Owning a cat is worse than running a zoo

Gojo Satoru felt that he had met two interesting people in his life, one was beside him and the other was beside other men!

One is Xia Youjie and the other is Tang Chi.

Xia Youjie is a very funny guy, he likes to cover up everything with a smile, observes everyone secretly, and finally indulges in the incomparable charm of this uncle.

Tang Chi is a bit more boring than Jie, but he was still drawn to my camp by my uncle. Although his boyfriend is a super annoying scum, his son is sweet and can cook a lot of delicious food For the sake of dessert, this uncle reluctantly accepts his existence.

Gojo Satoru could have expected Tang Chi and Fu Heisher to be together. After all, that guy was so obvious, and Tang Chi didn't seem to hate him, so he just wanted to be together?

The absolute Wujo thinking is correct.

When the two of them were really together, Gojo Satoru wasn't surprised at all, instead he hugged Xia Youjie and muttered, "Damn it! Jie, we have to work hard! We must not lose to them."

Xia Youjie froze for a moment, and rarely called Wutiaowu by his full name, "Wutiaowu, what are you talking about?"

Gojo Satoru waved his hand indifferently, and put his right hand on Xia Youjie's shoulder very naturally, with an innocent face, "Does Jie have someone else in his heart? But I never thought of anyone other than you."

Xia Youjie was defeated by Gojo Wu's straight ball, he raised his hand to cover his face, Wujo Wu refused to let go of Xia Youjie's hand, put his perfect face in front of Xia Youjie's eyes, and said: "Jie, you also have feelings for me Ah, you've been sleeping with me for days."

"It's because you want me to play games with you too late and sleep with me under the quilt, don't make it so ambiguous," Xia Youjie said helplessly.

"Am I not telling the truth?" Gojo Wu innocently pushed Xia Youjie's closed eyes open with his hands, "Jie, you haven't given me an answer, shall we be together?"

In fact, Xia Youjie knew that such a day would come. After all, there is still a tacit understanding between close friends, but this guy's straight ball is still a bit overwhelming. .”

Gojo Satoru clenched his fist and waved his arms excitedly, cheering, "Yeah!"

Then he couldn't wait to tell Tang Chi and Fu Heisher the good news, and then Fu Heisher said disdainfully, "Minors can't experience the happiness of adults, so save yourself."

Although he doesn't know what the happiness of an adult is, why is Gojo Satoru like an ordinary adult?He wants it!

Xia Youjie, who knew what Fu Heisher meant, had a headache, don't be fooled casually!

Xia Youjie wanted to fool Wutiao Wu, but was exposed by Jia Ruzizi. Since then, Xia Youjie has lived a life of 007 working overtime at night in Panxingjiao and not going home.

When Xia Youjie became an adult, he would take the initiative to devour people without Wujo Wu's entanglement, but when Wujo Wu happily said "Jie, this feeling is not bad, I think I want it every day", Xia Youjie Jie suddenly felt as if he had done something terribly stupid.

Those years when Fu Heisher was a teacher

After joining the job, Fu Heisher, who enjoys the treatment of the principal's husband, clocks in and clocks out on time every day with his salary, and then sneaks away halfway. As for suing, heh, there is someone behind him!

During this time, the boy from the Wutiao family brought a timid boy to pick up children at home every day, which made Fu Heisher more and more dissatisfied, and even wanted to trick Tang Chi into staying in the college dormitory for a while.

Fortunately, although Hui is not easy to deceive, but she is more considerate in entertaining the child named Yigu. Before Fu Heisher was happy for two days, he discovered that Tang Chi was more interested in Yigu Yuta than in himself.

Tang Chi looked at the curse spirit under Yi Gu's feet. There was a sleeping girl in the heart of the terrifying curse spirit, and there was bright red blood on the ankle.

Fu Heisher was dissatisfied, and said in a strange manner, "Principal Tang is really busy with everything. I was tamed by you to cook for ten years and take care of these little bastards for you every day. Now I don't want to talk to me. The next step is to find A person who is better at acting like a baby than me and is more sensible than me, dumping me?"

