Lord, don't make trouble! [online game]

[World][Yi Lengjue]: The Chinese and Evil PVP Guild【Drunk and Singing】Strongly recruit all kinds of violent and bloody militants!Organize the black dragon on the battlefield every day, and the passion in the wild is unlimited!Newcomers join the gang to bring JJC#拍手#拍手#拍手

You quietly said to [North Passing Years]: I have opened a new guild, do you want to come?

[North Passing Time] Quietly said: don't go #despise

You quietly said to [Northern Way Passing Years]: Come on, help me out #感货#您

[North Passing Time] said quietly: I'm in a friend's gang now, so it's inconvenient to leave.

You quietly said to [Northern Passage]: Come on hero, we are also master-student relationship after all.

It is true that Yi Lengjue is Master Jun's personal master, but the relationship between the two is not very close.

At that time, Master Jun’s equipment was not very easy to operate and was very scumbag. One day, someone said that he found a Tiance with good operation to be his personal master, and Master Jun agreed without hesitation. state.

Yi Lengjue would occasionally ask the military master if he needed anything, such as a tribute outfit. The military master only wanted to play PVP, and the tribute outfit was completely unnecessary for him, so he only accepted the skill cheat book, and then There is no more.

The friend Jun Ye was talking about was Jian Chun, of course. With such a comparison, how could Jun Ye abandon Jian Chun and help a person who has almost no relationship to develop a gang?

But Jun Ye's refusal obviously won't make Yi Lengjue give up so easily.

So Jun Ye would be harassed by Yi Lengjue once a day, until two weeks later, Jun Ye was so entangled that he couldn't help it, and after some complaints with Jian Chun, he went to get drunk and sing.

At that time, there were very few drunk singers, less than twenty people in total, so the military master did a stupid thing.

Jianchun's gang was still a vegetable gang at that time, and as soon as Jun Ye's head got hot, he directly dragged Jianchun and a few people in his gang who were more keen on PVP into drunken singing.

In less than half a month, Master Jun joined the vice gang while he was drunk and singing, and was mainly responsible for gang members and gang activities.

After that, the number of gang members also increased, and there were forty or fifty online people every day.

The problem of personnel is solved, and then there is the problem of equipment for the gang.

Yi Lengjue immediately began to issue new tasks. Those in the guild who were not well equipped would go to fight JJC. Those who got 1600 first and changed to a set of JJC equipment would go to the field to practice actual combat.

The first person to be brought on 2200 was Mr. Jun, and before he had collected a set of 270, Yi Lengjue asked him to bring other newcomers.The military master didn't complain either, and started the days of Jian Tian'er soaking in JJC and leading people to call 1600 without complaint.

In fact, Master Jun has to thank Yi Lengjue. If he hadn't been in JJC for a month, how could he have such sharp operations now?

So gradually the overall equipment gradually improved, and in the end it was to make a name for the gang.

It just so happened that Jun Ye had been on a business trip for a few days, and when he came back, he found that there was an additional hostile gang, which was also a villain gang.

Although the military master is very repulsed by civil war, but the matter has reached this point, the military master can only keep silent, if he wants to fight, then let's fight.

Start gang battles, guard the black dragon, and fight non-stop from morning to midnight.

Jun Ye has never been absent. Although he feels tired, he has to participate as a deputy.

At the beginning, the military master did not deny that he had a good impression of Yi Lengjue. Although a man would be unwilling to be reconciled to the strong, he would inevitably have more admiration. The military master likes Yi Lengjue who is assertive, ambitious and bloody.

Because of some relationship, Master Jun used a voice changer on YY to slightly change his voice. He had never touched a voice changer before. Fortunately, he didn’t turn himself into a girl’s voice because he was not familiar with the operation. But it sounds very sissy, very sissy, so the nickname sissy gun was born. The military master's protest was invalid and he could only compromise.

It was already two o'clock in the morning when Heilong left the venue that day, and everyone was too tired to go offline to rest. In the end, only Junye and Yi Lengjue were left in YY. At this moment, Yi Lengjue said to him indifferently: "Beilu , what do you think of that... that is, um... that, what do you think of liking men?"

The military master was startled into a sweat, and he thought hard for a long time, but he didn't find any flaws in himself that showed that he liked men.

Seeing that Master Jun was silent, Yi Lengjue said tentatively and bluntly, "Are you still there? Do you have a crush on me?"

