[HP] Illusion

Snape had to invigilate two exams in the afternoon. Harry roughly calculated the time, and it was still possible to come back before six o'clock. He packed up the things he could take home, and went home with two bags that were not too full .

He and Snape's house hadn't been lived in for a while, and some dust could be vaguely seen on the coffee table. Harry opened the window to let the room breathe, cleaned himself up, and rushed to the opposite corner without stopping after changing his appearance. Alley to buy food.

In the future, he and Snape would live in Hogwarts for a long time, and there were not many opportunities to cook by himself, and today also marked the end of his seventh grade, such a rare day, he wanted to celebrate with her husband.

——What do you want to eat tonight?Harry sneaked up on Snape, who was still proctoring the exam.

--you.

Harry's face was a little hot, and the tips of his ears were also stained with a thin blush.Snape deliberately used a low and hoarse voice, which could make someone feel a little tickled.

—…Didn't you hear Albus' reminder?Harry said seriously.

—Apparently, what he said didn't interest me.

Harry: That's a nice guy.

--I heard.Snape said very calmly.

—Harry immediately changed the subject: So I make the dinner decisions?

--Listen to you.

Harry was going to do a big job, thinking through the appetizers, main courses, main courses, soups and even desserts, but if he needed to make four servings, he didn't have enough time.

——Commander Snape said: Just give them the main course and dessert, and leave the rest alone.

——Will this be bad?Harry felt weirdly embarrassed.

——They took advantage of the fire, so don't blame others for cutting corners.Snape still maintained a paralyzed face, and those sharp eyes made the little animals who were taking the exam below dare not think about other things that they shouldn't have.

—Okay, listen to you.

After all, he also has a husband and a family. The husband is now the number one. If he doesn't listen to what his husband says, he will listen to someone else.

Although Harry didn't feel that his life now - except for some harmonious things - was different from before.

Yes, they used to be very much like an old married couple.Harry looked at the bright sky silently. He didn't pay attention to it before, but in retrospect...it wasn't that different from other couples at all.

Although the sun has a faint tendency to set in the west at this point in summer, the sun is still very strong, and it is difficult to even open your eyes. If you walk casually outdoors without wind, you will be covered in sweat.

Harry cast a Cooling Charm on himself, and tried to walk in a shady place. Even so, a lot of sweat quickly gathered on his body, and slid down his straight back.

——Don’t make desserts, just buy them casually.Snape came with new orders.

——That would be too perfunctory.And Dumbledore can eat it.

— Then buy a few ice cream scoops, and make a creme brulee, and it won't be obvious when you put it together.

Harry is right when he thinks about it. The buttery taste of egg pudding is soft and fragrant, and the crispy caramel goes well with the smooth and dense ice cream. He originally wanted to bake a pie, but now he thinks it is ice cream Better.

Especially in such hot weather.

Just thinking about it feels so refreshing.

—Are there any new instructions?Commander?

- If you've already had it when you bought the ice cream, you'll only have creme brulee.

——Harry protested with all his heart: I'm not a child, I won't get diarrhea just by eating a few extra scoops of ice cream.

——Snape said: Listen to your husband.

——…You should continue to invigilate the exam. During the invigilation period, you shouldn’t miss out.

Because of the hot weather, Harry didn't intend to go guerrilla and cast nets everywhere, he just planned to go to a store with a full range of products to buy.Before coming, he checked his kitchen, made a list in his mind, and determined his goals, so that he would not be distracted when shopping.

The caramel egg pudding ordered by someone also has enough ingredients at home. He only needs to buy eggs and milk, and it is not beyond his plan.

While pushing the trolley, Harry put the things he had already decided to buy into it. The fresh vegetables and fruits on the shelf, regardless of their color or aroma, made Harry a little bit uneasy. He took several extra items and quickly Soon, I got a new order from the commander again.

——Enough is enough, are you planning to pay tribute to Albus?You still have a lot of plans that you haven't bought yet.

Harry resentfully put back the tomato he got, and took out all the beetroot and cabbage in the car.

Is this person seriously proctoring the exam?

——Compared with you, they are more obedient.

You can't eat it even if you are obedient.Harry groaned silently.

——Yes, I can eat you.

Harry: "..."

There is no way to live in this world!

The villain in Harry's heart angrily punched the villain Snape, and then picked it up and threw it into the sky with a few 360 five-degree turns.

Snape: "..."