Gojo Satoru was the first to raise his hand, "Teacher, Jie and I can."

Fu Heisher threw a dogbone biscuit to Wutiaowu, and said with a dark face, "You can use a hammer, and you're the one who makes trouble every day."

Hui glanced at the bewildered Yi Gu, and explained to him awkwardly, "I'm sorry, the main reason is that the two of them agreed to take a wedding photo today, so that guy Shier looks a little irritable, and it has nothing to do with you."

Fu Heisher didn't care that the child was his student, now whoever disturbs him to take wedding photos is the enemy, he pulled Tang Chi's hand vigorously, and said displeasedly, "Whoever brings trouble will be solved, and occasionally let that White-haired bastard, exercise yourself."

Tang Chi was helpless, looking softly at the man he had spent with him for more than ten years, and clasped his fingers back, "Let's go, take a picture."

At the beginning, Hui accompanied the two people to take wedding photos and was quite happy for each other, but after a long time, he felt that this guy Fu Heisher put his nose on his face. Whoever takes wedding photos every year is not sick!Except Gojo Satoru!

For this, Fu Heisher was not ashamed but proud, and said proudly: "There is no way, your father is not a romantic person, for the long-term marriage, your father and I have paid too much."

Fu Heihui originally wanted to follow Tang Chi's idea from elementary school all the way to the University of Tokyo, and to be an ordinary person with a normal life, but Xia Youjie was so capable, he directly connected with the government and became a conjurer. Multiple insurances are also included in the establishment.

Fu Heihui thought again and again, but chose to be a magician, just like the blond boy said "my lover is this country", Fu Heihui also hopes that the country will get better and better.

The spar that Tang Chi asked them to perform the mission to put on the designated point before, became a beaming formation covering the entire island country when the last piece fell, which can accurately capture the traces of the magic spirit. As long as the magic spirit is under this formation, it will The magic power on the body will be absorbed by this formation, so the casualty rate of the conjurers who received the task will be greatly reduced.

The curse spirits who have been hiding and weakening all the time expressed that they did not understand but they had no choice but to join forces to kill Gojo Satoru. A man with sutures on his forehead was still persuading them to be patient, because it never underestimated Gojo Satoru. Seeing the real strength, a hoarse voice from a volcano head remembered, "You'd better come up with a solution as soon as possible."

Nanako and Mimiko have studied with Xia Youjie from the very beginning and will definitely take over Panxingjiao after that. The three siblings love human life, and like to take pictures in their spare time. , Every day is a different girl, Xue Tu has not yet reached that age, in addition to walking around the streets to eat or eat every day, she also opened a food and broadcast account, with more than 100 million fans.

The number of college students has exploded in recent years, and the number has finally surpassed by one hand. That is, the two sisters of the Chanyuan family often quarrel and quarrel, and then reconcile inexplicably.

Because of Gojo Satoru's casual treatment of super-level cursed objects, the originally ordinary life has become turbulent again.Tang Chi was a little unbelievable that a sports boy who looked very extraordinary had nothing to do with his fingers after eating two-faced Su Nuo.

Gojo Wu and Tang Chi intercepted the high-level obliteration notice. Tang Chi questioned Wujo Wu with a cold face. That's why I accidentally brought Hui into it."

"What have you been up to lately?" Tang Chi didn't understand. Xia Youjie was behind this guy. Xia Youjie had done what the Patriarch of the Wutiao family should do, and he had to find time to buy limited edition cakes for him. What's the matter?

Gojo Satoru suddenly took out his mobile phone and threw it in front of Tang Chi, "Recently, I launched an activity on who is the most popular person in Panxingjiao. Teacher, do you want to vote for me?"

"You don't have no votes, do you?" Tang Chi had reasonable doubts.

"How is it possible? I won't be hated by others," Wujo Wu was confident. He showed Tang Chi the number of votes he was far ahead of.

