look away

6.

In the end, the two of them couldn't solve the smell of excrement in the latrine.

During this period, Liangyuan went up and down the stairs back and forth to get bedding and daily necessities from the dormitory manager, completely occupying the position of bed No. 4 without doing anything.

When making the bed, he heard the tall one say to the short one: "I can only make do with it, and buy some freshener in the afternoon."

The short one nodded: "It's much better than before."

"The freshener is useless." Liang Yuan thought to fart, it's much better, you're used to it.

"Hurry up and ask someone to come up and fix it. It's probably a floor drain problem."

"How do you know it's useless?" Probably because his tone of voice was not very polite, the taller one's brows frowned even deeper.

Although the height difference between the two is half a head, Liang Yuan is not afraid of quarreling: "Nonsense! If you pour instant noodle soup into the dung water, will the dung water become fragrant?"

"The two of us have been cleaning for a long time, and you made sarcastic remarks when you first came here, why don't you find someone to fix it yourself?"

"Okay, I'll go find someone... Let me go." Liang Yuan just finished packing the bed, walked to the door with his empty bag on his back, and pushed Gao Zi provocatively.

"……you!"

Gao Zi was furious, but the short man stopped him: "Forget it, forget it, we are all classmates."

Liang Yuan slammed the door, leaving the conversation between the two behind. For him, solving the problem of the stinky urinal at this moment is far more important than the relationship between roommates.

7.

Knocking on the management room, the dormitory aunt greeted her with a smile: "Xiao Liang from 503, how is the room? Is there anything missing?"

"No shortage."

"If you are in a hurry, there are spares here."

"There is no shortage, everything is packed..."

Auntie saw that Liangyuan was white and clean with a pigtail, he looked similar to her incompetent stupid son who had been chasing after half a year and failed to catch up with the classmate in the top class next door who was issued a good person card, she liked it for a while, and pulled He asked things and chatted non-stop.

Liang Yuan took advantage of the situation and told her that the floor drain in the bathroom was broken, and the stench was coming back up, making it impossible to walk in.

Auntie said with some embarrassment that today is the registration day for freshmen, and it is not convenient to find someone to come to the door, but she can borrow the toilet plug in the toilet of his management room first.

Liang Yuan thought to himself that a toilet bolt can solve the problem, do I still need to report for repair?So he decisively rejected the other party's kindness.

The aunt took out another register from the drawer: "Let me help you register, and I can call someone to fix it as early as next Tuesday."

"Row."

Liang Yuan watched as she turned the brochure to the "fifth floor". There were four people's names written in the column 503, and the other three people ticked off with a green highlighter, only Jinyu was yellow.

"What does this mean?" Liang Yuan pointed at the fluorescent marker.

"The ones that are ticked are those who have already moved in, and the ones that are not ticked are those who have not yet come."

"What's the difference between yellow and green?"

"Yellow is not allowed." The auntie tapped Jin Yu's name with a pen, "Are you asking this person? He called this morning and said that he rented a house and couldn't live in a dormitory."

8.

Liangyuan used the meal coupon he had just received to go to the cafeteria for a meal, and when he returned to 503, he found that something was wrong.

Pushing open the toilet door, sure enough, there was an air freshener on the floor, which still smelled like "sweet peach".

——Damn it, do these little bastards have any common sense?

——Forcibly adding ingredients before the root of the odor is resolved, what is the difference between spraying perfume on the body without taking a shower!

Liang Yuan thought that the situation was so serious that changing the bed alone could not solve it, so he immediately decided to go out and hide for a while, and come back next week when the floor drain is repaired.

He took out his mobile phone and sent a message to the group of brothers: "It's over, come out at 7 o'clock, okay?"

Second child: "So fast!"

The third child: "Where is it at 7 o'clock? The old place?"

Fourth child: "Brother Liang, take us to the school?"

Second child: "Go to the grove?"

Liang Yuan: "You don't need to ride a scooter for shopping, it will be regarded as a food delivery."

Fifth child: "My brother just introduced me to a delivery job."

The fourth child: "Really? Then can you deliver meals to Brother Liang in the future?"

Liang Yuan: "No need."

Fifth child: "Brother Liang, call me when you and your sister-in-law are hungry or thirsty in the woods, and I'll bring you something to eat."

Fourth child: "You can also give me a condom."

Liang Yuan: "Wait until your sister-in-law shows up."

9.

At 7:00 p.m., Liang Yuan and a group of brothers are having skewers at Lao Qi's barbecue shop.

Lao Qi is 16 years old this year. He dropped out of high school when he first started high school. He used to wander around the streets with Liang Yuan all day long. Years ago, his cousin followed her brother-in-law to open a barbecue restaurant in Xiacheng Town, so she went to the store to help with the cashier.

Liang Yuan often takes people to visit him because of the discount.

Six or seven people gathered around the table, drinking beer and listening to Liang Yuan's anecdotes about the university.

Liang Yuan’s new clothes that were sprayed with perfume smelled of cumin now. The second child knew that his elder brother liked to be clean, so he asked the seventh child to come over and turn up the exhaust machine. Liang Yuan waved his hand to say no, thinking that the smell of cumin was comparable to shit It smells better.