—Your time is running out.Snape looked at his remaining invigilation time, and said so.

The supreme leader's instructions were clear enough, and Harry quickly bought everything he wanted to buy in the following time.

——You forgot to buy caster sugar.

The human computer is so easy to use...Harry hurried to grab another bag of candy, and it happened that the person who paid the bill in front had already left, so he didn't have to wait, it was really lucky.

——What is a computer?

—— Muggle technology, let's buy one when we have time, and I will teach you how to use it?

——You decide.

Harry has no special preference for computers, but when he was a child Dudley always used a computer half the size of his to show off, and he was still very envious at the time.

What's even more unusual is that Snape didn't dislike Muggle things too much.

There are not many Muggle things in their home, but Muggle technology is always far ahead of the wizarding world, and some of them are very convenient. For example, the wizarding world has introduced tape recorders and cameras. The world is changing faster, and he doesn't need to be very close to the Muggle trend. If George and Fred introduced some useful things at that time, it would be good for the entire wizarding world.

The last cold drink shop that Harry went to, packed four ice cream balls, bought another bottle of drink himself, and asked the clerk to walk away with ice——

In fact, Harry's body is still good now, especially under the monitoring of Snape's doll. Although Harry's body is not in peak condition, it is definitely considered healthy.

Sometimes Harry also felt that Snape was overly nervous, obviously this person could know the real condition of his body casually, and he didn't keep weakening like before...but more often, Harry could understand Snape Nepe's worry was not unreasonable, who made him do some things that made someone completely uneasy.

When he got home, Harry started with desserts first, then quickly processed the fish, followed by vegetables, fruits and side dishes. In his plan, the dishes are quite rich, but they are not difficult to deal with, as long as the time matches Well, an hour is enough to get everything done.

When Harry went back with his things, Snape had finished invigilating the exam, but he hadn't returned to the office yet, so Harry sent the prepared dinner to the headmaster, roughly made some arrangements in the room, and then he He had time to take a battle shower, and when he dried off and got dressed, Snape was standing at the door and pushing the door open.

Followed by a small tail.

Yes, as the chairman of the male student union who was squeezed to the extreme, Little Platinum had to help Snape get back all the test papers after the test.

Hearing the outside door close, Harry came out of the bedroom while brushing his wet hair.

"Merlin—" Malfoy called out, "what are you doing here?"

The movements in Harry's hands paused, blinked his eyes, and looked at Malfoy innocently, "Why can't I be here?"

Faced with such blatant and even shameless behavior, Malfoy was very powerless, and what made him speechless was the incomprehensible picture in front of him.

what's the situation?Potter was in the dean's bedroom, and apparently walked out after taking a bath? !Because it happened so suddenly, Little Platinum realized that something was obviously wrong.

Harry stepped forward to help Snape put the test paper on the table, and greeted little Platinum warmly, "What are you still doing there, why don't you let it go?"

Malfoy: "..."

"Then why are you here?" Little Platinum gave an order with a clear expression on his face.

"...Your work is done, can you go out?" Harry was not ready to explain.

His take-for-granted attitude did indeed scare Malfoy, who made Malfoy turn obediently, but soon, he turned around again, with a trembling voice: "You, you, what are you and our dean?" relation?"

Harry raised his eyebrows: "Didn't you already know that?"

Malfoy looked at Snape, who was on the verge of collapse, and said, "What do I know? You and the dean..."

"Thanks to you," Harry sat down in front of Snape's office chair, "If you hadn't told my godfather about me and Severus, I thought you would have known about it."

Malfoy: "..."

"Thank you so much for not telling anyone else." Harry's expression was extremely hypocritical, with a smile on his face, and he almost gave him a warm hug.

It was indeed close, because... a certain person was held back by his husband.

Malfoy glared at Snape, who took the initiative to pull Harry's arm, his whole brain seemed to be churned by a raging fire. The flames of the prairie fire were quickly frozen, and he slowly turned into a huge rock, and the last pieces broken into powder.

so! ! !

It was not his illusion that he felt that he was being squeezed this year!It was clearly Snape's insidious and cunning revenge!

Little Bojin realized it, she was in pain, shed tears, knelt down, got drunk, and felt that her whole body was not well.

What kind of illusory world is this? ! !

Snape picked up a roll of parchment, stamped it with wax and handed it to the already numb little Platinum, and concluded: "Give this to Professor McGonagall. You can go out."