Huzhang Youren is a very innocent child. The specific manifestation is that Tang Chi has not yet extracted the soul of the two-faced Su Nuo from his body. He was tricked by the two-faced Su Nuo into signing a contract. .

Fu Heisher didn't care about this, "Don't worry, even if the King of the Millennium Curse comes out, so what, just beat him to death."

All right, let's wait and see what happens, Tang Chi doesn't worry anymore, a room full of demigods is enough to be the king of the millennium curse.

On the first day Kizaki Yamei came to the big city to go to school, she came to a large apartment, and it was too dangerous to live with so many men.

Don't worry about seeing them for the first time. The yellow hair and the black hair look like a pair. The white hair and the ball head squint are a pair. The long-haired handsome man and the muscular man are a pair. This room Isn't there a normal couple here?Could it be that the end point of a conjurer is a change in sexual orientation?

Fu Heihui had black lines on his face, "Hey, don't think about such messy things."

Otoko Yuta welcomed a ten-year-old girl with a smile, Nagasaki Ye Qianwei was even more surprised, "Are there still child brides-in-law in big cities?"

Fu Heihui explained with a stinky face, "That's a senior in the second grade. The girl in his arms is his fiancée. Lixiang is a curse spirit, but generally it doesn't hurt people."

When Fu Heihui finished talking about the love story between Yigu Yuta and Lixiang, the briar, which claims to be a little green among the flowers, was instantly moved by their love story, and took out a few photos with her mobile phone, saying that she had witnessed a period of loyalty. Undying love.

Fu Heisher gave a lesson to the new first-year students, took them to the pachinko shop, exchanged a basket of steel balls at the counter and handed them to Fu Heihui, saying: "Your task It's very simple, just earn three times as much, otherwise the rewards for your missions will be credited to my card."

Nagasaki Wild Rose was instantly angry, "What kind of rubbish teacher is this? Is he partnering with this black shop to cheat us of money?"

Fu Heihui also protested, "Why did you bring a minor to this party?"

Former pachinko shop clerk and pachinko shop overlord Yujin Hiroto put his hands together and said with a smile, "It's actually not difficult. Hui's father won't cheat us."

Ye Qiangwei looked at Fu Hei Hui, and immediately realized, "Hui, you look exactly like that trash teacher, but the eyes are different. How did he become a teacher?"

"It is said that he was appointed to sleep with the principal," Yuzu Yuhito whispered to Wild Qiangwei as if no one was watching.

Fu Heihui had black lines on his face, "Hey, I'm still here."

Ye Qiangwei patted Fu Heihui's arm, with a nonchalant expression, "It's okay, now we are grasshoppers on a rope."

Satisfied, Fu Heisher took the steel balls earned by the three children in exchange for a large sum of money and stuffed them into his pocket at night. He pointed at the three children with the back of the knife, "This is the end of today's teaching. If someone complains... ...."

Green eyes swept over the three people with a sense of oppression, and Wild Rose asked without panic, "What will happen if you file a complaint?"

Fu Heisher shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and said with an evil smile: "Then I will give you a few more gymnastics lessons. After all, you also know that my teacher has no magic power and can only teach you the most basic physical arts."

"This is a threat, this is a threat," Wild Rose was furious and unable to move, Youren and Hui held Wild Rose's arm and couldn't stop comforting, "Forget it."

"I must report this scumbag!" Wild Rose's roar resounded throughout the pachinko shop.

After Maki and the others found out, they said it was normal, "Although that guy is indeed very capable, but that guy is indeed a teacher who has someone behind him."

The dog curly spine also nodded, "Salmon roe."

Afterwards, Tang Chi learned that Fu Heisher held him down and ate a meal of meat to show that he realized his mistake, and Tang Chi was fed Bian Beast Pills for a week.

Two-Faced Su Nuo Entering the Family

The thousand-year-old curse saw Fu Heihui at first sight and thought the little guy was cute. He followed Knotweed Yuren back to their villa and knew that Fu Heihui had so many powerful elders behind him, so he liked it even more.

