked down the pile of crumbling brown balls, and for a while, small brown feathers and powdered medicine residues flew in the air.

Tang Chi withdrew quickly, and said to Fu Heisher with a look of disgust, "You can sort it out first, I'll ask them what happened during this period, and you can pile up the ones that look similar, and wait until I understand the matter Just come back and do a second tidying up."

As he spoke, Fu Heisher gave Fu Heisher a cruel back, and it was not until Tang Chi disappeared that Fu Heisher looked away, and shook his head a little funny. The official words of Principal Tang became more and more slippery , In order to avoid doing housework, it is enough to work hard.But it's just cleaning the house, there must be someone to do it, and it's not like he hasn't done it before.

Tang Chi was not just talking, there was already a large area of ​​monsters guarding the place where the nine-headed dragon lived, and when they saw Tang Chi approaching, they stared at him without blinking.

Seeing so many familiar "people" present, Tang Chi smiled, "Very well, it seems that these guys in the Devil's Forest are doing well even though the mainland has been raging with war these years.

Seeing the return of the demon king again, this group of heroic and high-level monsters outside howled with excitement one by one. Although the demon king liked to bully them and fight with them in the past, he also liked to search their collections However, at least he felt safe when he was there. During the time when the Demon King was not around, they had to spend more time practicing than before, for fear that they would be caught or killed by humans outside if they were not careful.

When Tang Chi was seated, the demonic beasts spoke out one after another, expressing their yearning for Tang Chi and their uneasiness during this period. Now the mainland is becoming more and more unsafe. Devil's Forest, but the monsters in the forest did not kill them without authorization, but drove them to the outskirts of the Devil's Forest. Just picking wild fruits and killing a rabbit was enough for them to survive.

"Wang, are you okay recently? Why did you leave suddenly?" Some monsters still couldn't help their curiosity and asked boldly. If Tang Chi had been there from the beginning, they would be more at ease.

"I made a deal with someone to complete an agreement, but you," Tang Chi narrowed his eyes, "it's very easy during my absence, everyone has gained a lot of weight, and you can all be slaughtered have eaten."

All the monsters rolled up their chubby bodies one by one, lowered their heads and closed their eyes, pretending not to hear, after all, they don't need to be beaten every day, and it's understandable to gain weight.

"Okay," Tang Chi also frightened this group of unprogressive guys, and let them go lightly when he saw that they were cowardly, "Do you know what's going on outside? Where is the God of Darkness now?"

All the monsters shook their heads, and a colorful parrot standing on a tree flew in front of Tang Chi and said, "My lord, we don't know, but the group of humans outside do know, we can ask them."

"lead the way."

After receiving Tang Chi's permission, the colorful parrot flew in front of Tang Chi to lead the way, and a group of monsters silently followed behind Tang Chi. The nine-headed dragon looked at its huge body and laughed heartily. The son will definitely be chased back by the devil. If I have this time, I might as well please the queen. The competition in the workplace can be regarded as being played by the nine-headed dragon.

The subsequent development was exactly as the nine-headed dragon thought. Tang Chi saw the monsters who were not lower than the ninth rank following behind him, and thought that what would appear in front of people later would not be a surprise, but a fright. In this way, I couldn't ask anything, so I drove them all back.

The people living in the Devil's Forest lived on the edge of the Devil's Forest, and built temporary shelters with wood. There were two burlap clothes drying on the drying rack made of three logs, which still looked like the same thing.

There are no dangerous species on the outskirts of the Devil Forest. The most poisonous ones are just one or two passing snakes, which normal humans can handle. Tang Chi saw the old man walking out of the wooden house with his face engraved with years, and caught the parrot. Put it on my shoulder, and took the initiative to ask, "Hi old man, I am a junior magician, and I have been practicing in the forest before. How many years are you in the mainland?"

The old man was wearing a tattered sackcloth and stepped on straw sandals woven with velvet grass. His eyes were sad and he said in a hoarse voice: "It's the 127th year of Tianchen. How long have you been in, young man? The past few years have been uneven. Be careful when you go out."

When he left, it was still 122 years of Tianchen. It seems that five years have indeed passed. The time trend between the two time and space is different, Tang Chi thought.

Tang Chi nodded, pretending to ask casually, "I have practiced here for five years. By the way, isn't this the outskirts of the Devil's Forest? I remember that the Devil's Forest has always been a restricted area. Why do you live here, old man?"

"Alas" the old man sighed, and continued: "There is no way, the believers of the God of Light and the God of Darkness have been fighting outside, how can we ordinary people withstand the constant war, as long as there is a way to survive, we will not come here , but it’s good to come here, I heard that some time ago, the Dark God was scared away by the monsters here, so we don’t go in, and there is no danger just outside.”

"God of Darkness?" Tang Chi was confused, "Don't we only have God of Light?"

"My lord, it's normal if you don't know. The God of Darkness awakened four years ago. I heard that the God of Light's brutal war behavior offended the God Realm. That's why the God of Darkness woke up and came to the world to fight against the God of Light. The God of Darkness was really good at the beginning. Yes, everyone can eat and clothe themselves again. After the God of Darkness and the God of Light met two years ago, the God of Darkness also became cruel. He asked our strong men in every household to build the city walls and seize the territory of the God of Light. Everyone has been fighting, my three sons are dead, and I won't live long, so I want to come to the Devil's Forest to try my luck."