Jun Ye was completely stunned, and didn't know how to answer, so he pretended to be calm and said: "I'm not, you think too much."

"It's just the two of us here. You don't have to be embarrassed to admit it. If it were you, I wouldn't feel sick."

This sentence is undoubtedly the piece of pie that hit the head of Jun Ye.

Then?

Then the military master admitted.

Then, Yi Lengjue said that he could try, but he still needs to get used to it for a while before agreeing.

The military master was so stupid that he didn't think about it carefully. You must know that the IQ will be younger in certain things.

So the military master worked harder to conquer the world for Yi Lengjue.

It has to be said that Master Jun is indeed a good general in PVP commanding and winning people's hearts. Yi Lengjue also sees this very clearly, so he needs to find a way to let Master Jun stay completely drunk and help him do things.And his method was undoubtedly right. At the beginning, Lord Jun still had the idea of ​​leaving when he was drunk and singing, but since then he has completely stopped and devoted himself even more to being a dog under Yi Lengjue.

The reputation of being drunk and singing is getting bigger and bigger, and Yi Lengjue has gradually revealed his true colors, causing trouble everywhere.

Jun Ye was still blindly kept in the dark.

But after all, there is no impenetrable wall in the world. If you want others to know, you have to do it yourself.

After the gang war ended that day, the military master excused that he had to go out for something, and hung up the phone on the roof of the Luoyang teahouse to rest.

Within a few minutes, there was another person beside him. Jun Ye frowned. He was the leader of a rival gang.

[Shen Yan] said quietly: Are you there?

You quietly said to [Shen Yan]: I'm tired and don't want to plant the flag.

[Shen Yan] said quietly: I'm not looking for you to plant a flag, I just want to tell you one thing.

You quietly said to [Shen Yan]: What's the matter?

[Shen Yan] said quietly: I can't explain clearly in typing, open a small account and come to YY.

The military master had a hunch that it was not a good thing, so he didn't want to go, but he couldn't match the curiosity of wanting to know what the hostile gang leader had to say to him in person, so the military master finally went.

"I've been fighting drunk for so long, and I don't want to fight with you. After listening to it, if I can, I hope you can come to our gang. For the authenticity of this matter, I can also tell you who the 007 I planted in drunk , He also overheard this by accident and came to tell me today."

"Your voice has been changed, right? And Yi Lengju knows it too, and you are on the phone, right? He has a cousin who is a rotten girl. Once you were talking, Yi Lengju's hands-free was heard by her cousin. Your voice was recognized on the spot, and her cousin said that you are the master of tanmei radio dramas, and then pestered Yi Lengjue to let you record an alarm clock ringtone. Yi Lengju went to popularize the science of danmei radio dramas and listened to you drama."

"He probably wouldn't startle you to record that thing. Did he ask you if you liked him?"

The military master was dumbfounded, and he didn't answer, which was regarded as acquiescing.

"At first he was just testing whether you were really gay, but he didn't expect you to be." Shen Yan paused, and continued: "Yi Lengjue has a girlfriend, who is also his hidden relationship in the game, this matter is He forgot to turn off the microphone when he was explaining to his girlfriend. My 007 accidentally entered the wrong channel. He recorded the audio, and I will play it for you. Although I remembered to record it halfway through, it was later blocked by Yi Leng Absolutely found that it was kicked out of the channel, it is not complete, but the key points are almost there."

Afterwards, Shen Yan didn't speak, and turned on the audio. Yi Lengjue's voice came from the earphones. It sounded a little far away. It shouldn't be in front of the computer. He could still hear what he said clearly, "It's only in the early stage. , even Shen Yan can't be compared to a fart! If he leaves at this time, there will definitely be many people who will follow him, so you can bear it any longer?"

"Can you bear it? I've been able to bear it for four months! It's fine if you hang out with the guy all day long, you don't think it disgusting that you are gay? Did you really have sex with him?"

"Fart! I did that just to make him follow me with all his heart. He is just a dog that I use to do things for me! Really, after the gang is completely established, I will definitely tell him to get out!"

The audio didn't end here, but Shen Yan didn't continue to play it, such a short section was obviously enough.

"You can take it as me trying to sow discord, but it's absolutely true. You can directly ask your gang's Yue Xia, he is the girlfriend I planted in the drunken 007, oh yes, Yi Lengjue It's a light complaint about Li Yan, she doesn't like you, if you confront her, she should tell you everything."