He often appears in various parts of the body of the knotweed Yuren, saying some ambiguous words, such as now.

Yu Zhang You Ren ate the grilled beef tongue that Fu Heisher and Tang Chi brought back from their trip, full of praise.

Fu Heihui, who had eaten a lot of delicacies, also nodded in agreement, "It's really delicious."

At this time, the right face of the knotweed Youren was facing Fu Heihui and said: "What is this, one of my subordinates cooks human meat very delicious, the taste is hundreds of times better than this."

Kunzhang Youren slapped himself on the right side of the face, and hurriedly explained, "I don't know why he appeared."

Fu Heisher looked at the right time and slapped Youren's left cheek hard when his mouth appeared on the left side of his face, "You better shut up, old man."

He has been upset for a long time seeing this old monster hiding in the body of the pink-haired kid these days, coveting his son every day, it's like a toad / toad / toad wants to eat swan meat!But Hui and Tang Chi still protect this pink hair.

There were a few finger prints on the left face of Katsuobu Yourohito, rubbed his face, frowned and praised, "Teacher's hands are so strong."

Wild Qiangwei stood up and patted the table, saying, "Why are you hitting the knotweed stick? Even if there are two-faced Su Nuo inside, don't use so much force."

"That's right." Another mouth popped out of the right cheek of the knotweed Youren, "this little girl is pretty good."

Nagasaki Ye Qiangwei couldn't hold back a slap and slapped her. Yuhito touched his face in pain and said, "Nagizaki, the slap hurts too much."

Two-faced Su Nuo's mouth popped out from the forehead of Polygonum cuspidatum Youren, "You..."

Fu Heihui couldn't bear it anymore and punched Youren on the forehead, gritted his teeth, "Shut up."

This time Knotabagi Yuhito completely fainted.

Two-faced Su Nuo was able to fully use the body of Yu Zhang Yuren now, stood up and spit out the remaining beef tongue in the mouth of the knotweed stick, then picked up another piece of beef tongue on the plate and chewed carefully, "Fu Heihui The taste is really good.”

After speaking, he quickly blocked Fu Heisher's palm with one hand, and said to Fu Heihui with a little intimacy: "I agree with what you said about the other half, don't you?"

Fu Heihui: "???" Which do you agree with?

When Nagasaki's fist came down, the two-faced Su Nuo returned to the body of the knotweed Yuuhito, and Yuren, who woke up, rubbed his head and cried out for pain.

Fu Heisher said with a dark face: "Sooner or later, I will kill this old guy."

Tang Chi, who had detected spatial fluctuations and brought Peterlie back, saw the swollen Knotweed Yuren as soon as he returned home, and asked in surprise, "What's wrong?"

Sitting firmly in Tang Chi's arms, Peterlie saw Fu Heisher greeted with a smile, "Master, I'm Peterlie."

Fu Heisher looked at Peterlie, who had turned back into black eyes, and took Peterlie from Tang Chi's arms, saying, "Still so thin."

Fu Heihui looked surprised, "You are Petel?"

Peterlie looked at Hui, who was exactly the same as Fuheshier, and nodded with a smile, "Yes, I am Peterlie, did the teacher tell you about me?"

Looking at the five-headed child, Fu Heihui took a deep breath, hugged Peterlie into his arms from Fu Heisher's awkward holding position, and said, "Hello, my name is Fu Heihui, I am Father Tang's son."

Two-faced Su Nuo emerged from the swollen cheeks of Polygonum cuspidatum Yuren again, and said, "This person's soul is at least a few hundred years old. You are still too young, boy, don't be fooled."

Hu Zhang Youren slapped himself again, Tang Chi couldn't help but twitch his mouth when he saw it.

Peterlie glanced at Youren Knotabagi, then at Fu Heihui and said, "You are the guardian, you can lock him in."

As soon as he said this, Fu Heisher became interested, pulled everyone to sit down, put Peter in the middle of the blanket, handed him a piece of honey osmanthus cake and said, "Tell me in detail."