Tang Chi was very angry in his heart, the prince must have said something again, that's why Peter became like this, the rules can no longer restrict him when he comes back this time, this time he wants the blond boy to die!

"Do you know where the God of Darkness lives?" Tang Chi asked again.

The old man looked at Tang Chi disapprovingly, and said in a tactful tone, "My lord, I know you want to save everyone, but the dignity of a god cannot be provoked at will."

Tang Chi was a little amused, and explained, "Old man, you misunderstood. I'm just curious, and I won't take the initiative to seek death."

Now that this is the point, the two are just strangers to each other, and the old man stopped admonishing him, saying: "I heard that the God of Darkness has always lived in the Dark Abyss, where he is invincible."

In the end, he couldn't hold back his words, "My lord, you must take care." At his age, even being a magician is no big deal.

Tang Chi nodded, and his spiritual power condensed into a round crystal block the size of a finger belly and handed it to the old man, saying, "Thank you, this crystal is for you, it can protect your safety."

"Thank you, my lord," he understood. The old man knelt down and saluted excitedly. He had heard of this before. He heard that magicians would wear spars with special abilities to protect themselves. It is also very normal.

Tang Chi pinched the parrot's little red claw on his shoulder again, turned around and walked into the Devil's Forest, seeing the old man was surprised again.

"Go back, everyone will be fine, I will go to the God of Darkness with Shier, you should pay attention to safety during this time, I will leave you communication equipment, if someone comes to commit a crime, I will put a device above the sixth level The magic crystal to the center of the magic circle, then you can summon me back," Tang Chi said to the parrot as he walked, and the parrot on his shoulder responded with a "beep".

While walking, Tang Chi made arrangements for all possible situations that might arise after he left. Hearing the sound of "beep" in his ears, he was really upset. He raised his hand and threw the parrot on the ground. Time has made you forget my past style, how long do you want to stay on my shoulders?"

The parrot that was lying on the ground pretending to be dead quickly stood up, its body grew bigger and moved to Tang Chi's side, its tender beak rubbed against Tang Chi's leg affectionately, beckoning him to give him a chance.

Tang Chi snorted coldly, sat on the parrot's back, and said, "Go directly to my residence."

"Hey," the eighth-order parrot responded aggrievedly, flapping its wings and flying away.

The sitting feeling of the parrot is much more comfortable than that of the nine-headed dragon. The disadvantage is that it is not as fast as the nine-headed dragon, and this guy always likes to be lazy, and he doesn't learn a lesson every time.

"What else do you want to know, Empress? I'm sure I'll tell you everything," Nine-headed Dragon's exaggerated flattery could be heard from far away, and the eyes of the colorful parrot changed. There is another object to please, hey, it also wants to please. Thinking about it this way, the speed of the parrot is much faster.

When Tang Chi and the parrot arrived, they saw the nine-headed dragon lying limply on the ground, with each head sticking into a large wine jar to drink happily.

The little black dot that is almost invisible next to it is the so-called queen, right?The parrot approached Fuheshier with small steps, and chirped, "Huh, Queen, I also know a lot. If you ask me, that nine-headed dragon doesn't have a single word of truth in his mouth."

"Fart, my great nine-headed dragon has never had a history of lying," the third head of the nine-headed dragon lifted up from the wine jar and said swayingly, "I never lie."

"Heh, when the Lord Demon King was away, you still told us that there was no dragon in your nine-headed dragon's history as someone else's mount. You are a liar, so you can't be trusted at all."

Tang Chi sniffed the smell of wine in the air, but luckily it wasn't the bottles he had kept in his collection. This smell should be the wine bought in Kuroro's world, but I have seen Shi Er drink it for so long, and I don't know about it How did the guy think of buying wine this time.

Seeing the two beasts quarreling, Fuheshier took out another jar and put it in front of the parrot, and said in a coaxing tone, "Then tell me what you know."

Just say it, he doesn't have any secrets, and Tang Chi didn't stop him when he saw this, he took out a formation disk from the space, and took out a bunch of magic crystals, and stored spiritual power according to the lines on the formation disk. The white light on the top stopped, activated the array plate and embedded it into the ground, and then arranged the magic crystals according to their colors. Finally, the crimson ninth-order magic crystal was placed in the center of the array, and the array was basically completed.

On the other side, the nine-headed dragon got two jars of wine and the colorful parrot was completely blown out, its feathers were fluffy, and its two paws jumped on the ground anxiously, "I still know the secret of the Lord Demon King, what do you know, you stinky dragon!"

"What secret? I want to know too?"

A cool voice came from one side, which changed the size of the parrot but did not make the brain bigger because the parrot was still a little unconscious after drinking alcohol. It turned its head and pretended not to see Tang Chi, and the parrot said, "Yes, what is the secret? ?”

The author has something to say: I have also made up the previous one thousand and five, I love you guys~

Don't be instigated by my best friend, isn't that guy taking the teaching qualification exam at the end of October, and then that guy didn't want to review for the last half day before the exam, so I told her to stick to it that afternoon, my manuscript fee for this month (that is, October) is Give it all to her, she is just working hard for her own little money, hum!

Well, I confess, I'm just afraid of Gagen!Cried!

感谢在2021-10-3111:43:12~2021-10-3123:50:00期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 shadow;

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 50 bottles of Little Fairy; 14 bottles of King; 5 bottles of Nana and You; 3 bottles of Jinhua;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!