Empire Warriors

Mouse OK

I love being a matchmaker, really, I've matched all the men and women I've ever seen into a perfect couple, that blissful bliss, just short of making out in the street.

Some people say that I am old and disrespectful, some people say that I am a hermit, well, no need to guess, I am the holy master who has retired at home. To put it nicely, I am a teacher, and to put it badly, I am a helper who checks homework every day. .

I have always been dismissive of the evaluations of outsiders. I just want to do two things well, one is peace in the world, and the other is peace in the world!

But what makes me sad and indignant is, damn it, the Daxing Kingdom is at war again, I wiped off my heavy old sweat, it seems that sir, I have to go to the mountains again.

I packed up my luggage and planned to bid farewell to Qingyin Valley. Seeing that I was about to travel far away, Tuer Scarf grabbed my sleeve, shook it, and shouted extremely sweetly, "Master..."

As soon as I heard it, I knew it was not a good thing. Every time I go out of the valley, the scarf must ask me for two things. One is to bring a bowl of Da Yi Ma's bean curd, but a truth stick.

I touched the head of the scarf with some distress, and told him, "Disciple, Master is going to Kuang Fu She Ji Jiangshan this time, not to go for a stroll!"

The scarf's sinister and cunning face approached, and said treacherously, "Master, I want to... I want to..."

"Say!"

"They want you to come back and bring a girl this time!"

As soon as I heard it, I immediately became alert and told him, "Teacher, I haven't been a matchmaker for many years!"

"Why?"

I want to tell him, don't ask, if you ask your master again, I will burst into tears, but he still refuses to let go.

Well, you are my disciple, I will follow, what kind of Gege, I will definitely catch you back!

Listen well, it's about being captured, not being a matchmaker!

It's not that I don't want to be a matchmaker, but I don't dare. If being a matchmaker can deceive the people of the world, if being a matchmaker can cause rivers of blood to flow, would you still dare?

I think back many years ago, when I was the mouse master with the first cultivation base in martial arts and the first determination and strength, how many princes and generals asked me for advice, and how many girls gave me eyeballs. Under such a situation, I still don’t care He was moved and shattered the dreams of countless people.

Regrettably, when I was proud of the spring breeze, the palace coup d'état, and the world was divided into three.There is the Pastry Country in the east, the Daxing Country in the middle, and the Suifeng Country in the south, and my Qingyin Valley is just at the junction of the three, becoming a buffer zone for military power.

Seeing the loss of life, seeing the coming of troubled times, seeing my Qingyin Valley in danger, my heart is in great pain!

Seeing this situation, the old Black Mountain demon next door persuaded me, "Master Shu, you are full of knowledge and poetry, why don't you think about the people's lives, support the heroes of the world, and dominate the world?"

When I heard it, it was a good idea, but who should I support? This is a question worth thinking about.

Heishan suggested, "Master, although I have been a demon for thousands of years, I have also experienced the vicissitudes of life and affairs. If you can believe me, I will capture a few people and you will be responsible for educating them. Do you think it is okay?"

"It doesn't matter, let's go!"

Unexpectedly, at the moment Heishan stepped forward, a huge monster fell from the sky and covered Heishan impartially. Heishan... didn't die under Nie Xiaoqian's hands, nor under Yan Chixia's hands, but died in this jump The cliff's...behemoth's chubby body pierces through Wanjun's body.

I picked up the huge monster and took a look, little sister, if you want to die, you shouldn't look for Heishan, he will kill you.

Sure enough, Heishan's out-of-body soul attached to a young man at the fastest speed, and drove away the dirty soul of that young man by the way. These days, the body may not be beautiful, the face may not be handsome, but the magic power must be high!

Within two days, that boy rushed to Qingyin Valley and brought me another boy, the little emperor of Daxing Kingdom, Wushuang!

As for Montenegro, what a tragic identity he found for himself, the King of Yue!

Montenegro, you must love me so much that you want to help me complete this great cause of helping the country...

In this way, before I left the valley, Wu Shuang, Yue Wang, and the woman who jumped off the cliff became my disciples.

As the saying goes, children cannot lose at the starting line of education!When it comes down to today's world, heirs should not lose at the starting line of education!

So, the Yousu Kingdom immediately whipped the horse and sent the heir of the Yousu Kingdom, Susu, without hesitation.

Suifengguo worked even harder, besides coming in person, he also sent all the family members of the palace.

I wiped my sweat, where can I find so many desks and chalk!

In this way, the heirs of the Three Kingdoms, or in other words, a few little bastards, all gathered in the classroom and started their endless academic career.

What's even more hateful is that these are all crooked melons with cracked dates and sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks, and the most advanced things are also crowded with facial features!My visual aesthetic has been subverted.