Jun Ye was very calm at the moment, said I understand, and then quit YY.

He didn't go to Yuexia and Qingsu Liyan to confront each other, as if he didn't know anything, it was no different from usual, but the number of gang battles and JJC on the battlefield was less, and every time he said that he was very busy with work and didn't have much time. to perfunctory.

Jun Ye never thought of taking away the members of the guild when he left, but Yi Leng would think of a way to keep him, which is understandable, but this approach is really... Jun Ye feels that he is simply an idiot.

Master Jun didn't tell anyone about it, neither did Shen Yan and Yue Xia.

But the military master didn't just swallow his anger like this, he vented with Jian Chun in private, and withdrew after a while, the reason was that he didn't intend to stay drunk all the time, and now it's about the same.

Aren't you afraid that he will take away the members of the gang?Then don't disappoint him.

Jun Ye and Jian Chun discussed it, and went to persuade the drunken main members to go together.It didn't take a lot of effort. After all, he was drunk and had been fighting civil wars. He couldn't get the battle rank and he couldn't kill the head. After a long time, everyone was dissatisfied in their hearts and didn't say it.Jianchun said that he originally had a guild, and he was planning to develop into PVP, but it happened that he was drunk and lacked people to help, so it was abandoned. If you want to develop Yanyu Pavilion with him, you will never fight civil war unless necessary. It must be more passionate than drunk .

When Yi Lengjue found out that something was wrong, five or six main players had left the guild, but Master Jun and Jian Chun were still in the guild, even though Yi Lengjue found out that something was wrong, he didn't suspect them.

As soon as he got drunk, he gradually entered a recession. The veterans who had been fighting with the world together were almost gone. The military master opened the guild interface and saw that almost all of them were newcomers. He was very satisfied with the effect.

Not all the people who left went to Yanyu Pavilion, but to Jun Ye, as long as they were not drunk, they would go wherever they liked, and Haoqi would be happy to see it.

Yi Leng had no way to stop this situation from happening again, Jun Ye's attitude became more and more indifferent, before he had time to talk to Jun Ye again, one night when the gang activities were going on, Jun Ye only left me a sentence After leaving, Yi Lengjue thought he was offline, but the one who waited was Master Jun who quit the guild.

Master Jun didn't go to find Shen Yan, nor did he go to Yanyu Pavilion, he just randomly found a vegetable farmer who was recruiting people in the world.

Yi Leng never looked for Master Jun again, this matter was left alone, but it was not over yet.

Two months later, Lord Jun opened a GF group by himself. Almost all the members in the group were acquaintances, friends who were still drunk and did not leave, and members of the Shenyan gang. Unfortunately, in the middle of the fight, Lord Jun I was disconnected, and when I went online again, I had already left the map of the Valley of the Wicked and queued up in Kunlun. The military master didn't want to continue fighting, so he withdrew from the regiment and went back to the main city to hang up.

Less than 10 minutes after the disconnection, Jianchun sent a screenshot to Mr. Jun.

It was the scolding between Liyan and Yuexia on the team channel.Jianchun said that after he quit, Yi Lengjue and Qingsu Liyan were accidentally put into the regiment, and when Yi Lengjue joined the regiment, the nanny in the regiment only favored him. Woke up.

Although the reason was like this, Lord Jun watched the live broadcast that Jianchun kept sending, and he couldn't spit out a mouthful of blood in his throat.They pinch as often as they want, why involve me?

The matter of the military master was exposed by the light complaint from Li Yan. While defending the military master, Yuexia also scolded Yi Lengjue who had been silent all along, and finally turned into a confrontation between Yi Lengjue and Yuexia.

There are two low-handed casual people in the group who broadcast this incident live on the post bar, and Yi Lengjue also posted cruel words, see you on the forum, I really went to the forum to post, just erased my own scum The relatives and friends of Mr. Jun came to beg one after another. Mr. Jun never showed up. Not many people knew the truth about this matter. Naturally, Yi Lengjue was one-sided in post bars and forums.

In the end, it was Shen Yan who stood up for Jun Ye. As soon as the screenshot of the audio was released, the post instantly went viral on the front page, and the keywords about Jun Ye's orientation were thoughtfully edited by Shen Yan.Jun Ye said long ago that he would not go to his gang, but now he stood up to clean up for him, Jun Ye couldn't understand it, and he just thanked him and left.

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