Lao Qi came over with a pot of roasted pork belly, and asked Liang Yuan what fun things to do in school.He wanted to sit down and chat with everyone, but unfortunately there were other guests to serve, and he was caught by his brother-in-law for being lazy and would be scolded.

Liang Yuan poked a chicken popcorn for him: "It's nothing fun, just met two roommates, one is as thin as a monkey, and the other has a bad temper."

"Who else dares to lose their temper with brother Liang?"

"If you don't look up and see you when you look down, there will be plenty of opportunities to deal with him in the future."

As soon as the words fell, Liang Yuan thought something was wrong, I don't want to go back to live in the dormitory that stinks like that.

Third child: "Brother Liang, how many people live in a dormitory?"

Liang Yuan: "Four."

The third child: "The conditions are good! I went to work in other places before, and the boss gave me a dormitory for eight people."

The second child: "Are you comparing with Renmin University students?"

Liang Yuan: "I'm planning to go home and live. The toilet in the dormitory smells like feces, and those two idiots are adding food to it..."

Halfway through the talk, the phone rang suddenly, and when I picked it up, the other party claimed to be the counselor of the 21st grade Chinese class B.

Liang Yuan has just completed the check-in process, and the school will officially start next week. At present, he does not know anyone except the dormitory auntie and the two people in the dormitory.

The counselor should be the person who will take care of him in the future, and the interests are related.

To show his respect, Liang Yuan ran outside the store to answer the phone, not wanting to be told that he missed tonight's class briefing.

10.

The freshman handbook seems to say that each school will hold an explanation meeting before the start of the semester, but Liangyuan doesn't remember that there is such a thing as a class explanation meeting.

All the materials received during the report were thrown in the dormitory, and now he has no way to check what he missed, so he had to apologize to the counselor on the phone and say that he had made a mistake in the time.

The counselor is a young female teacher with a soft and pleasant voice: "It's okay, it's nothing important, just let the students get to know each other. I've created a class group and I'll send you the QR code later. Add it."

Liang Yuan seldom apologizes to others, even if he is wrong, he is justified. It is rare for him to apologize once and the other party responds so kindly, so he can't help but feel good about himself.

Seeing the eldest brother coming back with a happy face, the younger brothers asked who called and whether the sister-in-law had appeared.

"No, no, it's the class teacher..." Liang Yuan explained while clicking on the email, and joined the class group mentioned by the counselor just now through the QR code.There were 43 people in total, and the head portraits dazzled him.

The third child was pouring wine for him and asked him obsessively whether the head teacher was a man or a woman, how old he was, and whether he was good-looking.Liang Yuan ignored him and concentrated on looking for beauties in the member list.

Looking for it, a message popped up suddenly.

——Teacher Yu: @美男人Hello, please change the business card to the format of [student number + name]~

——Beautiful man: Oh.

Liangyuan doesn't really want to change his business card, because he thinks that a handsome man should look like a handsome man, and [student number + name] looks too ordinary.

But he modified the business card as required.

At this time, the suspected counselor called "Teacher Yu" privately messaged him and sent him a QR code.

——Ms. Yu: This is the small group for each dormitory that we built at the briefing today. Please add it.

——Beautiful man: Oh.

Liang Yuan just wanted to say that he would not live in the dormitory in the future, but when he looked carefully at Teacher Yu's profile picture, he found that she was a beautiful woman, so he joined the group without saying much.

——Beautiful man: I added it, take a look.

——Teacher Yu: OK.

——Teacher Yu: No need to address me, I am a graduate student in the School of Humanities.

Liang Yuan thought to himself, hey, he's not that much older than me, just as he was about to keep playing, someone in the dormitory group @他.

—— Zhaodong: @美男男Hello, I'm Shen Zhaodong, I'll take care of you after I'm in the dormitory.

——David Li: At the briefing meeting today, there are gift packs for new students and some materials in the courtyard. I will take them for you first and put them on your desk.

Liang Yuan was stunned for a moment, wondering why these two guys suddenly became so friendly?

I clicked on their WeChat avatars and looked. The one named Shen Zhaodong should be the big guy who pissed him off at noon, and the short one Dawei Li had a better temper.

——Beautiful man: Thank you.There is nothing to come tonight.

——Zhaodong: You’re welcome (￣︶￣) The entrance ceremony the day after tomorrow is at the new stadium, don’t forget it!

——David Li: When will classmate Liang come over?The bedroom is almost ready.

——Beautiful man: I will temporarily live in my own home.

——Zhaodong: It’s good that our home is close to the school.

—Davidley: Huh?Isn't the dormitory just the two of us?

At this time, Liangyuan thought of the buddy who rented a house outside and the bed was occupied by himself.

——Beautiful man: By the way, have you seen that Jin Yu?

——Zhaodong: He... Heh!

——David Li: I came here for a while at noon and then left, and I didn't come to the briefing session at night.

——Zhaodong: It’s best not to come here forever.

--handsome man:? ? ?

—Davidley: Oh, it's okay!

——Zhaodong: @美男子I told you that this person is mentally ill. He thought the toilet was smelly and blamed us for not cleaning it, as if everyone owed him.

—Davidley: But it doesn't stink now!Don't worry, classmate Liang!

Liang Yuan frowned at first, thinking whether it was true or not, and then suddenly realized that something was not quite right.

Who is that stupid guy talking about?