Peterlie, as a god, is still a god related to darkness. He couldn't be more sensitive to the excess dark soul in Knotabagi Yujin's body. He pursed his lips and said, "Hui is the gatekeeper of the shadow world. He can determine the creatures in the shadow world. Tongxing, that soul has power no less than that of a god, and when Hui is strong enough or he is willing, he can become Hui's contractor."

"Ten kinds of shadow spells," Gojo Satoru snapped his fingers, and said, "Huike is really a girl at heart, and she likes to summon some cute and cute little guys." Frogs with wings and pink-skinned elephants are only as good as Tang Chi's. Beast Pill is slightly inferior.

Thinking of the golden python that Jianren Qihai had turned into, Wujo Wu glanced at Tang Chi with regret, because last time he fed all the people in the villa with Bian Beast Pills and Tang Chi confiscated all the small balls, which made him even more resentful.

cute?Nagasaki Wild Rose felt creepy when she thought of the way the two-faced Su Nuo appeared every time.

Not long after, an active volcanic clepsydra that was about to explode due to the inexplicable disappearance of the spell power attacked Gojo Satoru and was unfortunately arrested. Gojo Satoru put the head of the clepsydra on the table and poured water to extract a confession, "What other accomplices do you have? Your purpose What is it?"

The clattering clepsydra would naturally not be able to answer, Wutiaowu turned his eyes and pulled the knotweed Youren and Fu Hei Hui to the table, and said to Fu Hei Hui: "Hui, let the two-faced Su Nuo press you."

Fu Heihui had black lines on his face, but he had to get used to Gojo Satoru, and asked Tiboni Yuhito, "Can you let him out?"

Knotabagi Yuhito closed his eyes and said, "I'll try."

Two-faced Su Nuo couldn't wait to come out and said to Fu Heihui: "I'm not with them. I don't like guys of this level at all."

"What are you doing, double-faced Nuo?" the head of the clepsydra shouted, and was crushed by the heartfelt double-faced Nuo.

Watching Hana Yuma, who wanted to save his little friend, and hurried back to report, the blood was smeared in the yard and found the smell of a special magic spirit, so he quickly summoned his brother to digitize, and the bulging and bad phases quietly followed behind Hua Yu, Xue Tu ran back to tell everyone about the situation, especially stating that he had discovered it.

Lu Xiang, who followed Huayu into a certain sewer, saw a man with sutures on his forehead, and his mood fluctuated greatly. This man is a person he has engraved in his heart since birth until now, and it is this breath, this feeling .

"The clepsydra was killed by Liangmiansu Nuo, what should I do?" Hua Yu asked.

Tang Chi felt the position of the bulging hand rope, pulled a large group of people around him, and teleported over. Seeing a few special-level people seemed to see the upcoming meritorious deeds, one by one, he found one at random and started a group fight, Peter Seeing the suture man, Lie frowned and waved a red sword light, frowning and said: "There is an ominous aura about him."

Seeing the head fell, Peter went over to pick it up, but was attacked by something in the head that split open suddenly, Peter only had time to erect a barrier in front of his face, Tang Chi quickly took the brain-shaped thing in his hand Put it in the spirit-forbidden bottle, the same as the bottle that filled the bloated brothers.

"So this is the big boss behind the scenes?" Tang Chi pointed at the brain-shaped spell in the bottle with a surprised expression, "I really can't see that you still have such a dream to turn everyone into a magician, but this Jay seems to be able to do it, right?"

Xia Youjie nodded, released a beautiful but full of sutures, and said: "The real man I subdued a few years ago, he was born from the endless negative emotions and fear of human beings, according to the theory It is possible to change the human soul into a magician, but I don't think it is necessary now, and I will slowly build the world I want."

Lu Xiang's face was gloomy, and he said, "Can I handle this thing?"

Tang Chi applied triple tracking and six strength seals on Naohua, and then handed it to Xiang Xiang, saying, "Don't kill him for now," and added after a short while, "It's okay to kill."