I think, if one of them can kill the other two, that would be the fastest and most direct choice to unify the country. What makes me sad and indignant is that these three little bastards belong to the rabbit, not only are they not enemies of each other, but they also love each other Get up, especially Wushuang and Susu!

If the love between them is allowed to succeed, won't the Three Kingdoms continue?My Qingyin Valley continues to suffer?

For the stability of the motherland, for the harmony of the society, I think, use the ultimate no-kill trick, beauty trap!

Fortunately, the huge fat girl is still there. Although she has chicken legs in one hand and duck legs in the other hand, and the pork legs are gnawing on her mouth, she wiped her oily mouth and said to me, "Teacher, it's so delicious!"

I can't help tearing off two leaves for her, "Come on, wipe it off!"

The behemoth immediately had an epiphany, wiped it with two leaves, and swallowed it as quickly as possible, I stared blankly at her, oh my god, that's Fengdan!The ultimate magic medicine, in a blue bottle!

Sure enough, the fellow immediately blushed, and I thought, since God’s will is so, then I will pass on the peerless classic "Yi Jing Jing" to him, and warn him, "Be sure to read it carefully, read it carefully!" Look at the pants!

You must know that "Yi Jing Jing" is a classic secretary in the room. The person he learns not only increases his charm, but also hits it all the time. With the magic medicine Fengdan, he can't even win Wushuang.

I crossed my legs, listened to the temptation of the wolf, and waited under the window with the moon.

All of a sudden, thousands of sparrows were flying together, and a hundred birds were contending. I was very proud, that guy took down Wushuang!

Turning around, under the moonlight, King Yue said to me with sly eyebrows, "Teacher, did I do something good today?"

"What good thing?"

"Wu Shuang wanted to steal your "Treasure of Peach Blossoms" but I found out, so I hid "Treasure of Peach Blossoms" on Fat Girl to help you keep the classics of martial arts!"

"Treasure of Peach Blossoms", it's okay, it's okay, I haven't lost it!

Fat girl ran towards me with snot and tears, and yelled at me, "Teacher!"

"But are you ready?"

"No, that book was snatched by Wushuang!"

"Oh, he practiced?"

"Teacher... I didn't do it on purpose...but I also snatched another copy!"

After finishing speaking, she smiled sinisterly, "Besides, teacher, I've even mastered it!" She handed me the book, and on the cover of the book was my crazy big characters, "The Book of Peach Blossoms"!

I wiped my tears and prayed that she would not see the ant-like words on the first page, don't see it!Then, she said, "It was written on the first page that if you want to practice this exercise, you must first remove the uterus. I did it!"

I fell to the ground in grief!

Many years later, Pang Pang Da Wu Gui became a queen, and he still asked me in confusion, "Master, why do I have infertility?"

I have to feel even more guilty!

Just when I was full of remorse, Wushuang rushed out and snatched away my guilty fat girl at the speed of a [-]-meter sprint!

Then, I witnessed the explosive power of my "Yi Jing Jing" and the power of my "Treasure of Peach Blossoms"!

To this day, I still regret that part of my marriage!

Disciple, although martial arts are noble, you need to be cautious in your cultivation!

Disciple, if you don't listen to your master, you will suffer later!

In order to make the world normal, in order to make the country peaceful and the people safe, I entrusted Montenegro with a task, that is, to maintain the peace of the Three Kingdoms, even if you sell yourself and sell dragon chairs, you must maintain the peace of the Three Kingdoms and ensure the normal operation of my Qingyin Valley!

I have to admit that King Yue was too incompetent to bring peace.

Sure enough, to be a fairy is to be a fairy, and being a human can only destroy the three views!I just hate not knowing people!Sighing!

I can imagine that after many years, a war will definitely break out. I have taken in two apprentices, one named Scarf and the other named Sansheng, in case of future incidents!

Fortunately, the fat sow in my pigsty sucked the essence of the sun and the moon, and was taught by my sages, and successfully evolved into a wise pig. I used [-] pieces of Fengdan and [-] pieces of Dragon Pill , Let him attain the Tao and become the black head of the evil way!

Today, the entire continent is almost entirely my disciples, and the three countries are all my disciples!

It's just a rush of time, I didn't educate these bastards well on the correct values, I'm so guilty!

Well, taking this opportunity, I will clean up these bastards, abolish these worthless kings, and choose a worthy heir!

Scarf, wait, after finishing this job, I'll catch Shishi Gege back for you!

——————————BY mouse to confirm

The author has something to say: the skill of the mouse is very high. . . . .

Teacher, your writing is really good, it’s good to shake hands~~