Empire Warriors

"Ouba, Haji!" As a foreigner-educated Shuaibi, I feel very depressed. Why do they all call me Shenjingbing?Really uneducated.

Cough cough, let me introduce myself, I am an eminent monk who has come from Dongtu soybean, went to the moon to marry my sister Chang'e, and got married.

But before that, I will go to Daxing Country to find my family's cold paper bridal chamber wedding night ~ just thinking about it, my little heart is as cold as chicken!

But!Just when I want to apply for a visa to a neighboring country of the big country!I rub it!So what, the mung bean cake queen actually ran to attack my cold paper territory! !As the number one fan of cold paper in my family, I decided resolutely!Throw those laozi crisps to Dongtu soybeans!To relieve my pain of being burned because I can't see the cold paper!

So, on a dark and windy night, I sneaked into Suba's military tent in a black suit under the cover of night.

The queen is quite dedicated, sleeping on a pile of bamboo slips at night, and the lit candles are almost gone.

I saw my figure reflected in the tent, and silently opened my mouth and stretched out my paws! "Aww!"

"Who is so? Ah! What are you doing! Butterfly!" Seeing me approaching step by step, Queen Su Han yelled at me with her eyes wide open, clutching her chest, which was more sunken than the basin.

I'm so weak that my egg hurts, I haven't done anything yet, it's called a kidney!

So I am angry!The consequences were very serious, I threw that person on the table, put my hands on her flat chest, and slightly lowered my head, "Oh, my stomach hurts!"Aww, I'm clutching my stomach and rolling.

"you you you……"

What are you, looking at the queen of Laozi pointing at the bright red aunt Jun stuttering on the ground, I really wanted to throw a knife in the past, but my stomach hurt so much, my eyes went dark, and I passed out.When I was about to lose consciousness, I was still thinking, what is it called, I have never seen my aunt.

I don't know what happened afterwards.I only know that when I woke up, I saw the beauty of my cold paper~ I wanted to cry out excitedly, but my throat was so dry.

My cold paper is worthy of being kind, and stretched out a slender hand to pick up the water glass on the table.

I closed my eyes and waited for this beautiful moment to come, but I didn't feel the humidity from my lips for a long time. I opened my eyes and saw that my cool paper was drinking water slowly...well, it should be Cool paper is thirsty.

I struggled to spit out two words: "Water, water..."

Before I finished speaking, Shi Shiran floated over with a basin of cold paper. My cold paper is a fairy! !

"Wow!" A basin of water poured down, which made my heart feel so cold.I wiped my face, as expected of cold paper, even the way of feeding water is so special.

"Why are you here?" Liang Zhi said to me in his extremely warm voice.

"I miss you." I didn't want to blurt out.

Liang Zhi stared at me in a daze, the corners of her lips curled up in a seductive arc, "Miss me?"

"Yeah." In the eyes of Xing Xing.

"Very good." Liang Zhi stretched out his slender white fingers, and "rubbed" my face gently, lightly.

Aww, it hurts so much.As expected of cool paper, even the expression is so direct.

Emma likes me, why did I tell you earlier, why confess in such a serious way.

Liangzhi looked at me rubbing my face and smiled again: "Does it hurt?"

Aww, cool paper is caring about me! ! "It doesn't hurt." I shot in shame.

then.

"Aw, ow, ow~" The lingering sound continued to linger for three days.

I covered my flushed cheeks with one hand and looked at the cold paper in confusion.

Liang Zhi laughed again.

I silently turned my head "QAQ".

Seeing me silent, Liang Zhi seems very happy?floated away.

I hold my claws silently!When I'm dressed up, I must put the cool paper on the bed~ But what I didn't make is that the cool paper disappeared later? ?It seems that I was abducted by that princess sauce, I hate it so much that I gritted my teeth.

Cough cough, back to the topic, just when I had just made up my mind, an uninvited guest suddenly ran out - Huangfu Wushuang.

With dark eyes, he walked towards me with vain steps.The premise is to ignore the male prostitute next to him who is smiling all over his face.

"My son, my son." He suddenly rushed towards me while walking, and I silently turned my side.Of course, there was that manly man, so it was impossible for that guy to rush over, no, he was hugged by that guy.

The male's silver eyes were full of wolf light, and he said it was very dangerous at first glance.

I gently dragged my bulky quilt to the foot of the bed.By the way, I forgot to mention, this guy is my father who has attained the Tao but has not yet ascended to heaven.Well, even he himself doesn't know how many illegitimate children I am.But I made it!Not the two thousandth.I really want to be too lazy to give him a slap in the face, and not bird him.It's a pity that under the coercion of another male banker, I let out a "huh".Down with hegemony! ! !

"My son, Father misses you so much." Father Huang Wushuang wanted to pounce on him, but unfortunately, he was caught by that man.

Faced with the envy and hatred of that manly man, I put on a bright smile like a chrysanthemum: "Father, I miss you too."

"Let father look at your face, what's wrong?" Father Wushuang was still struggling.

Just when I was about to tell about Liang Zhi's raging love for me, the male prostitute suddenly interrupted: "In my opinion, it is very likely that I have some kind of disease." Ignoring my murderous gaze, the guy continued, "It's probably some infectious disease, lady, you have to be careful."

After being told by this Hun Dan, my cowardly father really shrank into the arms of that nonsense man.

I curled my lips in disdain, and I knew it.

Father suddenly jumped out of the bosom's arms, and shouted to me: "My son, Father will come to see you next time." After speaking, he disappeared in a flash, and I fell silent.

The male nerve gave me a meaningful look, then chased my father and left.

I pointed my middle finger in the direction he left, convex!

Soul light!You will be punished!Let's not talk about this, I moved to the table, picked up the cool paper to relieve my boredom, and left the "Jianghu Second Talk", what did I see! !That man is actually a silly leader? ? ! !Also called Long Zhi!If you don't play like this, you can't beat it.I drank a jug of water with grief and indignation, so, oh, where is the hut! ! ! !I want to go to the latrine! !

Just after I was liberated, I was about to go back to the room, and it was that boy Fan Chen!What is he doing?I just wanted to go over to have a look, but in the end, a handkerchief covered my mouth, so I passed out, and before I lost consciousness, I gave my middle finger to the sky, protruding!If you have the ability, don't fool me, let's single out.

---------------------------------------------by Cheng Crazy

The author has something to say: I am so cute and solitaire......

I couldn't have been more adorable.By the way, I was really amused when I saw this thing when I was so sad.