At this time, a boy with hair covering his eyes came in behind Um Ge Ji, and said, "The wild magician I found today was violently raped by a group of peers in school. It's really too weak."

Yuzu Yujin raised his eyes curiously, and greeted with a smile, "Hi, this is Yuzu Yujin, what's your name?"

The timid boy raised his head slowly and said in a low voice, "My name is Yoshino Junpei."

Not long after, Luxiang came out and hugged Yuzu Yuzhang, chanting "brother" all the time.

Everyone was collectively shocked, and a group of people sat on the sofa and started listening to the story again, which meant that the nine brothers were just incomplete experimental products, and the mother of Knotweed Yujin was the woman who died back then.Brainstorm, that is, Lisuo gave her a short period of freedom. She became pregnant not long after she got together with Yuzu Yuren's father. At this time, Lisuo happened to be short of body, so she took her body and carried out experiments on her. And the most perfect fruit - Knotweed Yuren was born.

"Hey? Is it like this?" Yuzhang Yuren rubbed the back of his head and smirked, Peterlie turned his head and asked Tang Chi in a low voice with a complicated face, "Teacher, was I so stupid in your eyes back then?"

Tang Chi retorted, "Nonsense, you are so innocent."

Sure enough, hundreds of layers of filters were used to look at people.

Right now, the largest gang of curse spirits has been caught all at once, and several children have graduated smoothly after that, although there is a white-haired girl who is about the same age as Nanako Mimiko who has been following by Knotaba Yuhito's side and said that she wants to protect the best in the world. Master Su Nuo, who was beaten several times by everyone, still persevered, was caught by Shi Er and locked up in a high school as a sparring teacher.

Two-faced Su Nuo originally wanted to subtly deceive Fu Heihui into his hand, but the people around Hui were more sober-minded than the next, and now the saints who walked out all over the street opened their mouths and shut up, saying "Master Tianyuan bless you", the real name of the king of curses Pooh, the brainwashing of this fox, Xia Youjie, has really swept up the entire island nation.

Join if you can't beat him. The more you understand this little guy, Fu Heihui, the more you can see the brilliance of humanity in him.

One day, the two-faced Su Nuo took the initiative to occupy the body of Huzhang Youren, and said to Fu Heihui with a smile: "Fu Heihui, tame me, and I will be under your control from now on."

The "Ten Kinds of Shadow Spells" were used very well. Fu Heihui, who had a trace of the attribute of a conjurer's crazy criticism, was subdued and succeeded, but the old man with two faces was not under his command at all. Come out whenever you want?

Brother Fuhei is very irritable, and Fuheisher is even more irritable. Every day he guards Fu Heihui's bed with a knife, "You let that dog come out, I will kill him!"

Fu Heihui didn't want to talk to anyone, he just wanted to be quiet, while Su Nuo lay on Fu Heihui's bed and laughed.

The author has something to say: Pregnancy Stone

One day Wutiao Wutiao found two strangely shaped stones when he was looking through the Tangchi warehouse. Wu also felt that being able to enter Tangchi's collection must have some effect that they didn't know.

Later, Wujou's stomach began to soften. Xia Youjie squeezed Wujou's soft stomach and said, "Wu, have you eaten too much dessert recently? Your abdominal muscles are gone."

Wutiaowu looked in disbelief, and then turned out the skirt that I was wearing, put it on and said to Xia Youjie, "What are you talking about? I don't understand you, I'm Wujo Yuko."

As soon as Igami looked up, I saw a shameless guy wearing her own skirt. I couldn't bear it and the scalpel flew out, but was blocked by No Lower Limit. Gojo Satoru got incredible information on his pulse, what happened to Gojo Satoru seems to be understandable, right?

Understand shit!Jia Ruozi felt that he could not understand.How can a man be pregnant! ! !

I've almost finished explaining everything that needs to be explained, thank you for your support all the way, I love you all!Pregnancy stone is a bit of a spoof, some people may like it and some may not, so I put it in the story~

It is you who gave me the motivation to persevere, and also allowed me to express my mood in the restless life. We will see you in the next book!